InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ The Otaku Inuyasha Awards ❯ The Otaku Inuyasha Awards ( Chapter 5 )

-Last award people-

I do not own Inuyasha!

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The Otaku Inuyasha Awards

Chapter 5: Most Bone-Headed Male Award

Inuyasha: Where is that damn woman?

Yakusoku: Inuyasha she has regents to take she'll be here.

Inuyasha: She's almost as bad as Kagome with her stupid test things.

Kagome: Inuyasha -Has that look in her eye-

Inuyasha: -Takes the hint and shuts up-

Colleen: -Runs in throwing her book bag some where- SORRY! I HAD MY LIVING ENVIORMENT REGENTS!

Inuyasha: Feh

Colleen: Thank Kami I'm almost done with school

Kikyo: If I were you, I would pay more attention to your responsibilities as a writer

Colleen: Your still here?

Kikyo: Yes

Naraku: -Backs away from her slowly-

Colleen: I think with all we have done to her this could be a Kikyo bashing fiction

Yakusoku: Not like were ashamed of it

Audience: -Laughing insanely-

Inuyasha: What the hell is a bashing fiction?

-Yakusoku comes out carrying a black leather book-

Audience: -Don't really know what the book is-

Yakusoku: All hail "The Book of Anime Fiction Terms"

Colleen: -Gives an annoyed look and grabs it from her hand- GIVE ME THAT! That was so stupid…

Yakusoku: What?

Colleen: It's a book full of Fan Fiction Terms, besides this is the last chapter of this fiction and I don't want it going out with the readers thinking we're nuts. -Opens the book-

Yakusoku: Fine

Colleen: For your question Inuyasha, a Bashing Fiction is when a Fan Fiction writer makes a fiction story that has the plot mainly around one character, and the character thought out the story is made fun of and put in situations that harm them.

Inuyasha: Like when you had Kikyo fall thought a trap door?

Colleen: Yup, some Dragon Ball Z fans like making Yamcha Bashing Fictions, but I don't really do bashing fictions, unless it has to do with Kikyo then my evil side comes out -Grins-

Inuyasha: Ok, the girls gone off the deep end…

Colleen: I like writing Pairing Fictions about you and Kagome, or WAFF or Fluff Fictions

Inuyasha: What the hell does all that mean?

Yakusoku: -Whispers to him what they mean-

Inuyasha: -Blushes-

Kagome: What's he blushing about?

Yakusoku: Pairing, fluff and WAFF fictions are mostly cute little stories writers make up to put there favorite couples together.

Miroku: Is that so? There mush be billions of ones with me and Lady Sango in them.

Sango: HENTAI!

Koga: I bet there are a lot with me and Kagome.

Inuyasha: KOGA I'M GONNA GUT YOU IF YOU LAY A HAND ON KAGOME!

Naraku: I don't even want to know who people pair me with….

Colleen: I don't to pairing much, but I did do one with Kagome and Inuyasha

Inuyasha: WHAT?!

Colleen: What? Everyone liked it so much they wanted a squeal to it, it's really cute! You kiss a lot in them.

Inuyasha: -Blushing a unnamed color of red-

Kagome: -Blushing as well and has found fascination in looking at the floor-

Audience: -Giggling-

Colleen: Let's get to the award shall we?

Yakusoku: Right!

Colleen: The award again please?

Yakusoku: The Most Bone-Headed Male Award

Inuyasha: I better not win!

Miroku: I wonder if I'll win?

Inuyasha: You know if you win this you're a bone head right?

Miroku: -Flat Face-

Naraku: I also better not win!

Koga: Dog shit will win hands down

Inuyasha: DO YOU WANT ME TO SLIT YOUR THROAT?!

Koga: TRY IT DOG SHIT I DARE YOU!

Colleen: Will you two please shut up?!

Inuyasha: Feh

Koga: Hrmp

Colleen: Thank you! Please Yakusoku who is the winner.

Yakusoku: Here are the scores!

-TV pops out of the wall-

Inuyasha

3

Miroku

1

Naraku

0

Koga

3

Yakusoku: It's a tie! Inuyasha and Koga both win!

Inuyasha: WHAT?!?!

Koga: I AM NOT BONE HEADED!

Naraku: I agree that Inuyasha is a bone head since he's half DOG demon

Inuyasha: -Pulls out Tetsaiga- I AM SO SICK OF THOSE DAMN DOG JOKES! I'M GONNA BEAT YOUR SORRY ASS TO HELL FOR THAT!

Naraku: -Disappears-

Inuyasha: -Crashes right into the wall-

Colleen: I really don't like Naraku, that had to hurt

Yakusoku: Ouch

Kagome: -Walk up to him to help him up- You Ok Inuyasha?

Audience: Awwwwwwwwww!!!

Inuyasha: -Blushing-

Kagome: -Blushing-

Kikyo: -Is glaring-

Colleen: Oh that remains me; I have something to do before we end this.

Yakusoku: What's that?

Colleen: This! -Yanks on a rope hanging from the ceiling-

-A black vortex forms around Kikyo, rotting hands grab her and pull her under-

Kikyo:AAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!

Colleen: Ah, the sweet smell of Kikyo bashing!

Yakusoku: Yes indeed sweet!

Inuyasha: Were does that thing go?

Colleen: To hell, but she'll come back, she has to if your show is gonna continue were it is right now.

Inuyasha: Can we all go?

Colleen: Yes you can

Inuyasha: Good

Colleen: Until the next time I feel like tormenting you all!

Inuyasha: Kami help me…

Yakusoku: See you all in the next fiction!

Colleen: Good bye everyone!

-That's it, what do you think? Did I rush?-

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