InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Unspoken Fantasies ❯ Fantasy3-Elevator Blues ( Chapter 3 )

Rin and Kagome stood in the elevator laughing at Inu Yasha. They had been at it for quite some time. They had been taking turns bothering the passengers. It was Inu Yasha's turn next. As the lady got on Inu Yasha started to think. He stared at the lady until he got her attention. “You're one of them! Aww… Let me out she will suck out my brains! Please have mercy. I'm not a prime specimen of Earth take this girl instead! I have too much to live for!” Inu Yasha said fake crying and banging on the elevator door.

The lady backed away from Inu Yasha and ended up standing next to Rin who just couldn't resist. She grinned at the lady for a while and then said, “Hey, I got new socks on! My mommy brought them for me!” Rin said happily. “Group hug!” Then she grabbed Kagome and the woman into a big hug.

After that the lady scooted over toward Kagome looking extremely disturbed. The elevator was quiet now. Inu Yasha was standing in the corner looking at the wall. Rin was sniffing the lady at different intervals. Kagome looked down at a box that was in the corner of the elevator. “That's funny…” Kagome started, “Do you hear that ticking? It seems to be coming for over there…” Kagome said pointing at the box. “I wonder what it is… maybe I should shake it.” Kagome began to lend forward very slowly reaching out to the box. That's it the lady snapped.

She started to sweat and suddenly she jumped toward the doors. “I don't wanna die; let me out let me out let me out!” She screamed and began banging on the doors. The door opened and with a scream she sprinted out of the elevator making quite a scene.

“Man I have never seen a crazier woman, talking about bombs in the elevator…” Kagome said thoughtfully. And with that they finally walked out of the airport and headed toward Kagome's car.

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“I can't believe your car broke down…” Rin said as she sat on the trunk with Kagome. They had broken down about and half hour ride from Inu Yasha's house. And Kagome's house was even further inward.

“Inu Yasha did you get Shippo yet?” Kagome asked. She really needed to get home or her father would get really angry.

“No all I keep getting is this stupid message.” Inu Yasha said as he put his cell phone against Kagome's ear.

“You are dazed and bewildered, trapped in a world with no time, where color collides with sound, and shadows explode. You see a sign up ahead. This is no ordinary answering device; this is `The Twilight Phone.'” Shippo's answering machine said.

Rin giggled and looked over at Kagome who was sweating. “Are you hot Kagome? Maybe you should get back in the car until we can find someone to fix the car or at least pick us up.” Rin said placing her hand on Kagome's head and letting a cool breeze escape her hand.

“I'll be fine.” Kagome muttered. Normally the heat wouldn't get to her like this but all that blood lost earlier that week. She was having more hot flashes than a woman going through menopause.

“Did you try calling Miroku?” Rin asked.

“Yeah and this is what his answering machine says…” Inu Yasha said pushing the phone toward Rin.

“Hi. This is Miroku: If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money. So, if you are the last one, leave a long exotic message and tell me stuff like your pouring whipped cream all over your self and I'll get back to you as soon as Sango stops pointing that gun at me… Bye.” Miroku's answering machine said.

“That's sick. Did you try calling Sesshoumaru?” Rin asked.

“Why would I call that jackass?” Inu Yasha asked in a childish voice.

“Code word for he doesn't want his dad to come and pick us up. He will start telling embarrassing stories.” Kagome said.

“Give me your phone. I'll call his cell phone.” Rin said holding out her hand.

“You know Sesshoumaru's cell phone number?” Inu Yasha asked with a look of complete awe on his face.

“Doesn't everybody?” Rin said as Inu Yasha gave her his phone.

“Chichiue doesn't even know the number and he brought it for him… It's his private line. He pays for it himself.” Inu Yasha said.

“Oh…” was all Rin said before the phone began to ring.

“Hi, this is none of your damn business. You must have the wrong number because only three people in this entire world have my phone number. So you might as well hang up because I'll doubtlessly listen to your message as you give it and then delete it. I'll most likely see you in hell… *BEEP*.”

“Sesshoumaru it is Rin…” She started and there was another click on the line.

“Rin, why are you calling from Inu Yasha's phone?” Sesshoumaru asked.

“Hey, your message was truthful.” Rin said. She could practically feel his eyes rolling. “Kagome's car broke down and we are half an hour from you by car.”

“I'll be there in 15 minutes…” Sesshoumaru said.

“Thanks, we're by the Parker's on Hitomi Ave.”

“Tell Inu Yasha he has to walk home or better yet run behind the car.”

“What would he have to do to get a ride?”

“It's more of a question of what will you have to do…”

“We will discuss that later… hurry up and get here Fluffy. And we have to stop by and pick up my motorcycle and Mustang…”

“Okay I'll see you in ten…”

“Ten?”

“I'm already a third of the way there.”

“Oh, okay thanks Sesshoumaru.”

“Bye.”

“So what did his iciness say?” Inu Yasha asked while rolling his eyes.

“Only that you have to walk. Kagome and I can ride. You have to run behind the car.” Rin said with a smirk.

“He would say something like that.” Inu Yasha growled out.

“Actually, I got him to change his mind… but you owe me.” Rin said.

“Rin… What did you do or promise?” Kagome asked raising an eyebrow.

“Oh, nothing…” Rin said in a singsong voice. `Note to self… Kill Miroku for corrupting Sesshoumaru's brain.' She smirked and sat in the car. It looked like it was going to rain.

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What can I say? I was bored so I typed another chapter. I'm going to go work on another story now. I really need something to do.