Johnny The Homicidal Maniac Fan Fiction / Invader Zim Fan Fiction ❯ The Nightmare Finally Ends ❯ The Street Brawl ( Chapter 7 )

Disclaimer: I do not own Invader Zim or Jthm, Jhonen Vasquez does not me I'm just borrowing it for a little while.

Chapter 7

 

Out of the corner of Dib's eye was the army of the moose passing him by as they march in the city. Dib found a hiding place behind a car just in time before Zim saw him, now the only thing to do is find a way to stop the moose army. He knelt down and began to brainstorm, to his left was the car he has hiding behind to his right was the mall. His eyes scanned all around until he saw his vantage point. There was an abandoned garbage truck parked at the edge of the street that had a garbage can on the side of it. Now he was going to wait until Zim's cruiser is turned around so he can make a break for the garbage can. From there he would jump on top of the can then onto the truck. Finally he would jump onto the cruiser hopefully it won't be too far away.

 

Zim was hovering a few moose back from the leader so he can analyze the situation. Conveniently within jumping distance of the truck so Dib waited and waited. Zim still hadn't turned to the rear, then out of pure luck a car about a few hundred feet back came careening into the intersection and crashed into a traffic light. The cruiser turned around to assess the situation. “Foolish human drivers, look how they react at the site of ZIM!!!” the cruiser said with Zim's voice as a loud speaker. This was Dib's chance he ran as fast as he could over to the can placed one foot on it as he jumped to reach the top of the truck. He was now facing the side of the cruiser which was still camouflaged as a giant moose head. It was not seven feet from him a perfect striking range. Laughter still emanated from the hologram Dib prepared himself to jump to the cruiser. “Hey Zim, over here you alien piece of shit!!!!!” Dib said as he ran to the edge of the truck. The cruiser turned to face him but Dib was already in the air with his foot aiming for the center if the hologram. CRASH Dib broke through the hologram and through the glass of the cruiser with a flying kick he is now face to face with his nemesis ZIM. Zim started to brush a way the glass from himself when he caught a hard punch in the face from Dib. Dib climbed further in the cruiser so that he can get a Zim. “You stinking human do not evoke the wrath of the Irkin Elite!” Zim said as he grabbed Dib by the shoulder and threw him into the back of the cockpit. A trickle of blood rolled down Dib's head as he turned to face Zim. “This ends today Zim!” Dib said as he regained his footing. “I think not Earth-Stink, Gir destroy the Dib!” Gir got out of his seat and moved to the back of the cruiser. The V.O.O.T cruiser it self is a small military transport with a cockpit for 2 and a door leading back to the supply area. It has one large thruster port in the back and two on either side for steering and two proton cannons in the front. Dib readied himself for a battle by tensing his muscles and standing in a Ti-jit-zu stance. The little robot's eyes turned crimson and also stood at an irkin martial arts stance. Suddenly Gir backed away and looked at his wrist. “Oh no, I'm late for the crazy monkey show marathon!” with these words Gir jumped into the air and flew out of the V.O.O.T cruiser screaming “I WILL BE WITH YOU SHORTLY MISTER MONKEY!!!” Zim just stared in disbelief but he was not totally angry this stuff happens all of the time. By the time Zim turned back to face Dib all he saw was the bottom of Dib's boot then a split second later he has in immense pain and headed toward the ground. Four robotic legs sprouted out of Zim's P.A.K and prevented him from hitting the ground. Dib stood at the base of the broken windshield and looked down at Zim who had a large bruise on his face where he kicked him. Out of the corner of his eye he saw Mini Moose who had a bunch of little radar dishes coming out of the top of his head. “This must be how he is controlling all these moose” Dib thought and now he knew what to do. As he went to go reach for Mini Moose to destroy him there was a humming noise. The humming was coming from one of Zim's robotic legs that were pointed right at Dib ready to shoot him. “Stay away from that you stinking human!” Dib had a second to react when Zim fired a blast at him. Missing Dib my mere inches a blast of super charged plasma flew past him.

 

Dib did a flip and hit the ground in front of Zim, while the blast hit mini moose and destroying him utterly.

 

“Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeakkkk” were the final sounds mini moose made as he exploded. With mini moose destroyed the zombie moose army regained there composure spit out there walnuts and marched on back to Canada. (Lol Canada eehhh.). This filled Zim with rage equal to that of a burning sun. He fell to his knees and threw his arms into the sky above. “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! My beautiful plan ruined come back my moose minions come back!” but to no avail they simply ignored him.

 

He turned to face Dib who was laughing at him. “Oh Zim, if you only can see how stupid you look right now.” He continued to laugh until a hard metallic object hit him right square in the face sending him 10 feet in the air. Dib fell and got to one knee, felling his face of where the tentacle hit him to realize that his glasses where gone. Not to worry Dib only uses them to look smart that's all. His whole face was throbbing but he can't let it consume him he has a job to do.

 

Dib got back to his feet when into a fighting stance a prepared to fight. Another tentacle when whizzing through the air but this time Dib was ready for it. He leaped forward dodging it in mid-air and tumbling on the ground rolling at Zim and came shooting up with an uppercut to Zim's jaw. Zim fell backwards purple blood trickled down his lips. The tentacles helped him up and also got into a fighting stance with the tentacles behind him like a scorpion tail ready to strike.

 

Some time passed, both of them starring each other down ready to make the first move, both of them ready to kill. With a lunge and a scream they both charged at each other meeting in the center of the street. They each exchanging blows left and right, Zim mastered all of Dib's fighting techniques from previous skiffs so he is more then a match for Dib. Kicks, punches, grapples and tentacle strikes where flying threw the air which seemed like hours. Dib was getting a few more hits in than Zim so in order to finish him Zim had to cheat.

 

Looking at the bottom left tentacle he knew what to do. He scraped it on the ground sending sparks at Dib's face blinding him for a second. All the time Zim needed using the bottom fight tentacle he swung it at Dib hitting him right in the stomach sending him 20 feet back knocking over a street sign pole.

 

Dib got into a fetal position his whole body was on fire he opened his mouth to cough bout only blood came out. Zim came over to him also as in as bad of shape as Dib is. He kneeled down to face Dib smiling with his blood coated teeth and whispered in his ear. “Now human you're pathetic life ends now, never again will you stop me I will destroy this earth. Oh and by the way your woman friend Zita I will use her for experiments for the shear fun of it.” Dib's eyes opened up all of a sudden all of his pain left him all that was in his mind was to kill Zim once and for all. He reached in his pocket pulled out the Goo Gone bottle and with all of his strength punched Zim in the face with it. The bottle smashed in to a million pieces covering Zim's face with the stuff. “AHHHHHHH my eyes my magnificent eyes.” Zim whirled around for a bit giving dib the chance to get up and pick up the pole that he knocked down and limping over to a fire hydrant. Positioning the pole between the cap and the street so all he had to do was pull the pole backwards to open the cap releasing all of the water. Zim finished rubbing his eyes and turned to face Dib who was at a fire hydrant ready to release the water. “Didn't you learn from last time I'm immune to water now I'm covered with a shield of paste” Dib smiled weakly his legs were about to give out on him. “You know that stuff I hit you with ITS PASTE REMOVER FUCK HEAD!!!!!” these words reined terror in Zim's mind. Dib pulled back on the pipe as hard as he could as water came rushing out covering Zim in it knocking him to the floor. Pain of indescribable amounts went coursing there ways though Zim's body. He pulled him self away from the water as his tentacles lifted him up.

 

Dibs legs finally gave out on him as he fell to the floor at Zim's feet. Zim bleeding, bruised, and burned looked down at his adversary lifted one of his tentacles to blast him and end his life. But just as he was getting ready to fire Dib splashed water in Zim's face Zim screamed at the pain reared back sending the shot to the mall.

 

KABOOM a large hole appeared in the mall and fire and smoke came billowing out of it.

 

It was then the Dib remembered who was inside the mall. “Oh my god no, ZITA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” all of Dib's worst fears are now realized. Zim just began laughing evilly. “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!” Dib shouted as he hit Zim's robot tentacle legs with the pipe sending him to the ground in the water. Dib climbed on top of him and started whaling at his face with punches. “I LOVED HER….I LOVED HER…..I LOVED HER !!!!!!!” were the words he said as each punch hit Zim face.

 

Zim smacked Dib in the face knocking him to the side long enough for Zim to call his V.O.O.T cruiser to him. He climbed slowly inside so weak from the battle he sat back in his chair and look out at Dib who was crying. “Victory for Zim.” Were the last words he spoke as the cruiser sped away.

 

As Dib was falling unconscious he could swear he saw Zita, Johnny, and Devi's face as it fell black.