InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Thoughtful Misconceptions ❯ Refrigerators and Bathrooms ( Chapter 9 )

Author's Note: This chapter contains a lime/lemon, I'm not really sure what you'd count in under. Either way, you've been warned.

 

Also I want to thank Manda for writing my Miroku and Sango scenes for me. She's so wonderful.

 

 

`Refrigerators and Bathrooms '

 

Kagura pulled up to Miroku's house revving the engine and honking the horn. “You cleared it with your mom, right?” Inuyasha asked jumping out of the Mustang.

 

“Yea she was cool with me spending the night.” She said pulling out two bottles of whiskey from under her seat.

 

“Have you told her about Mika's little visit?” Inuyasha asked as they helped themselves into Miroku's house.

 

“No and I'm not sure if I will. I feel like I might hurt her feelings if I tell her.” She looked at him closely, “I mean, I don't think I will actually offend her but I don't know, it doesn't settle well with me.”

 

“Kagura, I completely understand. It's the same reason I won't go into that whole thing with Sesshoumaru.” He said.

 

“Hey, you guys took long enough.” Miroku said entering the room, interrupting their conversation.

 

“Bite me, lecher.” Inuyasha said casually with no real vehemence in his voice. “You sure your parents are gone all weekend?”

 

Miroku nodded, “Yea they won't be back till Tuesday.”

 

“Sweet.” Kagura said walking into the kitchen. “Where the hell do you hide the shot glasses?”

 

Inuyasha was stretched out on the couch and Miroku made eye contact with him and raised his eyebrows. “Stress.” Inuyasha whispered.

 

Miroku made a little `o' with his mouth. “Top shelf right above the stove.”

 

Kagura looked up realizing that the glasses were way out of her reach. “Fuck that.” She grabbed a few glasses out of a closer a cupboard and balanced them as she made her way back into the living room. “What do you got, Miroku?”

 

“Um, I got vodka and lots of it.”

 

“Hells yea.” Kagura said mocking Inuyasha. He looked at her surprised. He was just about to say the same thing.

 

The door opened revealing Sango. “Hi, you guys.” She said softly as she walked in.

 

“All right. Let's get started.” Inuyasha said rubbing his hands together. They gathered round the table and Kagura started topping off shots.

 

Everyone downed theirs but Inuyasha who just sipped his. Miroku started mixing the vodka with orange pop as Kagura took another shot.

 

“So how was hanging out yesterday?” Sango asked making conversation.

 

Inuyasha grinned, “Pretty damn good.”

 

Kagura took another shot, “How about your guys' date?”

 

“Kagura, you might want to go easy there.” Inuyasha advised with some concern.

 

She flipped him off as she filled her glass again.

 

“It was pretty good.” Sango said making eye contact with Miroku. They both smiled at each other as if sharing a secret.

 

Kagura looked at both of them, “You guys make me sick.”

 

“Are you sure it's not the mass amount of whiskey you've just inhaled.” Miroku asked rolling his eyes.

 

“I've only had like three shots, ok.” She said taking another drink. “Ok, four.

 

Miroku laughed, “I'm going to make some juice.” He stood up, “Cranberry?”

 

Inuyasha nodded but Sango just watched him. “And I'll go help him.” Sango said not meeting anyone's eyes but Miroku's.

 

~*~*~*~*~*~

 

Sango watched Miroku leave the room then quickly got up and followed him out the door. She walked in to the kitchen and casually sat down at the island. She watched him pull out the ingredients to make the juice; silently noting how hot he looked in his loose pajama pants and snug fitting t-shirt.

 

“Hey, whatcha looking at?” He asked with amused curiosity.

 

Sango snapped out of her distracted daze and began to blush because she knew she was caught ogling him.

 

“Oh, nothing! I was just thinking about a test I uhh… I failed miserably in Algebra 2 today, yeah that's what I was thinking about!” She said nodding her head vigorously.

 

“Uh huh, like I believe you!”

 

“Well you should, you have no reason to say I'm lying!”

 

“Well, it might have something to do with the way your face is turning red right now.”

 

At that comment, Sango's face turned considerably redder. Miroku began to laugh.

 

“It's okay Sango, I find your checking me out quite flattering.”

 

Sango chucked the closest thing she could find at him. Which happened to be the napkin holder. He dodged the flying object causing the napkins in the holder to go flinging all over the kitchen.

 

“Oh look what you have done Sango! Now come over here and clean these up like a good little girl!” Miroku said with a false parental voice.

 

Sango glared at him from her seat at the island. Then with a huff she got up and walked over to where the napkins lay. Crouching down to clean them up, she didn't want to give Miroku the pleasure at checking her out. She looked up to see what he was doing. Too her surprise, he was working feverently on his juice.

 

She stood up and placed the napkins and the holder back on the table. She began to turn around to go back to her seat when she felt Miroku's hand on her shoulder. She turned to face him and was surprised at the look on his face. His eyes were so dark violet they almost looked clouded over.

 

“Miroku…” She gasped out but lost all conscious thought as Miroku's intense gaze bored into her own eyes. She felt his body push up against hers, and she let him guide her back. He pushed her slim body up against the refrigerator with gentle force, guiding her shoulders with his hands. The whole time his eyes never left hers.

 

His gaze fell to her parted lips; closing the small gap between them. His lips hovered just above hers. Sango forcefully captured his lips with hers, not being able to stand the suspense any longer. Miroku was caught off guard by this action and froze for a second.

 

Recovering right away, he kissed her back with the same amount of force. He laced his fingers with hers, pulling her hands above her head and pinning her arms there. She whimpered, wanting to tangle her hands in his hair as he ravaged her senses but not being able to. He trailed hot, wet kisses down her jaw. Nudging her head to the side, he continued his assault down her neck to her collarbone, where he came to rest in one spot.

 

As he nipped at her collarbone, she became increasingly impatient. Pulling her hands free, she gripped his chin in her fingers and pulled his lips back to hers. Miroku sucked on Sango's bottom lip extracting a small gasp from her. As he traced her lips with his fingers, she ran her hands through his hair and down his neck causing him to shiver. He pulled away too look down at her. Smiling almost shyly back up at him, she gently pulled at his neck. He lowered his lips lightly on to hers, softly forcing her lips open. They were lost in there own world as their kiss deepened. Neither of the two heard Inuyasha and Kagura enter the room.

 

~*~*~*~*~*~

 

“Oh my God, I am so trashed, you guys.” Kagura said, slurring her words, while trying to focus on one object.

 

“Kagura, I'm the only one sitting here.” Inuyasha said dryly still just sipping his drink.

 

She stared at him intently, “Where the hell did they go?” She asked suddenly realizing they were missing.

 

Inuyasha looked away from her, “I have no idea. They left to the kitchen like a half hour ago.”

 

Kagura eyes widened as she leaned closer to his face, “What if they're doing it?” She whispered loudly.

 

Inuyasha tried to focus on her words as she leaned closer to him, “I doubt it, Kagura.”

 

She smiled, “Yea they wouldn't have the guts, would they?” She leaned into him putting her lips against his but not really kissing him, “Not like us, right Yasha?”

 

He closed his eyes, feeling her lips against his. He made a little humming noise, “Yep, not like us, Kagura.”

 

“Inuyasha?” She purred, setting both her hands on his thighs to keep her balance.

 

“Yea?” He responded, slipping his hands around her neck.

 

She furrowed her eyebrows, “I have to pee real bad.”

 

Inuyasha leaned back away from her shaking his head, “Damn, did that ever ruin the moment.” He mumbled.

 

“Come on, Yasha, I don't think I can do it by myself.” She begged in an almost child-like voice.

 

“Oh my God.” He groaned as he got up and lifted Kagura by her arms. She wrapped her arms around his neck holding to him tightly so she wouldn't fall. From her position, Inuyasha's neck was directly in reach of her mouth. She leaned a little, giggling and kissing his neck.

 

“This'd be hot if I wasn't carrying you to the bathroom.” He said sighing.

 

She giggled harder as she began nibbling on his ear. He cupped her butt as they walked, stifling a moan.

 

He stopped suddenly bringing Kagura's attention away from her biting demonstrations. Her jaw dropped to see Sango pinned against the fridge and Miroku the one who slammed her there. Her face was turning fiery red and Miroku just grinned at them from over his shoulder.

 

“Damn, you guys.” Inuyasha said disbelieving, “What happened to making juice?” He watched them for a second, “Dude, Miroku, get your hand off her boob. We're all standing here.”

 

Sango slid away from him just a little, just enough to remove his hands but Miroku intercepted her, “I will when you get your hand from Kagura's ass.”

 

Kagura looked down at his hand surprised, “Oh, I guess he is groping me.” She started laughing for no reason and everyone just kind of ignored her.

 

“Well could you like not. Cuz I don't want to walk innocently to the bathroom and see you two groping each other.” Inuyasha said, dragging Kagura toward the said room.

 

Miroku shrugged, still holding Sango in place, “Well I don't want to innocently walk into the bathroom and find you two groping each other.”

 

Kagura giggled and waved her hand as if it was the most absurd thing she ever heard, “Silly, we already did that. Didn't we, Yasha?” She was still talking in that little girl voice. She sighed softly, “Yep, fucked like rabbits.”

 

Inuyasha cleared his throat as both Sango and Miroku's jaws simultaneously dropped. “We sure did, Kagura, now shut up.” He said clenching his teeth.

 

She smiled not catching the hint. She looked to Sango this time speaking to her, “And it was good. Let me tell you.”

 

Sango's face turned red and she covered her eyes, “Kagura, I don't want to imagine that, ok.” Miroku just grinned, running his hand through his hair.

 

Her eyes suddenly widened and she covered her mouth. “Oopsy, I wasn't supposed to tell you that. Ok, pretend you guys didn't hear about it.” Kagura turned back to Inuyasha touching his face; she leaned up and kissed him softly. Miroku jerked his head, indicating for him and Sango to retreat back to the living room.

 

He started to kiss her again and pressed her body close against his, cupping her butt once again but Kagura pulled away from him. “Yasha, I still have to pee.”

 

“Goddammit.” He mumbled as he opened the door and pushed her in. “You got it handled from here.”

 

She looked at her pants studying them closely. He sighed and walked forward, loosening the drawstring. She had just worn pajamas over, thank God. “There now just pull them down.”

 

She smiled mischievously like she had a big secret, “Ok, Yasha.” She closed the door and Yasha leaned against the wall lowering himself down and holding his head in his hands. He could not believe that she had told them that. Pretty soon she was going to start describing it. Though it might show Miroku up in that department. He was grinning to himself when Kagura walked or rather stumbled out of the bathroom.

 

“Hi, Yasha.” She said brightly. She had managed to get her pants back and even tied the drawstring. He pulled on the waist a little and peeked to make sure she didn't shed her undergarments. It'd take some serious explaining if Miroku's parents found them before they did. Luckily she had managed getting those back up, too.

 

He dragged her back to the living room. Miroku and Sango were just sitting on the couch sipping their drinks and looking at each other. Inuyasha sat Kagura down on the opposite couch with himself.

 

Miroku tipped his drink in their direction, “So you finally admit to it. Was it sweet?”

 

Inuyasha flipped him off but Kagura jumped into answer before Inuyasha could cover her mouth. “No, not this time. It was rough.” She bit her bottom lip watching Inuyasha's face flame up. “It makes me hot just thinking about it.”

 

Miroku choked on his drink at her last comment but quickly recovered, “Oh, I know what you are saying.”

 

Kagura looked at him confused, “No, you don't.”

 

This time both Sango and Inuyasha's jaws dropped at the same time. “Kagura, shut up.” He said clearing his throat and scratching his head.

 

She pouted out her lip, “Don't tell me what to do. You're still a virgin, Miroku. You told me but you didn't want other people to know.”

 

Inuyasha snorted but Sango started laughing and laughing hard. She put down her drink, grasping onto her stomach as if she was afraid it might burst.

 

Miroku's face turned bright red and Kagura just kept talking, “You didn't want to admit to still being a virgin when Inuyasha wasn't.”

 

Now Sango was laughing so hard, she wasn't making any sound. Tears were streaming down her eyes and her mouth was wide open but no sound came out.

 

Miroku looked at Inuyasha, his eyes begging for mercy, `Take her out of here' He mouthed to him. Inuyasha nodded and lifted Kagura gently.

 

She giggled loudly, “Uh oh, where are we going?”

 

“Somewhere else.” He said gruffly. Kagura and Miroku owed him big for this. He carried her to the bathroom guessing that would probably be the best place for her. Eventually all that whiskey was going to come up and it was best that they were in a safe place.

 

He shut the door behind and lowered her to her feet. She looked at him intently, teetering a little but catching her balance. “You know Inuyasha usually I'm not like this but right now I want you to fuck me like you did yesterday.”

 

He was surprised. They decided to just be friends but she was wanting it real bad, at least that was what he concluded when she reached into his pajama pants and gripped him tightly. He moaned softly, definitely not what he was expecting.

 

She echoed his thoughts in her drunken state, “I know we're just friends but isn't this fun?” She asked smiling as she stroked him. “Wait. Do you think this is a good idea?” She asked so innocently but behaving so seductively.

 

His breathing quickened with her movements, “I'm sure . . .it's fine.” He finally got out. She may not have been able to walk very well but she lost none of her other motor skills. She grinned widely pushing him toward the toilet and lowering the seat. He sat down watching her intently as she pulled down his pants and boxers in one swift movement.

 

“Kagura, are you sure you're up to this?” He asked wishing with all his might that she was.

 

She looked up at him through her eyelashes, “Of course I am.” She looked shy for about three seconds, “I've never done this before.” But then her little seductress expression returned, “Of course, I'll try anything once.” At that she gripped his thighs and swallowed him whole.

 

He gasped as he gripped her head gently. `I'm not going to scream. Sango and Miroku will hear it for sure.' But it was hard to keep his resolve as her tongue danced. “Holy shit.” Was all he could grunt out, gripping the sides of the toilet.

 

She sent him spinning, releasing and bringing him in back and forth. Making him hold tightly so he didn't jump up take her right there.

 

He was getting there and both he and Kagura knew it. He moaned loudly as he let go. She pulled back quickly wiping her mouth as she stared up at him wild eyed. He was panting as he slipped his shorts and pants back on. She smiled and then stopped suddenly shooing him away from the toilet. She lifted the lid quickly as she threw up into it.

 

“Ugh.” She whined as she lifted her face. “God, I hate this part.”

 

Inuyasha just watched for a minute, his body still too relaxed to do anything quite yet. She threw up again and he rose sitting next to her and stroking her hair.

“Almost done?” He asked after the third time.

 

She looked up and wiped her mouth with some toilet paper Inuyasha handed her. “Yea, I think so.”

 

He lifted her up then and dusted her off. He kissed her forehead as he carried her to the couch to crash. As soon as she hit the pillow, she passed out breathing softly. He sighed as he looked down at her and looked back to see Miroku and Sango staring at him. “What?”

 

“What took so long?” Miroku asked getting over his earlier embarrassment.

 

Sango smiled over her glass, “Sounded like you were both doing some heavy breathing.”

 

Inuyasha looked at them disgusted, “Shut the fuck up.” He said vehemently taking the other whiskey bottle that Kagura had brought. He drank straight from the bottle, “Man, do I need this right now.”

 

Sango looked at him with an almost worried look on her face. “All right, well I think I'm gonna follow Kagura's lead and crash.” Miroku nodded and kissed her cheek, “Night.” She grabbed a blanket and made herself a spot on the floor nearby.

 

Miroku and Inuyasha, Inuyasha still drinking straight from the bottle, sat in silence while they listened to Sango's steady breathing. It didn't take long for her to fall asleep either.

 

“So what's going on with you and Kagura? You guys seemed a lot closer tonight.” Miroku asked casually.

 

“Ok, first off she was flat on her face drunk and second that's really none of your business.” He said gruffly taking another swig.

 

“Did you guys seriously screw in my bathroom?” Miroku asked half laughing.

 

“Dude, why are you asking me that? No, we didn't. What the fuck's your problem?” Inuyasha said not wanting to answer but feeling his lips were looser than they should have been.

 

Miroku looked at him like he was an idiot, “Inuyasha, we heard you.”

 

Inuyasha's face burned and he didn't answer right away. “It . . .it wasn't that.”

 

Miroku slapped his knee in laughter, “Inuyasha, what are you going to do?”

 

He looked at him seriously, downing another gulp, “Honestly, Miroku, I don't know. I mean I love Kagura but do I love her that way, you know?” He said actually opening up to Miroku.

 

“I don't follow.” Miroku said shaking his head.

 

“Well, it's like this, man, there are times when Kagura is my best friend and my sister and I'm looking forward to going on a date with Kagome.”

 

Miroku looked surprised but he didn't say anything.

 

“Then there are other times,” He leaned forward like he was sharing a big secret, “Like yesterday when I see her I just want to rip her clothes off and make her scream.” He ran his fingers through his hair, “I don't know what to think, man, and it's driving me nuts.”

 

Miroku nodded. “I suppose you got to decide before either of you get too attached.”

 

“That's the thing, Miroku, I wonder how she feels about me and then I see the way she looks at Sesshoumaru. Like she's fantasizing everything about him. At one point I'm relived because I think `Hey, good we are just friends' but then the other part of me wants to run over there and hit him in the face.”

 

Miroku laughed, “Man, I don't know what to tell you.”

 

Inuyasha sat back, still holding a half empty bottle. “Damn it. I hate this.”

 

Miroku just laughed and Inuyasha scowled at him, “Just give it time, Inuyasha. It'll work itself out.”

 

“Yea, I suppose.” He said softly but he didn't sound very convinced.

 

Miroku shrugged, “I'm gonna crash.” He got up and stretched out next to Sango waking her when he snuggled near her.

 

She sighed and rolled over, searching for warmth. “G'night, Miroku.” She said softly as she drifted back into her dreams.

 

He smiled and leaned forward to kiss her forehead, “Good night, Sango.” He whispered back to her as he wrapped his arms around her.

 

Inuyasha watched their exchange rolling his eyes and downing the last bit of whiskey.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Disclaimer: No, I don't own Inuyasha but if I did, he'd be my sexy puppy slave.

 

 

 

 

Author's Note: I'm sorry I've been so bad about updating my story. I've had a lot going on in my life but I'm trying to come back and continue writing. I have an essay due but my goal is to have a new chapter by Sunday.

 

And please review and feel free to leave some constructive criticism. Sometimes I think I need all the help I can get.