InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Valentines ❯ Theres no place like home....unfortunetly ( Chapter 4 )

“At least in this chapter I'll be able to have some fun and make a few more laughs then normal.” InuGhost was grinning broadly as he set to work.

“Yeah well just make sure you put the romance in. And try and not destroy Sesshomaru and Kouga too much.” Seshin leaned further back in her chair relaxing and watching InuYasha.

“Well I'll have to remember to write the sequel to this since people will want to know about Miroku and Sango.”

 

Disclaimer: By now you should all know that I own nothing. But for the morons out there….well I already told you guys 4 times now and let's hope it sinks in before we have to resort to bloodshed.

 

“Man I can't believe that I actually have to wear this stuff. How can people even dress up in these things it's embarrassing.” Holding up his outfit for the dance InuYasha could not help but shudder in fear of having to wear it. Thankfully the inevitable was delayed by a knock at the door, and InuYasha using every chance he got to delay wearing the outfit hurried over, opened the door, and was shocked at who it was on the other side.

 

Leaning against the doorframe Sesshomaru entered the room without an invitation and closed the door behind him. With a stern look on his face he regarded his younger brother. “So you're actually going through with this. Going on a date is bad enough; you're your going with a human no less!”

 

Gritting his teeth in anger InuYasha was doing his best to keep from trying to murder Sesshomaru right where he stood, since he couldn't afford to let his outfit get bloodstains on it. “What I do is of my own business so back off Sesshomaru or you'll lose that pompous attitude of your just like your arm.” Glaring at Sesshomaru he let his right hand wander over to his scabbard and wrap itself around the handle of the Tetsusaiga.

 

“You misunderstand….little brother.” Using his great speed Sesshomaru quickly closed the distance between him and InuYasha and….wrapped his arms around him in a fierce hug. In a much kinder and gentle tone; “I'm so proud of you. Oh if only Father was here to see his youngest son growing up into a man.” With a few tears running down his face Sesshomaru let go of InuYasha and pulled out a handkerchief and whipped the tears off his face. “Now then back to business since dads not here to do this it's up to me as the oldest son in the family.”

 

Slightly creped out by Sesshomaru's behavior InuYasha was beginning to get scared. “What is up to you?”

 

With a small smile on his face Sesshomaru put the handkerchief away and pushed InuYasha down onto the bed, and started pacing in front of him. “Oh I have no idea how best to do this so I might as well just go for it then. You see InuYasha there are….certain differences between guys and girls. And I'm not just talking about personality wise.”

 

His face having gone white in fear of what Sesshomaru was going to do understanding suddenly dawned upon InuYasha and his face went bright crimson from embarrassment. “Hold on your not trying to give me the `Birds and the Bees' talk are you!”

 

“But of course. Its necessary if your going to be finally seriously considering taking a mate. Now then….” He was interrupted though by InuYasha violently getting off of the bed, grabbing him, dragging him over to the door, and violently throwing him out

 

Slamming the door violently InuYasha gave a loud sigh of relief thanks to the embarrassment thankfully avoided. As he walked back over to change there was a knock on the door. Growling under his breath InuYasha walked back over to the door ready to yell at Sesshomaru, and was surprised to see Miroku on the other side. “Miroku what are you doing here?”

 

“Ah InuYasha it's good to see you I've come to help you that is if I may come in?” With the usual grin on his face it was hard to tell if Miroku was planning something or not. In any case it would have been rude to leave him standing out in the hall so InuYasha begrudgingly stepped aside and let Miroku in.

 

“Just how are you planning on helping me?” InuYasha queried Miroku as he closed the door behind him. He surveyed the monk with interest wondering what it was he was planning.

 

With a mischievous grin on his face Miroku started his explanation “Oh its quite simple my friend. I heard about your date tonight with Kagome you sly dog.” With the grin on his fist he playfully elbowed InuYasha in the ribs. “I must say I'm impressed I didn't think you had it in you. Anyway first off I need to give you this.” Pulling a small package out of the sleeve of one of his arms he handed it to InuYasha.

 

Opening the package InuYasha was befuddled as he noticed many individually wrapped small items in there. “Just what the heck are these?” Looking at Miroku he took one of the items from the box and looked at it.

 

Looking at InuYasha with the same grin on his face and completely unashamed “Those are some form of protection called condoms. You'll need them tonight. Oh and here you go. I already booked a room for you.” Grinning he handed the key to a bright red InuYasha. “Oh and if there are a few things that the just drives the girls wild….I can get Sango in here to help me demonstrate if you want.”

 

With his eye twitching madly InuYasha quickly grabbed Miroku by the neck of his robes, yanked open the door and hurtled the stammering monk out the door and down the stairs. “Stay out of here, and don't go trying to help me anymore. GOT IT!!!” Walking back to the bed InuYasha was finally able to fully change before he was once again interrupted by someone knocking on the door. This time he didn't bother to answer it, and simply settled for vaporizing the door with his Wind scar.

 

“Looks as though someone's rumbled your fur Mutt, or is this a new look for you.” Koga was leaning against the shattered doorframe with his usual arrogant smile on his face as he looked at InuYasha's outfit. “Not a bad outfit though it'd look better if it wasn't on you Mutt.”

 

“I should kill you where you stand for that. Lucky for you though I'm in a good mood, and Kagome's specifically told me your on the `Do Not Kill List'. Though spill it. Why are you here, and it better not be cause you love Kagome cause I'm going with her.” Glowering at Kouga InuYasha crossed his arms over his chest and started tapping his foot waiting for Kouga's explanation.

 

Putting his smug look back on his face took a bit more difficulty, but Kouga finally started to explain. “I know perfectly well that Kagome is off limits. Though in packs we share everything: food, water, victories, women. So I figure on seeing whether your willing to share Kagome with me?” With a hopeful look on his face Kouga awaited InuYasha's answer.

 

 

Outside Kagome's Grandfather and Sota had finally finished settingandfathe up a table outside. “I think that'll do it Grandpa. Mom should be please about this.” Looking hopefully at Grandfather in hopes that he was done so he could go back inside an resume playing his video games.

 

“The only thing left to do is to seal the table from evil spirits and demons. Cause if we don't do it, then who knows what'll happen.” Pulling out a sutra from inside his robes he was just about to apply it to the table when Sota spoke

 

“Grandfather come on there's no reason to protect the table. There aren't any `evil demons' around to wreak it so….” The rest of what Sota had to say was drowned out by a loud crash. Looking up Sota and Grandfather saw Kouga come flying out of Kagome's closed window. He flew for a little ways then went sailing headfirst into and through the table Sota and Grandfather had set up.

 

“See Sota what'd I tell you. We didn't protect it so now and evil demon has destroyed it. Now you'll know better to listen to what your elders have to say next time.” Getting a satisfied look on his face as he looked at Sota.

 

Grumbling to himself Kouga picked himself up out of the wreackage of the table and turned so he was facing the window and shook his fist at InuYasha “You'll pay for that next time Mutt!” Racing off Kouga disappeared off around the side of the house.

 

Ten minutes after his incident with Kouga InuYasha was ready to head off for the dance. Though while he was walking through the kitchen he bumped into Kagome's Mother chopping tomatoes. “Sorry bout that.” Moving so he could go around her InuYasha was stopped by Kagome's mom when she turned to look at him.

 

“InuYasha I wanted to have a….little talk with you before you left it's about Kagome.” Turning to face him she let her hands drop to her sides but she didn't let go of the knife.

 

“What is it?” With concern in his eyes InuYasha stopped to hear her out.

 

With a soft gentle look on her face she looked up at InuYasha “I just wanted to tell you that Kagome is my pride and joy.” The look on her face instantly darkened, and she held the bloody knife in her hand up to InuYasha's throat. “If you so much as lay one wrong hand on my precious, innocent, undefiled daughter I will kill you. Got it!!” She kept walking forward towards InuYasha till she had him backed up against the wall still with the knife to his throat.

 

Holding up his hands defensively with his face pale white InuYasha managed to stammer out “Okay okay. Whatever you say I won't touch Kagome. Now please put down the knife!” This last bit was said in a panicky high voice.

 

“That's all I needed to hear. Then have a good time.” With a pleasant smile on her face she turned and headed outside.

 

Shrugging his shoulders and with no idea of what was going on InuYasha gathered up the last of his stuff and went outside. Though once he had he wished he hadn't. For the moment he had stepped outside the whole group started giving him a Banzai sendoff. Practically everyone was there. Sango, Kagome's mother and grandfather, Miroku, Shippo were all shouting at the top of their lungs and lifting their arms up in the air and shaking them in jubilation. Sesshomaru was laughing as he recorded the entire event for future enjoyment making sure to zoom in on InuYasha blushing bright red. Kouga was still there also. He also was recording the event, but was sending it out as a feed over the internet so everyone could enjoy. Squaring his shoulders InuYasha marched past them without uttering a word, but making sure to growl at Kouga and Sesshomaru as he walked by them. He was off to the dance.

 

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