InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Unspoken Fantasies ❯ Fantasy7-Kiss of Insanity ( Chapter 7 )

“Hahahaha! I love the smell of eggs in the morning!” Rin said as flames seemed to come to life behind her as she laughed manically. Souta instinctively pulled his chair away from Rin as his eyes dilated. She was scary… Her eyes turned into stars as she drooled. “Food, food, food, food, FOOD!” Rin sang to the baseball theme. She then began to work on making everyone a different dish.

“And some salmon and grits for you…” Rin said as she placed a plate on the table in front of Souta who poked it questioningly. “EAT IT!” Rin said in a possessed voice.

“Rin, why are you scaring Souta?” Kagome asked as she came down stairs in a black blouse with black boot cut jeans and matching boots.

“Because I can…” Rin said as she handed Kagome an omelet with sausages and grits.

“What are these things?” Kagome asked as she poked the grits in a similar fashion to what Souta did.

“They are grits, really big Southern US thing. They are really good with cheese, ketchup and hot sauce… Eat it, I swear it isn't poisoned.” Rin said as she herself ate some to make her point then she gulped down a whole pot of coffee (caffeinated).

Kagome cautiously put some in her mouth. Suddenly a smile spread across her face. “Yummy, it's so good!” Kagome said as she wolfed down her food. Souta followed suit. “More please!” Kagome said holding out her cleaned plate.

Rin happily refilled the empty plates. After a few more minutes they got ready to leave. “Kagome, where should I put your dad's food?”

“Just sit it there on the counter, come on let's go.” Kagome said pulling both Souta and Rin out of the house. Kagome didn't want to ruin the moment by remembering she had a father.

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“Hi Inu Yasha, you really didn't skip…” Kagome said surprised as she walked into her homeroom class with Rin close behind.

“Feh, I decided to come to school today… Not like I can't skip any other day…” Inu Yasha scowled.

“Nope, you can't, you're going to have perfect attendance this year or I'll freeze your manhood, chop it off and sell it on eBay for a buck fifty including shipping and handling.” Rin said with a really happy smile which didn't belong on anyone's face this early in the morning not to mention when one was threatening someone like that.

Inu Yasha's eyes dilated and he cautiously backed away from Rin. He hid behind Kagome and peeked from around her shoulder. “Rin, you're scaring me…” Inu Yasha muttered as he used Kagome as a human shield.

“Awww, I love the smell of fear in the morning too, now where did I put my butcher knives?” Rin said as she began to rummage through her book bag.

Inu Yasha's face turned blue as he forgot to breathe. Just then Sesshoumaru walked in. “Rin, what did you tell him this time?” Sesshoumaru asked as Kagome tried to explain to Inu Yasha how his lungs worked. The lesson wasn't going very well though because now Inu Yasha was black.

“Nothing…” Rin said with an innocent smile. Then she turned to Inu Yasha and grinned. “If you die, I can make good on that offer earlier…” Rin said. She was the adorable spawn of evil.

Suddenly Inu Yasha's lungs began to work properly again. “You're… insane…” Inu Yasha breathed out.

“I know! It's time for class!” Rin said sitting down in a desk next to Sesshoumaru who thought it smart not to even question Rin anymore on the subject. She probably had coffee this morning, he would have thought Kagome would know better by now but he guessed not.

About forty five minutes into class Miroku and Sango walked in. The teacher turned around and looked at them suspiciously. “Mr. Houshi and Ms. Taijiya, what were you two doing that occupied you long enough to miss the first forty five minutes of my class.

“What do you think we were doing?” Miroku replied with a lecherous grin.

“BAKA NO HENTAI!” Sango screamed as she knocked Miroku unconscious. After a few claps, a couple of gasps and more than a few stares Sango turned to the teacher. “My car is in the shop and Miroku is the only one who lives on my side of town. I asked him for a ride and his car ran out of gas on Highway 16. We had to push it to a gas station and fill it up which took forever because the nearest gas station was 3 miles away. Not to mention his Lord of Perverseness managed to get knocked out but me at least a dozen times. And then he doesn't have an AAA card or nothing.” Sango responded as she dragged Miroku up the stairs next to where Inu Yasha was sitting and threw him into the desk.

“So I guess your morning sucked ass so far…” Kagome said as Sango took a seat between Rin and Kagome.

“You could say that… So Rin, you really decided to come here for the school year?” Sango said turning to the girl with a warm smile.

“Yeah, less mosquitoes…” Rin said with a smirk.

“Awww the lovely maiden Rin…” Miroku said magically appearing in front of her desk.

“Didn't Sango just knock you out?” Rin asked shaking her head.

“The fist of fury by the Goddess Sango cannot hold me forever…” Miroku replied as Sesshoumaru stared daggers at him. Inu Yasha readied himself to restrain Sesshoumaru from killing Miroku if need be.

“That's a good one Miroku, you should write it down.” Rin replied slightly bored with his antics.

“Will you Rin do me the honor of…” Miroku started.

“Of course I'll help you with your homework Miroku!” Rin said sarcastically. Miroku gave her a blank look. “That was what you were going to ask me right? I mean it might not be the best time to say something perverse, with Sango is over there loading that gun and Sesshoumaru is sharpening his claws…” Rin responded.

Miroku's eyes widened as he realized the potential genuine danger he could be placing himself in. He chuckled, “Once again Lady Rin you win… I'll probably need help in English.” (Dear Lord help me I rhymed.)

“That I can help you in…” Rin said as the group walked out of the class.

“Hey do you guys have gym next?” Kagome asked. She looked around and everyone nodded with the exception of Sesshoumaru and Rin.

“I don't have that class this year…” Sesshoumaru muttered.

Inu Yasha snickered. “Why don't you tell them what you do have?”

“Ballet…” Sesshoumaru said trying to hold on to his last ounce of dignity. But it was slowly slipping away from him as Miroku and Inu Yasha burst out laughing.

“Can you see it Miroku, Sesshoumaru in tights!” Inu Yasha laughed out.

“Maybe he'll get the role as the Swan Princess!” Miroku choked out. Sesshoumaru was just about to decapitate them when Sango and Kagome stepped in.

“Hump, you guys are jerks.” Sango said hitting Miroku on top of his head with her math book.

“Yeah, I should ask Ayame to change you two into ballet too!” Kagome said as she kicked Inu Yasha in the shin and then hitting him in the head with her history book.

“Maybe you'll be my partner…” Rin said shyly as she grabbed Sesshoumaru's hand and laced her fingers in between his. Apparently the caffeine was leaving her system and Sesshoumaru could deal with that. He gently brushed his lips against her forehead and her cheeks turned a light pink.

“Wait, you don't have to take gym either?” Sango asked as she looked at Rin.

“No, I don't need the credit for it. So they signed me up for Ballet.” Rin said shrugging her shoulders. “I did Pointe for awhile when we were in France. It's not that hard but it makes your toes hideous…”

“Is there anything you can't do?” Kagome asked her eyes wide.

“I can't shoot an arrow for pits, not even from a cross bow. See you guys at lunch!” Rin called back as she and Sesshoumaru headed to their class. Rin leaned against his shoulder and Sesshoumaru wrapped his arm around her waist. They just looked like they belonged together.

“Awe, they make the cutest most mixed matched couple I've ever seen.” Sango said with a dreamy look in her eyes.

“I know it's adorable… You know when Rin is acting normal, you know without the caffeine, sugar and adrenaline rushes, she really is shy.” Kagome replied. “She's so lucky to have a guy like Sesshoumaru…” Kagome said with a sigh.

“And all we're left with are these two.” Sango replied as she kicked Miroku in an attempt to revive him.

Kagome smirked as she bent down and rubbed Inu Yasha's ears as she watched his eyes roll around and around. “You know what Sango? I wouldn't have it any other way.”

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“That's a nasty bruise Kagome. What did I tell you about climbing up trees?” Sango said as she examined the bruise that was on the back of Kagome's leg. It could be seen clearly in the gym shorts they were required to wear.

Kagome thanked some unknown god that Sango hadn't noticed the bruises on her back as she changed. “I slid down it wrong is all, left a bruise instead of a gash.” Kagome replied. She hated lying to Sango but in her mind it was necessary.

“One day Kagome you'll get over this tomboy phase…” Sango said shaking her head.

“Yeah, maybe…” Kagome said as she fidgeted under Sango's gaze.

“Are you okay Kagome?” Sango asked as she furrowed her brow.

“Yeah, I'm fine. I'm just worried about the hurdles today.” Kagome muttered.

“Okay come on let's go before we get marked absent.” Sango said pulling her out into the gym.

After the hurdles all of the students headed inside. Kagome moved slower than the others. Her bruises had interfered with her performance. And as they teens rushed inside to change for lunch she was left outside almost all alone.

Almost, Inu Yasha had watched her struggle during the class. Everyone had seen the bruise and he decided to figure out what was up. Inu Yasha walked up behind her and grabbed her wrist loosely.

“You told me you ran into your dresser Kagome, there is no way that bruise could have went all the way down your leg.” Inu Yasha said as she looked away from him.

“I fell out a tree too okay…” Kagome muttered.

“Kagome who do you think you're kidding? I'd fall out of a tree faster than you would!” Inu Yasha yelled at her. “Don't lie to me!” Kagome had been the biggest tomboy around when she was little and she climbed trees like a monkey.

“Stop yelling at me! It's nothing okay! If it was something important I would tell you!” Kagome yelled at him and snatched her arm away. “I don't need you watching out for me! I don't need you or anybody! I've been getting along fine without anybody to back me up! So I don't need you now!” Kagome screamed as tears fell from her eyes freely. She turned around and ran.

“Kagome!” He called after her but she didn't even look back as she ran away from him.

“You can't help me. No one can help me… I'm a piece of trash no one wants. I'm the scum at the bottom of the bathtub. I'm the child no one can love…” Kagome muttered as she sat in the attic of the school. “Why are you trying to help me even when I scream that it is okay, Inu Yasha?” Kagome cried out softly as she buried her face into her arms. “Why do you make me love you when I have no more love to give?”

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Okay to tell you the truth, I'm not a big fan of this chapter. It's a little too mushy of an ending. But the Rin, who seems to have multiple personalities made me laugh lots. And the fact that Sesshoumaru's taking Ballet really made me roll. I can't even tell you how many times I stopped writing this just to read it over for a nice fat giggle. Now that I think about it I could stretch this out a lot but I figure it won't be much over 10 chapters, probably somewhere in between 10 and 15. I really want to get straight to the point and finish this fic quickly.

Not much more to say than that because I have a head cold and I am absolutely doped up. I mean earlier I was counting my fingers over and over and I kept getting 4 and my mom told me I acted like the kids in her school who smoked weed in the 60's and 70's. But I think I'm going to work on something else right now, I mean I kinda don't have anything else to do… Okay I'll see you guys in the next chapter PEACE OUT!