Johnny The Homicidal Maniac Fan Fiction / Invader Zim Fan Fiction ❯ The Nightmare Finally Ends ❯ Smoke Em If Ya Got Em ( Chapter 6 )

Disclaimer: I do not own Invader Zim or Jthm, Jhonen Vasquez does not me I'm just borrowing it for a little while.

Chapter 6

 

Inside the mall unaware of the coming doom Zita and Devi are looking around Spencer's for something “FUN” to do later with their men. “Hey Zita does Dib like handcuffs or silk straps?” Zita had no idea how to answer this question they never used handcuffs or anything like that. “Well I don't know we never done that before Dib is on top or I'm on top we never really restrain each other.” Devi looked at her like she was crazy or on crack one of the two. “My god, are you guys missing some fun ass shit Nny always does that as foreplay before we really get crazy.” Devi handed Zita a pair of handcuffs and the silk straps. “Here try these out guaranteed to make you smile.” Zita took the handcuffs and the silk straps and thanked Devi for the advice. They walked over to the counter and Zita put down her 2 items while Devi put down like twenty something objects most of them sex things. The guy at the counter looked at the display of items and looked back at the two of them and simply raised an eyebrow and rang up there things. “It comes to $50.95 ladies will that be check, cash or card?” Zita when into her purse and started to fumble around for her credit card when she heard the cashier open up his register. Devi was paying for the entire thing with a credit card. Zita moved over to Devi to protest at what she was doing, she didn't need to pay for everything.

 

“Hey, Devi you didn't have to do that.” Said Zita with her hands on her hips and looking at Devi with a puzzled look on her face. Devi grabbed the bag and walked out of the store with Zita in tow. She then turned back to Zita put her hand on her shoulder. “I didn't do this out of kindness I did it because it's your and Dib's anniversary so HAPPY ANNIVERARY.” The look on Zita's face changed from puzzled to happy. As for saying “thank you” Zita bowed to Devi and said “thank you so much”.

 

The two of them went walking on there way down the mall strip. When it suddenly hit Zita, after all these years she never quite knew how Devi and Nny first meet. “Listen Devi, could I ask you a question?” Zita stopped in her tracks to await Devi's response. “Sure what is it Z?” Devi said with her hand on her hip. “How did you and Nny meet anyway I've always wanted to know that.” A simple question but it brings back too many painful memories of the past. Devi thought talking about it over time would get easier but who would believe such crazy stories. The choice of the matter presently at hand was to make up a bullshit story or tell the true story and accept the repercussions. But Zita was her best friend she didn't want to lie to her or worse freak her out. Simply the only logical way was to tell the truth without fully explaining everything.

 

“Well Zita lets see, its was about 4 years ago when I was still working at Walden Books, Johnny used to come by and check out some of the books from time to time. But he never really bought anything; I was always watching him because the second he walked in the first time I had a little crush in him. So one day as Johnny was looking at some books like he always did, I walked up to him to say hello.” Devi motioned to a bench that was close to them on the strip and they sat down. “So what did he say?” With all of the integument Zita could possibly have in her face. “He said hi how are you today my name is Johnny.C but you can call me Nny. So I told him my name and we started talking about movies, books, and the world for about like 5 hours. Everyday since then he came in and went right to me and we started talking again. It was wonderful but one thing bothered me though, why didn't he ever ask me out on a date we had so much in common. The next day I asked him if he would like to see a movie and he said sure I would love to.” Devi stopped talking for a few moments to gather her thoughts together and prepare to tell the worst part of the story. “Come on Devi, what happened on the date I want to know!” Zita was bouncing up and down on the bench. This was annoying Devi but she knew that if she would only stop if she told her the rest of the story. “All right all right, okay so he picked me up at my house at 6:00 just like he said and drove us down to see a movie but I forget what it was. After the movie I told him I wanted to go someplace cool and he told me of a place where he goes to clear his head. It was a cliff with an incredible view of the city. So we start talking and I say “Do ya want to go back to your house?” so we did.” Anxious to hear what happens next so Zita leans in even closer than before.

 

Devi got up from her seat and motioned for the back exit of the mall. “Come on Zita I want to go for a cig I'll tell you the rest on the way.” Zita got up as well and followed Devi to the rear exit. “Okay so we are back at his house and….well lets just say I did something stupid first then he did something stupider. Then after that we were on a no speaking term for a while. Finally after a few months we made up and he asked me to marry him and the rest is history.” The door the rear exit was a sliding automatic door so they both stepped in and waited for it to turn to the exit. “So that's it huh, that's a pretty cute story full of love and romance.” Obviously if Zita knew the true story it might scar to life so a lie with some truth is much better. Rear parking lots were always the most interesting thing to watch. In these types of parking lots there are a lot more accidents because people are mad that they didn't get a spot in the front one.

 

A single cigarette made its way to Devi's lips as she lit it up. They walked out to the curb of the sidewalk and sat there and began to watch the pure stupidity of people. “Does Johnny know where we are should we go back inside?” Zita said with her hands clasped together on her lap. “Nah Nny always knows where to look besides a walk is good for them.” Both Devi and Zita started to laugh.