InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Ways To Torture, Annoy And Generally Scare The Inuyasha Characters ❯ Sorry Sango... ( Chapter 6 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
Chapter 6 - Sorry Sango...
Sneak up behind her, then jump up screaming: “Stop! Hammer Time!”
Dress up in Naraku’s Baboon cloak, and pretend to be Rafiki.
Smack her on the head with a stick. Repeatedly.
Remark loudly how Miroku would make the perfect Male Model for PlayGirl
Follow her around for a few days, and when she strikes a pose while throwing her boomerang, thrust your pelvis out screaming “WORK IT!”
Tell her that Miroku really likes men, and that that was the reason he kept hitting on every women in site - to hide his true sexual preference.
When she flips out, call her Homophobicus. (My friends and I did this to our friend! Priceless!)
Teach her “The Ding Dong Song” By Gunther, and Tell her to sing it to Miroku
If she refuses, Get it stuck in her head
Teach her the Hammer Dance
Stare at her, then at random moments, giggle like a little girl. Repeat every five minutes.
Sneak up behind her, then jump up screaming: “Stop! Hammer Time!”
Dress up in Naraku’s Baboon cloak, and pretend to be Rafiki.
Smack her on the head with a stick. Repeatedly.
Remark loudly how Miroku would make the perfect Male Model for PlayGirl
Follow her around for a few days, and when she strikes a pose while throwing her boomerang, thrust your pelvis out screaming “WORK IT!”
Tell her that Miroku really likes men, and that that was the reason he kept hitting on every women in site - to hide his true sexual preference.
When she flips out, call her Homophobicus. (My friends and I did this to our friend! Priceless!)
Teach her “The Ding Dong Song” By Gunther, and Tell her to sing it to Miroku
If she refuses, Get it stuck in her head
Teach her the Hammer Dance
Stare at her, then at random moments, giggle like a little girl. Repeat every five minutes.