InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ The Red Case Files ❯ It couldn't get weirder then this ( Chapter 3 )

Miroku handed the cell phone back to Sango. "Thank you so much."

About an hour and a half later three guys walked into the detective agency that doubled as a jail. "We're here to bail our friend out." Koga said leaning on the desk looking Momo in the eyes.

"Sure just go down the hall and to your left you can't miss it. It's the door with all the skull and cross bones over the jail sign. But if your looking for the electric chair just go into the room with the happy face on the door. You have a nice day bu-bye."

Koga and Inuyasha exchanged looks before heading down the hall. "Wow she wasn't kidding when she said there were skull and crossbones over the jail sign you go first." Koga gave Inuyasha a shove.

"No you go first." Inuyasha returned Koga's shove.

"Uh-uh you go first."

"Hell no you go first."

"For gods sake I'll go first, I have a pedicure at four thirty and I don't want to be late." Sesshomaru shoved passed the two guys and walked in the door with Koga and Inuyasha behind him.

"Guys! Boy am I glad to see you!" Miroku shouted looking at them from behind his cell door.

"Horizontal bars do wanders with your looks." Sesshomaru smiled evilly.

"We would have been here sooner if that rust bucket of a van didn't go slower then my grandmother." Inuyasha snorted.

"You leave my baby out of this!" Miroku snapped. "So you have the fifty bucks right?"

"We sure do!" Koga waved the money in front of Miroku's face.

"Good then hand it here." Kagome held out her hand and Koga Sesshomaru and Inuyasha jumped back.

"Were the hell did you come from?!" Inuyasha yelled.

"I wouldn't yell at them they're the ones who locked me up they're like firecrackers! FIRECRACKERS!" Miroku called out mistily holding his hand out dramatically in front of him.

"Don't mind him." Sango said "You wouldn't mind if we asked you something?"

"Of course we'll give you our autographs!" Koga pulled out a pen and a picture of him without his shirt on. He wrote his name on it and handed to Kagome. "This one is free just for you." He smiled at Kagome who sweat dropped.

"Put that away before they get sick." Sesshomaru ripped Koga's picture out of Kagome's hands, Kagome did looked absolutely sick. "Here's our money and what is this question you want to ask us?" Sesshomaru looked a little pissed.

"Is your manager's wife the main boss of the Cimarron detective agency?"

"Yes and why would you even need that kind of useless information?"

"Just wondering! Heh," Sango laughed nervously her hand on the back of her head. "Well that's all you may take your friend home now, but make sure he doesn't hit on undercover agents again ok?"

The four men started walking out the door when Koga turned around and blew a kiss at Kagome "Until we meet again babe!" Kagome turned her head to the side a look of deep disgust on her face.

A few minuets later Momo ran into the jail area to where Kagome and Sango where sitting going over their findings "You guys he's hit again! We Have a lead that he's going to be at some snobby rich peoples fest."

"Who Momo?" Sango asked in a bore tone.

"The Kitsune kid!" Momo screamed breathlessly. Sango and Kagome exchanged glances before running out the door with there helmets and goggles on. Kagome jumped in the side car and Sango started the motorcycle.

Inuyasha and his gang walked out and watched as the motorcycle disappeared up the hill leaving behind a cloud of black smoke.

"You know what we have to do right?" Koga said in a low voice as he looked at Inuyasha.

"To the Tour Bus!" Miroku cried raising his index finger in the air. He then ran off humming the superman theme song his arms held out in front of him. While Inuyasha raised his eyebrow and gave a sideways glance to Koga who was too busy looking at a ball of lint to notice. Sesshomaru cussed to himself and complained about missing his pedicure.

"Everybody buckle up!" Miroku shouted happily.

"It would be useless to buckle up," Inuyasha snorted, "this thing goes point five miles and hour, I swear on our way to get you I saw a snail pass us going down hill."

"Shut up!" Miroku shouted indignantly, he then stroked the dash bored and mumbled sweet nothings to the van. Sesshomaru's eye began to twitch and he violently struck Miroku on the head. Glaring at Sesshomaru in the rear view mirror he huffily slammed down on the gas.

Kagome and Sango roared down Third Street, going at least fifteen miles an hour, a first for that motorcycle I might add! "Were are we going?!" Sango shouted over the clanking of the bike. "We're going to the, S.R.P.W.W.C club!" Kagome shouted back, "That's were he's going to strike next! I'll bet last nights Taco Bell Burrito for your Chime Chonga supreme on that!"

"Your on!" Sango shouted. Just then the motorcycle died and started rolling down the hill. "Eek!" Kagome screeched from the side car. Sango kicked down on the gas praying to everything she could. The bike gained speed as it rolled farther down the hill.

"Hey what's that?" Koga jabbed a finger toward a bent light post.

Miroku pulled over, the color drained from his face. "Oh dear god!"

"What is it? Is someone hurt? Is someone bleeding? Is there anything with blood involved?!" Sesshomaru cried with joy.

"You're so morbid." Inuyasha looked grimly at his brother.

"Nope…." Miroku squeaked, "It's THEM!" He ducked down and started to put his foot on the gas.

"Hey! Wait!" Kagome cried waving her hand back and forth sadistically.

"Oh my god!" Koga jumped out of the car and ran over to the motorcycle while Miroku silently cussed at him.

Kagome and Sango stood beside the damaged bike. "Alas I knew her well!" Kagome wailed in false anguish. "Good old girl she never let us down!" Sango added. "Well that's not precisely true, there was that one time…" Kagome trailed off.

"So where I is this S.R.P.W.W.C club thing a ma jig?" Koga asked as he dug in his pocket. "Just turn left!" Kagome said pointing to a street.

"Lint Ball?" Koga said holding his hand out. "You have one track mind don't you?" Koga nodded belligerently.

"Tell me why we have to where these powdered wigs and old style Victorian costumes again?" Sango asked in deep repulsion.

"This thing is riding up my…."

Inuyasha whapped Koga on the head "We don't need to hear that."

"Welcome to the sickeningly rich powdered wig wearing club, how may I help you people today?" short stocky man asked bowing stiffly.

"He's wearing yellow crossgarderd stalkings!" Sesshomaru snorted into Kagome's ear "that's a major fashion don't!"

"Like you care" Kagome whispered back. "Oh no just guide us to a table and that will be all!" Kagome grandly fallowed the man into the ball room.

"Two to a table please!" The man said his shifty little eyes flashed back and forth between Kagome and Sango as they went to sit at a table together. "I didn't know you two were partners!"

"Oh no!" Kagome laughed stiffly and grabbed the closest person to her, "where together!" she silently prayed that it wasn't Koga, she still had that bad mental image of him without a shirt on. "Erp!" She turned around to see that she was cursed with the unfortunate blemish of sitting with Inuyasha.