InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ The Red Case Files ❯ the weird stuff ( Chapter 2 )

"Those girls mean trouble I'm sure of it." Mrs. Uchida bit her thumb "I should give them an unsolvable case." She smiled evilly and walked out of her office and stopped in front of her new employee's desk. "Hello girls" She said icily "I hope you don't think me rude but it is my duty to assign every able bodied detective's with a case I hope you girls are up to the challenge?"

"Yes Ma'am." Kagome said looking eagerly at Sango. "We'd be more then happy to start as soon as possible!"

"I'm so very glad to hear that. Momo! Bring me a case file." Mrs. Uchida shouted at the secretary who glared at her but started to reach for a file cabinet. "Not that one you idiot! The one that contains the, RED CASE FILE!"

The noise level within the musty old building dropped immediately. All eyes where on Mrs. Uchida, and the two new employees. "The red case file?!" Momo stared blankly at Mrs. Uchida who snapped "We don't have all day girl get a move on."

"Yes ma'am." Momo pulled out a thick red file from a previously locked cabinet. She walked over to Mrs. Uchida and handed it to her with shaky hands. Mrs. Uchida sniffed in annoyance and snatched the file from the young girl. "This is your case." Mrs. Uchida glared at Sango and Kagome with loath. "From now until it's done you will do nothing but work on this case. Understood?!" Sango and Kagome nodded and took the file from their boss.

"You do realize that you are taking the case of the notorious Kitsune Kid?" Momo gawked at Kagome and Sango. "No one knows what he looks like but he always gets away with everything!"

"It can't be that hard. Plus in the file it's said that he was last seen in the Cimarron First National Bank." Sango looked at Kagome who smiled happily "That's our first stop." She raised her hand in the air and put on a serious face "TO THE MOTORCYCLE!" She shouted. The two girls ran out of the building with Momo behind them.

"Alright" Sango looked at Kagome "it's your turn to ride in the side car."

"What?!" Kagome glared at Sango "I rode in the side car on the way here no way it's your turn to ride in the side car!"

"There's only one way to solve this problem in an orderly fashion." Sango and Kagome glared at each other from opposite sides of the motorcycle. Momo looked on in aw.

Kagome and Sango both raised their fists and brought them down hard. "ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS!" The shouted and Momo sweat dropped heavily.

"Ha, Ha! I win!" Kagome started laughing her hands on her hips. "That means you ride in the dingy side car!"

"Ready to go, Sango?" Kagome looked at Sango who was sitting in the side car with large goggles over her eyes.

"Yeah." Kagome let out a whoop and kicked down the gas, the motorcycle gave a jolt and jerked forward leaving a big cloud of exhaust behind it. Kagome and Sango fallowed the road signs while onlookers stared as the motorcycle clunked on its way. The girls turned into the parking lot close to the bank and the motorcycle gave a loud bang and died.

"That was lucky." Sango said climbing out of the small compartment. "This old piece of junk died in a suitable place."

"That's not nice Sango it may be a bucket of bolts but it's been faithful to us so we have to give it some credit." Sango took of her helmet and pink goggles. "We can walk from here anyway."

Kagome looked in her bag and pulled out a tape recorder a pad and a pen. "I think we're all set."

The duo walked out of the parking lot and towards the bank Kagome cussed out loud when they reached the door. "Shit. Why didn't any one tell us that it's closed on Saturday's?" Sango looked really pissed "You mean I rode in that damned side car all this way for nothing?! Aw man this takes the cake Kagome! First we have to go all the way to a stupid city like this and now we just wasted a good Saturday!"

Sango would have continued yelling at Kagome if a man hadn't walked up and stood in front of them. He was about a few inches taller then Sango he had black hair pulled back into a small ponytail he had yellow sunglasses on. He was wearing a black leather jacket and a pair of leather pants. "What are two ladies like yourselves doing around here?"

"We're on business." Kagome said curtly.

"Business you say? Allow me to introduce myself I am Miroku Mitskage."

"That's very nice but we have other things to worry about." Sango said dismissively.

"Now ladies how about I show you two a good time?" Miroku walked up to the two girls and placed his arms around their shoulders.

"You don't know what you're messing with." Kagome glared at him.

"Now Lady that's no way to talk to me is it?"

Kagome and Sango were about to tell him off when they felt his hand's slide down their backs coming to rest on their rears. "Eeep." Kagome and Sango slapped him at the same time.

"Don't touch us there!"

"Come on know it's not that bad. Plus my manager Mr. Uchida is out of town he shouldn't mind."

Kagome grabbed Sango and pulled her to the side. "Did you hear that?" Sango nodded "This could give us a new lead."

"Well Mr. Mitskage."

"Please call me Miroku."

"Miroku tell us is your manager's name Naraku?"

"Why yes it is." Kagome and Sango exchanged glances. Miroku took his chance and grouped the two girls again. Sango and Kagome grabbed his arms and started pulling toward there motorcycle. "I think you should come with us." Sango smiled evilly.

"Really? Great! So who's house are we going to?" Miroku said cheerfully.

"Oh you'll see." Kagome said icily.

Miroku reached behind the girls again but Sango and Kagome both drew their guns and held them to Miroku's head. "Don't even think about it, Sango get the cuffs."

Miroku shook his cuffed hands and looked at the two girls. "You know I've always been fond of bondage." He smiled "Kinky!"

"Shut up and get it." Sango pointed to the side car. "Kagome I drive and you sit behind me."

Sango got on the bike and kicked down on the gas the motorcycle sputtered and died.

"Allow me." Kagome gave the machine a good kick and roared back to life, she then climbed on behind Sango and they headed off towards the detective agency.

"Come on now you didn't have to lock me up!" Miroku shouted from behind the cell door.

"We had all the rights in the world." Sango snapped at him.

"What about my rights?"

"I'll read them." Kagome cleared her throat. "You have the right to remain silent,"

"I like that one." Sango said cheerfully.

"You have the right to an attorney and in the case that you cannot afford the prices one will be provided for you by the court of law."

"But all I need is bail money I'm not being tried for murder or something." Miroku pretended to sob.

"Oh alright if it will shut you up!" Sango looked pissed but handed him her cell phone. Miroku grabbed it and dialed a number.

After about thirty rings "Hello?" someone said groggily on the other end of the line.

"Koga? Koga its me Miroku!"

"Oh, what's happening dude?" Koga said in a cool voice.

"Quit with the damn cool talk. I've been arrested."

"You didn't try to sneak into the all women's bath house dressed as a hooker again did you?"

"NO! Lets never mention that again." Miroku shouted into the phone.

"Ok God you didn't have to yell like that. So why did you call over hear if you're in jail?"

"I need some bail money!"

"Oh well why didn't you say so?"

"I just did!"

"Ok so how much do you need?"

"Hold on." Miroku put his hand over the receiver and looked at the Sango and Kagome. "How much is the bail money?"

"50 dollars."

"Kay. Koga its fifty bucks."

"Ok let me check my pockets, hmm I have ten dollars, a string, a paper clip, and a ball of lint. You think that's enough?"

"Ask the others for some money please!"

"Ok jeez who took a piss in your cereal this morning?" Koga could be heard knocking on a door and a few minuets later he picked the phone up again.

"Alright, Like I said I have ten bucks, a string, a paper clip, and a ball of lint, it's a really nice ball of lint at that you should see it…"

"How much do all of you have together?!" Miroku interrupted impatiently.

"Alright don't get your panties in a bunch. Inuyasha has a ten, and his guitar pick, Sesshomaru has a twenty and a bottle of the finest French shampoo and bubble bath set, together that makes forty dollars! Enough to by at least five pizzas!"

"We're not ordering dinner! So we're ten bucks short. Check in my corduroy jacket I think I have a ten in there."

"Yup you do. Wow would you look at that ball of lint!"

"Forget about the damned lint and get your sorry butts over here and bail me out!"