Kingdom Hearts Fan Fiction ❯ Kingdom Hearts:Behind the Scenes ❯ And the Randomness begins X-X ( Chapter 1 )
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By: RanmaChan93 
This is where the randomness begins XD.
Non Anime: Kingdom Hearts Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 02.05.2007 | Pages: 3 | Words: 954 | Visits: 249 | Status: Work In Progress
This is where the randomness begins XD.
Non Anime: Kingdom Hearts Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 02.05.2007 | Pages: 3 | Words: 954 | Visits: 249 | Status: Work In Progress
Ranma:Ummmmmmm I don't own Kingdom Hearts..It's a sad story,-sniff- I know.
Director:Ok Sora,Kairi,Riku in this scene your talking just standing around talking about the future and stuff."
Riku:Umm Sora and Kiari arn't here....
Director:Well were the HECK are they!?!?!?"
Riku:-sweat drop-I don't know....
Director:Would these be lie's your telling me?Cause if they are your getting the EVIL dum dum dum EYE!!!!
Riku:NOoooooo not the EVIL dum dum dum EYE!!!Ok,ok there in Sora's dressing room making out!!!!
Director:Your service will be rewarded...Now to kill Sora,and do nothing to Kiari cause she's a girl and I don't hurt girls.Cause they'll kick my butt...
Riku:HAHA Mr.Director is afraid of a girl!HAHAHA!!!!
Sora runs out of the dressing room screaming like a preppy girl.Not that theres anything with being a prep I'm just using them as a example.
Sora:OMG he's going to shoot me and not Kiari
Director:She'll beet me up,and come back here Sora!!!!
Sora:Holy crap crap!!!
Kiari:Ohh Riku!?
Riku:Yo?
Kiari:Whats so bad about being afraid of a girl???
Riku:No-nothing....
Kiari:I never really like you ya know???
Riku:Really well thats news to me...
*BAM*Kiari had just punched Riku in the face.
Kiari:Hahaha who's weak now?
Riku:*wimpers*Me....
Kiari:Dang straight!
Director stopped chasing Sora around because well I don't know why so just because.
Director:I give!
Sora:Yayayayayayayayayayayayay
Kiari:Shut up Sora!
Sora:Yes ma'm!
Kiari:Good,see how that works Riku?
Riku:Uhuh....
Sora:Ok sooooooooo what scene are we in?
Riku:*wimpers cause it's funny*The part were we are all just talking and stuff beside the tree.
Director:Ok now that were all here we can finally start!
Sora:So we really are leaving tommorow?
Kiari:Yep to see other worlds!
Riku:Umm HAHAHAHHAHAHA I forgot my lines!
Sora:Riku whatever your on I want some of it...
Riku:You don't know anything about my secret stash of crack!!!!
Sora:*-*I WANT SOME!!!!!!
Director:Huh just take 5!
Sora:Yayayayayayay CRACK FOR ME!!!!
Riku:Nooooooooo you get NO crack from me!!!!!
Kiari:Just give him the crack...
Riku:Yes ma'm...Here Sora...
Sora:YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY Come on Kiari Mr.Director guy lets all get high!!!!
Kiari & Director:No!
Sora:Donald,Goofy?
Donald & Goofy:No way!
Sora:Somebody,ANYBODY!!!
Mickey/or King:Why were you chosen to weild the keyblade?
Sora:Because of my all mighty powers!
Mickey:No thats not it...
Barney the Dinosaur walks in...Just because....
Barney:I love you,I want crack,we'll be a happy family if you give me the crack!!!!
Sora & Riku:Were not gay!!!!Go away!!!
So Sora the not all mighty and Riku sommen there keyblades and well killed him,and now the world is rejoicing!And eventually Sora,Riku,Kiari,and Mr.Director guy are all calm again and they go out for pizza.
Kiari:Dang and I was hoping you two would have a HUGE hangover
Riku:Nope but were still in a REALY good mood.
Sora:Smooth move exlax!
Riku,Kiari,and Director:What the heck!?
Sora:You know exlax the stuff that makes you.......
Kiari:Nice to know.
Director:Ummm I think we should hed back now,people are starting to stare.
Riku:But I haven't had my pizza Sora and me damand our pizza!Right Sora?
Sora:Right!
Riku:You have no idea what I'm talking about do you?
Sora:No I was playing with a butterfly...
Kiari:Lets just go inside.
Director:Yeah that might be the best thing...
Riku:Finally!!!!
Sora:Pizzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa HUT Pizzzzzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!
Kiari:But were at Dominoes...
Sora:Ohh my bad,well then Dominooooeeeeeeeessssssssss Pizzzzzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
Kiari:Much better!
Director:Who picked these people to be in my game?
Riku*Who has stuffed his face with pizza*:I on't ow ut they id a ood ob!
Director:What???
Riku:I don't know but they did a good job.
Sora:Oh Oh I know,I know!
Director:All right Sora who?
Sora:Ummm it was...BAMBI!!!
Riku & Kiari:Your mama's dead!
a/n:A little inside joke to myself.
Sora:Ha I lied!It was some Square Enix people!
Riku,Kiari,and Director fainted anime style.
Director:Can we go now?
Riku,Kiari,and Sora:Yep!
Director:Good!
Soooooo they all go back to were they were making Kingdom Hearts.Picked up there own cars and went home yay!END!!!!!
a/n:Personally I think it's preety funny but it still suxs!However I'll let you'll judge that...Please R&R ^-^
Director:Ok Sora,Kairi,Riku in this scene your talking just standing around talking about the future and stuff."
Riku:Umm Sora and Kiari arn't here....
Director:Well were the HECK are they!?!?!?"
Riku:-sweat drop-I don't know....
Director:Would these be lie's your telling me?Cause if they are your getting the EVIL dum dum dum EYE!!!!
Riku:NOoooooo not the EVIL dum dum dum EYE!!!Ok,ok there in Sora's dressing room making out!!!!
Director:Your service will be rewarded...Now to kill Sora,and do nothing to Kiari cause she's a girl and I don't hurt girls.Cause they'll kick my butt...
Riku:HAHA Mr.Director is afraid of a girl!HAHAHA!!!!
Sora runs out of the dressing room screaming like a preppy girl.Not that theres anything with being a prep I'm just using them as a example.
Sora:OMG he's going to shoot me and not Kiari
Director:She'll beet me up,and come back here Sora!!!!
Sora:Holy crap crap!!!
Kiari:Ohh Riku!?
Riku:Yo?
Kiari:Whats so bad about being afraid of a girl???
Riku:No-nothing....
Kiari:I never really like you ya know???
Riku:Really well thats news to me...
*BAM*Kiari had just punched Riku in the face.
Kiari:Hahaha who's weak now?
Riku:*wimpers*Me....
Kiari:Dang straight!
Director stopped chasing Sora around because well I don't know why so just because.
Director:I give!
Sora:Yayayayayayayayayayayayay
Kiari:Shut up Sora!
Sora:Yes ma'm!
Kiari:Good,see how that works Riku?
Riku:Uhuh....
Sora:Ok sooooooooo what scene are we in?
Riku:*wimpers cause it's funny*The part were we are all just talking and stuff beside the tree.
Director:Ok now that were all here we can finally start!
Sora:So we really are leaving tommorow?
Kiari:Yep to see other worlds!
Riku:Umm HAHAHAHHAHAHA I forgot my lines!
Sora:Riku whatever your on I want some of it...
Riku:You don't know anything about my secret stash of crack!!!!
Sora:*-*I WANT SOME!!!!!!
Director:Huh just take 5!
Sora:Yayayayayayay CRACK FOR ME!!!!
Riku:Nooooooooo you get NO crack from me!!!!!
Kiari:Just give him the crack...
Riku:Yes ma'm...Here Sora...
Sora:YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY Come on Kiari Mr.Director guy lets all get high!!!!
Kiari & Director:No!
Sora:Donald,Goofy?
Donald & Goofy:No way!
Sora:Somebody,ANYBODY!!!
Mickey/or King:Why were you chosen to weild the keyblade?
Sora:Because of my all mighty powers!
Mickey:No thats not it...
Barney the Dinosaur walks in...Just because....
Barney:I love you,I want crack,we'll be a happy family if you give me the crack!!!!
Sora & Riku:Were not gay!!!!Go away!!!
So Sora the not all mighty and Riku sommen there keyblades and well killed him,and now the world is rejoicing!And eventually Sora,Riku,Kiari,and Mr.Director guy are all calm again and they go out for pizza.
Kiari:Dang and I was hoping you two would have a HUGE hangover
Riku:Nope but were still in a REALY good mood.
Sora:Smooth move exlax!
Riku,Kiari,and Director:What the heck!?
Sora:You know exlax the stuff that makes you.......
Kiari:Nice to know.
Director:Ummm I think we should hed back now,people are starting to stare.
Riku:But I haven't had my pizza Sora and me damand our pizza!Right Sora?
Sora:Right!
Riku:You have no idea what I'm talking about do you?
Sora:No I was playing with a butterfly...
Kiari:Lets just go inside.
Director:Yeah that might be the best thing...
Riku:Finally!!!!
Sora:Pizzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa HUT Pizzzzzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!
Kiari:But were at Dominoes...
Sora:Ohh my bad,well then Dominooooeeeeeeeessssssssss Pizzzzzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
Kiari:Much better!
Director:Who picked these people to be in my game?
Riku*Who has stuffed his face with pizza*:I on't ow ut they id a ood ob!
Director:What???
Riku:I don't know but they did a good job.
Sora:Oh Oh I know,I know!
Director:All right Sora who?
Sora:Ummm it was...BAMBI!!!
Riku & Kiari:Your mama's dead!
a/n:A little inside joke to myself.
Sora:Ha I lied!It was some Square Enix people!
Riku,Kiari,and Director fainted anime style.
Director:Can we go now?
Riku,Kiari,and Sora:Yep!
Director:Good!
Soooooo they all go back to were they were making Kingdom Hearts.Picked up there own cars and went home yay!END!!!!!
a/n:Personally I think it's preety funny but it still suxs!However I'll let you'll judge that...Please R&R ^-^