InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Tumbleweed's Ficlet Corner ❯ Rain Brings Stuff ( Chapter 1 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
Rain Brings Stuff
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Yeah... Shippo doesn't like long, deathly silences... So here's where I bring it to the extreme. *snigger* yesh, random idea.
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All of them were unexpectedly stuck in a cave, it was raining. Hard. Hale and everything too! It was a deathly silence. Inuyasha was glaring in turn at Sesshomaru, Naraku, and Koga. Kagome had Shippo and Rin in her lap and was reading them a story, but other than her soft voice, there was nothing in the cave but death glare daggers.
Koga scooted a little closer to Kagome and Inuyasha growled territorially. Sesshomaru glanced over at Koga, and eventually they were all glaring at him. Including Miroku. Shippo looked up, then around the room. Eventually, Kagome had stopped reading the story and was staring up at the boys in turn. Shippo stared on in silence, getting slightly annoyed.
After a few moments, Shippo got WAY too irritated and he growled in his puny throat and screamed. "AAAGH! STOP IT! CANT YOU SEE THAT HATRED ISNT THE WAY?!" he shouted. He marched up to Koga and pointed an accusing, tiny finger at him. "You! Stop claiming Kagome, she doesn't like you, GET OVER IT!" He then marched over to Naraku and did the same as he had done to Koga, "You! Stop with the world domination thing! It's annoying! Be nice, take off Miroku's curse, and apologize to Sango AND Inuyasha, AND QUIT KILLING PEOPLE!" He pointed at Kanna, "Put the darn mirror down! It clashes with your eyes anyways!" Pointed at Kagura, "Say you're sorry to Koga for killing half his tribe, already! He might just leave you alone!"
Looks to Sesshomaru, "Quit being a prick and be nice to your brother, he's the only family you have. You're lucky to have him, because most people don't even have a sibling!" Looks to Inuyasha and took a deep breath, "SAME TO YOU! And quit being a turd to Kagome, we all know you like her, so just confess and kiss already! AND LET GO OF KIKYO! SHE'S DEAD!" Looks to Miroku, "Quit being a hentai and be nice to Sango, she might actually like you then!" Looks to Sango, "Your brother is dead, so is your village. SO IS MINE! Quit with the whole revenge deal, and TELL THE MONK ALREADY!"
Looks to Rin and pauses, "You're okay." Looks to Kirara, "So are you." Looks to Jakken, "Sesshomaru hates you, get over it and go away, no one likes you!" Looks back at Kagome, "CONFESS TO INUYASHA!!!" He sat down in a huff and glared at the ground, glad to get most of his frustration out on the people that it went out to.
Inuyasha looked at Sesshomaru, and then to Kagome. Sesshomaru looked at Jakken and glared at him. Jakken hung his head and left the cave. Sesshomaru looked at his brother and quirked an eyebrow. Inuyasha looked back at him and quirked a brow right back. Kagome stared at Inuyasha for a moment. Kanna stared at her mirror. Koga stared at Kagome. Kagura stared at Koga. Miroku and Sango stared at each other, Sango glancing at Naraku every few seconds. Miroku glanced at him as well. Sesshomaru and Inuyasha were still having an eyebrow battle.
Shippo puffed up his chest and growled again, "GET IT OVERWITH!!! Naraku first, since he seems to be the bane of all our existences."
Naraku looked at all of them and somewhat glared. He sighed. "I did love Kikyo." he started to pout. Inuyasha growled and Kagome glared. "Sit, boy." she muttered. Inuyasha ate dirt and growled at the same time, a feat only worthy of himself. Sesshomaru looked at him with a quirked brow.
"Sango, I apologize about using your brother to destroy your village and family, and killing him in the process. Miroku, I apologize for bestowing the curse upon your family, and I shall remove it as soon as I can get back to my castle. Inuyasha, I apologize for having you and Kikyo believe that you betrayed each other, killing her in the process and freezing your life for fifty years. Kagome, I apologize for peeking on you when you were bathing last week." said Naraku, all in one breath. Shippo glared at him. "And I apologize to you, Shippo, for sending the Thunder Brothers."
Kagome was staring, jaw-dropped at him. Sesshomaru looked up at the ceiling of the cave and kept his eyes there, a tinge of pink appearing on his cheeks. Naraku glanced at him and elbowed him in the side. "He was peeking too." Koga and Inuyasha scratched the back of their heads. "So were they. And the monk was too."
Sango took the liberty of smacking Miroku upside the head. Hard. Kagome sat Inuyasha and kicked Koga with what space they had. Koga rammed into Naraku, who rammed into Sesshomaru. They all fell over with swirlies in their eyes and the girls glared at them. "Bastards." muttered Sango.
Shippo looked at Inuyasha, who was still stuck doing a face plant. "Your turn."
Inuyasha grumbled from the dirt, and soon ripped his face up from the ground, growling at Shippo with a glare. Kagome gave a pathetic growl of her own, but it was very intimidating to Inuyasha. He grumbled and propped himself up by his elbows. "I love you, Kagome."
Koga glared at him, so did Naraku and Sesshomaru. He just stuck his tongue out at him. Shippo took the liberty of explaining. "What he means is that he knows Kikyo is dead, and he's just pretending to still love her so he can push you away to save his heart from rejection, even though it's being killed in the process."
Staring at him a moment, Inuyasha had a brow quirked. "What he said." And continued to look at his brother, "You started it."
Shippo, again, translated, “What he means is that he's sorry for being an ass,” Kagome gasped and smacked him lightly at using `such language', “and that he wants to be good brothers again.” Inuyasha glared at him. He didn't mean THAT.
He looked to Shippo, “And as for you, pip squeak, I'll deal with you next time Kagome goes home.” he said, fixing him with a glare.
Shippo stuck out his tongue, and then looked to Sesshomaru. “Speak.”
Sesshomaru glared at him for a moment, then sighed and looked at Inuyasha. “I apologize for my previous actions. The Tetsusaiga is yours, and I won't try and steal it.” Shippo quirked a brow, and nodded towards Kagome, “And again, sincerest apologies. They forced me into it.”
After everyone finished their apologies, it became silent again. Shippo looked around. “Is everyone finished?” they all nodded at the kitsune, seemingly accepting that they didn't want a mini kitsune gnawing on their ears. “Okay, now that we're all finished with our apologies, is there anything that anyone wants to say?” (Shippo sounds a lot like my psychologist....)
Silence for a few moments, then.... Inuyasha lunged across the fire at Kagome and tackled her and kissed her. Koga, Naraku, and Sesshomaru fell over and twitched a few times. Shippo sniggered and Rin giggled. Sango muttered an `oh my' and turned away. Miroku glanced around the room, then at Kagome and Inuyasha's display, and grinned. He then turned to Sango and put his lips to hers.
Sango grumbled and turned away, blushing furiously. Koga, Naraku, and Sesshomaru twitched again, Shippo sniggered, Rin giggled, and Kirara mewed softly. Miroku pouted. “Sango?” he asked timidly.
“What?” she snapped.
“I swear on the grave of my father, I will never touch another woman with perverted thoughts, so long as you have my heart and I have yours.” he said quietly. He'd been rehearsing that. A lot.
Sango eyed him suspiciously, but then sighed and gave in, leaning towards him. Miroku grinned triumphantly and put his arm around her. Naraku, Sesshomaru, and Koga started to sniffle. All alone in the stupidity of their stupidnesh. Naraku glanced over at the entrance of the cave, as did Sesshomaru, and Koga. Koga looked at Kagura. She flushed slightly and Koga growled ferally, going after her as she left out of the cave.
Naraku and Sesshomaru looked at each other, then to Kanna, Kirara, and Rin. Rin was too young, Kanna was too young, and Kirara was a firecat. They crossed their arms and grumbled. Kagome and Inuyasha returned from the back of the cave, both of them flushed and Inuyasha looking quite smug as Kagome climbed into his lap.
Miroku and Sango looked happy, and by the sounds emitting from outside, Koga and Kagura were having fun too. Naraku and Sesshomaru narrowed their eyes further and were considerably grumpy. Rin walked over to Sesshomaru and canted her head, looking into his eyes. “Sesshomaru-sama, why are you grumpy?” she asked innocently.
Sesshomaru couldn't help but smile, losing the air of emotionless bliss that he usually had and patted Rin on the head, ruffling her hair slightly. “Nothing, Rin-chan.” All of their jaws dropped, including Naraku's. Even HE hadn't seen that coming. Rin grinned and plopped into Sesshomaru's lap, snuggling up to his tail. Naraku pouted. All aaaaaaaaalooooone. That's what you get for being a spider hanyou of sorts. Sniffle, pout, pout, and sniffle. Kanna walked over to him, her mirror hanging limply at her side.
“Naraku-sama?” she asked quietly.
Naraku looked up. Woot! He had fans too! Yay! He smiled gently, “Yes, Kanna-chan?”
Kanna looked longingly over at Sesshomaru and Rin, then back at Naraku. She hung her head and shook it gently. She yelped somewhat when Naraku smirked and pulled her into his lap. She smiled and comforted back into it. Shippo crossed his arms with a smug look, and then turned around as he felt a fuzzy thing smack him in the face lightly. He found Kirara and quirked a brow.
Kirara purred and snuggled up to him. Shippo grinned and plopped down next to her, both of them snuggling into sleep along with the rest of the crew. Shippo had a smile on his face. Harmony was always within reach, if you just got pissed off enough. He sniggered some and let himself fall asleep.
Inuyasha looked down at the half-asleep Kagome and smiled gently. She DID look like Kikyo, but that didn't matter. She was Kagome, and that was it. And right now, she was sitting in his lap and falling asleep. That only happened one time, and she still didn't know about it, and she wasn't going to because she'd tear him limb from limb. Now if he only could get her to take the stinking prayer beads off.
“Kagome?” he whispered into her ear.
“Unnngh...” was her educated response.
“Can you take off the prayer beads?” he asked huskily.
Kagome's eyes snapped open, and then narrowed as she looked behind her at Inuyasha. “Not until you're a good puppy.” she sniggered and petted one of his ears. This caused him to growl in annoyance, but it quickly dissipated as the good feeling washed over him. He purred and snuggled up to Kagome.
Life was good.