InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ This Thing Called Destiny. ❯ WHIMPER: Sex, Sex, Sex. ( Chapter 2 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

Written for: IYHedonism

Prompt: Whimper.

Title: Sex, Sex, Sex.

Author: Harmony Sunsinger.

Rating: Mmm. (Mature)

Characters: InuxKag

Genre: Crack!fic, PWP, Comedy

Word Count: 254

Summary: As usual, Inuyasha and Kagome feel like backtalking Harmony at every turn…

Warnings: Explicit sex, foul language (a given, what with Inu's potty mouth!), and probably cruddiness (I haven't written a Crack!fic in about 3 years!)

Harmony leaned back in her husband's infamous black swivel chair, thoroughly frustrated. “Seriously, you guys need to at least try to help me out on this. We'll never get it done if you don't!”

“Hey!” Inuyasha yelled back as he continued to pummel Kagome's pussy with his hard length. “I'm not the one texting over her!”

“Kagome!”

“What?” the Miko asked innocently from underneath Inuyasha's thrusting, muscular form, not tearing her eyes from the cell phone in her hands. “I've got to Twitter sometime today!”

“You've gotta be fuckin' joking!” the hanyou cried out, gritting his teeth.

Harmony groaned at the obnoxious pair, standing and stomping up to the large bed she'd written them on. Kagome let out a disappointed whimper when the cell phone disappeared from her hands, and Inuyasha laughed triumphantly when Harmony dangled it near the Miko's face. “You'll get this back when I get my lemon!”

She sighed, squirming just a little beneath Inuyasha to get more comfortable. “Oh, well. At least we're doing it on a bed this time, instead of a ferris wheel or a boat, like in Roxotaku's,” she said.

“Yea,” Inuyasha grunted in agreement, “and we're not trying to tear each other's heads off, like in Shouraichan's!”

“And I'm not trying to drug you, like in Dangersque's!”

“And you're not sleeping with my brother, like in Harmony's!”

“Hey!” Harmony shouted. “She'll stop sleeping with Sesshomaru once you man up and tell her how you feel! Now - from the top!”

The hanyou and the Miko groaned loudly.