InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Thoughtful Misconceptions ❯ Hangover You Don't Deserve ( Chapter 10 )

`Hangover You Don't Deserve'

 

Sango woke up to a warm feeling in the morning. Besides the slight ache in her head, she decided it was a relatively good day so far. Finally opening her eyes, she found that strong muscular arms wrapped around her waist trapped her.

 

Deciding that she enjoyed this feeling way too much to wake Miroku up she just closed her eyes and listened to his light, steady breathing. Slightly drifting back to sleep, she began to dream about the night before. Thinking of being pushed up against the refrigerator brought a small smile to her face.

 

After lying in that position for a while, Sango's bladder finally won the silent battle she was having with herself. Deciding she needed to go, and she needed to go now, she rolled over in Miroku's arms and began to gently shake his arm.

 

“Miroku…Miroku, it's time to wake up.” She whispered so she wouldn't wake her two other friends.

 

“Okayjusamin…. havingooddream.” He mumbled out while rolling over and taking her with him.

 

“Oof, Miroku lemme go!” Sango whined into his ear. Gently nibbling on it to see if this would gain a reaction from him.

 

Miroku leaned into her touch tightening his death grip around her stomach. She was sure this definitely was not a good thing. So she decided to take a different approach.

“Miroku, let me go, I have to pee!” she said now sounding a little desperate.

 

“No, I like it how it is right now” he replied sleepily snuggling his face into the crook of her neck.

 

“Okay Miroku, you asked for it.”

 

She began to snake her hand down his chest and felt around for the waistband of his pajama pants. While tilting her head back to brush her lips against his.

 

`Man, this probably is not a good idea' she thought, but ignored the small warning bells going off in her mind.

 

She began to rub his lower abdomen with her hand. In return he let out a muffled moan and his grip loosened slightly.

 

`Just a little bit more.' She thought feeling a little bit victorious.

 

She began to slide her hand a little bit more south. Miroku completely let go off her and grabbed the sheets in both of his hands.

 

“Finally!” Sango yelped.

 

She jumped off of him and ran out of the room heading in the general direction of the bathroom.

 

Miroku sat bolt up with his mouth half opened, completely awake now. “Sango, what the hell did you do that for?”

 

He didn't know if he should be annoyed that she left so fast or shocked she would actually put her hand there.

 

`Thinking calming thoughts, think calming thoughts.' He recited to himself.

 

As soon as Miroku had him self collected, he got up shaking off the blankets and headed out into the kitchen to get some coffee.

 

Sango was already out there sipping her own cup.

 

“Here, I already made you some” she said with a smile

 

He took the coffee happily taking a gulp and noting how she got it right on.

 

“So why the hell did you do that to me this morning, then just get up and leave like that?”

He asked sounding a little dishelved.

 

“Do what?” Sango asked as innocently as possible while staring intently into her coffee.

 

Miroku just stared at her, giving her the famous Inuyasha look. Long stare, quick blink. Slight pause then a blink. Innocent stare.

 

“Okay, okay!” Sango said a little defensively. “I tried to wake you up like twice `cuz I had to pee really bad. But you wouldn't get up. So I woke you up the only other way I could think of.”

 

“Well, you didn't have to be so cruel about it and leave like that.” He said whining in a really convincing voice.

 

Sango actually started to feel bad.

 

“Hey ya never know, maybe next time I'll actually stick around to see how it turns out!” She said flashing him a smile then turning around to empty her cup in the sink.

 

This offhand comment caught Miroku off guard. He wasn't sure if he was supposed to reply or just leave it as it was.

 

He decided for his own safety he would keep his mouth shut and hope for the best.

 

They sat in a comfortable silence stealing glances at each other for a few minutes when a very groggy Inuyasha entered the kitchen rubbing sleep out of his eyes.

 

“Hmmmorningyoutwos'itgoing?” Inuyasha managed to get out between yawns.

 

“Pretty good if you ask me” Miroku replied with a sly smile Inuyasha completely missed. Sango continued to stare at him with a confused look on her face.

When Inuyasha headed toward the bathroom, Sango leaned frontward resting on her for arms looking intently at Miroku.

 

“What?” He asked her sounding slightly perplexed.

 

“How in God's name did you understand what he just said?” She asked still staring at him.

 

“Oh, that, years of practice Sango, my ripe cherry.” He replied smugly

 

Sango just stared at him with an irritated look on her face.

 

“You know, those names are not a turn on for me what so ever.” She said matter-of-factly.

 

“Oh, I know that!” He said brightly “But they annoy the hell out of you.”

 

Sango just stared at him a little disbelievingly. “Hey buddy, don't push your luck.”

She said mischievously.

 

“Oh Sango, I've been a bad boy. You're going to have to punish me.” He said in a mocking voice.

 

“Cha, in your dreams, captain” She said back to him with a glint in her eye.

 

“Oh you have no idea, Sango, my peach cobbler.” He almost whispered.

 

She just whipped the spoon from her coffee at his head nearly hitting dead on.

 

They both froze almost guiltily when the bathroom door opened and Inuyasha stumbled out.

 

“Need some coffee there, Inuyasha?” Miroku said to cover both his and Sango's slight embarrassment.

 

“Eh…that'd be peachy fucking keen” He half mumbled half slurred. He slumped down at the island rubbing the side of his head. “Man, I think I drank a little bit to damn much last night,” he said complaining.

 

“When?” Miroku asked nonchalantly.

 

Inuyasha shot him a dirty look. “After you lightweights passed out. I downed the rest of the whiskey.” Letting his head fall unto the island top, Inuyasha continued to talk in a stifled voice. “We should get coffee ready for Kagura so we can attack her with it as soon as she wakes up.”

 

Taking Inuyasha's advice, Miroku got up and began to brew Kagura's coffee just the way she liked it. Making sure to measure everything perfectly for her. He sure as hell didn't want his head to be the first bitten off by her that morning.

 

“Yasha.” Kagura's voice moaned out from the living room.

 

Inuyasha looked panicked, “Miroku, you better hurry it up with that coffee.” Kagura groaned, “Miroku hurry the fuck up.” To Inuyasha, Miroku was moving slower than molasses, “You know what, Miroku, just give it black. Just give now.”

 

He grabbed the cup; it was a Lord of the Rings cup. Kagura had the same one with the ring around the bottom that revealed the inscription that was on the ring. He sighed as he sat gently next to Kagura.

 

“Why do I do this, Yasha?” Kagura asked groggily as she grabbed the cup and started sipping.

 

Inuyasha chuckled, “I have, yet, to figure that out.”

 

She groaned as she laid her head back, resting her coffee cup on her stomach. “I have the worst head ache I have ever had in my entire life.”

 

Inuyasha followed suit resting his head on the back of the couch, “You're not going to throw up, are you?”

 

“No, I don't think so. I probably got it all out of me last night.” She sighed, “I think I'll take a shower,” She looked over at him, “You wanna take one with me so I don't pass out or anything.”

 

He nodded, “Yea, sure. I bet it'll be fun.”

 

She groaned, “Yasha, I'm serious. I just want a shower and I don't want to like fall over and hit my head.”

 

“I know. I was just kidding.”

 

She sighed closing her eyes getting the momentum to get off the couch. Suddenly her eyes popped open and she jerked her head up, “Oh my God, I didn't.” She closed her again shaking her head, “Please tell me I didn't do that.”

 

“Do what?” Inuyasha asked not opening his eyes.

 

Kagura looked at him carefully, he looked really tense to her. “Inuyasha, did I . . . um . . . did I give a blowjob last night?”

 

He didn't answer her instead he looked at his coffee studying it very closely.

 

“I did, didn't I?” She whined covering her face with her hands. “Wait a minute.” She shot Inuyasha a dirty look, “You asshole. I can't believe you let me do something like that. You stupid jerk.”

 

Inuyasha sat up, “Oh no no no no no no. You are not going to make this my fault. You were the one who drank way more than you can handle. Plus what was I supposed to do. You practically knocked me over and pulled my pants down. There was no stopping you. You were a wild woman.” He whispered the last part like it was a secret.

 

She stared at him, “I hate you.”

 

He pouted his lip out, “Wild woman.”

 

She rolled her eyes, “You're an idiot and I'm taking a shower by myself.” She rose stretching out her arms enough to pull on her whole body. “If you wanted to make it up to me you could go out to my car and get my bag with my crap in it.”

 

“I could. Or I could make you do it.”

 

“Inuyasha please!” She whined stomping her foot. I want to take a shower and brush my teeth.” She shuddered. “Brush my teeth a lot.”

 

He laughed, “Ok, Kagura, I'll get it for you but only because that was a really good blow job.”

 

“I hate you.” She said calmly as she turned to leave the room. Sango and Miroku were staring open mouthed at them having walked in at the end of their conversation. She looked up at the ceiling as if talking to a higher power, “What did I do wrong? I'm sorry, ok.”

 

Miroku shrugged sliding past Kagura to join Inuyasha, “We already know all about that.”

 

“What?” Kagura asked a look of horror spreading over her face.

 

“Yea, you're quite open when alcohol has invaded your brain.” Sango added as matter of fact, following Miroku.

 

“Bathroom floor? That's pretty damn kinky.” Miroku asked grinning, “Your idea or Inuyasha's?”

 

“I hate all of you and I hope you all rot in hell.” She said laying her forehead against the cold wall.

 

Inuyasha started laughing and Miroku joined in. Sango was trying to hold a straight face when Kagura turned around to face them. Her eyes were still a little red and her hair tousled. She started grinning and then she started laughing and laughing hard.

 

She held her stomach tightly as she tried to breathe, “Ok . . . here's the deal.” She started laughing again, “Let . . . me . . .” She covered her mouth to ease her giggles, “Ok, let me brush my teeth for about ten to twenty minutes and you guys tell me what I told you.”

 

Inuyasha shook his head, eyes wide. Kagura studied his face, “All right, never mind. I don't want to know.” She rubbed her eyes, groaning, “Are you taking a shower with me or what Inuyasha?” She asked ignoring Sango and Miroku's reactions.

 

“What happened to hating me?”

 

“Ugh, I forgot. Never mind, I'll take one by myself, asshole.” She said starting to walk toward the kitchen.

 

“Wait, Kagura, I didn't mean it. I'm sure you don't hate me either. It's the hangover talking.” Inuyasha yelled after, rising to follow.

 

She flipped him off, “Screw off, Inuyasha.” She said closing the bathroom door.

 

Miroku laughed as Inuyasha sat back down, “You just got rejected, man.”

 

Inuyasha shook his head, “Nah, I'll just go in there after she gets in. She can't stop me then.” He paused, grinning like he was a genius, “Of course, I think by then she won't want to.”

 

Sango sipped her coffee calmly, “Not if she locks the door.”

 

“Shit.” Inuyasha jumped and ran toward the door, trying the handle. “Dammit, Kagura, unlock the door.” Some thing came through the door that sounded suspiciously a lot like `Fuck off, Inuyasha'.

 

“Kagura, don't be a bitch and just open the door.” Inuyasha yelled back putting his head against door.

 

Miroku grinned at Sango, “Did she just say stop acting like a kid?”

 

Sango shook her head trying very hard to keep a straight face, “No, I think it was stop acting like a dick. But you know, you can't really be sure.” She finished, giggling.

 

Inuyasha collapsed to the floor back leaning against his barrier. “Come on, Kagura, open the door.

 

Kagura turned off the shower but Inuyasha was still yelling at her through the door. `Idiot. Probably hasn't even heard me turn the shower off.' Her head still hurt but her stomach had eased. `Last time I drink that much for a long time.'

 

She only kind of remembered last night like what she did for Inuyasha. She shuddered, wondering if it was safe to gargle with disinfectant.

 

“Kagura, will you open the door?” Inuyasha yelled this time asking. Kagura sighed, pulling her t-shirt over her head.

 

She pulled open the door. Apparently he was still leaning on the door and fell into the bathroom when she opened the door. She looked down at him, “You are truly an idiot.”

 

He grinned and then pouted his lip, “The point was for you to be undressed when you opened the door.”

 

“Your honor, I rest my case.” She mumbled as she stepped over the pouting teenager. “Miroku, whatcha got for food in this place?”

 

“Only the best cereal in the entire world.” Miroku said.

 

“And that would be?”

 

“Fruity Pebbles.”

 

“Ugh.” Kagura stuck out her tongue, “That's disgusting. How about just some toast?”

 

Miroku laughed, “I'll tell where the bread is if you make me a bowl of cereal.”

 

“I'll spit in it.” Kagura stated, “And don't think I won't because you know I will.”

 

“Ok, how about I tell you where it's at and you make me cereal because you're my friend and you love me?”

 

“Or not because I already know. You forget I'm the only one who knows how to get around your house.” Kagura said walking back into the kitchen.

 

Inuyasha finally got up off of the floor to join Kagura. He hopped up on the counter watching her make toast. “You know pouting is not all that fun when no one's watching you.”

 

“Yea, probably.”

 

“Kagura, you can't ignore me forever.”

 

“Yea, probably.”

 

“Come on, Kagura, no one but Miroku and Sango know anything and technically it's not really my fault they know anything.”

 

“Yasha, shut up now, ok?” Kagura said sighing and buttering her bread, “I'm not mad at you. I'm annoyed at myself because now you know that Miroku is never ever going to let either of us live this down.”

 

Inuyasha snorted, “I wouldn't worry about Miroku.”

 

She eyed him, “Why's that?”

 

“Because you also said something last night that Miroku will never live down.” He grinned, “Something that he doesn't want other people to know therefore will keep his mouth shut.”

 

Kagura closed her eyes slowly, “And what did I say?”

 

“Oh nothing important. Just Miroku's sex life or lack thereof.”

 

Kagura covered her mouth to fight back the laughter, “Oh my God, I told you guys that. Oops. I'm surprised he's even talking to me.” She let out a giggle, “He made me swear not to tell you.”

 

“Oh, don't worry. I won't make fun of him. Much.”

 

“Oh, Inuyasha, I feel so bad.” Kagura said covering her face, “Well, I guess that makes us even.” She leaned out the door, “Anything that happened last night stays within this group, right you guys?”

 

Miroku and Sango nodded enthusiastically. Inuyasha snorted, “I ain't got nothing to hide. I wouldn't mind people knowing how much action I'm getting.”

 

Kagura smacked him upside his head, “Shut the hell up or I'll kick your ass.” She turned back to her toast, and began to butter it.

 

Inuyasha stuck his tongue out at her back but grumbled his apprehensive agreement.

 

Slumping back into her chair, Kagura let out a sigh. Picking up her toast she began to nibble at it in a very dazed way.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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