InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ The Magic Men ❯ Project: Santic Sango ( Chapter 5 )
[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]
By: sexy_capricorn 
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Suspense / Hentai / Drama | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 07.25.2005 | Pages: 4 | Words: 1.6K | Visits: 562 | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Suspense / Hentai / Drama | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 07.25.2005 | Pages: 4 | Words: 1.6K | Visits: 562 | Status: Completed
Disclaimer: See Chp 1
Chapter V: Project: Santic Sango
Later on Miroku was somehow throwing a party at the law firm. He was drunk with a top hat on dancing on the table and the crowd shouting, "Go Miroku! Go Miroku." in a catchy rhythm. Then Kagome walked in seeing the firm a mess and Miroku dancing on the counter. She ran over Miroku pulling on his pants leg.
"Miroku?! Miroku?!" Kagome said yelling though the loud music.
"That's my name baby don't wear it out." He then looked down.
"Oh, Kagome!! You're here. Everbody, this is Kagome! Kagome, this is (hiccup) everbody!"
"Miroku, where's InuYasha?"
Miroku looked in the sky then looked back down to the stormy eyed woman.
"I....can't....remember."
Kagome sighed and was about to walk out.
"Oh, wait!!"
Kagome whipped around.
"He's at his brother's office trying to borrow some money."
Kagome sighed then left out of the firm.
"Anyways, it's time to party!!!" Miroku said as he pulled up Ayame on the desk and started to dance with her.
"Oh, Mr. Houshi." Ayame giggled and blushed.
InuYasha walked up to his firm catching a glance of midnight hair walk off.
"Kagome?!!"
Kagome turned around then kept walking.
"Hey, wait up!" InuYasha said running up to her then grabbed her arm and swung her around. "Where have you been? I was worried about you."
"I was at my mothers going over some things with her. I think that you and me can't work, maybe in another lifetime, but not this one."
"Kagome, you have to understand that I love you."
"Then why won't you leave your wife."
InuYasha ran his hands through his hair then sighed.
"I....I....Kagome...." then a chair crashed through the firm's big picture window.
"What the...."
"You'd better go get your friend."
"Alright, but Kagome wait here. I'm not finished talking with you yet." InuYasha said walking backwards towards the main doorway.
"You know what, Yash. I'm so tired of waiting."
Then she shook her head and continued to walk down the street.
"Kagome!!" InuYasha yelled towards her.
He looked towards the firm then towards Kagome. "Shit."
He thenran into he law firm. InuYasha stood there shocked as Miroku and Ayame were dancing on the receptionist desk and other people were cheering them.
"Miroku!!! What have you done?!!!"
The tipsy dark haired man turned to face InuYasha. "InuYasha!! Everbody, this is Yash. Yash, this is everbody."
The crowd waved and greeted the silver-haird lawyer.
"Everbody get out!!!!!" InuYasha thundered.
The music stopped and it was silent as everybody looked at the angry man.
"Now!!!" InuYasha yelled.
Then everbody except for Ayame and Miroku started to rush out of the door shoving InuYasha a little. Once everybody was gone InuYasha looked over his firm that was a complete and utter mess.
"I thought I told you don't fuck up the firm while I was gone."
Miroku jumped off the desk then help Ayame off.
"Yeah, that whole idea went out the window when I called some people up and told them it was a party."
"And Ayame, I expect these types of idiotic things from Miroku, but not from you."
Ayame hung her head. "Sorry, InuYasha. Are you going to fire me?"
"No, I'm not going to fire you, but would you call somebody to clean this mess up and to fix my window"
Ayame smiled and walked over and sat behind her desk and picked up the phone.
"And Miorku, you come with me."
"Why?" "We have a problem on our hands." InuYasha said harshly grabbing Miroku's arm and dragged him into his office.
"So, what seems to be the problem?" Miroku said sitting down on the chaise lounge but almost fell because he was still drunk from the party.
InuYasha threw him a newspaper. Miroku began to read aloud hiccuping in between sentences. "Wow! Sango has been a bad, bad girl. I like Santic Sango it's......kinky
"Can you get your mind out of the gutter for once."
"I'll try, but there's no (hiccup) guarantees"
InuYasha shook his head.
"Anyways, I don't know what to do. I was thinking pleading self-defense, but Sesshomaru said that was bad idea."
"Of course. This is first degree."
"So I've heard." InuYasha said sitting behind his desk.
"The best thing to do is to plead insanity."
"Insanity? She's not insane."
Miroku placed the newspaper beside him. "If you stab somebody seventeen times then shoot them, that's insane. Even if she isn't insane it's the best way to plead."
InuYasha stayed silent and pondered what his drunk friend was saying. "Mmmm. That might not be a bad idea. So what to do about bailing her out."
"Don't bail her out."
"Why?"
"If this girl is knocking off Russian mob bosses do you know how many people out there that want to kill her, the safest place is jail."
"Wow! You should be drunk more often."
"I second that." Miroku said hiccuping.
"Okay, we have get down to that jail or the police will give her a city lawyer and then she's fucked."
Miroku started to snicker. "Fucked."
"Miroku, please try and be sober."
"I am sober." Miroku said getting up then tripping and falling.
"You're sober, huh?"
"What? The floor did it."
Later on InuYasha was dragging a hiccupping Miroku into the police station. They walked up to the desk where a columbo looking cop was standing there chewing what seemed to be tobbaco.
" 'Scuse me, can I help you, boy." the cop said in a southern accent.
"Yeah, we are here to see Sango Taijia."
"That crazy woman. Why?"
"We are her lawyers."
"Doggone it! You know you boys are fighting a losing war."
"Can we please see our client?"
"Yeah, but ya got to fill out these forms, here." He said handing them two forms and two pens.
InuYasha took them and sat in a nearby seat and Miroku followed sitting down also.
"Here fill this out." InuYasha said giving him a form and a pen.
It was silent as InuYasha and Miroku were filling out the forms. Inuyasha kept looking over to Miroku who was squinting his eyes.
"Miroku, are you okay?"
"Of(hiccup) course."
"Miroku." InuYasha said sternly looking at his partner.
"Really, I'm fine."
"Alright, you done with that form."
Miroku nodded giving him the white piece of paper.
InuYasha and Miroku walked up to the desk.
"Here you go, officer."
The policeman took and began to review over it.
"Um...Mr. Houshi?"
"Yeah" Miroku said.
"Where it says sex, you circled female."
"I know."
"Why?"
"Because the other option was male (hiccup) and I don't swing that way, mister"
InuYasha threw his hand over his face and dragged it down sighing.
"Could you please circle male for him."
"Whatever. Bucky?!!!" The policeman yelled.
Then a man with his uniform unbutton and tossled came from the back. "Yeah."
"This here's the the crazy lady's lawyers. Take 'em back to see her."
"Whoo! Her money better be enough for the embarrassment you're gonna get."
InuYasha growled. "Could you please take me to see my client?!"
This day isn't getting any better.
Meanwhile a man with long dark hair was sitting in a chair smoking a cigar. Then a woman with black lustrous raven hair tied in a high ponytail walked in.
"Naraku, I have some news that think you will not like."
The man put out his cigar and looked over the woman from her royal blue cocktail dress.
"What would that be?"
"Your son....well.....he's dead."
Naraku eyes turned dark as he slammed his desk with his fist.
"What?! When did this happen?"
"How could you not know. It's national news. They've caught the woman who supposedly did this."
"Who?"
Kagura threw him a newspaper.
"Read for yourself." Naraku scanned the paper.
"Isn't that the bitch Muso's always carrying on his shoulder."
"Yeah."
"Muso was supposed to run my empire when I'm gone. That bitch is dead for ruining my plans."
A/n: Oooh suspense.
Chapter V: Project: Santic Sango
Later on Miroku was somehow throwing a party at the law firm. He was drunk with a top hat on dancing on the table and the crowd shouting, "Go Miroku! Go Miroku." in a catchy rhythm. Then Kagome walked in seeing the firm a mess and Miroku dancing on the counter. She ran over Miroku pulling on his pants leg.
"Miroku?! Miroku?!" Kagome said yelling though the loud music.
"That's my name baby don't wear it out." He then looked down.
"Oh, Kagome!! You're here. Everbody, this is Kagome! Kagome, this is (hiccup) everbody!"
"Miroku, where's InuYasha?"
Miroku looked in the sky then looked back down to the stormy eyed woman.
"I....can't....remember."
Kagome sighed and was about to walk out.
"Oh, wait!!"
Kagome whipped around.
"He's at his brother's office trying to borrow some money."
Kagome sighed then left out of the firm.
"Anyways, it's time to party!!!" Miroku said as he pulled up Ayame on the desk and started to dance with her.
"Oh, Mr. Houshi." Ayame giggled and blushed.
InuYasha walked up to his firm catching a glance of midnight hair walk off.
"Kagome?!!"
Kagome turned around then kept walking.
"Hey, wait up!" InuYasha said running up to her then grabbed her arm and swung her around. "Where have you been? I was worried about you."
"I was at my mothers going over some things with her. I think that you and me can't work, maybe in another lifetime, but not this one."
"Kagome, you have to understand that I love you."
"Then why won't you leave your wife."
InuYasha ran his hands through his hair then sighed.
"I....I....Kagome...." then a chair crashed through the firm's big picture window.
"What the...."
"You'd better go get your friend."
"Alright, but Kagome wait here. I'm not finished talking with you yet." InuYasha said walking backwards towards the main doorway.
"You know what, Yash. I'm so tired of waiting."
Then she shook her head and continued to walk down the street.
"Kagome!!" InuYasha yelled towards her.
He looked towards the firm then towards Kagome. "Shit."
He thenran into he law firm. InuYasha stood there shocked as Miroku and Ayame were dancing on the receptionist desk and other people were cheering them.
"Miroku!!! What have you done?!!!"
The tipsy dark haired man turned to face InuYasha. "InuYasha!! Everbody, this is Yash. Yash, this is everbody."
The crowd waved and greeted the silver-haird lawyer.
"Everbody get out!!!!!" InuYasha thundered.
The music stopped and it was silent as everybody looked at the angry man.
"Now!!!" InuYasha yelled.
Then everbody except for Ayame and Miroku started to rush out of the door shoving InuYasha a little. Once everybody was gone InuYasha looked over his firm that was a complete and utter mess.
"I thought I told you don't fuck up the firm while I was gone."
Miroku jumped off the desk then help Ayame off.
"Yeah, that whole idea went out the window when I called some people up and told them it was a party."
"And Ayame, I expect these types of idiotic things from Miroku, but not from you."
Ayame hung her head. "Sorry, InuYasha. Are you going to fire me?"
"No, I'm not going to fire you, but would you call somebody to clean this mess up and to fix my window"
Ayame smiled and walked over and sat behind her desk and picked up the phone.
"And Miorku, you come with me."
"Why?" "We have a problem on our hands." InuYasha said harshly grabbing Miroku's arm and dragged him into his office.
"So, what seems to be the problem?" Miroku said sitting down on the chaise lounge but almost fell because he was still drunk from the party.
InuYasha threw him a newspaper. Miroku began to read aloud hiccuping in between sentences. "Wow! Sango has been a bad, bad girl. I like Santic Sango it's......kinky
"Can you get your mind out of the gutter for once."
"I'll try, but there's no (hiccup) guarantees"
InuYasha shook his head.
"Anyways, I don't know what to do. I was thinking pleading self-defense, but Sesshomaru said that was bad idea."
"Of course. This is first degree."
"So I've heard." InuYasha said sitting behind his desk.
"The best thing to do is to plead insanity."
"Insanity? She's not insane."
Miroku placed the newspaper beside him. "If you stab somebody seventeen times then shoot them, that's insane. Even if she isn't insane it's the best way to plead."
InuYasha stayed silent and pondered what his drunk friend was saying. "Mmmm. That might not be a bad idea. So what to do about bailing her out."
"Don't bail her out."
"Why?"
"If this girl is knocking off Russian mob bosses do you know how many people out there that want to kill her, the safest place is jail."
"Wow! You should be drunk more often."
"I second that." Miroku said hiccuping.
"Okay, we have get down to that jail or the police will give her a city lawyer and then she's fucked."
Miroku started to snicker. "Fucked."
"Miroku, please try and be sober."
"I am sober." Miroku said getting up then tripping and falling.
"You're sober, huh?"
"What? The floor did it."
Later on InuYasha was dragging a hiccupping Miroku into the police station. They walked up to the desk where a columbo looking cop was standing there chewing what seemed to be tobbaco.
" 'Scuse me, can I help you, boy." the cop said in a southern accent.
"Yeah, we are here to see Sango Taijia."
"That crazy woman. Why?"
"We are her lawyers."
"Doggone it! You know you boys are fighting a losing war."
"Can we please see our client?"
"Yeah, but ya got to fill out these forms, here." He said handing them two forms and two pens.
InuYasha took them and sat in a nearby seat and Miroku followed sitting down also.
"Here fill this out." InuYasha said giving him a form and a pen.
It was silent as InuYasha and Miroku were filling out the forms. Inuyasha kept looking over to Miroku who was squinting his eyes.
"Miroku, are you okay?"
"Of(hiccup) course."
"Miroku." InuYasha said sternly looking at his partner.
"Really, I'm fine."
"Alright, you done with that form."
Miroku nodded giving him the white piece of paper.
InuYasha and Miroku walked up to the desk.
"Here you go, officer."
The policeman took and began to review over it.
"Um...Mr. Houshi?"
"Yeah" Miroku said.
"Where it says sex, you circled female."
"I know."
"Why?"
"Because the other option was male (hiccup) and I don't swing that way, mister"
InuYasha threw his hand over his face and dragged it down sighing.
"Could you please circle male for him."
"Whatever. Bucky?!!!" The policeman yelled.
Then a man with his uniform unbutton and tossled came from the back. "Yeah."
"This here's the the crazy lady's lawyers. Take 'em back to see her."
"Whoo! Her money better be enough for the embarrassment you're gonna get."
InuYasha growled. "Could you please take me to see my client?!"
This day isn't getting any better.
Meanwhile a man with long dark hair was sitting in a chair smoking a cigar. Then a woman with black lustrous raven hair tied in a high ponytail walked in.
"Naraku, I have some news that think you will not like."
The man put out his cigar and looked over the woman from her royal blue cocktail dress.
"What would that be?"
"Your son....well.....he's dead."
Naraku eyes turned dark as he slammed his desk with his fist.
"What?! When did this happen?"
"How could you not know. It's national news. They've caught the woman who supposedly did this."
"Who?"
Kagura threw him a newspaper.
"Read for yourself." Naraku scanned the paper.
"Isn't that the bitch Muso's always carrying on his shoulder."
"Yeah."
"Muso was supposed to run my empire when I'm gone. That bitch is dead for ruining my plans."
A/n: Oooh suspense.