InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ The Search for the Yasashisa Hot Spring ❯ Being a Man ( Chapter 3 )

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Being a Man

Miroku was still sulking. Why must curses always be so bad on him? Oh well, at least Sango would suffer! 'She'll probably want to change back into a woman again after she faces the horrors of being a man!' He thinks, 'Just wait!' (By the way, since I'm a girl, I have no ideas about horrors of being a man, besides being kicked in the nuts, so this chapter may seem more joyous.)

Elsewhere, Sango just woke up. 'Damn wet dreams. How do men deal with them?' She thinks, 'Oh well, it's better to wake up like this, instead of with blood down there.' (Wow, growing up with 2 males will really help her it looks like!) She gets up and goes to the bushes to do her business. InuYasha wakes up.

"You mean you know how men do that?" He asks. Sango nods.

"Yah, Kohaku was always too scared to go into a bush by himself!" She replies. InuYasha laughs.

"Why, that big cowardly kid!" He says. Sango laughs.

"Yah, Kohaku was kind of a coward." She says. They both burst out laughing. Kagome wakes up from their laughing.

"What's so funny?" She asks, sleepily.

"Sango's big cowardly brother." InuYasha replies. Kagome looks around.

"Where's Kohaku-kun?" She asked.

"Oh, Sango was just mentioning how he hated to go in bushes alone." InuYasha replies, with a big laugh. Kagome starts laughing a bit. That was kind of funny. It almost reminded her of her brother.

"That reminds me of Sota." She says, "How he was always too scared to go into the bathroom by himself, out of fear the toilet would eat him." Everyone burst out laughing.

"What's a toilet?" Sango asked.

"It's what you do your business in when you're in Kagome's time." InuYasha states, with a laugh. Sango burst out laughing.

"Yup, Kohaku was pretty much like that as well!" She yells. Everyone laughs.

"You mean, scared the bush would eat him?" Kagome asked. Sango nods. Everyone burst out laughing.

"Beware the evil bush!" InuYasha screams. Everyone almost dies laughing.

"Yah, the evil bush will eat you!" Kagome screamed and jumps on Sango. (Sango's about as big as her father was now.) InuYasha laughs.

"Did I ever tell you about Sesshomaru's fear of hot springs?" InuYasha asks. Everyone shakes their head. "Well, He was scared that it would wrinkle his skin!" Burst out InuYasha. Everyone else goes to heaven from laughter. (Sorry about insulting Sesshomaru!)

Later that day, Miroku returns. "So, what was so funny?" He asks.

"Oh, we were just talking about our cowardly brothers." InuYasha says. Miroku looks confused.

"Sesshomaru's cowardly?" He asks. InuYasha nods.

"HE'S SCARED HOT SPRING WILL WRINKLE HIS SKIN!" He bursts out. Everyone laughs so hard, they wet themselves.

Later, after everyone finished laughing their butts off, they made their way to a village. The villages come out screaming. "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! DEMONS! LOT'S OF THEM!" One cries.

"Save my baby!" Another one cries.

"THEY GOT THE CHIEF!" Cries another one. The Inu-gang steps up.

"Let's do this." InuYasha says. The gang runs in. They spot the demons. "So many of them!" InuYasha screams. Sango runs up.

"Hiraikotsu!" She yells. She throws her Hiraikotsu two times hared and faster then she ever did. The Hiraikotsu slaughters all the demons in five seconds. Everyone gasps.

"How did you throw it that hard?" Miroku asks. Kagome doesn't look that confused.

"Well it looks like when she got turned into a man, not only did she grow in height, but also in strength." Kagome explains. InuYasha nods.

"I remember talking to Chouwa awhile before we left. She said that when the change happens their strength changes. Women gets there strength multiplied by two, while men will get their strength divided by two. Also when deciding on the height, they will give matured people the height of the parent of the sex they are changing into. For example, Women will get their father's height, while men will get their mothers height. If that parent is dead, they get the height they were when they died." InuYasha explained. Everyone is surprised of how much InuYasha can explain.

"Well that explains a lot." Sango says, "But how can you remember all that?" InuYasha shrugs.

"I don't know." He says. Everyone falls over. The villagers run up.

"Thanks for saving our village!" They cry. The village head man comes up.

"In honor of the brave people that saved our village, I give them a complementary stay in our village's finest inn." He says. Everyone cheers.

"Hum, a free inn stay." Miroku says with a grin. The head man nods.

"Follow me!" He says. He leads the group to the inn.

Later, they reach the inn. They enter their room. "We'll deliver food and entertainment in a few minutes." Says the inn host. The gang smiles.

"Dancing girls!" Miroku cheers. The inn host sweat drops.

"Is she lesbian?" He asks. The gang nods. The host sighs and goes to get the food and entertainment, and worn them of the lesbian.

In the room, the gang is staring at Miroku. "Why must you be so perverted all the time?" Asks InuYasha. Miroku sweat drops.

"It's in my nature." His replies. The gang falls over.

"So we've noticed!" Sango cries. The food and entertainment then arrive.

"So which ones lesbian?" Asks one of the girls. The gang points to Miroku. All of the girls dance away from Miroku. They go closer to Sango.

"What's your name, hansom?" They ask. Sango sweat drops.

"Sango." She replies. The girls giggle.

"You want to…" They get cut off by Sango.

"NO! I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ALREADY!" She screams. The girls sigh.

"Oh well." One says as she kisses Sango on the cheek. Meanwhile, Miroku is sitting there, shocked.

'Why does she get all the girls?' He thinks. He then goes up and gropes on of the girls butts.

"LESBIAN!" She cries. Sango whacks Miroku.

"Control yourself, Nun-sama." She says. Miroku gasps. (I don't know how to say Nun in Japanese.)

"Nun-sama?" He says. Sango sighs.

"Well you're not a monk since monks are men." She says. Miroku sighs. This wasn't fair. How come Sango got to have a good time being a man, while his time being a woman was horror! It wasn't fair!

Later, after the entertainment left, Miroku walked up to Sango. "So how come you get a fun time being a man, while I get horror?" He asks. Sango sighed.

"Cause you're a pervert." She says. Miroku gets mad.

"Well there are horrors of being a man!" He yells and kicks Sango in the nuts. Sango falls to her knees.

"Water." She says. Kagome and her water. Sango splashes herself with the water and turns back into a woman and gets up. "STUPID HOUSHI-SAMA!" She yells as she splashes him with water and kicks him in the nuts. Miroku falls to his knees. Everyone laughs.

TBC…

So they are both back in their normal states. Ho long will this last? R+R!