InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Want to See You Again ❯ Battle of the Brothers ( Chapter 14 )

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A\N: Hey my mediaminers! Ready for another great chapter? GUESS WHAT? This chapter doesn't have Kagome in it. IT'S JUST INUYASHA AND SESSHOMARU! Get ready to laugh! CCCCHHHHAAAARRRRGGGEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Chapter 14: Battle of the Brothers

 

Inuyasha paced back and forth in his room, thinking. He started talking out loud.

 

“She said she really likes me but it won't work out. Why not? I mean four simple words `Kouga-I'm-dumping-you,' seems easy. She knows I can treat her better than him. Does she like me better than him? She must if she hangs out with me almost every night. So why can't she drop that sun of bitch?!”

 

“Talking to yourself…BIG TURN OFF!” Sesshomaru yelled from what sounded like the living room.

 

Inuyasha cursed under his breath. I just won't think about her that's all. I can do this. He glanced down at his black leather jacket on the floor underneath his feet. It was the exact same color as Kagome's hair. He groaned loudly and fell back to land on his bed. But to his unfortunate he was a couple inches off and his head met the floor. He cursed out loud, got off the floor and laid on his bed with head resting on his hands and one knee up. He took a breath in. I'll just play some music and not think. He picked up the remote for his stereo and turned it on. (A\N: I'll list the artist's name for the songs)

 

Click.

 

Hey little shawty,

Say you care for me,

You know I care for you,

You know that I'll be true. (Chris Brown “With you)

 

Click.

 

What hurts the most,

Was being so close,

And having so much to say,

Watching you walk away. (Rascal Flatts “What hurts the most”)

 

Click.

 

Why don't you tell him that we're leaving,

Never looking back again,

You found somebody who does it better than he can, (Jesse McCartney “Leavin'”)

 

Inuyasha groaned again, got up, went to the stereo and…

 

SMASH! SMASH! SMASH! SMASH! SMASH!

 

Inuyasha breathed hard. His hand still clenched in a fist.

 

“Whatever you broke, I'm NOT PAYING FOR IT!” Sesshomaru yelled followed by a mocking laugh.

 

Inuyasha walked down the staircase to the living room. Whether I want to or not, I have to talk to someone…or in this case something. Sesshomaru was in a chair, reading a book.

 

“Sesshomaru can I talk to you…about something?”

 

“Go ahead because I'm not going to be listening.” Sesshomaru licked his finger and turned a page of the book.

 

“Okay well I have this friend…Bob. And Bob likes this girl…Stacy. But Stacy has a boyfriend. But Bob and her have been hanging out for a long time now. Bob really likes Stacy. And Bob just kissed Stacy.”

 

“WHAT?” Sesshomaru shouted.

 

“Ah so you were listening.”

 

“Eh? What'd you say?”

 

“So you were listening.”

 

“You were talking?”

 

“And you were listening.”

 

“No I wasn't. I just got to a very interesting part in my book.”

 

“You're reading another book from Rin? Man you're whipped!”

 

“I am not!”

 

“Yea all Rin needs is a chair and you two could be in the circus.”

 

“I don't get it.”

 

“Loin tamer? You know. Lion? Whip? Chair? Hello?!”

 

“But I'm a dog.”

“God don't you know the definition of sarcasm?”

 

“Yes!” Sesshomaru inched his way towards the bookcase.

 

Inuyasha rolled his eyes, “A-huh. Sure.”

 

“I do know!” Sesshomaru was at the bookcase. There was a book on top and he twisted his head slightly and flipped through it. “It's… `A mode of satirical wit depending for its effect on bitter, caustic, and often ironic language that is usually directed against an individual'” (A\N: I did not make this definition this is from the Merriam Webster's Collegiate Dictionary 10th edition)

 

“Okay I know you got that from the dictionary.”

 

“No I didn't! I happen to have a very scientifical mind.”

 

“No you don't.”

 

“How would you know?”

 

“Because you used the word `scientifical'!”

 

“It's a word!” Sesshomaru flipped through the book again. “Okay it's not. But it's my word.”

 

“Which makes it sound stupider than it already does.”

 

“Do you want me to help you with Kagome or not?”

 

“Who says I need help with Kagome?”

 

“Bob did. How stupid do you think I am?” Inuyasha opened his mouth. “Don't answer that. It was a rhetorical question.”

 

“Fine.”

 

“So what's up with you and Kagome?”

 

“I don't think she wants to see me again. I've called so many times and she hasn't answered.”

 

“Why?”

 

“Don't you think if I knew that I wouldn't go to you, my very last resort?”

 

“I thought Miroku was your very last resort.”

“He's the first resort.”

 

“You put a pervert in charge of your love advice?”

 

“Yeah but I don't listen to him anyway.”

 

“Anyway, it seems like she wants to forget you.”

 

“So what should I do?”

 

“Forget her!”

 

“I can't! I've tried! She's just gorgeous and smart and funny and damnit she's a good kisser!”

 

Sesshomaru looked at him, “Excuse me?”

 

“I didn't say that. Got it?”

 

“Oh yeah I gotcha. It's between you, me, and Kagome depending on what mood I'm in.”

 

“Jerk.” They paused.

 

“So what are you going to do about Kagome?” Sesshomaru asked.

 

“I don't know.”

 

“Well what exactly happened?”

 

“Well we kissed, she got up and started walking. I stopped her and said I really liked her then she said she liked me too but it wouldn't work out. Then she left.”

 

“Hold up. Rewind. What was that?”

 

“She left?”

 

“Before that.”

 

“We kissed?”

 

“After that.”

 

“She said she liked me?”

 

“Under that.”

 

Inuyasha looked up and thought with a confused look.

 

Sesshomaru started laughing. “Just kidding. Wanted to see what you would do. But yes. She said she liked you too?”

 

“Yes. Then I was left standing there like an idiot.” Inuyasha put his head in his hands.

 

“I can't believe I'm going to say this but she's the idiot for leaving you.”

 

Inuyasha looked up. “Hey! She's not an idiot!”

 

“Okay, she's smart for leaving you because you're a horrible person.”

 

“Thanks that makes me feel a lot better.” Inuyasha said sarcastically.

 

“Well what do you want me to say?”

 

“Something nice.”

 

“Oh me and Nice had a good relationship. Then you were born, and Nice left me. Then I met Mean and we've been doing pretty well together.”

 

Inuyasha chuckled. “Yeah Mean made my childhood a living hell.”

 

“Whatever. You were the one with the good life. Like, remember that one Christmas when you got seven more presents than me?”

 

“I was three.”

 

“So? That's my point. I said `let's just get him a Raggedy Ann doll and say merry Christmas!'”

 

“A Raggedy Ann doll?”

 

“Yeah all you girls liked them.” Inuyasha punched his brother in the arm. Sesshomaru smiled.

 

They paused. “Sesshomaru what am I going to do?”

 

“Trust me little bro. She'll come to her senses and realize she wants you. She's obviously likes you. I mean why else would she hang with you almost every night?”

 

“And she did kiss me back.”

 

“What?!”

 

“She kissed me back. Uh I swear these lips are magic.” Inuyasha traced two fingers across his lips.

 

“Yeah dark magic.”

 

“You know, we haven't talked like this in a long time.” Inuyasha pointed out.

 

“Yeah and if you tell anyone you won't be alive to have another one.”

 

“Now that's the Sesshomaru I know.”

 

“That's good. It'll be good to tell the cops you know who murdered you in your sleep.” Sesshomaru walked over to the staircase and went up.

 

Inuyasha rolled his eyes. “Wait a second.” He walked over to the staircase and yelled from the bottom. “Wait! How do I tell the cops if I got murdered?”

 

“That's the point dumbass!” Sesshomaru yelled from his room.

 

“Smart ass.”

 

“I heard that!”

 

“Good!”

 

“Fine!”

 

“Be that way!”

 

“I will!”

 

“Stop talking!”

 

“No I always get the last word!”

 

“No I do! Now SHUT UP!”

 

“YOU!”

 

“YOU!”

 

“LADIES FIRST!” Sesshomaru started laughing.

 

“OH HA HA YOU'RE SOOO FRICKIN HALAIRIOUS!”

 

“I KNOW I AM!”

 

“SHUT THE HELL UP YOU SUN OF A BITCH!”

 

“HEY! THAT'S MY MOTHER YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!”

 

“NO COMMENT!”

 

“DIDN'T THINK SO!”

 

“WHATEVER!!!” Inuyasha walked over to the couch and watched TV.

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About five minutes later:

 

“SHIT HEAD!!”

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A\N: I luv that last part! And Sesshomaru did get the last word! I know some of you might think that was really immature but it's always good to laugh at that kind of stuff once in awhile. This is my favorite chapter because it kind of takes your mind off of the Kagome drama and you get to laugh at the battle of the brothers. Oh that's a good name!

I'll start using that. But unfortunately you might not see Sesshomaru for a while . Don't be sad! I'm pretty sure the next time he comes in he's with Rin. So can't wait for that. Oh and if you didn't get why those certain songs were there go back and read them because it matches Kagome's and Inuyasha's relationship. Anyway, written on May 10, 2008. Remember LunaStar* wuvs you all!

 

~LunaStar*