InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ The Lord of the Western Land ❯ The Cowardly Demon Slayer ( Chapter 4 )

Now let's continue this crazy fic/play! Yup this is defiantly a play if the gang can have opinions on the things they're doing. And if InuYasha can give away my plot. R+R!

Disclaimer: I don't own InuYasha! And I defiantly don't own anything from the Wizard of Oz!

The Cowardly Demon Slayer

Tache: The new group of friends was still skipping down the yellow sand road.

Everyone: *is skipping down the yellow sand road*

InuYasha: Why do we have to skip?

Tache: That's what you get for giving away my plot! Anyways, InuYasha could not stop skipping even if he wanted to and was singing a stupid song.

InuYasha: *can't stop skipping* *sings* If I only had a brain! If I only had a brain! I could think of stupid words.

Kagome and Miroku: HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!

InuYasha: *still skipping and singing like a girl* Stupid up! If I only had a brain!

Tache: So InuYasha continued to sing and skip like a girl while Kagome and Miroku just walked.

InuYasha: *still singing and skipping like a girl* Hey why do they get to walk?

Tache: Because you were giving away my plot and now some people have figured it out! Well anyways they walked till they got to a forest. They then see a girl fighting a demon, or should I say hiding from it.

Sango: *is trying to hide from demon* HELP!!!!!!!!!!

Kagome: We have to help her!

InuYasha: Why? She looks like a demon slayer. She's wearing their uniform.

Miroku: I think we should do something.

InuYasha: Like what?

Miroku: I don't know.

Kagome: Don't you have a heart?

Miroku: I told you already, no.

Sango: *sees the gang and runs over* HELP ME!

Kagome: What is it?

Sango: That demon is scary!

InuYasha: Ha! Iron-Reaver Soul Stealer!

Demon: *gets hit and killed*

InuYasha: You're a demon slayer. Shouldn't you be able to handle that on your own?

Sango: Well I could, but I don't have and courage.

InuYasha: Then why the hell are you a demon slayer if you don't have any courage?

Sango: Cause it's the family business.

Kagome: It is?

Sango: Yes and I'm a coward!

Tache: Sango then begins to sing a stupid song.

Sango: If I only had some courage and could go and slay demons. And I would make my father so proud of me! If I only had some courage I could take up the family business. And I would never be scared of a demon in 1 million years!

Kagome: If you only had some courage you go up to demons and send them to hell.

InuYasha: *sings like opera singer* And you wouldn't need my help in 1 million years!

Sango: If I only had some courage all the demons would be afraid of me! And they would all bow down before me as I slice their heads off.

Miroku: If you only had some courage you could take on any demon!

InuYasha: *still singing like opera singer* And you could give me a run for the money!

Sango: And I would never be afraid of the Wicked Bitch of the West! Then I could drive my sword through her heart!

Miroku: And you would kill all her servants!

Sango: Then I would laugh a victory laugh. Oh I could please my father and kill the demons if I only had some courage. Then I would be unstoppable!

Tache: With that the song ends.

InuYasha: Can someone tell me why I had to sing like an opera singer?

Tache: Cause you ruined my plot!

Kagome: Why don't you come with us to see the Lord of the Western Land? I'm Kagome and I want to see him so he can send me home.

InuYasha: I'm InuYasha and I want to see him so he can give me a brain.

Miroku: I'm Miroku and I'm going to see him so he can give me a heart.

Sango: I'm Sango and I'll go see him so he can give me courage!

Kagome: Then let's go!

Tache: They all begin to skip and sing their traveling song. InuYasha is singing like a girl still.

Everyone: Follow the yellow sand road! Follow the yellow sand road! Follow, follow, follow, follow, follow the yellow sand road! Oh we're off to see the lord! The wonderful Lord of the Western Land! Because, because, because, because, because! Because of the wonderful things he does! Oh we're off to see the lord! The wonderful Lord of the Western Land!

TBC…

InuYasha: Why is it everyone knows the stupid traveling song?

Tache: I don't know.

InuYasha: O.O BUT YOU WRITE THIS!

Tache: Well I don't know. Call up whoever wrote the Wizard of Oz and ask them why everyone knows the traveling song.

InuYasha: And why did you torture me this chapter?

Tache: Cause you gave any my plot! And if you do it again, it will be worse the skipping and singing like a girl.

InuYasha: *gulp*

Sango: R+R!

Kagome: Please!

Miroku: And thank you!