InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ The Search for the Yasashisa Hot Spring ❯ Surviving as a Woman! ( Chapter 2 )

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Surviving as a Woman!

The gang was walking down a path, in search of the Yasashisa Hot Spring to cure their 2 cursed friends, or in Miroku's case, double cursed! Although, Miroku was really enjoying being a woman, seeing that he groped himself 10 times already! He started to grope himself, again! Sango bonked him on the head from behind.

"Will you stop groping yourself alright?" She asked with a sigh. Miroku looked up to her face. (She's taller them him now!)

"I can't resist it! I have such a nice body now!" He says. Sango sighs. She then feels a hand on her butt.

"Houshi-sama, get your hand off my butt! God, I'm not even a woman right now!" She screamed as she slapped him into a tree. Miroku banged into the tree and knocked it oven.

"OW!" He yelled. He started to rub his head.

1 hour later, the gang stops to rest. "I'm going to be by the lake." Says Miroku. He then gets up to go to the lake. When he gets there he sits down. 'Man, this is fun.' He thinks, 'I get to grope myself all day! Why can't Sango see the upside to it? She's been grouchy ever since she got turned into a man.' He sighs, 'Why can't she see the joys of being turned into a man and grope herself?' He sits there for a while longer. Suddenly he gets hit with some urge to do something.

'What's this?' He thinks, 'Some tingling in my legs. Wait, I NEED TO GO PEE!' He then jumps up and starts running around. 'How did girls go pee again? I forget!' He thinks. He then runs around in circles for a few seconds and runs back to the gang.

With the gang, they are all sitting around, discussing this change. Miroku then burst in. "I NEED TO GO PEE!" He screamed. He then ran around some more.

"Then go and don't tell us about it!" InuYasha screamed. Miroku looks up.

"I don't know how girls do it!" He says. Sango sighs.

"Come on." She says. They walk off, or in Miroku's case, dancing.

Later that night, the gang is going to bed. Miroku is sitting there thinking. 'Man, how do girls put up with this squatting down thing? It was very uncomfortable. How do they put up with it?' He then feels a cramp in his stomach. 'Damn, stomach cramp!' He thinks, 'Oh well, I'll sleep it off.' He then goes to sleep.

The next morning Miroku wakes up. He then feels something wet in between his legs. 'Huh, did I wet the bed?' He thinks, 'Damn, maybe I should of gone pee before I went to bed.' He then pulls the cover off to see blood! He screams. 'Blood? What happened? Did something bite me?' He thinks. The gang wakes up.

"Miroku, what are you screaming about?" Asked Kagome.

"And what's that smell?" Asked InuYasha. Miroku looked up.

"I'M BLEEDING!" He yells. Sango looks up.

"Where?" She asked. Miroku looked like he was about to cry.

"IN BETWEEN MY LEGS!" He screams. Kagome and Sango then start to laugh.

"YOU BAKA!" Screamed Kagome.

"HOW STUPID COULD A HENTAI BE?" Asked Sango. Miroku looked confused.

"What's so funny about me bleeding to death?" He asked. InuYasha looked confused too. So did Shippo. Kagome stops laughing.

"Don't worry, Miroku-sama, it's normal for woman." She says. She then grabs her backpack and walks off with Miroku, explaining about the female cycle. InuYasha still looks confused.

"What was that about?" He asked. Sango then explains to him. InuYasha looks disgusted. "EEEEWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!" He screams. Shippo still is confused.

"What does that mean, Sango?" He asked. Sango shakes her head.

"Never mind!" She says.

Later, Kagome and Miroku return. Miroku is looking like his pants just fell down in public. "I can't believe woman have to deal with this once a month." He says. InuYasha looks at him.

"Yah seems disgusting!" He says, "Sango explained it to me!" He shudders. Shippo still looks confused.

"I don't get it at all!" He says. Miroku bends down to him.

"Well…" He says. Kagome bops him on the head.

"DON'T TELL HIM!" She screams. Miroku sighs. How could this get any worse?

Later, the gang enters a village. Miroku then starts looking at all the woman. "Hum, we've hit the village of beautiful woman!" He says. He then runs up to a woman. He gropes her butt to get her attention. "Will you bear my child?" He asked. The woman looks at him strangely.

"YOU LESBIAN!" She yells. She whacks Miroku on the head and leaves. The gang burst out laughing.

"HE'S STILL A WOMANIZING PERVERT!" Yelled InuYasha. Miroku sighs.

"I'm going to go sit by the river." He says. He walks off to the river. 'Man, I though being a woman would be great!' He thought, 'But this is horrible. I want to be a man again.' He gets to the river. He sits down. 'Wait! Didn't Chouwa say I'd continue to switch sex every time I was hit with water?' He then gets an idea. 'Yes!' He then jumps in the lake and is turned back into a man.

Later with the gang, InuYasha is going on about how stupid Miroku is. "Well he still thinks he's a man!" He says. Kagome sighs.

"I know." She says, "But we got to be nice." Miroku then walks up.

"HI!" He says, "I jumped into the lake and got turned back into a man!" InuYasha looks at him.

"Couldn't face all the woman stuff?" He asked. Miroku shakes his head. InuYasha sighs. 'He'll never learn!' He thing. Just then the tree Miroku was standing under dripped some water and Miroku turned back into a woman.

"NO! I'M A WOMAN AGAIN!" He screams. Sango looks up.

"HEY! I WANT TO BE A WOAMN AGAIN!" She screams. Everyone else laughs.

TBC…

LOL! Poor Miroku. I almost felt sorry for him. R+R!