InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ The Otaku Inuyasha Awards ❯ The Otaku Inuyasha Awards ( Chapter 4 )

-My aching summer vacation deprived head, my teachers are evil-

I do not own Inuyasha

The Otaku Inuyasha Awards:

Chapter 4: THE MOST KICK BUTT ATTACK AWARD

-Everyone is on stage-

Yakusoku: Poor Colleen, her teacher's still pound projects on her even thought she has her first regents test this wedsday…

Kagome: I know how she feels…

Inuyasha: Human wenches and there test things…

Colleen: -Comes in- Sorry I'm late

Inuyasha: Feh…

Colleen: He's in a cheerful mood…

Sango: HENTAI!

-Sound of a boomerang hitting a perverted human skull-

Miroku: -Wobbling around-

Audience: -Some look annoyed while others are giggling-

Yakusoku: He never learns…

Colleen: Yup

Inuyasha: I still can't believe you're a girl…

Colleen: Why do you say that?

Inuyasha: Well…I would think more guys watch my show then girls, I mean there violence in it and I know from being around Kagome the first few days I was around her that girls hate seeing blood…

Yakusoku: Here we go…

Colleen: -Glares at him- LOOK YOU, JUSR BCAUSE I'M A GIRL DOES NOT MEAN I DON'T WATCH YOUR SHOW! FOR KAMI'S SAKE I GET THAT FROM GUYS AT SCHOOL FROM ME WATCHING DRAGON BALL Z!

Inuyasha: -Backing away- Kami can she yell…

Yakusoku: You should see her when she loses her temper…

Inuyasha: You mean she hasn't already?

Colleen: ANYWAY! Yakusoku can you tell us the award again and who won?

Yakusoku: The award again was: THE MOST KICK BUTT ATTACK AWARD!

Miroku: Aside from my wind tunnel, I have other attacks

Inuyasha: Yah, like your all powerful ass rubbing attack…

Miroku:

Sango: I agree

Audience: -Cracking up-

Sesshoumaru: -Punches Inuyasha in the head-

Inuyasha: WHAT THE HELL -Punched in the head again- WAS THAT FOR?!?!

Sesshoumaru: Stop cursing in front of Rin

Everyone: THAT is impossible…

Rin: I have an attack!

Sesshoumaru: -Uncartilistc look of curiosity-

Jaken: -Rolls eyes-

Sesshoumaru: -Hits Jaken into a wall-

Colleen: -Knees down to her- Really?

Rin: Yup, I puppy dog look attack -Her eyes glaze over and she gives a sickening sweet smile, a look of pure innocence-

Audience: AWWWW!!!

Shippo: Then I have it too!

Inuyasha: Feh, stupid brat…

Kagome: Osuwari

Inuyasha: -Kisses the ground- WHAT THE HELL -Gets hit by Sesshoumaru hit again- WAS THAT FOR WENCH?!

Kagome: Be nice to Shippo

Colleen: So anyway who won?

Yakusoku: Let's have a look!

-TV comes out of the wall-

Inuyasha'sWind Scar: 2 votes

Mirkou'sWind Tunnel: 1 vote

Sango'sBoomerang: 1 vote

Colleen: AND INUYASHA WINS!

Inuyasha: Aright!

Koga: WHAT?! DOG SHIT WINS?!

Sesshoumaru: I can't believe I lost to a half breed…

Naraku: I'M A HALF BREED!

Colleen: Inuyasha please come up!

-Inuyasha walks up to the podium as Owarinai Yumi plays-

Colleen: I always liked that theme song!

-Sound of doors slamming-

Kikyo: -Her robes are dirty and a little burned, a look of pure hate in her eyes-

Audience: -Gasping and Staring-

Colleen: I sound have made the trap door deeper!

Yakusoku: I told you…

Colleen: -Sigh-

Naraku: NOT YOU AGAIN!

Sesshoumaru: Woman you look like you've been to hell and back…

Kikyo: -Shoots him an annoyed look- I HAVE BEEN TO HELL AND BACK! I WAS DEAD AND IN HELL BEFORE THAT WITCH BROUGHT ME BACK TO LIFE YOU STUPID DOG!

Inuyasha: HEY! THE ONLY ONE ALLOWED TOO CALL HIM A STUIPD DOG IS ME!

Colleen: You can just feel the brotherly love in here…

Sesshoumaru: -Annoyed-

Colleen: The next award since it will be the last…

Audience: -Sad looks- Awww

Colleen: Is one a reviewer asked me to do, her of his name is LadyRainStarDragonand is an Anonymous reviewer

Inuyasha: So what's the award?

Colleen: Hee hee -Nervous look- The Most Bone Headed Male Award!

Every male person from the show: WHAT?!?!?!?!

Yakusoku: And the contestants are: Inuyasha, Koga, and Naraku

Colleen: Those are the reviewers people but I also added in Fluffy and Miroku as well

Inuyasha: Who's Fluffy?

Colleen: Your brother, the fans gave him that name because of the fluffy tail

Inuyasha:HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!

Aud ience:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sesshoumaru: -Is growling hatefully-

Jaken: -Looking angry at everyone laughing- No one has respect for Lord Sesshoumaru…

Rin: Lord Sesshoumaru its, Ok I like your tail -Cute look-

Audience:

Colleen: Aw! Sesshoumaru is lucky to have a sweet little girl like you; he's not a mean as he wants everyone to think

Sesshoumaru: -Growls-

Inuyasha: This is one award I don't want to win…

Koga: Sorry for you but you would win by a land slide!

-Koga and Inuyasha start to fight-

Colleen: -Sigh-

Kagome: -Whispers to Colleen- If you ask me, they both would win the Most Jealous Boy Award

Colleen: You are very right…

-Ok lets begin-

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