InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Your Kid's A Brat ❯ After Dinner Meeting ( Chapter 2 )

Your Kid's A Brat

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A/N: Woohoo! Oo-rah! And Yippieyaiyokaiyay. You guys really do like this fic. This is my most reviewed fic to date. So I shall continue updating. I'll wait for at least five reviews before I start on next chapter, so you know the drill. No on with chapter 2:

Chapter 2: After Dinner Meeting

After dinner Kagome and Inuyasha took their family to go see Aunt Sango Uncle Miroku, and their children. When they arrived Miroku was chasing his twin daughter and her brother around the hut in a futile attempt to recover his staff.

"Takeda give me that staff, you'll hurt yourself!" he exclaimed as Takeda tossed the staff to his sister.

"Takome, give my staff!" Miroku hollered after the young girl as she ran with it.

"Takome, Takeda, give your father his staff before he trips and falls and hurts himself." Sango said in a very loving voice.

"Ok mom." they said in unison and ran over to Miroku who was resting his hands on his knees and panting heavily.

"Yes, a-hem, well thank you dear." Miroku said and took his staff.

"Anytime my dear monk. Oh! Hi Kagome. Hi Inuyasha!" Sango exclaimed as Inuyasha and family walked up.

"Takeda! Takome! Hi!" said Jr. and Megumi and ran over to their friends to play.

"Hi Inuyasha, hi Megumi. Wanna play tag?" Takeda asked.

"Sure." came the replies. Megumi tapped Jr. on the shoulder and said.

"Guess what?"

"What?"

"You're it!" she said and the group scattered around the house running and laughing. As the kids played amongst themselves the adults went inside for a nice conversation.

"So, how have things been Kagome?" Sango asked and poured some tea.

"Oh, you know same old same old."

"Miroku been behaving?" Inuyasha blatantly asked.

"Of course I have. Inuyasha what would make you think otherwise?" Miroku replied.

"Because I know you, ya lecherous monk." Inuyasha said with a smirk.

"What have you been doing lately Sango? Any demons to exterminate lately?" Kagome asked.

"No not lately, it's gotten real quiet. I like it. It gives me a chance to spend time with Takeda and Takome." Sango replied.

"That's nice how have they been?"

"As noisy and rowdy as ever."

"So what brings you here today Inuyasha?" Miroku asked.

"We got a letter from Kikyo. She says Naraku's gone soft and she wants to have a picnic or something. She said to bring the whole gang." Inuyasha dryly replied.

"Naraku's gone soft?" Sango and Miroku said in unison.

"Yeah, according to Kikyo we might be able to get him to lift the curse on Miroku, Takeda, and Takome. That is if we bug him enough about it. I figure if we don't leave off the subject for too long, and maybe make a couple of threats-"

"Inuyasha!" Kagome squawked

"What?!"

"We're not gong to threaten Naraku to lift the curse."

"It was just a thought." Inuyasha said and mumbled some curse words under his breathe.

"Hey Sango I'm getting tired of SITting. Let's go take a walk." Kagome said as Inuyasha face vaulted into the floor. Just before the pair exited the hut, Kagome turned to Inuyasha. "Oh Inuyasha, I'm sorry. Did I say sit?" she said and Inuyasha once again went into the floor, making an impression.

"You never learn do you?" Miroku asked.

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Meanwhile at Naraku's castle things were shattering, breaking and objects were flying through the air. Little Chiro was causing mischief again. He cut the bow strings on Kikyo's bow and now she was trying to catch him to punish him. Chiro was throwing anything everything in his enraged mother's path to of no avail. Eventually the chase led them into the main living room where Naraku sat watching what was going on in the outside world through Kanna's mirror. It was like a T.V. for him, and like most modern husbands, was just as difficult to get away from. As Chiro and Kikyo continued their rampage through the humongous castle, Naraku dodged around Chiro and Kikyo so he could watch the mirror. He was observing a sporting event in a nearby village. He had picked the team most likely to win.

"Go, go get him, yeah! Nooooooooo!" he yelled. His team lost. Naaku's sudden outburst caused Kikyo and Chiro to stop and look at what was going on.

"Naraku, darling what's the matter?" Kikyo said very lovingly and came over to her husband.

"My team lost again." he said.

"Oh well that's nothing to get mad over." Kikyo replied.

"I had jewel shards on that game! If the stupid line backer had been watching where he was going he wouldn't have run into the QB! No I'm out fifty jewel shards." He said and looked around. "What have you been doing?" he asked.

"Chiro cut my bowstrings. I was trying to catch him." the priestess explained.

"Chiro is this true? Chiro? Chiro?" Naraku looked around. The boy was nowhere to be seen. Naraku looked up at the ceiling and saw Chiro hanging like a monkey from the rafters. "Chiro get down from there!" Naraku said.

"OK" Chiro replied. He let go and dropped down into a chair breaking through it.

"My chair. My favorite chair. You broke my favorite chair." Naraku was somewhat dumbfounded by this. He then snapped back to reality, "Chiro TIME OUT!" Naraku screamed so loud everything within a two mile radius heard.