Kingdom Hearts Fan Fiction ❯ Kingdom Hearts:Behind the Scenes ❯ Opera,Dr.Phil,and the Taqitoes ( Chapter 2 )
[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
By: RanmaChan93 
Taqitoes!!And more randomness ^^
Non Anime: Kingdom Hearts Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 02.05.2007 | Pages: 5 | Words: 1.9K | Visits: 266 | Status: Work In Progress
Taqitoes!!And more randomness ^^
Non Anime: Kingdom Hearts Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 02.05.2007 | Pages: 5 | Words: 1.9K | Visits: 266 | Status: Work In Progress
Ranma-Chan93:Ok I decided to do more chapters on this story...I don't own Kindom Hearts still though...
Sora and Riku walk into the studio looking like crap.
Kiari:What happened to you guys?
Riku:-yawns-We stayed up all night tyring to memorize our lines.Hey Sora wake up!!!
Sora:-grumbles-I blame you but noooo you had to start the food fight!
Riku:I did???
Sora:Yeah don't you remember???
~FLASH BACK!~
Sora:God Riku I'm tired leave me alone!!!
Riku:You suck beans Sora come on wake up!
Sora:Your high leave me alone.
RIku:Food fight!!!
Riku procedes in throwning a backed potato on Sora.
Sora:OMG its hot get it off!!!!
Sora throws it back at Riku.
Riku:Yay...
Riku throws some potato chips at Sora,and then Sora throws some green beans,then Riku throws some gumi bears,and so on and so forth.
~END OF FLASH BACK~
Riku:Ohh yeah,that was a good baked potater!
Sora:You ate it!?
Riku:Yeah why?
Sora:-sniffle-I wanted it...
Riku:To bad so sad.
Kiari:-shakes head-Yall ain't right and thanks for inviting me.
Riku:But you know your lines.
Kiari procedes in smacking Riku and Sora with a bat.
Director:Ok maby we can get this scene right today,hopfully...
Kiari:So we really going to do it?
Sora has fallen asleep again.
Riku:Hey Sora,Umm Yeah were going to see new world!
Kiari:Hey dumb @$$ thats Soras line!
Riku:Shut up!
Kiari:Ohh my bad...
Sora:-whom has just woken up-What did I miss???
Camera guy:Should I stop filming???
Director:Nah we can make this into a comedy movie,it wont be a game but I must admit it's preety funny.
Riku:Welp its a offical we suck.
Kiari:No you suck Riku,Sora would've got it right if you didn't make him stay up last night right Sora?
Sora:Yep where going to see other worlds!
Kiari:Were not doing a scene...
Sora:Ohh,well ya know what Riku should be fired and to make it offical i'll put this little piece of paper in this box that I drew funky stuff on and put this paper in there that says "I vote Riku"on it.
Kiari:Sora,where not playing survivor...
Sora:Ok what about Fear Factor,who ever kill 20 heartless the slowest gets fired.
Kiari:Thats unfair I don't have a funkyfied wepons like yall guys.
Riku:Yeah,and Kiaris weak!
Kiari:Ohh am I???
*Smackers*Kiari:I am not!!!
Riku:I'm sorry!!!
Sora:I see where this is going.
Director:Down the dumps...
Sora:No,no,tooooooooo OPERA WHENFRY
(Ok I really don't feal like looking up how to spell her name)
He grabs Riku,Kiari,and Mr.Director Guy,and the camera dude follows them.
Sora:Opera,women we got problems you gotta help us!
Opera:Dr.Phils problem he totally ruined me!!!
Riku:That makes since considering Dr.P man was on Scary Movie 4...
Opera:So was I!!!
Riku:Yes,but you didn't get your legs cut off...
(a/n:Making Riku seem like a philosopher is fun!)
Sora:Ok so toooooo Dr.P then we go get some taqitoes!
Riku & Kiari:Neato!
So they go to Dr.Phil a.k.a Dr.P.
Sora: Ok Dr.P,Help us.
They stormed on the show while they were on air.
Riku:Ummm,Hi mom!
Kiari:Shut-up Riku!
Dr.P:Ok,I'll help you just don't kill me!
Sora had pulled out his keyblade on him and raised it to Dr.Ps throat.
Sora:You've made a wise choise my freind.Now fix our problems!
(a/n:Yes,Sora is in a very evil mood to day)
Dr.P:Ok guys what seems to be the problem?
Riku starts telling him about from up the time untill he can remember to now.
Riku:And now here I am sitting with my pals Sora and Kiari,talking to Dr.Phil a.k.a Dr.P!
(Everybody fell asleep.)
Dr.P:Ok your problem is you talk to much,Sora your problem is you wanna kill me,and Kiari even though I haven't heard you say anything,Riku says that you wanna kill everybody so that must be your problem,and Mr.Director Guy your paranoid to no ends I'm going to have to get know you deeper or something.Everybody else is free to go.
Sora:Taqitoes!
Riku & Kiari:Neato!
Kiari:Hey Camera Dude you wanna come to?
Camera Dude:Nah I'll stay here.
Sora,Riku,and Kiari:Ok!
Sora:Ok theres two places we can go,The Old Mexico,or Taco Bell.
Kiari:But whos going to pay for it?
Sora:Teheh I swiped the Directors credit card!
Riku:Well then Old Mexican cause its the most expensive.
Kiari:But how do we get there?
Sora:Who do we ask for help when we dont know wich way to go?
Akward silence starts.
Sora:The map thats right.
A crappy looking map that says Sora,Riku,Kiari RULES!!!And so do the taqitoes!!!!Taqitoes forever!!!
Map:I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the map,I'm the map!OkSora,Kiari,and Riku need to know how to get to Old Mexico well I know how to get to Old Mexico!First you,
Riku:Ya know what Screw this!
Sora and Kiari nodded together.So they eventually find themselves at Old Mexico
Kiari:Finally!!!See gps system works way better than a map!
Riku & Sora:YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!
All:Toqitoes!!!!
They yell this at a random waiter while they bust in.
Waiter:I'm sorry were out of Toqitoes...
All:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Waiter:We had some people come in and by them all.
(a/n:Ok that was kinda corny...)
Sora:So who are they???
Waiter:Like I know....
Riku:Then to Taco Bell!!!
________________________________________ ________________________________________ __________
Ranma-Chan93: Ha I can't believe we bought all the taqitoes!
(her cousin)Brownchao177:Yeah I know!!!Taqitoes!Taqitoes!
Gir(from invader Zim):I love the little taqitoes,I love them good...
________________________________________ ________________________________________ __________
Sora:Huh we finally made it to Taco Bell.
Sora and Kiari made Riku order well because he's Riku...
Riku:A bunch of taqitoes!Bunches and bunches.
Lady:Ooooook then.It'll be a few minutes.
Riku:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I need,we need taqitoes now!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lady(whom is kinda creept out):Umm here have some tortilla chips while you wait,no charge!
Riku:Dang you lady if my taqitoes are not ready in 10 minutes.That guy,you see him?
Riku points at Sora.
Lady:Yeah...
Riku:He'll kill you,for the dang taqitoes...So I suggest you hurry up...
Lady:OK!!!
Riku:Good...
He walked over to Sora and Kiari.
Sora:Wheres the dang taqitoes!?
Riku:The lady said that it'll be ready in 10 minutes.
Sora:I'll kill the lady!
Riku:I know I told her...
Kiari:(sniffle)I want my taqitoes...
Riku:I know it'll be ok...
10 minutes later...
Sora:Ok my dang taqitoes better be ready!!!
Sora brought out his keyblade and ran to the lady.
Lady:Here 2 dozen taqitoes.
Sora:That'll be good for right now but I'm going to need about another 2 dozen and 1 more dozen to go.Or you see that chick over there?
Lady:Yep...
Sora:If our dang taqitoes ain't ready by the time were done eating she'll kill you...
Lady:But I thought you-
Sora:Sh,sh SHUT UP!I'll eat your legs when she's done with you!
Lady:I hope you can pay for this!
Sora:Sh,sh,sh ohh we'll pay.
Sora walked away.
Lady(mutters):Freak...
Sora:What was that!?
Lady:No-nothing.
Sora:Didn't think so.
Sora:Ok guys I got our taqitoes!
Riku & Kiari:Neato!!!
Riku:This is all!?
Kiari:I am furious I think I'll kill her.
Sora:If she doesn't have the rest of our taqitoes done you can,and I'll eat her legs.
Kiari:Good...
So they eat there taqitoes in like 20 minutes.
This time Kiari walks up to the counter.
Kiari:Ok give the taqitoes or I'll kill you!
Lady:Here.Oh and I you need to pay,58 bucks.
Kiari:Yo Riku bring the credit card.
Riku:Kay!
Kiari:Pay her.
Riku:Here.
Lady:Ok...Thank you...Enjoy your food.
Riku:Finally!
Kiari:I wanted to kill her.
Riku:I know,I know...
Sora:All right we can finally finish eating and leave!
So they devore the rest of the taqitoes and leave with there dozen extra.
Kiari:Ok director guy and camera dude should be done by now.Lets go back and get'm.Oh and lets not mention that we have his credit card.
Riku:Or that we have taqitoes,he might steal them.
Sora nodded in agreement.
So they get back to Dr.Ps set.
Director:Where have you guys been I've been sitting here listing to this guy ramble for 3 hours!And the camera dude died!
Sora,Riku,and Kiari:Woops...
Director:Welp lets go...
Sora:Yeah...
So they go home and stuff and thats it for another chapter,with another crappy ending!R&R hope yall enjoyed!
________________________________________ ________________________________________ __________
Next time on Behind the scenes:Kingdom Hearts.
Sora:Humm,Suave.
Riku:Don't I look smart!?
Sora:No,Suave kids tear free.So if I pored this whole bottle in my eyes would it kill me?
Riku & Kiari:Do it,do it!
Sora:Ummm Ok!
Will Sora live?Or will we have to find another key weilding crazy person?Find out next time
Sora and Riku walk into the studio looking like crap.
Kiari:What happened to you guys?
Riku:-yawns-We stayed up all night tyring to memorize our lines.Hey Sora wake up!!!
Sora:-grumbles-I blame you but noooo you had to start the food fight!
Riku:I did???
Sora:Yeah don't you remember???
~FLASH BACK!~
Sora:God Riku I'm tired leave me alone!!!
Riku:You suck beans Sora come on wake up!
Sora:Your high leave me alone.
RIku:Food fight!!!
Riku procedes in throwning a backed potato on Sora.
Sora:OMG its hot get it off!!!!
Sora throws it back at Riku.
Riku:Yay...
Riku throws some potato chips at Sora,and then Sora throws some green beans,then Riku throws some gumi bears,and so on and so forth.
~END OF FLASH BACK~
Riku:Ohh yeah,that was a good baked potater!
Sora:You ate it!?
Riku:Yeah why?
Sora:-sniffle-I wanted it...
Riku:To bad so sad.
Kiari:-shakes head-Yall ain't right and thanks for inviting me.
Riku:But you know your lines.
Kiari procedes in smacking Riku and Sora with a bat.
Director:Ok maby we can get this scene right today,hopfully...
Kiari:So we really going to do it?
Sora has fallen asleep again.
Riku:Hey Sora,Umm Yeah were going to see new world!
Kiari:Hey dumb @$$ thats Soras line!
Riku:Shut up!
Kiari:Ohh my bad...
Sora:-whom has just woken up-What did I miss???
Camera guy:Should I stop filming???
Director:Nah we can make this into a comedy movie,it wont be a game but I must admit it's preety funny.
Riku:Welp its a offical we suck.
Kiari:No you suck Riku,Sora would've got it right if you didn't make him stay up last night right Sora?
Sora:Yep where going to see other worlds!
Kiari:Were not doing a scene...
Sora:Ohh,well ya know what Riku should be fired and to make it offical i'll put this little piece of paper in this box that I drew funky stuff on and put this paper in there that says "I vote Riku"on it.
Kiari:Sora,where not playing survivor...
Sora:Ok what about Fear Factor,who ever kill 20 heartless the slowest gets fired.
Kiari:Thats unfair I don't have a funkyfied wepons like yall guys.
Riku:Yeah,and Kiaris weak!
Kiari:Ohh am I???
*Smackers*Kiari:I am not!!!
Riku:I'm sorry!!!
Sora:I see where this is going.
Director:Down the dumps...
Sora:No,no,tooooooooo OPERA WHENFRY
(Ok I really don't feal like looking up how to spell her name)
He grabs Riku,Kiari,and Mr.Director Guy,and the camera dude follows them.
Sora:Opera,women we got problems you gotta help us!
Opera:Dr.Phils problem he totally ruined me!!!
Riku:That makes since considering Dr.P man was on Scary Movie 4...
Opera:So was I!!!
Riku:Yes,but you didn't get your legs cut off...
(a/n:Making Riku seem like a philosopher is fun!)
Sora:Ok so toooooo Dr.P then we go get some taqitoes!
Riku & Kiari:Neato!
So they go to Dr.Phil a.k.a Dr.P.
Sora: Ok Dr.P,Help us.
They stormed on the show while they were on air.
Riku:Ummm,Hi mom!
Kiari:Shut-up Riku!
Dr.P:Ok,I'll help you just don't kill me!
Sora had pulled out his keyblade on him and raised it to Dr.Ps throat.
Sora:You've made a wise choise my freind.Now fix our problems!
(a/n:Yes,Sora is in a very evil mood to day)
Dr.P:Ok guys what seems to be the problem?
Riku starts telling him about from up the time untill he can remember to now.
Riku:And now here I am sitting with my pals Sora and Kiari,talking to Dr.Phil a.k.a Dr.P!
(Everybody fell asleep.)
Dr.P:Ok your problem is you talk to much,Sora your problem is you wanna kill me,and Kiari even though I haven't heard you say anything,Riku says that you wanna kill everybody so that must be your problem,and Mr.Director Guy your paranoid to no ends I'm going to have to get know you deeper or something.Everybody else is free to go.
Sora:Taqitoes!
Riku & Kiari:Neato!
Kiari:Hey Camera Dude you wanna come to?
Camera Dude:Nah I'll stay here.
Sora,Riku,and Kiari:Ok!
Sora:Ok theres two places we can go,The Old Mexico,or Taco Bell.
Kiari:But whos going to pay for it?
Sora:Teheh I swiped the Directors credit card!
Riku:Well then Old Mexican cause its the most expensive.
Kiari:But how do we get there?
Sora:Who do we ask for help when we dont know wich way to go?
Akward silence starts.
Sora:The map thats right.
A crappy looking map that says Sora,Riku,Kiari RULES!!!And so do the taqitoes!!!!Taqitoes forever!!!
Map:I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the map,I'm the map!OkSora,Kiari,and Riku need to know how to get to Old Mexico well I know how to get to Old Mexico!First you,
Riku:Ya know what Screw this!
Sora and Kiari nodded together.So they eventually find themselves at Old Mexico
Kiari:Finally!!!See gps system works way better than a map!
Riku & Sora:YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!
All:Toqitoes!!!!
They yell this at a random waiter while they bust in.
Waiter:I'm sorry were out of Toqitoes...
All:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Waiter:We had some people come in and by them all.
(a/n:Ok that was kinda corny...)
Sora:So who are they???
Waiter:Like I know....
Riku:Then to Taco Bell!!!
________________________________________ ________________________________________ __________
Ranma-Chan93: Ha I can't believe we bought all the taqitoes!
(her cousin)Brownchao177:Yeah I know!!!Taqitoes!Taqitoes!
Gir(from invader Zim):I love the little taqitoes,I love them good...
________________________________________ ________________________________________ __________
Sora:Huh we finally made it to Taco Bell.
Sora and Kiari made Riku order well because he's Riku...
Riku:A bunch of taqitoes!Bunches and bunches.
Lady:Ooooook then.It'll be a few minutes.
Riku:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I need,we need taqitoes now!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lady(whom is kinda creept out):Umm here have some tortilla chips while you wait,no charge!
Riku:Dang you lady if my taqitoes are not ready in 10 minutes.That guy,you see him?
Riku points at Sora.
Lady:Yeah...
Riku:He'll kill you,for the dang taqitoes...So I suggest you hurry up...
Lady:OK!!!
Riku:Good...
He walked over to Sora and Kiari.
Sora:Wheres the dang taqitoes!?
Riku:The lady said that it'll be ready in 10 minutes.
Sora:I'll kill the lady!
Riku:I know I told her...
Kiari:(sniffle)I want my taqitoes...
Riku:I know it'll be ok...
10 minutes later...
Sora:Ok my dang taqitoes better be ready!!!
Sora brought out his keyblade and ran to the lady.
Lady:Here 2 dozen taqitoes.
Sora:That'll be good for right now but I'm going to need about another 2 dozen and 1 more dozen to go.Or you see that chick over there?
Lady:Yep...
Sora:If our dang taqitoes ain't ready by the time were done eating she'll kill you...
Lady:But I thought you-
Sora:Sh,sh SHUT UP!I'll eat your legs when she's done with you!
Lady:I hope you can pay for this!
Sora:Sh,sh,sh ohh we'll pay.
Sora walked away.
Lady(mutters):Freak...
Sora:What was that!?
Lady:No-nothing.
Sora:Didn't think so.
Sora:Ok guys I got our taqitoes!
Riku & Kiari:Neato!!!
Riku:This is all!?
Kiari:I am furious I think I'll kill her.
Sora:If she doesn't have the rest of our taqitoes done you can,and I'll eat her legs.
Kiari:Good...
So they eat there taqitoes in like 20 minutes.
This time Kiari walks up to the counter.
Kiari:Ok give the taqitoes or I'll kill you!
Lady:Here.Oh and I you need to pay,58 bucks.
Kiari:Yo Riku bring the credit card.
Riku:Kay!
Kiari:Pay her.
Riku:Here.
Lady:Ok...Thank you...Enjoy your food.
Riku:Finally!
Kiari:I wanted to kill her.
Riku:I know,I know...
Sora:All right we can finally finish eating and leave!
So they devore the rest of the taqitoes and leave with there dozen extra.
Kiari:Ok director guy and camera dude should be done by now.Lets go back and get'm.Oh and lets not mention that we have his credit card.
Riku:Or that we have taqitoes,he might steal them.
Sora nodded in agreement.
So they get back to Dr.Ps set.
Director:Where have you guys been I've been sitting here listing to this guy ramble for 3 hours!And the camera dude died!
Sora,Riku,and Kiari:Woops...
Director:Welp lets go...
Sora:Yeah...
So they go home and stuff and thats it for another chapter,with another crappy ending!R&R hope yall enjoyed!
________________________________________ ________________________________________ __________
Next time on Behind the scenes:Kingdom Hearts.
Sora:Humm,Suave.
Riku:Don't I look smart!?
Sora:No,Suave kids tear free.So if I pored this whole bottle in my eyes would it kill me?
Riku & Kiari:Do it,do it!
Sora:Ummm Ok!
Will Sora live?Or will we have to find another key weilding crazy person?Find out next time