InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Together Again ❯ Heavy Fathers, God-Damned Alarm Clocks and Feeling Loved ( Chapter 1 )

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Beep beep beep.... “Damned alarm clock...hate the bloody thing...where is it...” InuYasha groaned as he reached blindly for the source of the noise. “Where in the hell is it!?...GAH!!”

“Mornin son!” InuYasha was too scared to open his eyes (or maybe he was too lazy). “It’s a beautiful day...the sun is shinning, the birds are singing, th....the....BIRDS!!! Hold on son, I have to save my garden!” InuYasha could just barely see his father jump off the bed, fall on his face, get up and jump out the window, while it was closed, into the garden with a heroic-ish leap. “Get away from my petunias you vermin on wings! Shoo shoo...hya HYA!!! KAZE-NO-KIZU! Oh...Mornin’ George! Sorry ‘bout your house. It’s these damn birds. They can’t mind their own gardens and stay out of mine. Oh is that so!? Has it already been 8 months!? Wow, can’t believe it....”

InuYasha paid no attention to his father. He was used to things like this distracting him in the morning...and at night...and that period of time in between. InuYasha was routing through the mess on his floor trying to find a clean pair of pants when his bedroom door slowly opened.

“Hello, little brother.” InuYasha turned to look at the door.

“Erk...um...hi....Sessomaru...” InuYasha tried in vain to get out of the corner when he suddenly realized what his older half-brother was wearing. “Um...Sesshy...Fluff-ball...my main man...nice ducks.”

Sessomaru looked down at his pajamas. “What’s your point?” Sessomaru didn’t see the humor in his PJs. But InuYasha did. InuYasha saw sky-blue pants with little yellow ducks and a matching buttoned up shirt with a pocket protector, Sessomaru saw comfy PJs.

“Already for work I see. You’re only 10 minutes late. Better hurry.”

Sessomaru looked at his Timex and frowned. He reached into his pocket and pulled out an alarm clock and turned it on. “Have a nice day.” And with that Sessomaru threw the alarm clock back in InuYasha’s room and walked out.

InuYasha screamed as he picked up the clock. He didn’t know how to turn it off so he hid it in his Haori. But that didn’t seem to work to well so he shock it with his left hand, then with his right hand but it wouldn’t stop. Angrily he jumped around the room and finally bit it. The vibrating alarm clock sent sharp jolts of pain through his teeth but wouldn’t stop ringing. In frustration InuYasha chucked the indented clock out the window.

“...and it was...OW! What in the name of Kami’s over sized knickers just hit me!? An alarm clock? What the hell? Who threw this? INUYASHA!”

“Err...y..yes? No! Don’t come in here! Err...um...it was Sessomaru! He did it! Chi-chi-sama, I LOVE YOU! Don’t point your sword at me! AHHHHH!

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