InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ The Otaku Inuyasha Awards ❯ The Otaku Inuyasha Awards ( Chapter 3 )

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The Otaku Inuyasha Awards:

Chapter 3: The next Award is decided!

-The stage curtain opens to find everyone in there seats and Colleen and Yakusoku standing at the podium wearing blue and green kimono's-

Colleen: Welcome to the next award giving out!

Yakusoku: And boy do we have a big one that you will all like -Whispers- Humor wise that is! Hee hee!

Colleen: Sorry that we couldn't do this sooner, but a certain Inu Hanyou, who will remain nameless, would not do this until he collected at least one Jewel shard before doing this.

Inuyasha: WE WERE WASTING TIME!

Colleen: Do I have to get Kagome to sit you again like the last time in the recording studio?

Inuyasha: -Shuts up-

Colleen: Could you get our other contestants please Yakusoku?

Yakusoku: Sure thing! -Runs back stage-

Colleen: Umm…Kagome you might have to get ready to subdue Inuyasha…

Kagome: Why?

Inuyasha: WHO THE HELL IS COMING OUT HERE?!

Colleen: -Thinking- Man, does he EVER stop cursing?!

Inuyasha: -Is sniffing the air- That scent…I know that scent its!

-Sesshoumaru, Shippo, Jaken, Rin, Kirara and Koga come out to the stage-

Shippo: KAGOME!-Runs to Kagome-

Kagome: -Smiles- Hello Shippo

Kikyo: Who is the demon with the tail? Is he your brother Inuyasha?

Sesshoumaru: I have no brother…

Colleen: Hey Fluffy, that line is older then I am…

Yakusoku: That was REALLY lame…

Miroku: So what is the next award?

Sango: Yes do tell us

Naraku: Is it another couple thing?

Colleen: No, not this time

Audience: Awwwww!

Yakusoku: But she was thinking of putting in Kawaii Yaoi and Kawaii Yuri awards

Audience: -Giggling and snickering can be heard, others that don't know what those words mean are asking others around them-

Inuyasha: What the hell do Yaoi and Yuri mean?

Colleen: -Sarcastic look of shock- You mean to tell me you insult my Japanese in the last show, and it's your native langue and you don't even know what those words mean?

Inuyasha: -Crosses his arms- Feh…

Colleen: -Sigh-

Inuyasha: -Slips over to Kagome- Hey Kagome what do those word mean?

Kagome: -Sweat Drops- Ummm…Look it up after the show Inuyasha…

Inuyasha: -Crosses his arms- Feh…

Colleen: Why do you say that all the time?

Inuyasha: Say what?

Colleen: Feh!

Inuyasha: Uhh…

Kagome: Yah why do you say Feh all the time?

Audience: -Does not know where this is going but are silent-

Yakusoku: My guess is that he says it when he doesn't want to answer a question or embarrassed.

Colleen: You got a point…those are the only times he says it…

Inuyasha: WILL YOU TWO SHUT UP?!

-Koga clears his throat-

Koga: Hey dog turd what are you still doing with MY woman?

Colleen: Oh, here we go…

Inuyasha: -Growls and bares his claws- SHE IS NOT YOUR WOMAN YOU WIMPY WOLF!

Colleen: KAGOME BEFORE THEY KILL EACH OTHER! AND BEFORE THERE'S BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE!

Kagome: OSUWARI!

-Inuyasha crashes to the floor-

Sesshoumaru: Even for the second time seeing this…it is still pathetic…

Jaken: Ha, ha, ha! Controlled by a mere human girl! What a joke of a demon you are even for a half breed!

-Kagome grabs his staff and smashes it into Jaken's head-

Rin: -Cute sad look on her face- Aw, the poor puppy…-Rubs Inuyasha's ears-

Inuyasha: Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr -Is holding back since Rin is a child-

Audience: -The girls in the audience are giggling like crazy-

Colleen: Hee hee! Inuyasha got mad at me for touching his ears the last time…

Yakusoku: -Thinking- Is it because of that purring thing he does every time?

Rin: Cute Inu puppy!

Colleen: Rin dear, why don't you got play with Jaken?

Rin: YAH!

-Rin tackles the poor bug eyed toad-

Jaken: AAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Colleen: So before everyone here falls asleep, I will announce the next award

Miroku: -Innocent smile- Is it a best kisser award?

Sango: HENTAI! -Smacks Miroku on the head with her boomerang-

Audience: -Some are shaking there heads while others are giggling-

Inuyasha: -Rolls his eyes-

Kagome: -Sweat drops- He'll never learn

Kikyo: -Is just staring at the floor-

Sesshoumaru: That man annoys me…

Colleen: ANYWAY!!!!!

-Everyone goes quite-

Colleen: Now, could you please tell us the award?

Yakusoku: SURE!

-TV comes down out of the ceiling-

Yakusoku: The next award is…THE MOST KICK BUTT ATTACK AWARD!

Inuyasha: ARIGHT! One I like!

-TV starts to play off the attacks to choose from-

Yakusoku: Attacks you can choose from are, Inuyasha's Wind Scar!

-TV plays a image of Inuyasha using his Wind Scar-

Yakusoku: Kagome's Purifying Arrows!

-TV shoots a scene of Kagome shooting an arrow-

Yakusoku: Sesshoumaru's Dog Transformation!

-A shot of Sesshoumaru's dog transformation flashes on the screen-

Yakusoku: Koga's Speed!

-I shoot of Koga running-

Yakusoku: Sango's boomerang!

-Sango is shown throwing her boomerang and even hitting Miroku over the head with it-

Miroku: -Annoyed look-

Audience: -Snickering-

Yakusoku: Miroku's Wind Tunnel!

-Miroku is shown using his Wind Tunnel-

Yakusoku: Kirara's Transformtion!

-Kirara is shown in her transformation-

Yakusoku: Shippo's Fox Fire!

-Blue fire is shown from Shippo's Fox Fire-

Yakusoku: Naraku's…hey wait where is Naraku?

Colleen: Oh, he was trying to attack some of the people standing on line to get in here so I threw him in a metal room with demon wards all over the door…

Yakusoku: Oh well…that's all well and good but please let him out now?

Colleen: -Walks over to the door-

-Naraku falls out of the room-

Naraku: DAMN WOMAN!

Colleen: Do you want to go back in there? With Kikyo?

Naraku: -Face turns green- NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Kikyo: -Just looks at him-

Colleen: PLEASE FINISH BEFORE MY READERS FALL ASLEEP!!!!!!!!

Yakusoku: Sorry! And finally Naraku's Demon Puppets!

-A Demon Puppet is shown-

Kikyo: WHAT ABOUT ME?!

Yakusoku: Oh ummm…since Kagome has the same attack as you we can only pick one person…I think we all know who that is?-Smirking and looking at the audience who are grinning-

Kikyo: Me right?

Yakusoku: WRONG! KAGOME!

Kikyo: WHAT?!?!

Yakusoku: -Pulls a rope that opens a trap door under Kikyo's feet-

Kikyo: -Falls down the trap door- AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Inuyasha: -Walks over to the door- Damn woman…how deep is this thing?

Colleen: Ummm…How far is passed the earth's center?

Inuyasha: -Is confused-

Colleen: Anyway that's it for now! You know what to do!

Inuyasha: I'm gonna go look up those words now-Runs off-

Colleen: I'm only going to do a few more awards

Kagome: Why is that?

Colleen: I have my High School Sophomore Regents to take; I don't pass them I have to take them next year

Kagome: Looks like you and me are in the same boat…even if you're in High School and I'm in Junior High…

Colleen: Seems so Kagome

-Where Inuyasha is-

Inuyasha: WHAT! HELLS NO ARE WE DOING THAT KIND OF AWARDS!!!! KAGOME!!!!!!!!!!!

-Back of stage-

Colleen: I guess he found out what Yaoi and Yuri means…

-Sorry I got over run with Practice Regents from my teachers so I took long uploading this-

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