InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Your Kid's A Brat ❯ The Brat ( Chapter 3 )
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Your Kid's A Brat
A/N: Santini updated? No way, get outta town! That's right I did, amazing. OO-rah! I like that phrase. Anyway looks like you guys really love this story so here's what you've all been waiting for: the third chapter.
Disclaimer: Do you guys really think I'm a good enough artist to come up with a hit like Inuyasha? Yeah right, I'm not that great.
Chapter 3: The Brat
Kikyo was finishing the picnic basket and left to get her new and favorite bow to show to Kagome. Chiro waited until she left and opened the basket. He got the salad his mother made and dropped a couple of dead moths into it. He then got Naraku's sandwiches and put some dead cockroaches onto them, for flavor you know? He dropped worms into the pudding and desserts and closed the basket. He scurried off to make it look like he was playing the whole time. Kikyo set her bow down beside the basket and called to her husband and son.
“Naraku, Chiro it's time to go.”
“Coming mother dearest.” Chiro called in an ever so sweet and innocent voice.
“Hey Kikyo, do you think we can bring Kanna and her mirror with us?”
“No! We're not taking Kanna with us to a picnic so you can just sit around and watch that mirror. You're going to have a good time and be nice to Inuyasha and his wife and their friends.” Kikyo responded.
“You should be the one who's nice to Inuyasha's wife, Kikyo.” Naraku retorted.
“Hmph, just because she stole Inuyasha from me and is my reincarnation doesn't mean I can't be nice to her.” she replied.
“I should hope so, now let's get going.” Naraku said.
“Chiro, promise me you'll be a good boy and behave. If we hear you did anything mean to one of the other children, your father and I will not let you watch Kanna's mirror. Do you understand?” Kikyo looked at her son.
“Oh yes mother, I promise.” he replied ever so sweetly, with his fingers crossed behind his back.
“Inuyasha! Jr.! Megumi! Are you guys ready yet?” Kagome called to her family “We're going to be late, let's go!” she yelled from the door.
“Yeah, yeah, we're coming.” Inuyasha replied, with his two kids hanging off his back. The family walked out the door and began to make their way towards the clearing near the Bone Eaters well where the picnic was to be held. On the way, Miroku and his family caught up with Inuyasha and Kagome.
“Hey guys, I see you're all ready for the big picnic!” Sango said cheerily. She has her boomerang with her as usual and Miroku was weighed down with a large blanket, and several picnic baskets on his back.
“What's all that for?” Kagome asked pointing to the large apparatus Miroku was carrying.
“Oh just some extra picnic baskets, I know how much Inuyasha can eat so I thought we'd bring some extra.” Sango replied.
“Oh you didn't need to do that Sango, we've got plenty.” Kagome said.
“Oh it's no big deal, it's not like we can't spare it. We've had a large surplus of food for sometime, and I figured this would be the best opportunity to get rid of it all. Besides, we're feeding two half demons, and four quarter demons. We had best be prepared.” Sango said happily. Soon the group had arrived at the clearing and was setting up the large blanket. Inuyasha and Miroku had become lost in the large cloth and were scrambling get out.
“There, got it.” Miroku said triumphantly as the blanket was neatly spread on the ground.
“Wow took you long enough.” Kagome said.
“Feh.” was Inuyasha's reply. Kagome and Sango began to set out the food when Naraku finally arrived. Kikyo was laying on his back facing the direction they came from and Chiro was on her lap. Naraku's arms were full because of the heavy picnic basket. He dropped that fist then collapsed under Kikyo and Chiro's combined weight. Kikyo got up of her husband and leaned over him.
“Thank you for carrying us dear, you're such a gentlemen.” She said and kissed Naraku on the cheek.
“Feh, gentlemen.” Inuyasha mutter under his breath.
“Did you ay something Inuyasha?” Kikyo asked, rather menacingly.
“Nope.” He replied. The children were introduced to each other and went off to play. Th4e group reminisced about the old days. The kids were over in a group and were getting ready to play a game.
“Hey, Chiro you wanna play tag?” Jr. asked him.
“Sure, you're it!” he said and hit Jr. hard on the head. Jr. fell over unconscious and swirly eyed. Chiro ran off and the rest of the group followed him. Since Jr. did not follow Takeda agreed to be `it'. He was not as fast as the others and remained `it' for the duration of the game. Chiro would often come up behind one of the others and push him or her into a mud puddle or force them into Takeda's path, thus making them `it'. When Jr. finally awoke he purposely let Takeda catch him so he could get back at Chiro. Jr. came up behind Chiro and was ready to push him into a giant puddle of mud (it had rained the night before) when his mother called to the kids.
“Kids come and sit down we're ready to eat!” instantly Inuyasha face planted to the ground.
“What'd'ya do that for?” he hollered.
“Oh, I'm so sorry Inuyasha! I totally forgot!” Kagome said apologetically. The kids ran over and sat down. “You know, I really like your new bow Kikyo, it looks fantastic.” Kagome said between mouthfuls.
“Thank you, Kagome. I had it hand made by a famous craftsmen.” Kikyo replied.
“Wow, I'll have to get one yours is so neat!”
“So have you begun to teach your daughter archery?” Naraku asked.
“Not yet, I want to wait until she's a little older.” Kagome replied. The day went by peacefully as the group reminisced about old times and how things were so much different and better things were now than before.
“Hey Naraku, how `bout lifting the curse on Miroku and his kids?” Inuyasha asked.
“Yes dear, please, you said you would consider it.” Kikyo added.
“Yes, Naraku, please, I have no use for the wind tunnel anymore, and I would rather my children not have to witness what I had to concerning my father.” Miroku said.
“Please uncle Naraku.” Takeda and Takome said in unison. Sango looked at him with pleading eyes.
“Oh alright.” Naraku caved in. He closed his eyes and chanted something. “There you may remove the prayer beads from your hands, the spell is lifted. Miroku, Takeda, and Takome did so. Miroku stared into is open and completed palm, no wind tunnel, forever. As the day grew on and got later the Naraku, Kikyo and Chiro left. Naraku was in a hurry to see a sporting event that was supposed to take place through Kanna's mirror. When Inuyasha got home Megumi and Jr. were put to bed. When Kagome leaned over to kiss Jr. good night she saw a bump on his head.
“Jr., where did you get that bump?” she asked.
“Chiro hit me on the head and knocked me out mommy.” The young demon replied. Kagome gasped at this.
“Why didn't you tell your father and me?” she asked.
“I tired, but you wee too busy talking to uncle Naraku and Aunt Kikyo.” He meekly replied.
“I see well, your father will take care of it tomorrow.” Kagome said as she left the room. When she crawled into bed next to Inuyasha she looked worried.
“What's the matter Kagome?” Inuyasha sleepily asked.
“Chiro hit Jr. and knocked him out today.”
“Oh well I'll go see that Naraku tomorrow…” Inuyasha trailed off and began to snore very loudly.
“Good night Inuyasha.” Kagome said and fell asleep.