InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ What Happens when Inuyasha meets Barney ❯ The Truth Behind the Demon Dinosaurs ( Chapter 3 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
By: Mei Mei-Chan
I wrote this chapter after it hit me that Barney had a friend. After defeating barney, there's another one comming. They all find it very suspicious that they want to get to the castle. They find out something that will make you very scared, or you will just cry. Does Naraku have anything to do with Barney? Find out!

Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 07.28.2005 | Updated On: 07.31.2005 | Pages: 4 | Words: 4.1K | Visits: 445 | Status: Completed

I wrote this chapter when it hit me that Barney had a friend.. Well at least I can entertain all of you with another torture scene. I hope you enjoy, and please review. ^-^
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha, Rumiko Takahashi does.I don't own Willie Wonka. And I definitely don't own Barney or any of its characters. Some other guy does.
 
The Truth behind the Demon dinosaur
*Everybody was celebrating after the defeat of barney. They knew, at least for now, that no one was going to be petrified of any singing.*
 
Sango: Let's celebrate with some nice sake.
Moon Rose: What the Hell is sake?
Miroku: it's alcohol
Kagome: I'm just glad that that demon dinosaur is gone
Inuyasha: Wait a minute. I smell something just like that demon.
Shippo: Miroku, you need a bath.
Miroku: Why me??
Shippo: You sucked that demon into your wind tunnel and now you
probably smell just like it
Miroku: I don't think so.
Inuyasha: It's not the lecherous monk. It's something coming this way.
Sesshomaru: He's right. I hear it too.
Moon Rose: Don't tell me there's more of them…
Rin; Oh No!!!! We will be threatened by yet another song of death!!!
Moon Rose: You are so ADORABLE!!!! XD
Koga; Well I'm off. There's nothin' here to do so I'm leavin
Sango: You idiot. Listen to the god damned dogs!!
Inuyasha/ Sesshomaru: What the hell did you just say?!
Moon Rose: *Snicker*
Sesshomaru: What do you find so funny?
Kagome: *changes subject* What happened to Naraku?
Shippo: I could care less.
Miroku: My mother f***ing wind tunnel is still here!! Sometimes I just wish we had let that demon dinosaur get to the castle!
Inuyasha: And what happened to Kagura?
Kagome: It was Kanna, you dumb ass!!
Sango: Didn't she explain that in one of the last chapters?
Inuyasha: Well EXCUSEme for forgetting!!
Moon Rose: This is getting us no where fast..
Rin: I just noticed something.
Sesshomaru: What did you notice?
Rin: The Demon singing dinosaur was coming to the castle. If there's another one coming, don't you think Naraku might have had something to do with it?
Inuyasha: He said that he had nothing to do with it.
Shippo: He's a freakin' demon too! Don't you think that he could have been lying?!?!?!?!
Moon Rose: Inuyasha, you're such a dumb ass.
Inuyasha: You wanna fight, Rock Daisy?!
Kagome: Her name is Moon Rose. She's right. You really are a dumb ass
Moon Rose: Ha! Point Proven.
Inuyasha: SHUT UP!!
Moon Rose: Nuh uh! ^-^
Koga: The juiciest dog bone in town.. 500 yen. A nice squeaky chew toy.. 750 yen. Seeing Inuyasha lose an argument to a couple human chicks.. priceless.
Moon Rose: Who are you calling a chick?!?! I'm a young lady!!
???: Watch it, Koga. Moon Rose will kick your ass.
Sango: What's up, authoress?
Me: Hey, Sango!!
Inuyasha: And who the hell is with you
Me: That's my god damn sister Melody! Respect her, for she has half of the authoress powers!!
Rin: Hi authoress Mei Mei! Hi authoresses sister Mellie!!
Melody: So ADORABLE!!! XD
Shippo: So why have you come here?
Melody: Because we wanted to take part in- *I cover her mouth.*
Me: What she means is.. We know what's going to happen in the next chapters, so it might be fun to hang around until then. Isn't that right, my adorable little sister…? *I give an evil glare*
Koga: So are we gonna go and get Naraku, or not?
Inuyasha: I'll go. You people stay here.
Sango: Don't make us sound so useless!!
Inuyasha; It's not that. Naraku might have something up his sleeve and something might happen.
Me: Inuyasha, you care!! AWWWWWWWW!!!
Inuyasha: Don't go gettinn' the wrong idea!
Melody: We've seen the episodes. You really do care, it's just you're too thick headed to say so!
Shippo: Thickheaded IS the definition of Inuyasha's character.
Inuyasha: Shut up, Shippo!
Shippo: T.T
Melody: *picks up Shippo* Awww. Inuyasha, you made him cry…
Moon Rose: Hello?! Go and get that Bastard Naraku already!!
Miroku: I'll protect the ladies if anything happens here.
Moon Rose: If anything happens and he's protecting us, we're doomed.
Koga: But you ladies are well protected with me on the job.
Me: actually, I nominate Sesshomaru to protect us.
Miroku: Why him?
Kagome: Well I don't blame the woman.
Melody: You have a habit of touching women's butts and Koga has had interest in Kagome for a while.. Sesshomaru is the only one who hasn't shown any signs of lechery!
Sango: I agree.
Inuyasha: I'm out. Later, people. *He walks into Naraku's castle*
Me: *Snicker chuckle*
Miroku: What's so funny?
Me: I know what's gonna happen next.. XD
-Meanwhile, Inuyasha was talking to Naraku.-
Inuyasha: So. Why was that demon dinosaur coming this way anyway?
Naraku: I have no idea *twitch twitch*
Inuyasha: Why are you uncontrollably twitching?
Naraku: *Twitch* No reason. *Twitch twitch*
Inuyasha: Something smell's funny here, and it's not Naraku's stanky breath.
Naraku. T.T
Inuyasha: Anyway, there is another freakin dinosaur coming this way.
Naraku: Oh is there…? *Twitch*
Inuyasha: You ARE lying, aren't you?!
Naraku: No *twitch*
Inuyasha decides to experiment with it a little.
Inuyasha: I think we should talk over tea. Don't you?
Naraku: *Doesn't twitch* Yes, let's
Inuyasha: I knew it!! You twitch when you lie!!
Naraku: ………
Inuyasha: *Pulls out Tetsusaiga* What the hell did you call the demon dinosaurs here for?!
Naraku: ……..
Inuyasha: Tell me, or I'll kill you too! >=D
Naraku: I heard that Barney was a big hit in the present where Kagome lives. So I called Barney here to entertain me.
Inuyasha: O.o That sounded horribly wrong…You DO realize that it's for little kids, DON'T you?!?!
Naraku: Yup. ^-^ How I love to sing and dance along with singing dancing dinosaurs, YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Inuyasha: O.o So you called that thing here to sing and dance with you, and you clearly said that you had nothin' to do with it?!?!
Naraku: Well I didn't want to sound pathetic.
*Kagura and Kanna come into the room.*
Kagura: Too late you sound pathetic as can be.
Naraku: Kagura, one more comment out of you and you will die.
Kagura: from what? You have nothing against me.
Naraku: I have you heart, remember?
Kanna: Nuh uh..
Kagura: The authoress gave it to me before she wrote this chapter. So you couldn't threaten me.
Naraku: Damn authoress.
Inuyasha: I wouldn't say that if I were you. She can do things. and if that isn't enough, she has a lithe sister!!
Kagura: She's my homegirl. We're both the element of wind and she set me free.
Kanna: And her little sister is the one who set me free.
Inuyasha: I'll let you argue. I gotta get back and tell my friends what's been going on.
Naraku: I can't allow you to leave. Not after what you just heard.
*Kagura uses her wind powers to keep Naraku from getting to Inuyasha.*
Kanna: Inuyasha! Run! Run home as fast as you can!!
*Willie Wonka music starts*
*Inuyasha runs back to his friends and explains what happened. Everybody starts laughing.*
Sango: So this is what the authoress was laughing about!
Rin: I don't blame her!
Sesshomaru: …for his entertainment?
Koga: *gasps for air.* I gotta read this story again after the authoress gets done writing it.
Shippo: Well you can read this chapter after she's done writing it, which will be in about a few seconds.
Koga: Why?
Shippo: Because she's about to stop the chapter…. Now.
 
 
Okay, was that funny or what? I mean Naraku, liking Barney? Anyway, Please review. I would love it if you all told me how good or bad I am doing. Thank you! ^-^