InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Where do you go? ❯ Chapter One: A Pillow's Tricks and A Miko's Wrath ( Chapter 1 )

 

Chapter One: A Pillow's Trick's and a Miko's Wrath

 

 

Inuyasha sped through the night. Destination: Bone-Eater's Well. He would bring Kagome back, if he had to drag her kicking and screaming through the well! He also felt the tiniest bit guilty for having her see what Kikyou had decided to do. In truth, he hadn't expected it himself; she had said she just wanted to “talk”. He didn't even like the kiss! When she was alive, oh kami…we won't go into details there, but now…very similar to making out with a frog. He was glad he did NOT speak from experience there!

“I guess I should make it up to her…besides, without Kagome, there's no more Shikon Shards!”

“Give me a BREAK,” said that annoying little voice in his head that decided to make it's entrance at that moment. “You liiiike her!”

“N-n-n-NANI?!!!” he yelled out loud. “Keh! How could I like a woman who's every second word is that damned osuwari!” Blushing as he said it.

“Then why are you blushing?” taunted the little voice. “Methinks a certain inu-hanyou is in Love!! Inuyasha's in love! Inuyasha's in love!”

“SHUT UP! I am NOT in love with Kagome!” he said with his face reaching dangerous temperatures. And with that he mentally flattened the voice in his head with the Tetsusaiga.

 

 

“Man, what is WRONG with him? I can't believe he did that right in front of me!” Exclaimed Kagome to herself, yelling at her poor pillow again. [Little did she know that her pillow was about to go on strike, not offering any comfort until she stopped abusing it so!]

“I'm not coming back until he gets me!” she said with finality! The pillow sighed with relief, for it looked like her ramblings would be short tonight.

“I must be really going senile…it looked like my pillow moved on it's own!” she muttered. Grinning-if-it-had-a-mouth, the pillow decided to mess with her head even more. Seeing as she was just about to collapse on his poor squishy little pillow body, he quickly jumped out of the way, leaving her falling a bit more forward than she thought she would.

“That's odd…I could have sworn there was a pillow there a second ago!” She shrugged, but then decided to just pick the pillow up and squeeze the poor thing to death for some selfish comfort.

Suddenly, a little voice filled her head.

“You're…killing…me! Oh, kami, stop it, stop it!” it exclaimed.

“All this stress must really be going out on me! I mean, what's your mind coming to when you think you heard your PILLOW using telepathy?” She laughed, but a little concerned for her mental well being.

“No you dumbass, it's me! The pillow! Stop freaking squeezing me!” it yelled in her head, making her flinch.

“Ok, ok, I'll stop! But man, when did you learn how to use mind-speaking?” She muttered at it, embarrassed and still worried for her mind.

All of a sudden, another, much more familiar voice came in the direction of her window.

“Who told YOU that you could just walk out of here like that? There's a bad smell, and there could be a Shikon Shard! So you get your ass back in the Sengoku Jidai right now!”

“Inuyasha…” Kagome said, smiling, a little halo popping above her head. Inuyasha sighed with relief, because with that defensive comment he figured he would get a lot of “osuwari”s.

“…how DARE you come storming back here expecting me to go with you at your beck and call? Osuwari!” he splattered to the floor as she continued on. “And especially after what you just did today! Right in front of me! You really have no heart Inuyasha, or at least, if you do, it's only for `Kikyou'! Why do you expect me to do so much for you? I'm not just a shard finder you know! I have a mind of my own, you know! And I especially hope that you know that I AM NOT GOING TO LET YOU GET AWAY WITH THIS! OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI!!!!!” she yelled, finally letting some of her steam and heartache out at the cause of it all.

At his position on the floor, or, the large dent in the floor, Inuyasha at least had the comfort that he had gotten what he deserved this time.

 

 

Fourteen million kilometers away from the Ozone Layer, aboard the Schmiffty Two:

 

“We seem to be making good progress, Ick!” said Jub, smiling away.

“Yes, yes!” said Ick evilly, rubbing his hands together with an insane grin on his face. “Soon we shall change Inuyasha as we know it forever! Bwahahahahahaha!!!” and with that, he set the spaceship to “Turbo Speed” and sent the craft speeding even faster into the space-air-without-any-oxygen.

 

 

Glossary for today!

 

 

 

Miko - Loosely translated as a priestess

 

Kami - The gods from the Shinto religion, if I'm correct

 

Nani - What

 

Inu - Dog

 

Hanyou - Half demon

 

Sengoku Jidai - Feudal Era

 

Osuwari - Sit!

 

Well, hope you enjoyed! Keep reading, keep reviewing! Oh and, for all who care, there might not be any for about a week because my mom changed the password again!!!!! Well, I guess that's it…Sayonara Mina! <(^^)> --Kicnlus