Invader Zim Fan Fiction ❯ Invader to Queen ❯ Bed Pancakes and GIR! ( Chapter 9 )

Disclaimer: I do not own Invader Zim or GIR or Dib. I do not Mockingbird by Eminem either or the lullaby it’s sorta based off of. Nor do I make any money off this.. I just write for fun!

Beta’d by: No one yet…

Me: Shock and awe! Will we find out what’s in the small box with rounded corners this chappie? Or will it remain a Mystery!? Maybe we will get a hint this chappie wouldn’t that be delicious?

Illidan: Who are you talking to?

Me: EEEP! How’d you get in here this isn’t your story!!

Illidan: Please it wasn’t that hard, *points to the portal behind him*

Me: *gapes in awe and comes back to her senses* No, no, go back to your story no crossover for you!

Illidan: Answer my question and I will leave…

Me: Oh….’kay…. I’m talking to the fans.. *looks out to the audience* Over dere!

Illidan: I see.. *Leaves*

Me: Okay back to the story… *whispers* That was weird… How does he do that even? Seriously?

A/N: It’s my Birthday I’m gunna try and get two or three chapters up not for just this one! But please enjoy this anyway! Btw sorry I misspelled labour day but I figure it would be spelled different in the Zim universe.

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Invader Zim

Bed Pancakes and GIR!

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Dib rubs his eyes a bit before petting the back of Zimsera’s head just below her antennae. He felt her relax into his embrace, and it made him feel fiercely protective of her. He felt powerful and strong in that moment like he could take on the entire Irken Armada, and he would if he had to. He could feel the baby bumb against his side, it seemed to as though it were growing at an accelerated rate which worried him. He would have a lot of explaining to do if he father ever came over. He fretted the baby would look like some kind of worm human hybrid. He tried not to shudder at the thought, he didn’t want to upset Zimsera after all. It was a warm moment for the both of them, he thought he felt movement from Zimsera’s tummy but it was so slight. Zimsera began to sing something in her language, it had a soothing rhythm to it that almost put him to sleep.

“What is that song?” Dib asked.

“I don’t really know, it’s like a lullaby but I’ve never heard it before, or at lets I don’t think I have,” Zimsera replied.

“Can you translate it to English?” Dib asked.

“Of course I can,” she replied haughtily as she pushed herself up right to look down on him, her cheeks turned a lighter color before she realized what he was really asking. She began to hum and paused then hummed again a little nervously before she finally sang. “Hush little smeetling don’t say a word...” Another pause this one a little longer as if she were looking for the words to properly translate it. “Mother’s going to buy you a...” She muttered under her breath a bit. “A Sveatlebird, I’ll give you the world, I’ll buy a Hesperite Ring for you, I will sing for you, I never want to see you cry...” She paused and hummed a bit and stopped all together. “That’s all I remember.” Dib laid there grinning, it was a small victory to hear her or even having her do one thing he asked, maybe he was making progress with Zimsera. He wondered briefly if their time together was changing her, maybe it was changing him too. Little by little they were clearly getting closer, baby steps. He placed a hand to her abdomen feeling the cute little bump there, he was happy but also terrified.

“What’s a Sveatlebird?” Dib asked.

“It’s a mimicking bird, it’s makes the sounds of other creatures around it,” Zimsera replied.

“So it’s like the mocking bird?” Dib said, smiling at Zimsera’s confused look. “It makes the same sounds of birds insects and amphibians around it.” She frowned, he guessed she didn’t know earth had such a bird. He kissed her on impulse and watched as her cheeks changed in hue, it was terribly cute and made him smile in amusement. Suddenly the door to the bedroom burst open and GIR rushed over his eyes red and he salute before yelling.

“Master Big-Head Boy!” GIR seemed to be very serious at that point as though he were in destruction or alert mode. Dib was so taken aback by the sudden intrusion as well as being called master by the tiny robot, he chanced a look at Zimsera to see her glaring in annoyance.

“What is it GIR?” Dib asked, confused. GIR went back to being cheerful.

“Master Gaz calls for yoooo!” GIR replied before laughing hysterically and banging his metal fists into his head. Dib looked at Zimsera who was now looking away from him, was she embarrassed? He shook his head and carefully extracted himself so he could go answer the phone, he took another look at Zimsera, her cheeks were clearly a lighter color.

“Alright GIR, where’s the phone?” Dib asked, the Robot suddenly got excited and ran out causing Dib to chase after the crazy thing. He sighed as he lost sight of the Robot but at least he found the phone. He picked it and tentatively answered.

“Hey idiot, I figured I would give you the full price of that ‘gift’,” She said as though hinting at her point. Dib gulped he had seen the rare tanzanite tear shaped gem surrounded by tiny diamonds it was one the rarest gems on the planet, so rare it could only be found in one place. He couldn’t believe that Gaz had bought it what was she thinking? “It’s eight-thousand dollars, I expect to get that money back Dib but don’t worry I won’t make you pay me back now. After all baby on the way, I don’t want to stress you out.”

“I should make you take it back,” Dib replied.

“And then what Dib you gunna be a dead beat father?” Gaz asked hitting him where it hurt. She really could be cold-hearted. “Take a hint Idiot and put a ring on it before I beat you to death! Anyway I’ll be joining you and Zimsera when the Massive gets here, I figure you’ll need back-up for that fight.”

“Thanks?” Dib replied, he still wasn’t sure he wanted to get on the Massive with Zim let alone let his sister join.

“Let me be perfectly clear I’m not going for you, I’ll be going for Zim,” Gaz said. “You just happen to be collateral, idiot.” He felt the sting of her words but he knew she meant it in very caring sisterly fashion. Honestly he would feel better with her there considering most people avoided bullying him because she would more often then not beat the living daylights out of them. “You better take her out to a nice dinner and a movie, got it?”

“Ok, um… Have any suggestions?” Dib asked, he had no idea where to take a female out to eat at, let alone what kind of movie to watch. There was silence on the other end, which worried him, had he made her mad again? He hoped not, he really didn’t want to get chewed out even more.

“Huh, maybe you are smarter than you look, take her out to Chesto’s Fine Dining, it’s pricey but worth it and make sure you order a nice wine for Zimsera, something sweet obviously and for a movie,” she paused for a while. “How about that new movie called Galactic Lover, it’s about an alien who invades earth and falls for some chic, he fights off his own people to protect her, it’s sappy but I know Zimsera will absolutely love it. Oh and don’t forget the gift at the dinner, idiot and...”

“Okay, okay, I get it, I just wish it could wait,” Dib replied. “What if she’s not ready?”

“Well, I’m pretty sure she is Dib, Are you?” Gaz asked before hanging up. Dib sighed he had no idea if he was ready, he heard Zimsera clearing her throat behind him.

“What were talking about?” Zimsera asked. He turned around in surprise, he hadn’t heard the door open, and he was certain he closed it.. Didn’t he? He wasn’t sure.

“How much did you hear?” he asked.

“Just you saying ‘What if she’s not ready?’, who is this she?” Zimsera asked glaring at him.

“You,” he answered simply. “I was worried you won’t be ready for our amazing surprise tomorrow.” He remained cryptic on that last part he couldn’t just come out and say what Gaz had practically pushed into his lap at last minute. Seriously, they had been enemies all their lives it wasn’t until recent that they became close and he didn’t want to rush.

“And what are we doing tomorrow?” Zimsera asked, one side of her mouth turning up into a smile. He chuckled looking at the time it was already eleven pm and he should be sleeping but he wanted to cuddle Zimsera at that moment with that cute little smile even it was a bit mischievous.

“It’s a surprise,” he replied evasively. “Let’s get some sleep, I’ll take you out to dinner tomorrow.” he decided to give her a hint just so she would let him off easy, she seemed a little upset but smiled as he took her hand and lead her back into the bedroom. “Maybe I will even make you breakfast.”

“It better not have soap,” Zimsera joked, with a little grin on her face. Dib chuckled at that and dragged her back into the bedroom.

“I promise there will be no soap,” he said.

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The next day as promised he got up before Zimsera and began cooking, he was surprised when the alien had decided to sleep, he knew at least a little about their ability to stay up at all hours without needing sleep at all. But he had no idea if queens were different, after all they were taller in stature, he wondered why the Tallest were in command though. What were they planning? Did they want to hide the queen away? Keep the mass of Irkens from questioning their authority? And when did it start? He also wondered now more than ever how old Zim actually was. He flipped the pancake it was a nice golden brown on that side now. He hoped Zim like these he had tried something a little different making it slightly sweeter than the previous pancakes he had made for her, he planned on making a couple of dozen, just in case she had an appetite this morning. He thought back to when he had awoke and seen her, the baby bump was now bigger and much more obvious than before, he was certain they would be kicking soon enough, but his or her development seemed so fast to him, unnatural even and it worried him that maybe Zimsera would pop she was thin after all, even if the squeedly-spooch or whatever that super organ was called could form anyway necessary it still would get squished if she continues to grow at the rate she is growing at.

He continued to think as he cooked and once finished he turned off the stove and set up the tray with small vase and a single flower, some juice and of course a stack of seven pancakes to start off with. He hoped she wouldn’t decide to eat at the table or bne up and moving about already it would ruin the breakfast in bed idea of his. He peered into the bedroom and sure enough she was still laying there. He grinned and set the tray on the stand beside her so he could rouse her gently. He touched her lightly and called her name, she grinned and opened her eyes before moving to sit up a bit as he set the tray in front of her. She breathe din the scent before digging in almost as if she were delighted in the sugary goodness, she did however put more syrup on them which made him chuckle a bit. She blushed at him before deciding to speak.

“It is… better,” she said looking away. Smiling happily, Dib lightly touched her cheek, he knew in that moment what he wanted and she was right in front of him. No matter how scary he would face it together with her, his lover, his queen. He gulped at the strange turn of his thoughts but it wasn’t entirely unwanted turn. With the threat of the Massive looming over them or soon to be looming over them and their new family that was soon to be he wanted it all. Even if he had to invent some sort of super pancake just to keep Zimsera happy and safe was enough.

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*intercept’s* Hope this was a good chappie for you it Is officially my B-day and I will type until my fingers bleed tonight!!!!!! wooooo I am soooo full of energy!! Stay tuned for the next chappie cause in comes “The DATE!!” woohoo! I am excited. Still what was in that box… it was so expensive holy cow! And shaped like a tear drop hmmm. Find out next chappie guys!! Also feel free to let me know what you think it is! Now to write for my latest stories so I can update those too!!