InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Treading Water ❯ 11- Boy Screams at Girl ( Chapter 11 )

Just a language warning. Inu gets pissed and I had fun with it, cause like Kags I rarely curse lol. And this chapter is out so early as a gift to fallenangel7583. Smile girl.

 

 

 

Kagome's eyes grew wide as saucers as she stared at his ears.

 

Uh-oh. InuYasha quickly became nervous under her intense scrutiny. What the fuck is she gonna do to me?

 

Kagome extended a hand and began to crawl forward toward InuYasha. Yash wasn't sure he liked the look in her eyes and began inching backward. All eyes in the room were glued on the two and everyone flinched at the yelp of a puppy. Oblivious to the goings on of the humanoids, Tsume yelped in fright and scrambled away as his master tripped over him. Yash hit the floor, his head bouncing on the soft ottoman behind him, the rest of his body thrumming in pain that radiated from his tailbone as he landed on the hard wood floor. Next thing he knew the odd young woman had crawled up his body and latched her fingers gently around his ears.

 

His brain was screaming at him to throw her off and get up.

 

His body refused to listen to him.

 

No one was allowed to touch his ears, and apparently they ached to be touched. So he stared helplessly as she gently caressed his ears. He shuddered as she brought her face close enough to inspect them, her breath tickling the fine hair along his ears and wreaking havoc within his body. He wasn't even aware when the rumbling growl began deep within his chest. He did notice, however, when the girl on top of him felt it and jumped in surprise.

 

She sat back on him in shock. “Are you purring?”

 

“Dogs don't purr.” He spat back, blushing slightly.

 

“Then what exactly were you doing, Yash?” Miroku asked with a devilish grin.

 

“It's a knee-jerk reaction to people fucking with my ears. And would you get the fuck off?!” And it was mostly the truth…

 

His body was starting to appreciate the young girl planted oh so conveniently right where she made the most impact on his body.

 

Kagome scrambled up and off him, slightly pissed at his rude behavior. InuYasha got up more slowly, coming to stand toe to toe with the angry young woman.

 

“I'm sorry for jumping on you, but you didn't need to be a jerk over it!”

 

“Some whacked out bitch goes googly-eyed, pounces on me making me topple over backwards. She then proceeds to pin me down and grab my fucking ears like I'm a goddamned pet and then insult me! What the fuck were you expecting you psychotic twat?!”

 

Kagome flinched repeatedly as InuYasha's voice gained momentum and volume.

 

“I came here to see Miroku. So unless you're a pervert with a cock and a little ponytail who the fuck are you and why the fuck do I care?!” He closed his mouth when he realized he was shouting, thrust his hands into his pockets and silently strode away, making a beeline for Miroku's bedroom.

 

“Geez, Kags, what the hell did you do? It took me six years to get him that mad, it took you six seconds.” Miroku looked at Kagome in awe.

 

“I…I don't know. Do you think I hurt him or something?” Kagome looked worriedly in the direction the young man had vanished.

 

“Maybe his ears are a sore spot.” Sango interjected. “Those ears mean he's half-demon and half-human. And I mean when have children of mixed heritage ever been completely accepted? Maybe those ears made him the equivalent of the fat kid with glasses in grade school.”

 

“Perhaps everyone could stop over-analyzing the situation. I've known him my whole life. He doesn't let people touch his ears. He probably didn't know he'd purr and got embarrassed. Please feel free to snack or grab yourselves drinks, I'll be back.”

 

Miroku wasted no time in finding his best friend. He quickly and quietly closed his bedroom door behind him to block prying eyes and curious ears and turned to where InuYasha sat on his bed.

 

“You ok man?”

 

“Just fucking peachy. Thanks for asking.” InuYasha leaned back against the post at the foot of the bed and crossed his arms across his chest.

 

“Come on man, it's me remember?”

 

“She's a fucking cunt!”

 

Miroku stayed silent, knowing it always took InuYasha time to get over his anger and pride enough to talk.

 

“She's familiar. I saw her and I just…fuck if I know. I've never seen her face before but she just feels familiar and comfortable and I don't fucking like it.” Yash threw his head to the side and stared out the window, not meeting Miroku's slightly amused gaze.

 

“You think maybe…you like her?”

 

“No.”

 

“Aw, come on, Yash. It's just me, you can be honest.”

 

“You're a junior now, right? Beginning of the year, I'm guessing every person in your living room right now is sixteen.”

 

“I'll be seventeen before Christmas, you know that.”

 

“Yeah but you're older than most people in your grade. How long till Kagome and Sango turn seventeen?”

 

“Uh, Kags was born late April, Sango early May.”

 

“That's my fucking point.”

 

Miroku gazed at his friend looking very confused, not seeing a point in there anywhere.

 

“I'm nineteen, Miroku. I fucking shake her hand wrong and the cops will call it statutory rape. Yeah, fine, sure, I'm kinda attracted to her. That's why I'm getting the fuck out of here.” InuYasha stood up quickly, intending to leave without another word.

 

Too bad Miroku wasn't done with him yet.

 

“You really going to hide behind that shitty excuse? She's not like that, I'd know, jackass. I'm not telling you to put the moves on her, I'm just telling you to chill the fuck out. Maybe, just maybe, you two could be friends. It'd make my life easier.” The last statement mumbled half under his breath.

 

“I don't want to be friends with her. What happens if I start wanting her? Staying the fuck away from the psycho sounds like the safer option. Strong, bitchy, pretty virgins who crawl all over you and want you to be their `friend' or keeping my balls intact and outta jail? Hmmmmm.” The silver haired hanyou pretended to think long and hard, deliberating his choices.

 

“Sorry man, my balls have never let me down and I'll be damned if I'm gonna stick around and play nice with your friends and hand my balls to some trollop I can't even touch.”

 

“Trollop? Expanding you vocabulary, Yash?” Miroku smirked.

 

InuYasha flipped his friend off and replied in a deadpan voice.

 

“Word of the day calendar, fuckhead. I'm out.”

 

“Yash, we've been studying for hours. They're leaving soon, I promise. Will you chill?”

 

The hanyou sighed and wiped a hand across his face.

 

“This is not a good idea, Miro.”

 

Miroku squinted at his friend. He had never seen InuYasha have such a reaction to anyone. And he wanted to see more.

 

“Fine. Sorry pal, I didn't realize you're so afraid of girls.” InuYasha balked but Miroku rode right over the noises of protest. “Is there something you need to tell me man?”

 

“Fuck you! I am not gay, and I am not afraid of some opinionated, vexing, stubborn bitch!” InuYasha was fuming.

 

“My mistake. So prove me wrong. Go out there and make nice. When they leave we can get down to business.”

 

“You're almost as big a cunt as the wenches out there.”

 

“I love you too, Yash.”

 

 

 

 

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Hai - Yes

Nani - What?

Onegai - Please

Konoama - Bitch

Temee - Bastard

Hajimemashite - Nice to meet you.

Ookami - Wolf

Oi - Hey

Nani shiyagaru - What the fuck?

Kiba—Fang

Tsume—Claw

Bukkake-- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bukkake (I ain't explaining this one)

 

 

A/N: Oh my, I had too much fun writing this. It's so much easier to argue as Yash than anyone else. And it's fun, I think later on I'll get real creative with it just to see how far I can go, as I mentioned I don't really curse much in real life so this story is my only practice. =)

 

And just to let you all know in my free time I've been working on other Inu fics. A one-shot and 2 continuation pieces. I don't know why 2…but I can't seem to smoosh them together into one idea. The only reason I haven't posted them is because unlike this story I'm just following where the others lead and I don't know if I should post something when I can't be sure how often I would update. So I'm putting a plea out here. If you think I should post the other stories review and let me know. (And while I can count on Leila-chan and fallenangel7583 for their opinions I'd like to know what others think as well)

 

Leila-chan -- I didn't mean to make you feel bad, your review just blindsided me. It's fine, keeps me from getting complacent, ya know? And for a minute you made me think I posted the wrong chapter, a lot of what you said fits this chapter as well. Maybe you're not `tarded, just a little prescient? lol

 

Fallenangel7583 - Not much else to say after that email I sent you, but I did post this chapter early just for you. A little gift to help with whatever makes your day gloomy.

 

Inuyashaloverr - It's nice to hear from new people. You'd be surprised at how much little blurbs like “I suck at reviews, but I like your story” mean just because you made the effort. The fact that you took the time to try can mean more than what you say, thank you =) I'm glad you like the story.

 

 

 

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