InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Whatever Happened to Naraku ❯ Kitchen Catastrophy ( Chapter 3 )
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By: Beautiful-Death 
naraku plus Kitchen = total Anhialation of himself
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 03.30.2005 | Pages: 1 | Words: 365 | Visits: 192 | Status: Work In Progress
naraku plus Kitchen = total Anhialation of himself
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 03.30.2005 | Pages: 1 | Words: 365 | Visits: 192 | Status: Work In Progress
Whatever Happened To Naraku III
Kitchen Catastrophy
Typed by Ayumi Shiroi and original thoughts by... (Mavric)
Naraku regenerates after the last torture session but still very paranoid
Being paranoid makes him hungry.
He enters the kitchen.
Gasoline falls upon him but is disguised as ‘common grease’.
He decides to warm the place up by turning on the stove.
His hair and shoulders catch on fire.
He shoves his head into dirty dishwater.
He sits on the open door of the dishwasher.
The dishwasher automatically turns itself on and shoves him in and closes the door.
With him inside the dishwasher blows up.
Naraku regenerates himself.
He stands beside some drawers and Riggs them with Springing Action.
He sets up the really sharp, pointy knives inside.
An 3.2 Richter Scale size earthquake occurs.
The springs are set off.
The sharp knives fly towards him and stab him in numerous places.
A small mouse finds an iron skillet.
The mouse picks it up and starts mauling naraku in the nuts with it.
His hair is still wet so he rings it out over the sink.
The garbage disposal automatically turns on and grabs his hair.
While trying to untangle his hair from the disposal’s grip he knocks over a popcorn popper (still plugged in) and a box of metal sporks.
The sporks fall into the popper and it starts shooting him.
While getting sporks jabbed everywhere a rabid monkey shoves his face into the dishwater.
Six more mice armed with iron skillets and frying pans came out and start mauling him in the nuts with them along with the first one still attacking.
Naraku faints face-first into the dishwater.
He eventually drowns.
He regenerates for the next chapter.
Not very good but it’s funny!
Disclaimer: not myne, but I’m fighting for Sess-chan!!
Kitchen Catastrophy
Typed by Ayumi Shiroi and original thoughts by... (Mavric)
Naraku regenerates after the last torture session but still very paranoid
Being paranoid makes him hungry.
He enters the kitchen.
Gasoline falls upon him but is disguised as ‘common grease’.
He decides to warm the place up by turning on the stove.
His hair and shoulders catch on fire.
He shoves his head into dirty dishwater.
He sits on the open door of the dishwasher.
The dishwasher automatically turns itself on and shoves him in and closes the door.
With him inside the dishwasher blows up.
Naraku regenerates himself.
He stands beside some drawers and Riggs them with Springing Action.
He sets up the really sharp, pointy knives inside.
An 3.2 Richter Scale size earthquake occurs.
The springs are set off.
The sharp knives fly towards him and stab him in numerous places.
A small mouse finds an iron skillet.
The mouse picks it up and starts mauling naraku in the nuts with it.
His hair is still wet so he rings it out over the sink.
The garbage disposal automatically turns on and grabs his hair.
While trying to untangle his hair from the disposal’s grip he knocks over a popcorn popper (still plugged in) and a box of metal sporks.
The sporks fall into the popper and it starts shooting him.
While getting sporks jabbed everywhere a rabid monkey shoves his face into the dishwater.
Six more mice armed with iron skillets and frying pans came out and start mauling him in the nuts with them along with the first one still attacking.
Naraku faints face-first into the dishwater.
He eventually drowns.
He regenerates for the next chapter.
Not very good but it’s funny!
Disclaimer: not myne, but I’m fighting for Sess-chan!!