Kingdom Hearts Fan Fiction ❯ Kingdom Hearts:Behind the Scenes ❯ Handy Dandy Phone Books ( Chapter 3 )
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By: RanmaChan93 
We...We...Killed the director!!Ha!I guesse this takes place after shooting KH 2
Non Anime: Kingdom Hearts Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 02.05.2007 | Pages: 3 | Words: 989 | Visits: 187 | Status: Completed
We...We...Killed the director!!Ha!I guesse this takes place after shooting KH 2
Non Anime: Kingdom Hearts Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 02.05.2007 | Pages: 3 | Words: 989 | Visits: 187 | Status: Completed
Sora:So bored...GAH I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE!!!!
Riku:Sora,shut up....
Sora:Riku, you do not tell me what to do, you here me!?
Riku:No.
Kiari whom is watching amused.
Sora and Riku glare at echother for a few seconds untill Kiari broke the silence.
Kiari:Riku go call and see what good movies are playing.
Riku:OK ^^
Riku walks over to the phone.
Sora:Nooooooooooooooo!!!!
(Frog jumps over Rikus head and grabs the phone)
Riku:Curse you Riku I mean Soraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kiari:Riku...
Riku:Yo?
Kiari:Hush your face...
Sora:T-heh dialing the number to the movies.But I don't know it, Kiari what is it.
Kiari:ABC's
Sora:But,these are 123's.
(Ranma-Chan93:a.k.a. numbers Sora,baka.)
Kiari:Well ain't you a smart cookie!...
Riku:Here look it up in the handy dandy,phone book!
Kiari:Two smart cookies!...
Sora:Look Riku I found it.
Riku:Yeah!
Kiari:Yep, smart cookies...-_-
-Sora dialed the number (eventually)-
Sora:Yo dude what is your hottest movies playing.Ok thanks.
Riku:Soooo whats playing?
Sora:The Omlet, That there Old Dead Guy thats Dead,Cars,and somthing else.
Kiari:What???-mutters-Smart smart cookeyed freinds ya got Kiari
Riku:Hmmm, I wanna omlet...
(Sneaks off into kitchen)
Kiari:So you mean;The Omen,The Decent,and Cars?
Sora:Yep!
Kiari:Well goody tooshus for you they all sound sucky ta me.
Sora:I smell smoke, wheres Riku he can put it out.
Kiari:Does he look like a fire extinguisher to you!?
(Ranma-Chan93:That was the hardest 2 sentences I ever wrote,I though I was going to die with laughter!)
Sora:Ex-ting a what?Riku!Kiari said a big word!
Kiari:I'm outa here...
Sora:See ya!
While Riku was making himself an omlet Sora was reading (picture this) a shampoo bottle?
Sora:Suave....
Riku:(pops outa no where)Don't I look smart!?
Sora:No,no you don't....Suave Kids free shampoo...
Riku:Wow you can read!?
Sora:For two months now!Anywho if I poured this whole bottle down my eyes, it wont hurt.
Riku:Do it do it!!!
Sora:Ok!!!
2 seconds later.
Sora:(runs around screaming)Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh it burns like regular shampoo, agh!!!!
Riku decided sense his omlet was done he would leave.
Riku:Hope you feel better.
Sora(laying on the ground twitching):Heelp please don't go.
Riku(pops his head in the door):Simple and clean is the way that your making me feel tonight its hard to let it go!!!
Sora:Idiooooooot!!!
Kiari came back about thirty minutes later to see sora rolling around the floor screaming.
Kiari:Hey smart cookie theres no fire.
Sora:Shampoo in my eyes, going to sue Suave, kill Riku!!!
Kiari:Put water in your eyes.
Sora:Help?
Kiari:Whatever...
After the job was done:
Sora:I'm hungry.
Kiari:Yeah, hey I just noticed Riku wasnt' here.
Sora:The son of a donkeys butt left on me.Hey lets go eat a fatty duck.
(Ranma-Chan93:I just heard that of off Sienfeld I found it funny ^^)
Kiari:A fatty duck?
Riku(whom just came in and everybody started clapping):Whoa am I that sexy do I need to strip?
(Ranma-Chan93:X-X no Riku please...)
Kiari and Sora:Noooooo!
Riku:Why am I here?What is my sole purpose?Why do these people clap for me?
Shadow The Hedgehog (pops in):Quit sounding all depresed like me!!!
He then jumps out the window.
Sora:That was random...
Kiari:Who ever is writing this needs to end this before anymore important people die.
Sora:You loved him, I thought you loved me!!!!!NOOOOOOO!!!!
Kiari:No Sora, my heart belongs to you don't worry -sarcastic-.
Riku:I've all ways wanted Kiari, but just to shy to admit it...
Kiari:Wow Riku I never knew.
Riku:Whatever shy means...
Sora:Haha Riku don't know what shy means!
Kiari:What DOES shy mean Sora.
Sora:umm,peanut-butter?
Kiari:No...
Sora:Theory?
Kiari:No...
Sora:Cheese?
Kiari:I'm outa here.
Sora:Lithosphere?
Riku:Wait Kiari!Sora said a loooooong word.-runs to catch up-
Sora:Ok I give!Where'd everybody go?
Sora goes and sits on his couch all alone.
(sad music starts and there ends this totally random chapter)
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NEXT TIME
Sora:Mr.Rogers!?
Mr.Rogers:We should all share!
Sora:Stupid deaf man.
Mr.Rogers:What you say boi!?
-pulls out machine gun and started chasing Sora around with it.-
*MEAN WHILE*
Riku(eating bread):It looks like a cat!!!
Kiari:Your bread?
Riku:Hehehe yes....
Kiari:T-T I'm surronded by bakas!
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Ranma-Chan93:Wow done finally!I enjoyed writing well typing this chapter it cracked my up!R&R enjoy ^^
Riku:Sora,shut up....
Sora:Riku, you do not tell me what to do, you here me!?
Riku:No.
Kiari whom is watching amused.
Sora and Riku glare at echother for a few seconds untill Kiari broke the silence.
Kiari:Riku go call and see what good movies are playing.
Riku:OK ^^
Riku walks over to the phone.
Sora:Nooooooooooooooo!!!!
(Frog jumps over Rikus head and grabs the phone)
Riku:Curse you Riku I mean Soraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kiari:Riku...
Riku:Yo?
Kiari:Hush your face...
Sora:T-heh dialing the number to the movies.But I don't know it, Kiari what is it.
Kiari:ABC's
Sora:But,these are 123's.
(Ranma-Chan93:a.k.a. numbers Sora,baka.)
Kiari:Well ain't you a smart cookie!...
Riku:Here look it up in the handy dandy,phone book!
Kiari:Two smart cookies!...
Sora:Look Riku I found it.
Riku:Yeah!
Kiari:Yep, smart cookies...-_-
-Sora dialed the number (eventually)-
Sora:Yo dude what is your hottest movies playing.Ok thanks.
Riku:Soooo whats playing?
Sora:The Omlet, That there Old Dead Guy thats Dead,Cars,and somthing else.
Kiari:What???-mutters-Smart smart cookeyed freinds ya got Kiari
Riku:Hmmm, I wanna omlet...
(Sneaks off into kitchen)
Kiari:So you mean;The Omen,The Decent,and Cars?
Sora:Yep!
Kiari:Well goody tooshus for you they all sound sucky ta me.
Sora:I smell smoke, wheres Riku he can put it out.
Kiari:Does he look like a fire extinguisher to you!?
(Ranma-Chan93:That was the hardest 2 sentences I ever wrote,I though I was going to die with laughter!)
Sora:Ex-ting a what?Riku!Kiari said a big word!
Kiari:I'm outa here...
Sora:See ya!
While Riku was making himself an omlet Sora was reading (picture this) a shampoo bottle?
Sora:Suave....
Riku:(pops outa no where)Don't I look smart!?
Sora:No,no you don't....Suave Kids free shampoo...
Riku:Wow you can read!?
Sora:For two months now!Anywho if I poured this whole bottle down my eyes, it wont hurt.
Riku:Do it do it!!!
Sora:Ok!!!
2 seconds later.
Sora:(runs around screaming)Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh it burns like regular shampoo, agh!!!!
Riku decided sense his omlet was done he would leave.
Riku:Hope you feel better.
Sora(laying on the ground twitching):Heelp please don't go.
Riku(pops his head in the door):Simple and clean is the way that your making me feel tonight its hard to let it go!!!
Sora:Idiooooooot!!!
Kiari came back about thirty minutes later to see sora rolling around the floor screaming.
Kiari:Hey smart cookie theres no fire.
Sora:Shampoo in my eyes, going to sue Suave, kill Riku!!!
Kiari:Put water in your eyes.
Sora:Help?
Kiari:Whatever...
After the job was done:
Sora:I'm hungry.
Kiari:Yeah, hey I just noticed Riku wasnt' here.
Sora:The son of a donkeys butt left on me.Hey lets go eat a fatty duck.
(Ranma-Chan93:I just heard that of off Sienfeld I found it funny ^^)
Kiari:A fatty duck?
Riku(whom just came in and everybody started clapping):Whoa am I that sexy do I need to strip?
(Ranma-Chan93:X-X no Riku please...)
Kiari and Sora:Noooooo!
Riku:Why am I here?What is my sole purpose?Why do these people clap for me?
Shadow The Hedgehog (pops in):Quit sounding all depresed like me!!!
He then jumps out the window.
Sora:That was random...
Kiari:Who ever is writing this needs to end this before anymore important people die.
Sora:You loved him, I thought you loved me!!!!!NOOOOOOO!!!!
Kiari:No Sora, my heart belongs to you don't worry -sarcastic-.
Riku:I've all ways wanted Kiari, but just to shy to admit it...
Kiari:Wow Riku I never knew.
Riku:Whatever shy means...
Sora:Haha Riku don't know what shy means!
Kiari:What DOES shy mean Sora.
Sora:umm,peanut-butter?
Kiari:No...
Sora:Theory?
Kiari:No...
Sora:Cheese?
Kiari:I'm outa here.
Sora:Lithosphere?
Riku:Wait Kiari!Sora said a loooooong word.-runs to catch up-
Sora:Ok I give!Where'd everybody go?
Sora goes and sits on his couch all alone.
(sad music starts and there ends this totally random chapter)
________________________________________________________________________ __________
NEXT TIME
Sora:Mr.Rogers!?
Mr.Rogers:We should all share!
Sora:Stupid deaf man.
Mr.Rogers:What you say boi!?
-pulls out machine gun and started chasing Sora around with it.-
*MEAN WHILE*
Riku(eating bread):It looks like a cat!!!
Kiari:Your bread?
Riku:Hehehe yes....
Kiari:T-T I'm surronded by bakas!
________________________________________________________________________ __________
Ranma-Chan93:Wow done finally!I enjoyed writing well typing this chapter it cracked my up!R&R enjoy ^^