Kingdom Hearts Fan Fiction ❯ Kingdom Hearts:Behind the Scenes ❯ Are you gay?? ( Chapter 4 )
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By: RanmaChan93 
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Non Anime: Kingdom Hearts Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 02.05.2007 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.0K | Visits: 220 | Status: Completed
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Non Anime: Kingdom Hearts Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 02.05.2007 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.0K | Visits: 220 | Status: Completed
Kiari walks in Sora's apartment,only to see Riku and Sora dancing in boxers to hit me baby one more time.
Kiari:I knew it...
Sora:-yells over the loud music-What'd you say Riku?
Riku:Nope
Sora:K!
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*Meanwhile*
Axel:Do it again!!!
Hyena:Muffasa!!!
Axel:Uhhahaha!!!!
Hyena:Muffasa!
Axel: Uhahaha!!!!
Kiari walks in
Kiari:Help me!
Hyena:Shoot at me girl friend!
Kiari:Ok!-bang shoots hiones-
Axel:That was my entertainment.
Kiari: Welp now its my lunch!Now help me or I'll shoot you to.
Axel:-suddenly frighten-OoooK.
Kiari: I think Sora and Riku turned gay on me and I need your help to find out if this is true.
Axel: Your not Dora the Explorer.
Kiari:Say map...
Axel: Map!!!
Kiari: Now your Boots the Monkey.
Axel: Oh yeah I like monkeys!
Kiari:Ok then you can be the goat.
Axel: What goat?There is no goat in Dora the Explorer.
Kiari:Ok then you can be the big red chicken.
Axel: Are you calling me fat?
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*Meanwhile again*
Sora:HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME OH YEAH!!!
Riku:Ya know we could be doing something other then video games.
Sora: Lets be in movies!
Riku: Oh yeah if the same dudes who make Final Fantasy casted us as the main guys then other people would totally do it!
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*But yet what were they doing/thinking when they casted Sora and Riku,lets find out*
Bob:-burp-I am soooooo high!I mean we are so successful with the Final Fantasy games it don't even matter if this game completely bombs!
Bulakitty:OH yeah lets just get the casting over with.Ok I cast you and you come on up.Spikey and gay.
Sora:Oh yeah Riku we rule!
George:Ok lets go have pizza.
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Kiari and Axel go into Soras apartment together,laughing and holding hands.
Kiari:OmG Axel that's soo funny.
Sora: Get away from my women!-throws Axel out the window.-
Axel:Agh Holly Crap!
Kiari:Well bye big red chicken...
Sora:Does that mean your Dora?
Riku: O O can I be Boots the Monkey?
Kiari: You look like a monkey!
Sora: Your mommas a monkey.
Kiari: Sora,hush you-
Riku:OH What you say about my moma.
Kiari:Oh dear lord here we go.I'm going to find Sora and Riku a part in some random Christmas movie....
(3 hours l8er)
Kiari: Sora Riku!!!!Get your badonky donks in here.
Riku:Yeah?
Kiari:I got you and Sora a part in the Rudolph the Red-nose fat a$$
Sora: reindeer it's not a donkey.
Kiari: I didn't say you could talk you misfit.Ok Riku your Hermes,and Sora your Rudolph.
Sora:-snif-I wanted to be the monster.
Kiari:Well technically the only thing your doing is being a husky and a reindeer and singing the Misfit song.
Sora:Are you in it?
Kiari:Unfortunatlly.I have to sing at the end.
Riku: And this is a remake of the original movie?
Kiari: You tell me ya elf.
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*Part.well I don't actually know so I'll guess #4 Misfit.*
Sora:Why am I such a misfit,I am not such a mifit just because I have a small,di
Kiari:Sora!!!!
Sora:Dinner!Why don't I fit in?
Riku:Why am I such a misfit?I am not just a misfit just because of my freakishly large di-
Kiari:OMG this airing to little children across the country!!!!
Riku:NOSE!!!!Why can't I fit in?
LCAC (Little Children Across the Country):0-0 that's scary.
Kiari:Why are they such misfits.Yes,I know they are misfits.Just because they are a bunch of dumb a-
Riku and Sora:KIARI!!!!
Kiari:Ass.Why can't they fit in?
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Sora:Well that went great!If Kiari hadn't have let everybody in the world know what a donkey's butt was.Then we-
Kiari:Sora,Shut up your mouth!!!!
Riku:Shut up your mouth?That's a new one....Normally Its Sora,shut your face or something or another....
Kiari:Sora,can I check my e-mail on your computer?
Sora:Wouldn't you just mad at me?
Riku:PMS...
-Smackerz! Right in Rikus face with Kiari's overly large purse-
Kiari:No,I just see no reason at staying mad...
Kiari sat down at Soras computer desk.
Kiari:Hey whats this letter?
Sora:Oh some baka wants me to go to some school.Don't see why,who needs schoo when you got my brains.
Riku:Hey I got that letter.Ha Kiari didn't get one.
Kiari:I haven't checked my mail,and you know you can't ignore these right?Guess were going to high school.
Riku:To get kicked out!
Sora:For liberty,for justice,and for the manly men in green tights!
Kiari and Riku: 0-0....
Sora:And for all!!!
________________________________________ ________________________________________ __________
Will our hero's -coughs losers-get kicked out of school during there first week?Will I ever do that Mr.Rogers skit I was planning?And will I ever complete my FMA story?Find out next time.
Kiari:I knew it...
Sora:-yells over the loud music-What'd you say Riku?
Riku:Nope
Sora:K!
________________________________________ __________________________
*Meanwhile*
Axel:Do it again!!!
Hyena:Muffasa!!!
Axel:Uhhahaha!!!!
Hyena:Muffasa!
Axel: Uhahaha!!!!
Kiari walks in
Kiari:Help me!
Hyena:Shoot at me girl friend!
Kiari:Ok!-bang shoots hiones-
Axel:That was my entertainment.
Kiari: Welp now its my lunch!Now help me or I'll shoot you to.
Axel:-suddenly frighten-OoooK.
Kiari: I think Sora and Riku turned gay on me and I need your help to find out if this is true.
Axel: Your not Dora the Explorer.
Kiari:Say map...
Axel: Map!!!
Kiari: Now your Boots the Monkey.
Axel: Oh yeah I like monkeys!
Kiari:Ok then you can be the goat.
Axel: What goat?There is no goat in Dora the Explorer.
Kiari:Ok then you can be the big red chicken.
Axel: Are you calling me fat?
________________________________________ __________________________
*Meanwhile again*
Sora:HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME OH YEAH!!!
Riku:Ya know we could be doing something other then video games.
Sora: Lets be in movies!
Riku: Oh yeah if the same dudes who make Final Fantasy casted us as the main guys then other people would totally do it!
________________________________________ __________________________
*But yet what were they doing/thinking when they casted Sora and Riku,lets find out*
Bob:-burp-I am soooooo high!I mean we are so successful with the Final Fantasy games it don't even matter if this game completely bombs!
Bulakitty:OH yeah lets just get the casting over with.Ok I cast you and you come on up.Spikey and gay.
Sora:Oh yeah Riku we rule!
George:Ok lets go have pizza.
________________________________________ ________________________________________ __________
Kiari and Axel go into Soras apartment together,laughing and holding hands.
Kiari:OmG Axel that's soo funny.
Sora: Get away from my women!-throws Axel out the window.-
Axel:Agh Holly Crap!
Kiari:Well bye big red chicken...
Sora:Does that mean your Dora?
Riku: O O can I be Boots the Monkey?
Kiari: You look like a monkey!
Sora: Your mommas a monkey.
Kiari: Sora,hush you-
Riku:OH What you say about my moma.
Kiari:Oh dear lord here we go.I'm going to find Sora and Riku a part in some random Christmas movie....
(3 hours l8er)
Kiari: Sora Riku!!!!Get your badonky donks in here.
Riku:Yeah?
Kiari:I got you and Sora a part in the Rudolph the Red-nose fat a$$
Sora: reindeer it's not a donkey.
Kiari: I didn't say you could talk you misfit.Ok Riku your Hermes,and Sora your Rudolph.
Sora:-snif-I wanted to be the monster.
Kiari:Well technically the only thing your doing is being a husky and a reindeer and singing the Misfit song.
Sora:Are you in it?
Kiari:Unfortunatlly.I have to sing at the end.
Riku: And this is a remake of the original movie?
Kiari: You tell me ya elf.
________________________________________ ________________________________________ _________
*Part.well I don't actually know so I'll guess #4 Misfit.*
Sora:Why am I such a misfit,I am not such a mifit just because I have a small,di
Kiari:Sora!!!!
Sora:Dinner!Why don't I fit in?
Riku:Why am I such a misfit?I am not just a misfit just because of my freakishly large di-
Kiari:OMG this airing to little children across the country!!!!
Riku:NOSE!!!!Why can't I fit in?
LCAC (Little Children Across the Country):0-0 that's scary.
Kiari:Why are they such misfits.Yes,I know they are misfits.Just because they are a bunch of dumb a-
Riku and Sora:KIARI!!!!
Kiari:Ass.Why can't they fit in?
________________________________________ ________________________________________ __________
Sora:Well that went great!If Kiari hadn't have let everybody in the world know what a donkey's butt was.Then we-
Kiari:Sora,Shut up your mouth!!!!
Riku:Shut up your mouth?That's a new one....Normally Its Sora,shut your face or something or another....
Kiari:Sora,can I check my e-mail on your computer?
Sora:Wouldn't you just mad at me?
Riku:PMS...
-Smackerz! Right in Rikus face with Kiari's overly large purse-
Kiari:No,I just see no reason at staying mad...
Kiari sat down at Soras computer desk.
Kiari:Hey whats this letter?
Sora:Oh some baka wants me to go to some school.Don't see why,who needs schoo when you got my brains.
Riku:Hey I got that letter.Ha Kiari didn't get one.
Kiari:I haven't checked my mail,and you know you can't ignore these right?Guess were going to high school.
Riku:To get kicked out!
Sora:For liberty,for justice,and for the manly men in green tights!
Kiari and Riku: 0-0....
Sora:And for all!!!
________________________________________ ________________________________________ __________
Will our hero's -coughs losers-get kicked out of school during there first week?Will I ever do that Mr.Rogers skit I was planning?And will I ever complete my FMA story?Find out next time.