InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ What Happens when Inuyasha meets Barney ❯ Death of the Evil Green Dinosaur ( Chapter 5 )

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Sorry it took me so long to write this new chapter. It took me a while to find out what that green dinosaur's name actually was. Please enjoy, this is the last chapter of the first chapter I've ever written. ^.^

Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha or any of the characters, and I definitely don't own Barney. I would shoot myself if I did.. and if I ever do own Barney, and I actually liked it, I want all you viewers to find out where I live and shoot me. Enjoy!!

Death of the Evil Green Dinosaur

*So we left of when that evil green dinosaur scared everybody just by looking at it, right? Continuing from there…*

Sango: Authoress, you have something to help us, right??

Me: Meh…

Inuyasha: If we end up dying, I'm blaming you…

Miroku: *whispers to Inuyasha* Don't talk to her that way. Don't make the same mistake I did!!

Moon Rose: Pathetic excuse for men…

Koga: HELLO?! That dinosaur is still there, I would like to get out of here alive if you don't mind…

Sesshomaru: Me too, unlike Jaken. He didn't make it past the first chapter. A moment of silence…

Melody: Hell No!!!!! Moments of silence are meant for people of honor, not people of stupidity!!

Inuyasha: Then we know not to give you a moment of silence when you die…

Melody: Stupid MUTT!!! *A cow lands on him.*

Koga: I like the way you think.

Inuyasha: Authoress!!!

Me: Uh yeah, about that… Remember when I said that she has half of the authoress powers?

Sango: In other words, it's your own damn fault.

Shippo: It's a good look for you, Inuyasha. You should stay like that. ^_^

Kagome: Than what would be the point of my sit commands?

Sesshomaru: Nothing!!! You're useless!!! I knew you were since the first episode I saw you!!!

Rin: That's not very nice, Lord Sesshomaru. Besides, aren't you the one who killed Jaken in the first place?? Why would you want a moment of silence for him….it?

All look at Rin: O.o

Rin: What? I never knew what it was; I always went with the script.

Koga: Demon dinosaur!!! How do we kill it?!

Me: You will in time…

Shippo: Like how?

Inuyasha: Get this cow offa meeeeeee!!!

Melody: Uh uh! ^_^

Sango: So when is it supposed to happen? I'd hate it if that dinosaur gets any closer…

Me: Three… Two… One…

*A girl with blonde hair comes in with a moon staff and the power of light*

Me: What's up, Serena?!

Serena: I dunno… just came here to help everybody out.

Inuyasha: We can do this without you!!

Serena: Oh?

Moon Rose: Yet you can't seem to get that cow off your back.

Inuyasha: Shut up!! I don't hafta take that from you!!

Me: Go ahead, Moon Rose… do what you hafta do…

*A waterfall comes out of nowhere and sprays Inuyasha*

Miroku: Oh great. Just what we need. The smell of wet dog…

Shippo: Inuyasha had it coming…

Sango: Nice to meet you, Serena. Please help in any way you can. Inuyasha's just jealous because he can't get from under that cow…

Inuyasha: Hey shut up, Sango!!

Me: Don't bad mouth my favorite character, or you will pay dearly. *Mega evil glare*

Inuyasha: *Whines and talks fast.* Yesmam!!

*Serena uses her light powers and blinds the green dinosaur so it can't see them.*

Serena: Wait. I know that dinosaur… That's Barney's friend Baby Bop. But then, where's Barney?

Koga: Killed it!!

Serena: Oh that makes a difference.. No more Barney, No more Barney TV show. Takes care of my problem.

Moon Rose: What problem?

Serena: Forget it.

Sesshomaru: So how are we gonna beat it?

Serena: Well first, I will make the dinosaur look like Jaken, so it will be easier to kill, right?

Moon Rose: As long as we don't see Baby Bop!!! It was horrible!!

Shippo: I'm gonna enjoy this!!

*Baby Bop then appears to be Jaken.*

Rin: Hurry! Before it has another one of its evil songs of death!! I would hate it if Jaken started singing, wouldn't you, Miss Serena?

Serena: ADORABLE!!!!!!! XD

Inuyasha: Wait!! You're not gonna kill it without me, are you??

Kagome: Inuyasha, I'll get you out!

Melody: for all I care, they can both stay under the cows… *A bunch of cow crap lands on Kagome*

Kagome: EWWWWW!!!!! Gross!!!! *looks up at Melody*

Melody: *Looks away innocently* What? I didn't do anything it was…

Kagome: Save it for someone who cares!!!

*cow diarrhea lands on Kagome*

Inuyasha: Eww, Kagome, get the hell away from me!!!

Sango: Authoress, are you gonna take part in killing the green dinosaur?

Me: Sure am. *Spear appears in my hand* And Moon Rose is gonna fight, and Melody too!

*Melody has a sword, and Moon Rose has a bow and arrow.*

Melody: Duh!! We can't get that close to combat with it, if you want another explosion!!!

*Melody's sword disappears and dynamite sticks appear in her hands*

Melody: This is what I'm talking `bout!!! >=D

Moon Rose: I have an idea, we can shoot your spear with my bow!!

Me: Good idea!

Serena: It would help if you actually fight, my light won't hold out forever, you know!!

Sango: Are you guys ready?

Koga: No, because I don't get to do anything!!!

Sesshomaru: Me either. I don't want to be lazy like last time. Give us something to do!

Melody: Here. Have a dynamite! ^.^

Sesshomaru/Koga: Alright!

Shippo: Okay, now are you ready?

All except Inuyasha and Kagome: Yup!!

Sango: Hiraikotsu!! *throws giant boomerang*

Shippo: Fox Fire!!

Melody: See you in Hell Dinosaur!!! >=D

Sesshomaru: Ha! I'm killing you and Inuyasha isn't!!

Moon Rose: Common. Mei Lynn! *Holds bow up, and I pull on the drawstring with my spear on it*

Me: Aim it, Moon Rose!!

Moon Rose: Trying… Now!! Shoot!

*I let it go*

Melody: Here, Rin. Throw this that way. *Gives Rin a dynamite stick.

Rin: Yay!!! Even I get to kill it and Inuyasha doesn't!! *she throws it as far as her arms can throw*

*There was another explosion just like before*

Shippo: Yay!!! We did it!!!!!

Sango: No more dinosaurs!!! We can finally celebrate with sake all around!!

Moon Rose: Not that again…

Miroku: Ewww!!! Look what's left of that dinosaur!!!

Koga: So what?? Clean it up!!

Miroku: But its so nasty!!!

Me/Melody: *Evil glare*

Miroku: But I suppose I have to… Wind Tunnel!!! *Sucks up the last bit of the green dinosaur*

Shippo/Rin: Yay!!!!

Sango: Nice work, all except Inuyasha and Kagome... Sake!!! ^_^

Serena: Don't worry. I brought soda for us and apple juice for Rin and Shippo.

Rin/Shippo: Thank you! And thank you to all you viewers in advance for reviewing!!

Me: By now!!

Okay, so haw was that? Please take some of your precious time and review!! ^_^