InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ What Happens when Inuyasha meets Barney ❯ Evil Green Dinosaur ( Chapter 4 )

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Okay, so in the last chapters, you found out something very scary didn't you? I was scared that I even came up with that idea too. I even almost started crying.. so if you did, you are not alone.

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha, or Barney. I'd rather die than to own Barney. I mean do you know how many people would JUMP me?!

Evil Green Dinosaur

*Koga actually did read what was happening.*

Sango: Are you STILL laughing at that?

Koga: Well you have to admit that it's funny because Naraku likes to sing and dance. That's never gonna get old…

Shippo: Well what do we do now?

Sango: We wait for the next dinosaur, I guess. In the mean time… *takes

out sake* Let's celebrate the defeat of the first demon dinosaur.

Moon Rose: Oh no.. Don't start that sake crap again..

Inuyasha: If there is actually another dinosaur, I don't want you all being drunk, got it?

Miroku: I have an idea. While we all drink our sake, Inuyasha can be our designated fighter.

Sesshomaru: Right. We all get drunk while Inuyasha will be the one who fights.. We'd be doomed.

Melody: I agree. I don't even like sake. Maybe just Miroku and Sango should.

Me: Yes. I think Miroku and Sango should have a nice time together. After all, They ARE lovers

Sango: What the Hell makes you think that?

Melody: Well it's kinda easy to tell… in all the episodes, he rubs your butt the most.

Rin: Lord Sesshomaru, what are they talking about?

Sesshomaru: I'll tell you when you're older.

Koga: So, are we gonna wait for that stupid dinosaur?

Kagome: I just want to get rid of it so we can truly relax.

Me: So you guys should maybe drink a little sake for now and save the rest for when we actually defeat the other dinosaur.

Shippo: I'm not drinking that stuff. It's nasty.

Inuyasha: I agree with the authoress.

Sango: *pours Inuyasha, Miroku, Koga, and Sesshomaru some sake.*

Sesshomaru: How I've longed for this…

Koga: Thanks, authoress.

Me: What'd I do? Thank Sango. She's the one who gave you the sake.

Koga: But if you didn't write this chapter, then she wouldn't have it.

Me: …………

*Boom*

They all hear the same noise that came when they were in Naraku's lair.

Melody: Did you hear that?

*Boom*

Kagome: Yes, I heard it.

*Boom*

Sesshomaru: The sake… Look at the sake!

*they all see ripples in the sake.*

Rin: Oh no.. the demon purple dinosaur has called for back up!!!!

Shippo: Maybe you should go and run..

Rin: *Runs to a place and comes back with a spear.*

Sesshomaru: Put that down.

Rin: Nuh-uh ^_^ I learned how to actually fight with one of these.

Sesshomaru: Who taught you that?

Rin: Not telling!

*On the hill next to where they had been resting, they see a green dinosaur.*

Moon Rose: Oh My God!!! There it is!! And it's even scarier than the first.

Miroku: Damn you authoress!! If you didn't write this story, than we wouldn't have to go through this whole mess!

Me: What did you just say? *Evil glare*

Miroku: You heard me!! I can't stand this story!

Melody: Miroku, that's not a good idea…

Miroku: Why the Hell not?!

*Miroku all of the sudden appears in a pink flowery dress, and his hair is in pigtails*

Melody: That's why.

Me: I thought you learnes your lesson last time.

Sango: Apparently not…

Kagome: He actually might this time.

Miroku: What the hell?

Shippo: Let's get back to the F***ing story already!!!!

Rin: Ooh Shippo's a potty mouth!! ^_^

*The Dinosaur comes closer.*

Koga: Come on, you dumb ass dinosaur!! I'll kill you because the authoress didn't let me last time!

Moon Rose: That's because you were sittin' `round bein' lazy!

Koga: I don't wanna waste my time arguing with a chick!

Moon Rose: How many times do I have to tell you not to call me that?

Koga: Until I die.

Moon Rose: You are really starting to piss me off!

Sesshomaru: It WOULD help if you directed that energy towards that damn dinosaur!

Moon Rose/Koga: Who the hell asked you?!?!?!?!?!

Sesshomaru: Fine it's your funerals, not mine if it sings you to death.

Sango: Here it comes!! Get ready, everyone!

Me: He has a point..

*The green dinosaur was then within fighting range*

All: Oh My GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *falls to the gorund*

Koga: I can't even stand to look at it!!

Inuyasha; It was bad enough that the last one was singing! Now this?!?!

Kagome: What is going on here?!

Miroku: It's all the authoress

*Miroku gets shocked in the @$$ with a lightning bolt*

Me: >=D

Inuyasha: We can't beat it if we can't see it!

Sango: But then what can we do?

Shippo: It's hopeless!

Koga: Oh just what we need. The authoress is about to end the chapter.

Melody: She has to rejuvenate her mind. Authoresses get tired too, you know!!

Koga: Authoress! You better put something in the next chapter to help us, or I'll never forgive you!

Me: Is that all you got?

Koga: Yeah.. I don't wanna end up like that monk over there…

Shippo: To Be Continued

Sango: Those are the three words in history that annoy me especially on a good TV show…

Rin: Please Review!

Well, I am so tired right now, I can barely even see the keyboard or even know what I'm typing. So please Review. And don't worry, I'll write within 24 hours..