InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Truth or Dare Chronicals: Inuyasha Style ❯ Adopting Inuyasha ( Chapter 2 )
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By: Tsukiakari Anei 
Well, we get to adopt Inuyasha. Fun.
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 10.02.2004 | Pages: 4 | Words: 1.5K | Visits: 716 | Status: Work In Progress
Well, we get to adopt Inuyasha. Fun.
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 10.02.2004 | Pages: 4 | Words: 1.5K | Visits: 716 | Status: Work In Progress
Hey, It's me again with another chapter of Truth or Dare Chronicals, Inuyasha Style. As I said last chapter, there will be more stories like this. For example LOTR and Harry Potter. My only interest isn't Inuyasha. I wish it was though.
Whoops! I just started ranting. Sorry. Oh well. Please R&R. Also send me your dares.
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Last Chapter:
Autumn:0_0(stunned then snaps out of it, turning to Takura)Some friend you are.
Takura:Hey, how could I resist? Anyway, you would of done the same thing to me.
Autumn:(realizing this)Oh yeah!
Sesshomoru:Finally, its my turn. I choose...
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Sesshomoru:Sango. Truth or dare?
Sango:Truth(eyes him suspiciously)
Sesshomoru:Do you really love Miroku?
Sango:No way!
Sesshomoru:Well, I kind of get that image. You always just hit him. Knowing you, you would of killed him instead of injuring him.
Sango:You are just crazy. There is no way I love Miroku...(whispers so only she can hear)I can't believe I just lied.
Inuyasha, Koga, and Sesshomoru:Hey, I heard that!
Sango:(looks nervous)Heard what?
Inuyasha:That you just lied.
Sango:O_O(sweating)
Miroku:Sango, you love me? (scoots next to her)So, why don't you and I go do something back there?(points to a shed)
Sango:HENTAI!(whacks him with her boomerang)
Miroku:She loves me.
Sango:(hits him harder)
Miroku:She really does.
Sango:GRRRRRRRRR!
Sango picks him up then tosses him off a cliff.
Everyone except Sango and Miroku:O_O
Sango:>_<***
Takura: Uhhhh, Sango. You know you just threw him off a cliff, right?
Sango:(slapping her hands together)Yes, and good ridding(realizes this)O_O;U_U;O_O MIROKU!!
Sango dives off the cliff after him.
Everyone left: O_O
Inuyasha:(leaning against a tree looking at his nails)Well, that proves something.
Autumn:(still staring)Uhhh, what just happened?
Takura:(who is also staring)I don't know but we better bring them back.
Autumn:Right.
Takura:(snaps finger)
Sango and Miroku suddenly appear alive.
Miroku:Umm, where are we?
Sango:I don't know. All I remember was that I was falling, and I got to Miroku and... O_O ...
PERVERT!(whacks him with her boomerang)
Miroku:I remember now....I was very naughty!(giggles)
Takura:o_O Okaaayyy!Back to the game. Sango, it's your turn now.
Sango:Yay! Truth or dare...Inuyasha?
Inuyasha:(sticks his chest out)Dare.
Kagome:(giggling at Inuyasha)
Sango:(puts on a cute smile then looses it quickly)I dare you to...send yourself to the pound.
Inuyasha:WHAT? I'M NOT DOING THAT! BESIDES, I'M NOT A DOG!
Takura:Well, your a dog hanyou. Close enough.
Koga:Yeah, Muttface!
Inuyasha:Grrrrrrrrr...
Autumn:Perfect example right there.
Takura:(puts on a cute face)Awwwww, look at the little puppy.(goes up and starts petting him)
Inuyasha:-_-*
Autumn:(realises this and joins her)He's so cute.
Kagome:(joins them)Awwwww, hes so friendly.
Sango:(follows her)I just want to squeeze his wittle cheeks.
Inuyasha:-_-**
The 4 girls spent the time scratching his chin and stomach and cuddling him.
Sesshomoru:(rolls his eyes and looks away)
Shippo:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...(falls on the ground)
Miroku and Koga:(looks ready to attack Inuyasha from jealousy)Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Shippo:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...(still laughing)
Inuyasha:-_-***
The 4 girls keep cuddling him.
Inuyasha:ALRIGHT! I'LL DO IT. JUST STOP CUDDLING ME!
The girls stop.
Inuyasha:FINALLY!(storms away)
The 4 girls look at each other and slap hands.
Shippo:(stops laughing)
Miroku and Koga:(goes back to acting themselves)
Sesshomoru:(still looking away)
Takura:Lets follow him.
Everyone else:Sweet!
They followed him. When Inuyasha finally got to the pound he looked around. They hid behind a bush before he noticed them.
Takura:(from behind the bushes)Don't just stand there, act like a dog.
Inuyasha:Where'd you come from?
Takura:None of your business, just start acting like a dog.
Inuyasha:(sighs then gets on all fours)Bark...grrrrr...yeah, whatever...ahhhhhhh...woof.
Takura:That was pathetic.(temper rising)Start acting like a dog...NOW!(kicks him)
Inuyasha:OWWW!Fine. Uhhhhh...(starts barking like a dog).
A dog catcher comes out.
Dog catcher:(in a cheesy western accent)Waell, what do wey heyave oursalvse here?(looks down at Inuyasha)Ay layttle loust doggay. Dayn't worry, yall bay okay layttle feller.(pulls out a net)
Inuyasha:YAIP!(runs away like a dog)
Dog catcher:(chases after him)Wayt layttle feller.
Autumn:(sticks her foot out and trips Inuyasha)
Dog catcher:(catches him)Ay got yayou.
Inuyasha:(whimpers)
Police drive by and notice Inuyasha. They stop.
Police:You know you got a human, right?
Dog catcher:Whay, this layttle feller here ayn't nao huayuman.
Police:Okay,(looks suspiciously at Inuyasha before deciding he was a dog) sorry for the trouble. Good day sir.(nodds and drives off)
Dog catcher:Say ya!
Takura:People are sure stupid.
The dog catcher takes Inuyasha inside and drops him in a kennel. Meanwhile, outside, the gang burst out laughting.
Everyone:AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Takura:Nice thinking Sango. I never would of thought of that.
Sango:Thanks! Now for the final touch. Lets adopt him.
All 4 girls:Yeah!
Miroku:Wait, I'm com...(gets his mouth shut by Sesshomoru)
Sesshomoru:I wouldn't do that if I were you. Both Inuyasha and them might kill you.
Miroku:(pulls away)And how do you know that?
Sesshomoru:I have my ways.
A sudden cold gust of wind swept by.
Koga:...creppy(shudders)
The girls race inside to the receptinist.
Autumn:We'd like to adopt a dog please?
Receptionist:Yes ma'am...follow me.(she leads them to the back)We have many dogs. (pauses)Ahhh, this is our newest one.(she leads them to Inuyasha)
Inuyasha:(spots them and stands up)FINALLY, GET ME THE HELL OUT OF HERE YOU STUPID WENCHES!
Receptionist:Bad doggie!(starts prodding him with a stick)
Inuyasha:WOULD YOU STOP POKING ME WITH THAT DAMN THING?(grabs the stick from her and breaks it)
Receptionist:Very bad doggie!(goes inside and puts a muzzle on him and walks out)So have you made a desicion?
Takura:Yes, we want this one.(points to Inuyasha)
Receptionist:Are you sure? He's very agressive.
Inuyasha:-_-**Grrrrrrrr!
Kagome:Agressive dogs are our speciality.
The girls crack up at this leaving the receptionist clueless.
Receptionist:Okaay! I'll need you to fill out these forms.(hands Autumn the papers)
The receptionist puts a leash on Inuyasha, takes his muzzle off, and drags him to the front.
Receptionist:Here you go ladies. Your new dog. Have fun! Bye, bye!
Girls:Bye!
They took Inuyaha out and walked over to the guys. Koga started taking pictures.
Koga:Yesss! Blackmail.
Takura:Hey, where'd you get my camera from?
Koga:(whistles)
Takura:You pervert!(hits him)
Koga:x_x
Inuyasha:Allright can you let me go now.
Kagome:Okay, fine!(takes the collar off him)
Inuyasha:I'M FREEEEEE!(starts doing weird jigs)
Takura:o_OWell I think I should end it here. So see ya next time.............................. CUT IT OUT INUYASHA!(aims a blow at his head)
Inuyasha:No way!(dodges it)
Takura:GRRRRRRRR..I'll get back to you as soon as I kill him....DIE!!(chases after him with a sledghammer)
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Naraku, Kikyo, Kagura, and Kanna. You'll find out about them later. So once again, please R&R and send me your dares.
Whoops! I just started ranting. Sorry. Oh well. Please R&R. Also send me your dares.
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Last Chapter:
Autumn:0_0(stunned then snaps out of it, turning to Takura)Some friend you are.
Takura:Hey, how could I resist? Anyway, you would of done the same thing to me.
Autumn:(realizing this)Oh yeah!
Sesshomoru:Finally, its my turn. I choose...
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Sesshomoru:Sango. Truth or dare?
Sango:Truth(eyes him suspiciously)
Sesshomoru:Do you really love Miroku?
Sango:No way!
Sesshomoru:Well, I kind of get that image. You always just hit him. Knowing you, you would of killed him instead of injuring him.
Sango:You are just crazy. There is no way I love Miroku...(whispers so only she can hear)I can't believe I just lied.
Inuyasha, Koga, and Sesshomoru:Hey, I heard that!
Sango:(looks nervous)Heard what?
Inuyasha:That you just lied.
Sango:O_O(sweating)
Miroku:Sango, you love me? (scoots next to her)So, why don't you and I go do something back there?(points to a shed)
Sango:HENTAI!(whacks him with her boomerang)
Miroku:She loves me.
Sango:(hits him harder)
Miroku:She really does.
Sango:GRRRRRRRRR!
Sango picks him up then tosses him off a cliff.
Everyone except Sango and Miroku:O_O
Sango:>_<***
Takura: Uhhhh, Sango. You know you just threw him off a cliff, right?
Sango:(slapping her hands together)Yes, and good ridding(realizes this)O_O;U_U;O_O MIROKU!!
Sango dives off the cliff after him.
Everyone left: O_O
Inuyasha:(leaning against a tree looking at his nails)Well, that proves something.
Autumn:(still staring)Uhhh, what just happened?
Takura:(who is also staring)I don't know but we better bring them back.
Autumn:Right.
Takura:(snaps finger)
Sango and Miroku suddenly appear alive.
Miroku:Umm, where are we?
Sango:I don't know. All I remember was that I was falling, and I got to Miroku and... O_O ...
PERVERT!(whacks him with her boomerang)
Miroku:I remember now....I was very naughty!(giggles)
Takura:o_O Okaaayyy!Back to the game. Sango, it's your turn now.
Sango:Yay! Truth or dare...Inuyasha?
Inuyasha:(sticks his chest out)Dare.
Kagome:(giggling at Inuyasha)
Sango:(puts on a cute smile then looses it quickly)I dare you to...send yourself to the pound.
Inuyasha:WHAT? I'M NOT DOING THAT! BESIDES, I'M NOT A DOG!
Takura:Well, your a dog hanyou. Close enough.
Koga:Yeah, Muttface!
Inuyasha:Grrrrrrrrr...
Autumn:Perfect example right there.
Takura:(puts on a cute face)Awwwww, look at the little puppy.(goes up and starts petting him)
Inuyasha:-_-*
Autumn:(realises this and joins her)He's so cute.
Kagome:(joins them)Awwwww, hes so friendly.
Sango:(follows her)I just want to squeeze his wittle cheeks.
Inuyasha:-_-**
The 4 girls spent the time scratching his chin and stomach and cuddling him.
Sesshomoru:(rolls his eyes and looks away)
Shippo:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...(falls on the ground)
Miroku and Koga:(looks ready to attack Inuyasha from jealousy)Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Shippo:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...(still laughing)
Inuyasha:-_-***
The 4 girls keep cuddling him.
Inuyasha:ALRIGHT! I'LL DO IT. JUST STOP CUDDLING ME!
The girls stop.
Inuyasha:FINALLY!(storms away)
The 4 girls look at each other and slap hands.
Shippo:(stops laughing)
Miroku and Koga:(goes back to acting themselves)
Sesshomoru:(still looking away)
Takura:Lets follow him.
Everyone else:Sweet!
They followed him. When Inuyasha finally got to the pound he looked around. They hid behind a bush before he noticed them.
Takura:(from behind the bushes)Don't just stand there, act like a dog.
Inuyasha:Where'd you come from?
Takura:None of your business, just start acting like a dog.
Inuyasha:(sighs then gets on all fours)Bark...grrrrr...yeah, whatever...ahhhhhhh...woof.
Takura:That was pathetic.(temper rising)Start acting like a dog...NOW!(kicks him)
Inuyasha:OWWW!Fine. Uhhhhh...(starts barking like a dog).
A dog catcher comes out.
Dog catcher:(in a cheesy western accent)Waell, what do wey heyave oursalvse here?(looks down at Inuyasha)Ay layttle loust doggay. Dayn't worry, yall bay okay layttle feller.(pulls out a net)
Inuyasha:YAIP!(runs away like a dog)
Dog catcher:(chases after him)Wayt layttle feller.
Autumn:(sticks her foot out and trips Inuyasha)
Dog catcher:(catches him)Ay got yayou.
Inuyasha:(whimpers)
Police drive by and notice Inuyasha. They stop.
Police:You know you got a human, right?
Dog catcher:Whay, this layttle feller here ayn't nao huayuman.
Police:Okay,(looks suspiciously at Inuyasha before deciding he was a dog) sorry for the trouble. Good day sir.(nodds and drives off)
Dog catcher:Say ya!
Takura:People are sure stupid.
The dog catcher takes Inuyasha inside and drops him in a kennel. Meanwhile, outside, the gang burst out laughting.
Everyone:AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Takura:Nice thinking Sango. I never would of thought of that.
Sango:Thanks! Now for the final touch. Lets adopt him.
All 4 girls:Yeah!
Miroku:Wait, I'm com...(gets his mouth shut by Sesshomoru)
Sesshomoru:I wouldn't do that if I were you. Both Inuyasha and them might kill you.
Miroku:(pulls away)And how do you know that?
Sesshomoru:I have my ways.
A sudden cold gust of wind swept by.
Koga:...creppy(shudders)
The girls race inside to the receptinist.
Autumn:We'd like to adopt a dog please?
Receptionist:Yes ma'am...follow me.(she leads them to the back)We have many dogs. (pauses)Ahhh, this is our newest one.(she leads them to Inuyasha)
Inuyasha:(spots them and stands up)FINALLY, GET ME THE HELL OUT OF HERE YOU STUPID WENCHES!
Receptionist:Bad doggie!(starts prodding him with a stick)
Inuyasha:WOULD YOU STOP POKING ME WITH THAT DAMN THING?(grabs the stick from her and breaks it)
Receptionist:Very bad doggie!(goes inside and puts a muzzle on him and walks out)So have you made a desicion?
Takura:Yes, we want this one.(points to Inuyasha)
Receptionist:Are you sure? He's very agressive.
Inuyasha:-_-**Grrrrrrrr!
Kagome:Agressive dogs are our speciality.
The girls crack up at this leaving the receptionist clueless.
Receptionist:Okaay! I'll need you to fill out these forms.(hands Autumn the papers)
The receptionist puts a leash on Inuyasha, takes his muzzle off, and drags him to the front.
Receptionist:Here you go ladies. Your new dog. Have fun! Bye, bye!
Girls:Bye!
They took Inuyaha out and walked over to the guys. Koga started taking pictures.
Koga:Yesss! Blackmail.
Takura:Hey, where'd you get my camera from?
Koga:(whistles)
Takura:You pervert!(hits him)
Koga:x_x
Inuyasha:Allright can you let me go now.
Kagome:Okay, fine!(takes the collar off him)
Inuyasha:I'M FREEEEEE!(starts doing weird jigs)
Takura:o_OWell I think I should end it here. So see ya next time.............................. CUT IT OUT INUYASHA!(aims a blow at his head)
Inuyasha:No way!(dodges it)
Takura:GRRRRRRRR..I'll get back to you as soon as I kill him....DIE!!(chases after him with a sledghammer)
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Naraku, Kikyo, Kagura, and Kanna. You'll find out about them later. So once again, please R&R and send me your dares.