Kingdom Hearts Fan Fiction ❯ Yk's KH2 Fic ❯ Land of Dragons 2 ( Chapter 4 )

All: *walking through the destroyed village*

 

Goofy: I wonder how everybody's doing.

 

Donald: LOOK!

 

Cloaked stranger: *turns* …………………your mom. Heeheeheeheeheeheehee *runs off*

 

Sora: WHAT?!? *starts to run after him*

 

Mulan: Sora!

 

Sora: Hey, gorgeous. No time to talk. We gotta catch that guy! He made a slur on my mother!!

 

Mulan: He did the same thing to me. I'm gonna kill him. NOBODY disgraces Fa Mulan's mother!!

 

Sora: Ooh, you are so hot when you're mad.

 

Mulan: Yeah…Shang told me that once.

 

Donald: Let's get that cloaked guy!!

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All: *walking up the mountain*

 

Mulan: *taps Sora* *points*

 

Cloaked stranger: *running past*

 

Sora: Oh wow. I totally wouldn't have seen him there if you hadn't pointed him out! Thanks so much!

 

Goofy: Umm…Sora, he just ran right in front of us.

 

Sora: And he did it so inconspicuously, too.

 

Mulan: Let's keep moving.

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All: *looking around at the summit*

 

Mulan: Looks like he got away.

 

Goofy: Crap. Well, why are you after that guy?

 

Mulan: Umm...cause he made a slur on my mother?

 

Sora: OMG, he did that to me, too!!

 

Donald: Actually, he just said “your mom”

 

Mulan: Hey shut up!! You think its okay to step all over peoples' moms, do you? I bet you hurt more than one kid in school by saying those kinds of things!!

 

Goofy: And hitting them…he did that, too.

 

Sora: Wow, Donald. You were a bully?

 

Donald: NO!

 

Goofy: Yes.

 

*RUMBLE RUMBLE*

 

All: *look up*

 

Heartless: *cascade over the top of the hill squeaking*

 

Donald: Not again!!

 

Sora: First thing's first. *battle mode*

 

Everybody: *runs*

 

Sora: *doesn't* Ha HA! I am sooo good. *turns*

 

Cloaked stranger: ……………….your face.

 

Sora: HEY! QUIT MAKING FUN OF ME AND MY MOM!! *fight*

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Cloaked stranger: ………your mom's face. HeehEeheEeeHheee. *runs off*

 

Sora: Hey, GET BACK HERE BIOT—……oh wait. Only one person I know says stuff like that.

 

Donald and Goofy: *walks up*

 

Donald: Are you okay, Sora?

 

Goody: Did you get `im?

 

Sora: Hmm? Oh…he's gone. And he's also Riku.

 

Donald: WHAT?! HE'S…WHAT?!!!

 

Mulan: You…know him?!

 

Sora: Yeah, we're best buds.

 

Mulan: You're “best buds” with someone who makes jokes at peoples' moms?

 

Sora: And peoples' faces. And peoples' moms' faces. But I only realized it was him after he said that. Anyways….what now?

 

Goofy: I think we should get rid of all the heartless first.

 

Donald: *nod nod*

 

Loud noise: *makes noise*

 

Mulan: What was that…?

 

Sora: I dunno. Maybe it was a heartless.

 

Mulan: Well, if he does that again, it may cause another avalanche, and I don't want to go through any more of those.

 

Sora: I'd go through one more if it was with you.

 

Mulan: ……..whatever. I'm still going.

 

Heartless: *bursts out of mountain* RAAAOOOWWW.

 

All: *battle positions*

 

Heartless: *fly over them*

 

All: *watch it*

 

Mulan: Omigosh! It's headed for the city!! We've got to warn Shang!!

 

Goofy: Umm…can you never say “Omigosh” ever again?

 

All: *walk off*

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