Kingdom Hearts Fan Fiction ❯ Kingdom Hearts:Behind the Scenes ❯ Handy Dandy Phone Books ( Chapter 3 )

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Sora:So bored...GAH I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE!!!!

Riku:Sora,shut up....

Sora:Riku, you do not tell me what to do, you here me!?

Riku:No.

Kiari whom is watching amused.

Sora and Riku glare at echother for a few seconds untill Kiari broke the silence.

Kiari:Riku go call and see what good movies are playing.

Riku:OK ^^

Riku walks over to the phone.

Sora:Nooooooooooooooo!!!!

(Frog jumps over Rikus head and grabs the phone)

Riku:Curse you Riku I mean Soraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kiari:Riku...

Riku:Yo?

Kiari:Hush your face...

Sora:T-heh dialing the number to the movies.But I don't know it, Kiari what is it.

Kiari:ABC's

Sora:But,these are 123's.

(Ranma-Chan93:a.k.a. numbers Sora,baka.)

Kiari:Well ain't you a smart cookie!...

Riku:Here look it up in the handy dandy,phone book!

Kiari:Two smart cookies!...

Sora:Look Riku I found it.

Riku:Yeah!

Kiari:Yep, smart cookies...-_-

-Sora dialed the number (eventually)-

Sora:Yo dude what is your hottest movies playing.Ok thanks.

Riku:Soooo whats playing?

Sora:The Omlet, That there Old Dead Guy thats Dead,Cars,and somthing else.

Kiari:What???-mutters-Smart smart cookeyed freinds ya got Kiari

Riku:Hmmm, I wanna omlet...

(Sneaks off into kitchen)

Kiari:So you mean;The Omen,The Decent,and Cars?

Sora:Yep!

Kiari:Well goody tooshus for you they all sound sucky ta me.

Sora:I smell smoke, wheres Riku he can put it out.

Kiari:Does he look like a fire extinguisher to you!?

(Ranma-Chan93:That was the hardest 2 sentences I ever wrote,I though I was going to die with laughter!)

Sora:Ex-ting a what?Riku!Kiari said a big word!

Kiari:I'm outa here...

Sora:See ya!

While Riku was making himself an omlet Sora was reading (picture this) a shampoo bottle?

Sora:Suave....

Riku:(pops outa no where)Don't I look smart!?

Sora:No,no you don't....Suave Kids free shampoo...

Riku:Wow you can read!?

Sora:For two months now!Anywho if I poured this whole bottle down my eyes, it wont hurt.

Riku:Do it do it!!!

Sora:Ok!!!

2 seconds later.

Sora:(runs around screaming)Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh it burns like regular shampoo, agh!!!!

Riku decided sense his omlet was done he would leave.

Riku:Hope you feel better.

Sora(laying on the ground twitching):Heelp please don't go.

Riku(pops his head in the door):Simple and clean is the way that your making me feel tonight its hard to let it go!!!

Sora:Idiooooooot!!!

Kiari came back about thirty minutes later to see sora rolling around the floor screaming.

Kiari:Hey smart cookie theres no fire.

Sora:Shampoo in my eyes, going to sue Suave, kill Riku!!!

Kiari:Put water in your eyes.

Sora:Help?

Kiari:Whatever...

After the job was done:

Sora:I'm hungry.

Kiari:Yeah, hey I just noticed Riku wasnt' here.

Sora:The son of a donkeys butt left on me.Hey lets go eat a fatty duck.

(Ranma-Chan93:I just heard that of off Sienfeld I found it funny ^^)

Kiari:A fatty duck?

Riku(whom just came in and everybody started clapping):Whoa am I that sexy do I need to strip?

(Ranma-Chan93:X-X no Riku please...)

Kiari and Sora:Noooooo!

Riku:Why am I here?What is my sole purpose?Why do these people clap for me?

Shadow The Hedgehog (pops in):Quit sounding all depresed like me!!!

He then jumps out the window.

Sora:That was random...

Kiari:Who ever is writing this needs to end this before anymore important people die.

Sora:You loved him, I thought you loved me!!!!!NOOOOOOO!!!!

Kiari:No Sora, my heart belongs to you don't worry -sarcastic-.

Riku:I've all ways wanted Kiari, but just to shy to admit it...

Kiari:Wow Riku I never knew.

Riku:Whatever shy means...

Sora:Haha Riku don't know what shy means!

Kiari:What DOES shy mean Sora.

Sora:umm,peanut-butter?

Kiari:No...

Sora:Theory?

Kiari:No...

Sora:Cheese?

Kiari:I'm outa here.

Sora:Lithosphere?

Riku:Wait Kiari!Sora said a loooooong word.-runs to catch up-

Sora:Ok I give!Where'd everybody go?

Sora goes and sits on his couch all alone.
(sad music starts and there ends this totally random chapter)
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NEXT TIME

Sora:Mr.Rogers!?

Mr.Rogers:We should all share!

Sora:Stupid deaf man.

Mr.Rogers:What you say boi!?

-pulls out machine gun and started chasing Sora around with it.-
*MEAN WHILE*
Riku(eating bread):It looks like a cat!!!

Kiari:Your bread?

Riku:Hehehe yes....

Kiari:T-T I'm surronded by bakas!
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Ranma-Chan93:Wow done finally!I enjoyed writing well typing this chapter it cracked my up!R&R enjoy ^^