InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Truth or Dare Chronicals: Inuyasha Style ❯ Ouch!! ( Chapter 3 )

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Takura: Allright, now that thats over with what should we do now?

Inuyasha: X_X

Autumn :I thought you said you were gonna kill him?

Takura: I was gonna but it wouldn't be as fun anymore.

Autumn: Hmm, I guess your right.

Sango: Well what can we do?

Takura: We better go back to my house.

Autumn: Right!

(A/N I forgot to put that they are at my house)

Inuyasha woke up about halfway to the house.

Inuyasha: Grrrrr...your gonna pay for that!

Takura: SHUTUP! (knocks him out again)

When they got to the house they dropped him on a couch.

Autumn: Well, it was Inuyasha's turn but now he's knocked out. So...what do we do next?

Takura: I know...lets flip a coin.

Miroku: You're deciding our actions on a coin?

Autumn: Well, yes.

Miroku: Unusual method. I prefer to drop my staff on the ground and the way it points is my path.

Everyone except Miroku and Inuyasha: O_O

Miroku: What?

Takura: Ahh...Miroku. This is my fanfic and were flipping a coin. Got that?

Miroku: Yeah! Whatever. (looks glum then perks up) (pat pat)

Sango: LECH! (whacks him)

Miroku: She lov... (gets mouth shut by Takura)

Takura: Shutup. Just Shut-up...okay?

Miroku: (nodds)

Takura: Good! (pulls out a coin) Heads, we keep on playing: tails, we wait for Inuyasha.

Everyone: (nods)

Takura: (flips coin and it lands on tails) Ahhh...crap!

Autumn: Great! Now we have to wait.

Miroku: (laughing) Serves you right. If we just used my staff, this never would of happened.

Takura: -_-*I thought I told you to SHUTUP! (whacks him on the head)

Miroku: X_X

Kagome: Oh great! Now we have 2 people knocked out.

Takura: What? It's not my fault they made me whack them on the head.

Autumn: Tch! Sometimes you whack them for no reason at all.

Takura: Shutup! (hits Autumn)

Autumn: X_X

Takura: Anyone else want a piece of this? (holds up a fist)

Everyone else: No! (coughs and backs away)

5 minutes later

Autumn: (wakes up and finds a hand on her butt) PERVERT! (whacks Miroku)

Miroku: Owww! Not the head.

Takura: Well. Nice to see you 2 are awake. You're just gonna have to hang out till he wakes up (nodds torward Inuyasha)

Miroku: What can we do?

Takura: Well there's TV, computer, books, video games, my chores, or just about anything you can think of.

Miroku: (nods then walks over to the bookshelf)

Autumn: Want to play me in SSX Tricky?

Takura: I'd thought you'd never ask!

30 minutes later

Sango was grooming Kelala, Miroku was reading a book, Kagome and Shippo were watching tv, Takura was still playing Autumn, and Sesshomoru was lounging in a chair when Inuyasha woke up.

Inuyasha: (shouts suddenly) WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?

Everyone: Ahhhhhhhh! (falls over)

Takura: (getting up) You don't have to yell like that ya know.

Inuyasha: WELL I JUST WOKE UP TO THE STRANGEST SIGHT I HAVE EVER SEEN. YOU WERE ALL SO QUIET AND PEACEFUL.

Everyone: O_O

Inuyasha: WHAT? IT'S UNUSUAL!

Autumn: Stop screaming for heavens sakes!

Takura: (looking suspiciously around)

Inuyasha: I'LL SCREAM ALL I WANT!

Autumn: NO YOU WON'T!

Inuyasha: YES I WILL!

Autumn: NO YOU WON'T!

Inuyasha: YES I WILL!

Takura: QUIET! I'm trying to listen here.

Inuyasha: To what?

Takura: Don't tell me you don't hear that.

Inuyasha: Hear what?

Takura: The silence.

Autumn: Silence? What silence? All I heard was Inuyasha screaming the whole time.

Takura: You know who we haven't heard from in a while?

Autumn: Who? Your Aunt Elaine?

Takura: -_- No. Kikyo, Naraku and their goons.

Autumn: You know what? You're right for once.

Takura: Shutup Autumn!

Everyone: (looks suspiciously over to Naraku, Kikyo, Kagura, and Kanna)

Kagura: (whispers) Okay, so how do we split up Inuyasha and Kagome again?

Naraku: For the millionth time Kagura! We make them... (notices everyone staring at them) Umm, hi everybody. We were just sitting innocently in this corner. Umm...he he he!

Takura: Tsk...tsk Naraku. Planning evil in my fanfic costs you a free dare.

Naraku: WHAT NO WAY!

Takura: Yes way! Hmmmm...now what should I do to torture you? (puts a hand to her chin) AHA! I got it!

Autumn: What?

Takura: I dare you to marry Kikyo...

Kikyo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! INUYASHA IS MY MAN AND I CANNOT MARRY ANYONE ELSE!(looks over to Inuyasha)

Inuyasha: (looking at Kagome)

Kikyo: INUYASHA!

Inuyasha: What? Ohhh...umm...grrr...growl...whatever! (goes back to looking at Kagome)

Naraku: Well, thats not so bad.

Takura: You also have to be married by these nasty yugoslavian women.(snaps her fingers)

5 nasty, dirty, smelly, ugly, and crazy women come out.

Naraku: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…
< br> Autumn: You can shutup allready.

Naraku: And who are you to boss me around.

Autumn: I have all the powers of Takuma and I can put your worst fear inside you.

Naraku: Heh...you wish!

Autumn creates a shoe which is hurled at Naraku's head.

Naraku: Shutting up!

Takura: Nice job Autumn! Now, what do we do with them? (looks over to the yugoslavian women)

The women talk amongst themselves while pointing torwards Miroku.

Miroku: Help me? (shivers)
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Okay so that wasn't my best. The next chapter will be a lot better. I promise! I have so many ideas it’s hard to sort them out. Oh well. Please R&R.