Kingdom Hearts Fan Fiction ❯ Kingdom Hearts:Behind the Scenes ❯ It's...was Chirstmas time XD ( Chapter 13 )
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By: RanmaChan93 
This was the Christmas special I put on DA. I don't own Tom Hanks or those gamming systems.
Non Anime: Kingdom Hearts Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 02.05.2007 | Pages: 4 | Words: 1.5K | Visits: 186 | Status: Completed
This was the Christmas special I put on DA. I don't own Tom Hanks or those gamming systems.
Non Anime: Kingdom Hearts Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 02.05.2007 | Pages: 4 | Words: 1.5K | Visits: 186 | Status: Completed
Sora:-grumbles- I hate Christmas shopping I have no idea what to get Kiari....
Riku:How bout a G-string?
Sora:No way hosay!!!
Riku:Hey I'm no man hoe!!!!
Sora:Idiot...Hey theres Kiari!!!
Riku:Hey Kiari Sora needs to know what to get you.
Sora: Hey Kiari Rikus a man hoe!
Riku: I told you I didn't swing on poles!!!
Kiari: Riku idiot that's a stripper.And Sora your actually getting me something?
Sora: Well ya!
Kiari: That's very kind of you.
Riku: Tell him G-strings arn't bad.
Kiari: I like them, I'm wearing one right now.
Sora: Nice to know...
Riku: Well I'm getting you one.
Kiari: That's ok.
Sora: I got it!!!Bye guys!!!
Riku: I know what to get you guys! -runs off and leaves Kiari-
Kiari: Well -begins to sing- I'm all alone....There's no one here beside me....
Riku:-pops back up- BUT YOU GOTTA HAVE FRIENDS!!!!!!
Kiari: Idiot....
~*~ (Ranma: I learned this like 2 minutes ago, I suppose it's when you switch scenes.But I'm using it :D)
Sora:Ok now what kinda chocolate does Kiari like?White,Rich,creamy what the hell is all these!?!?!?!?Ok officially confunded -.-...
~*~ (there it is again lol)
Riku: Build-a-Bear Workshop!The best place for kids!!!!Wait I'm at the wrong place....
~*~ (I really like this thingy)
Kiari: I think I'll catch a movie...With Tom Hanks!!!!!
Tom Hanks: Hey Kiari, I don't know after Forest Gump my acting career just went down the drain.
Kiari:-throws 20 bucks- RUN FOREST RUN!!!!!
~*~(There all in the mall by the way)
Sora: -talking to the candy clerk- So should I go with dark chocalate or creamy?
Clerk: Who is it for?
Sora: My friend Kiari...
Clerk: Mmmm a girl, I suggest the dark with some nice perfume.
Sora: Now where in this shop would perfume be?
~*~(Surly not in a candy shop Sora-soma now back to Riku-kun)
Riku: I'm not sure, would Kiari like a gift from here?
Clerk:Umm this Clairs.It's a girl, na poops she'll like it!
Riku:Oh good then!
Clerk: She'll like it then.
Riku: That's good, now do you no what I can get for a guy?
~*~
Kiari: Damn it you just can't find any good celebraties to hang out with anymore.CLOUD!!!!!!
Cloud: What Kiari?
Kiari: Lets go see a movie.
Cloud: Don't you have Christmas shopping to do?
Kiari: I finished.
Cloud:Lucky you, I haven't!-walks off-
Kiari: Sucks for you then, I was going to pay for everything.
~*~
Sora: I finally found perfume took me forever and a half.But I found it!!!Now what to get for Riku....I got it!!!!!!!!!The WII!!!!
~*~
Riku:I got it the PS3!!!!!
~*~
Kiari: I got it LEON!!!!!
~*~
Sora walked into GameStop and looked around
Sora: -yells-WHERES THE FREAKIN WIIs!?!?!?!?
Clerk:Sorry sir where out...
Sora:Damnit I'll have to think of another gift.
~*~
Riku: I couldn't find a PS3 so I got the next best the the PS2!!!!!Now a musical of a random song WHATS NEW SCOOBY DOO WHERE GOING TO SOLVE THAT MYSTERY WHATS NEW SCOOBY DOO,LALALLALA WHATS NEW SCOOBY DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!Ok I'm done....
~*~
Leon: Kiari what?
Kiari: Lets go see a movie?
Leon: Why not...
Kiari: FINALLY!!!
~*~
Sora: I'll just get him a GameCube the next best thing....I feel the need to sing a song....A show tune....CAREBEAR COUNT DOWN 4,3,2,1!!!!WHOS THAT COMMING SOMEWHERE UP IN THE SKY?MOVING FAST AND BRIGHT AS A FIREFLY.JUST WHEN YOU THINK THAT TROUBLE GONNA POUNCE,WHOS GOIN TO BE THERE WHEN IT REALLY COUNTS DO THE CARE BEAR COUNTDOWN 4,3,2,1!!!!!!!Yeah that was the bomb...
~*~
Leon:Kiari whats wrong?
Kiari: I just have this freaking tumor in my head that sounds like Sora....
Tumor that sounds like Sora:Hey,Hey Kiari sing a show tune!!!
Leon: You've been hanging out with him to much.
Kiari: It told me to sing a show tune....
Leon: Well sing one!
Movie Theator guy: Hey where getting a lot of complaints could you please hush?
Kiari: CHIP CHIP CHIP AND DALE RESCUE RANGERS!!!!!!CHIP CHIP CHIIP AND DALE WHEN THERES DANGER!!!YOU'LL KNOW IT NEVER FAILS WHEN THERE INVOLVED!!!!SOME HOW WHAT EVERS WRONG GETS SOLVED!!!!!Ok sorry about that.
Movie guy: I'm going to have to ask you to leave...
Leon: It was a tumor damnit!!!!
Kiari: Sorry won't happen again.
Movie guy: Better not.
~*~
Sora: I got the GameCube,hey whats that? (it's a sign) If you smile at someone they'll pass it on and the whole world will eventually smile.How cool I'll try it.
Sora walks by some guy that looked angry and smiled at him.
Guy: Fu*@ you!!!!-flips off-
Sora: Well Merry Christmas to you to dude!!!!
He then walks by a bunch of depreased emo's.Sora smiled at them.
They shake there head and show Sora the scars of where they cut themselves.
Sora: Don't kill yourselves before you have a Merry Christmas.
After that he walks by a bunch of punk guys,and smiled at them.
Punk:Look Red we got our self a happy fella.
Punk2:Lets take that grin off that face.-punches Sora in the face-
Sora:-magically gets keyblade-Hope yall have a Merry Christmas....In the hospitle.KEYBLADERS OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!
~*~
Leon that movie was so sad!!!!When Tiny Tim was all "a Merry Christmas to all and God bless us all!!!"-cry-
Kiari: Yeah little crippled boy was cute...
~*~
Sora walks out the door to see one of those Charity Workers.(Ranma: I respect them, god bless you if any charity worker is reading this.)Ya know they where singing too.
Charity Woman: Could you spare some change so the children can have a good Christmas?
Sora: What child doesn't have a good Christmas!?Here take 100 bucks. I'll be back!!!!!
Charity Worker: God bless you!
~*~ (10 min. later)
Leon and Kiari walk out, and see that Charity Worker.Who'm gave the same speach and such,and they still sing.
Kiari:I'll give you a 100 bucks to stop singing.
Leon: You mean you can help Tiny Tim!?Here take 200 no 300!!!!!!!!!!!!
Charity Worker:God bless you!!!!
~*~ (another 10 min. later)
Same dill as the last 2 times except with Riku.
Riku: I suppose I could give a little bit, how much?
Charity Worker: You pick.
Riku: All I have are 100s,here take 2.
Chairity Worker: God Bless you!!!!
Riku: Why thank you, may he bless you to!
~*~
Ok so Sora,Riku,and Kiari all meet in the food court to exchange gifts.(And Leon is gone,sorry)
Kiari: Here Sora,Riku I got you guys something cause I'm nice and I care.That's why.Sora; I got you the PS3 and Riku I got you the WII.
Sora: Soooo that's where the WII went!!!
Riku:And the PS3!!!!!!!
Sora&Riku:Thank you!!!!
Sora: Ok Kiari I got you chocolate and really nice perfume,the women told me it was nice that's how I knew.And Riku I got you the PS2.
Kiari: This smells good,thanks Sora.
Riku: Yay I can finally play Kingdom Hearts!!!!
Riku: Ok Sora I got you the GameCube.And I Kiari I bought you a G-string with........TOM HANKS IN UM!!!!!!!!
Kiari: Wait I just got rid of him!!!!!!
Tom Hanks pops out of the box.
Tom Hanks: These are comfortable.
Kiari:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!
Sora: I get to play some Mario!!!
Ranma-Chan93: And that is the Kingdom Hearts: Behind the Scenes Christmas special!!!!!!!!Merry Christmas to all!!!!!!!!!I luv you all!!!!!!!!
Riku:How bout a G-string?
Sora:No way hosay!!!
Riku:Hey I'm no man hoe!!!!
Sora:Idiot...Hey theres Kiari!!!
Riku:Hey Kiari Sora needs to know what to get you.
Sora: Hey Kiari Rikus a man hoe!
Riku: I told you I didn't swing on poles!!!
Kiari: Riku idiot that's a stripper.And Sora your actually getting me something?
Sora: Well ya!
Kiari: That's very kind of you.
Riku: Tell him G-strings arn't bad.
Kiari: I like them, I'm wearing one right now.
Sora: Nice to know...
Riku: Well I'm getting you one.
Kiari: That's ok.
Sora: I got it!!!Bye guys!!!
Riku: I know what to get you guys! -runs off and leaves Kiari-
Kiari: Well -begins to sing- I'm all alone....There's no one here beside me....
Riku:-pops back up- BUT YOU GOTTA HAVE FRIENDS!!!!!!
Kiari: Idiot....
~*~ (Ranma: I learned this like 2 minutes ago, I suppose it's when you switch scenes.But I'm using it :D)
Sora:Ok now what kinda chocolate does Kiari like?White,Rich,creamy what the hell is all these!?!?!?!?Ok officially confunded -.-...
~*~ (there it is again lol)
Riku: Build-a-Bear Workshop!The best place for kids!!!!Wait I'm at the wrong place....
~*~ (I really like this thingy)
Kiari: I think I'll catch a movie...With Tom Hanks!!!!!
Tom Hanks: Hey Kiari, I don't know after Forest Gump my acting career just went down the drain.
Kiari:-throws 20 bucks- RUN FOREST RUN!!!!!
~*~(There all in the mall by the way)
Sora: -talking to the candy clerk- So should I go with dark chocalate or creamy?
Clerk: Who is it for?
Sora: My friend Kiari...
Clerk: Mmmm a girl, I suggest the dark with some nice perfume.
Sora: Now where in this shop would perfume be?
~*~(Surly not in a candy shop Sora-soma now back to Riku-kun)
Riku: I'm not sure, would Kiari like a gift from here?
Clerk:Umm this Clairs.It's a girl, na poops she'll like it!
Riku:Oh good then!
Clerk: She'll like it then.
Riku: That's good, now do you no what I can get for a guy?
~*~
Kiari: Damn it you just can't find any good celebraties to hang out with anymore.CLOUD!!!!!!
Cloud: What Kiari?
Kiari: Lets go see a movie.
Cloud: Don't you have Christmas shopping to do?
Kiari: I finished.
Cloud:Lucky you, I haven't!-walks off-
Kiari: Sucks for you then, I was going to pay for everything.
~*~
Sora: I finally found perfume took me forever and a half.But I found it!!!Now what to get for Riku....I got it!!!!!!!!!The WII!!!!
~*~
Riku:I got it the PS3!!!!!
~*~
Kiari: I got it LEON!!!!!
~*~
Sora walked into GameStop and looked around
Sora: -yells-WHERES THE FREAKIN WIIs!?!?!?!?
Clerk:Sorry sir where out...
Sora:Damnit I'll have to think of another gift.
~*~
Riku: I couldn't find a PS3 so I got the next best the the PS2!!!!!Now a musical of a random song WHATS NEW SCOOBY DOO WHERE GOING TO SOLVE THAT MYSTERY WHATS NEW SCOOBY DOO,LALALLALA WHATS NEW SCOOBY DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!Ok I'm done....
~*~
Leon: Kiari what?
Kiari: Lets go see a movie?
Leon: Why not...
Kiari: FINALLY!!!
~*~
Sora: I'll just get him a GameCube the next best thing....I feel the need to sing a song....A show tune....CAREBEAR COUNT DOWN 4,3,2,1!!!!WHOS THAT COMMING SOMEWHERE UP IN THE SKY?MOVING FAST AND BRIGHT AS A FIREFLY.JUST WHEN YOU THINK THAT TROUBLE GONNA POUNCE,WHOS GOIN TO BE THERE WHEN IT REALLY COUNTS DO THE CARE BEAR COUNTDOWN 4,3,2,1!!!!!!!Yeah that was the bomb...
~*~
Leon:Kiari whats wrong?
Kiari: I just have this freaking tumor in my head that sounds like Sora....
Tumor that sounds like Sora:Hey,Hey Kiari sing a show tune!!!
Leon: You've been hanging out with him to much.
Kiari: It told me to sing a show tune....
Leon: Well sing one!
Movie Theator guy: Hey where getting a lot of complaints could you please hush?
Kiari: CHIP CHIP CHIP AND DALE RESCUE RANGERS!!!!!!CHIP CHIP CHIIP AND DALE WHEN THERES DANGER!!!YOU'LL KNOW IT NEVER FAILS WHEN THERE INVOLVED!!!!SOME HOW WHAT EVERS WRONG GETS SOLVED!!!!!Ok sorry about that.
Movie guy: I'm going to have to ask you to leave...
Leon: It was a tumor damnit!!!!
Kiari: Sorry won't happen again.
Movie guy: Better not.
~*~
Sora: I got the GameCube,hey whats that? (it's a sign) If you smile at someone they'll pass it on and the whole world will eventually smile.How cool I'll try it.
Sora walks by some guy that looked angry and smiled at him.
Guy: Fu*@ you!!!!-flips off-
Sora: Well Merry Christmas to you to dude!!!!
He then walks by a bunch of depreased emo's.Sora smiled at them.
They shake there head and show Sora the scars of where they cut themselves.
Sora: Don't kill yourselves before you have a Merry Christmas.
After that he walks by a bunch of punk guys,and smiled at them.
Punk:Look Red we got our self a happy fella.
Punk2:Lets take that grin off that face.-punches Sora in the face-
Sora:-magically gets keyblade-Hope yall have a Merry Christmas....In the hospitle.KEYBLADERS OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!
~*~
Leon that movie was so sad!!!!When Tiny Tim was all "a Merry Christmas to all and God bless us all!!!"-cry-
Kiari: Yeah little crippled boy was cute...
~*~
Sora walks out the door to see one of those Charity Workers.(Ranma: I respect them, god bless you if any charity worker is reading this.)Ya know they where singing too.
Charity Woman: Could you spare some change so the children can have a good Christmas?
Sora: What child doesn't have a good Christmas!?Here take 100 bucks. I'll be back!!!!!
Charity Worker: God bless you!
~*~ (10 min. later)
Leon and Kiari walk out, and see that Charity Worker.Who'm gave the same speach and such,and they still sing.
Kiari:I'll give you a 100 bucks to stop singing.
Leon: You mean you can help Tiny Tim!?Here take 200 no 300!!!!!!!!!!!!
Charity Worker:God bless you!!!!
~*~ (another 10 min. later)
Same dill as the last 2 times except with Riku.
Riku: I suppose I could give a little bit, how much?
Charity Worker: You pick.
Riku: All I have are 100s,here take 2.
Chairity Worker: God Bless you!!!!
Riku: Why thank you, may he bless you to!
~*~
Ok so Sora,Riku,and Kiari all meet in the food court to exchange gifts.(And Leon is gone,sorry)
Kiari: Here Sora,Riku I got you guys something cause I'm nice and I care.That's why.Sora; I got you the PS3 and Riku I got you the WII.
Sora: Soooo that's where the WII went!!!
Riku:And the PS3!!!!!!!
Sora&Riku:Thank you!!!!
Sora: Ok Kiari I got you chocolate and really nice perfume,the women told me it was nice that's how I knew.And Riku I got you the PS2.
Kiari: This smells good,thanks Sora.
Riku: Yay I can finally play Kingdom Hearts!!!!
Riku: Ok Sora I got you the GameCube.And I Kiari I bought you a G-string with........TOM HANKS IN UM!!!!!!!!
Kiari: Wait I just got rid of him!!!!!!
Tom Hanks pops out of the box.
Tom Hanks: These are comfortable.
Kiari:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!
Sora: I get to play some Mario!!!
Ranma-Chan93: And that is the Kingdom Hearts: Behind the Scenes Christmas special!!!!!!!!Merry Christmas to all!!!!!!!!!I luv you all!!!!!!!!