Johnny The Homicidal Maniac Fan Fiction / Invader Zim Fan Fiction ❯ The Nightmare Finally Ends ❯ Zim and a MOOSE ( Chapter 2 )

Disclaimer: I do not own Invader Zim, Jhonen Vasquez does not me I'm just borrowing it for a little while

Chapter 2

 

A few blocks away in the center of a large cul-de-sac resided the base of the Irkin invader Zim. The house itself was very bizarre to look at first of all it was small horizontally and vertically it was lime green (like Zim's skin) and had a purple roof. In the front yard was 4 garden gnomes about 5 feet tall a flag that said “I heart Earth” and what seems to be a plastic flamingo. The front door was a men's room door for a bathroom. Amazing that no one seems to notice the strange bright green glow from the house that occurs when the sun goes down. Also there are four large tube like things protruding from the house into neighboring houses. No one notices them either; this drives Dib crazy how the evidence is right in front of them and no one seems to care. The only thing the neighbors notice is the yelling “I AM ZIM” coming from the house on a regular basis. The innards of the house were only seen by Dib and Gaz. As soon as you walk in there is a living room which holds a TV a sofa a bookcase filled with books found around the universe. The only other room is the kitchen which is pretty normal except for the toilet in the center of the room. This toilet is one of many entrances to his actual base far beneath the surface the house is a diversionary tactic to lower suspicions. Zim at the moment is in his lab beneath the surface and ironically instead of thinking of how to save the planet like Dib was Zim is trying to destroy it.

 

Zim was now nineteen years old (by earth years) and was as tall as his nemesis Dib 5'11”. But still after seven years hasn't come any closer to destroying this horrible mud-rock of filth and stink. Yet the only thing that has come out of this that was in Zim's favor was the incredible shape he kept his body in. Zim was wearing his red and black stripped sleeved shirt (red and black are the colors of the flag of planet Irk) with black 3 fingered leather gloves. His pants were not really pants they were a durable black material with dark boots connected to them. On his back was his P.A.K (personnel alive keeper) it was his life support system. If he removed it and did not put it back on after 10 minutes he would die.

 

Zim was pacing back and forth with his hands behind his back trying to think of his new plan. “By the multiple backsides of the gupa beast I need a plan!” Zim screamed with his arms stretched out upwards. “That horrible Dib human stops me at every turn but there must be something he is vulnerable to as well as the rest of these pathetic little dirt monkeys, think Zim think…” He started to punch at his head and slap his face.

 

Just then Zim's little robot henchman Gir came into the room. Gir had a silver body with a big head with an antenna and arms and legs. He came into the room to get his little squeaky toy of a pig when he noticed his master inflicting pain on himself. “My master is hurting himself; I must act to prevent any long-term damage.” Instead of helping Zim Gir sat on the floor and mimicked everything his master was doing while letting out a squeal of laughter.

 

Gir was never really a bright little robot there in fact on a few occasions Gir's stupidity has ruined Zim's plans for world domination or destruction which ever came first. When Zim's leaders “The Almighty Tallest” gave him that S.I.R (standard information retrieval) unit they said it was advanced Zim believed them. Zim would never question the logic of his tallest but still all Gir ever did was sit in front of the TV and eat tacos and waffles until he threw up. There were sometimes when Gir obeyed Zim but the times he ruined everything is too great to forgive.

 

Zim now just realizing that Gir was in his lab with him immediately stopped abusing himself and turned to face Gir. “Gir what are you doing I thought I told you to dress in your dog outfit and go about town and study what these earth monsters do called humping do it now.” There was a long silence then Gir walked over to his master and looked up at him. Then his eyes glowed from a baby blue to crimson and said “yes doggie lord but first” his eyes changed back to baby blue “I'm gona watch the angry monkey show”. Gir giggled skipped out of the room and road the elevator that leaded to the living room. Zim was beside himself with anger. “That horrible monkey why does he watch that filth all it is is a monkey staring at you for fifteen minutes.” Zim said and turned around to be face to moose face of his other companion MINI MOOSE. Mini moose is Zim's second robotic companion he created to stimulate Gir to stop pestering him but it never seems to work. Mini is just a little tiny floating moose that's only words are squeaks.

 

“Arugh… Mini Moose get out of my way can't you see I'm trying to figure out a way to destroy these humans, and I can't have your moosey self moosing up my moose free mind with your moose ways… OF MOOSE.” Then it hit Zim like a kick in… well where his nuts should be. A few years ago Zim trapped Dib and a bunch of his fellow class mates in a flying school bus. Then the bus when into a wormhole that ended at “A ROOM WITH A MOOSE”. Dib however was not afraid until the moose began eating walnuts this made Dib afraid maybe it has to do with his human reproductive organs Zim thought. He was right, human males fear anything that can chew anything representing their reproductive organs… except human females that makes them very happy.

 

“I got it I'll use Mini Moose's moose technology to brainwash all of the moose around the area, then invade the city and have them chew walnuts, then when the hole city is deserted I'll move on to the next city. Zim grabbed Mini Moose under his arm and threw his other arm in the air. “This planet will tremble under my moosey fist, HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.” After his rant Zim went right to work preparing his plan while Gir completely forgot what Zim asked him to do all he could think about was delicious weenies.