InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Toimya ❯ Dumb Humans ( Chapter 14 )
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By: bittersweetbabydoll 
What stupid humans
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Romance / Angst | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 11.18.2007 | Pages: 1 | Words: 747 | Visits: 141 | Status: Completed
What stupid humans
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Romance / Angst | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 11.18.2007 | Pages: 1 | Words: 747 | Visits: 141 | Status: Completed
A\N: Okay I have nothing to say but REVIEW PLZ!! so go ahead and read
Dumb humans
Toimya woke up with her head woozy, and her stomach doing twists. She looked around and then got dressed for the day. Shippou had already gotten up and left.
'Dammit' she thought 'I knew having that poison water last night was a bad idea. I can't remember anything from last night'
She walked outside and sat down on a large rock near the start of the forrest. She stared up at the sky. It was so endless, so mysterious. It made her think so hard her head hurt. She looked around the village. Miroku was talking to...wait for it...being slapped by Sango. Inuyasha and Kagome were nowhere to be seen. Kouga Ayame Sesshomaru and Rin were in a big group talking about something or other. But...wait a minute? Who was that looking at Hakkaku and Gintas cabin? Hmmm...hadn't they said something about moving to a gay comunity last night. Yeah thats it! And that old dude and his raccoon had moved into an old folks home. (a\n: did they have those in feudal japan?)
What the hell? Were the people looking at that cabin...humans? Didn't they notice that about eighty percent of this village was made up of demons? Stupid humans. What the hell? Was Shippou talking to them? And they didn't care? Stupid fucking humans. 'Man' she thought 'I must be still a little hung over'
She walked over to Shippou. "Good morning!"
"Well someones finaly awake!" he grinned at her "If you could excuse me..." he said to the humans
They walked away from them.
"Do you remember last night at all? I'm in a haze"
"Me too. I vaugly remember Inuyasha dancing around with his pants on his head" Shippou laughed
"Something about Ayame tackeling Kouga"
They both started laughing.
'God my stomache hurts!' she thought while laughing. She looked up at him. His face lit up when he laughed and his eyes looked like suns, lighting up everything. 'Did he mean it when he said he wanted to marry me?'
"Do those people know how many demons are in this village?"
"Oh. Its a funny story really. They want to make demons and humans able to live together in harmony. They think that having a village with humans and demons could influence others" Shippou laughed "Dumb ass humans"
"I was just thinking that same thing"
Later that night the humans moved their things into one of the two empty cabins. It was a man and his three daughters. The daughters were Kake who was nine, Ishi who was twelve, and Sayuri who was fifteen. They were all dark haired and dark featured, but beautiful all the same. The man, Ryota was a fool, but truly sincere. He honestly thought that humans and demons could live together in harmony.
Later that night as everyone was starting to settle down, Kagome asked Sayuri to join the other women at the hot springs.
"So, you sure do have a lot of very good looking men in this village" Sayuri commented
"I'd have to agree with that" Kagome said
"Which ones did you like?" Toimya asked
"The one with the really long silver hair-"
"In red or not?" Rin asked
"I didn't see anyone in red. The monk, and the guy with the really long pony tail"
"Sorry to break it to you but" Sango laughed "They're all taken"
"Well there was one..." Sayuri said "that made me melt. I think he's about my age and he was so nice."
"I think you're talking about Shippou" Toimya said "he's mine"
"What guys in this village aren't taken?" she asked exasperatedly
"By the looks of it" Ayame pretended to think "Your dad"
Everyone laughed.
Dumb humans
Toimya woke up with her head woozy, and her stomach doing twists. She looked around and then got dressed for the day. Shippou had already gotten up and left.
'Dammit' she thought 'I knew having that poison water last night was a bad idea. I can't remember anything from last night'
She walked outside and sat down on a large rock near the start of the forrest. She stared up at the sky. It was so endless, so mysterious. It made her think so hard her head hurt. She looked around the village. Miroku was talking to...wait for it...being slapped by Sango. Inuyasha and Kagome were nowhere to be seen. Kouga Ayame Sesshomaru and Rin were in a big group talking about something or other. But...wait a minute? Who was that looking at Hakkaku and Gintas cabin? Hmmm...hadn't they said something about moving to a gay comunity last night. Yeah thats it! And that old dude and his raccoon had moved into an old folks home. (a\n: did they have those in feudal japan?)
What the hell? Were the people looking at that cabin...humans? Didn't they notice that about eighty percent of this village was made up of demons? Stupid humans. What the hell? Was Shippou talking to them? And they didn't care? Stupid fucking humans. 'Man' she thought 'I must be still a little hung over'
She walked over to Shippou. "Good morning!"
"Well someones finaly awake!" he grinned at her "If you could excuse me..." he said to the humans
They walked away from them.
"Do you remember last night at all? I'm in a haze"
"Me too. I vaugly remember Inuyasha dancing around with his pants on his head" Shippou laughed
"Something about Ayame tackeling Kouga"
They both started laughing.
'God my stomache hurts!' she thought while laughing. She looked up at him. His face lit up when he laughed and his eyes looked like suns, lighting up everything. 'Did he mean it when he said he wanted to marry me?'
"Do those people know how many demons are in this village?"
"Oh. Its a funny story really. They want to make demons and humans able to live together in harmony. They think that having a village with humans and demons could influence others" Shippou laughed "Dumb ass humans"
"I was just thinking that same thing"
Later that night the humans moved their things into one of the two empty cabins. It was a man and his three daughters. The daughters were Kake who was nine, Ishi who was twelve, and Sayuri who was fifteen. They were all dark haired and dark featured, but beautiful all the same. The man, Ryota was a fool, but truly sincere. He honestly thought that humans and demons could live together in harmony.
Later that night as everyone was starting to settle down, Kagome asked Sayuri to join the other women at the hot springs.
"So, you sure do have a lot of very good looking men in this village" Sayuri commented
"I'd have to agree with that" Kagome said
"Which ones did you like?" Toimya asked
"The one with the really long silver hair-"
"In red or not?" Rin asked
"I didn't see anyone in red. The monk, and the guy with the really long pony tail"
"Sorry to break it to you but" Sango laughed "They're all taken"
"Well there was one..." Sayuri said "that made me melt. I think he's about my age and he was so nice."
"I think you're talking about Shippou" Toimya said "he's mine"
"What guys in this village aren't taken?" she asked exasperatedly
"By the looks of it" Ayame pretended to think "Your dad"
Everyone laughed.