Kingdom Hearts Fan Fiction ❯ Yk's KH2 Fic ❯ Beast Castle 2 ( Chapter 3 )

 

 

Belle: *humming Mary Had a Little Lamb*

 

Wardrobe: I hope tonight goes well!

Belle: Yeah, me too. Umm…what comes after “Its fleece was white as snow”?

 

Wardrobe: I dunno. Hey, do you think this paint makes my butt look big?

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All: *run up to Beast*

 

Sora: Yo! Beasty Boy! What up?

 

Beast: Tonight is very important.

 

Belle: *walks downstairs*

 

Sora: Hello there, beautiful. You are looking MARVOLOUS tonight.

 

Beast: HEY, SHUT UP!! TONIGHT IS FOR ME AND HER, NOT YOU AND YOUR BULLSH—

 

Belle: Let's go, Beast. I want to get this over with.

 

Both: *walks into ballroom*

 

Goofy: Nice job, Sora.

 

Donald: Yeah, now Beast's all mad.

 

Sora: Not my fault.

 

All: *run after them*

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Lumiere: Now then, please enjoy the evening.

 

Belle: Oh, like that's going to happen.

 

Lumiere: Umm…

 

Sora and Gang: *run in*

 

Sora: *wave*

 

Lumiere: And our honored guests...are welcome, too!!

 

Xaldin: A welcome indeed.

 

Sora: *run around* *locates Xaldin* Hey, thanks man!

 

Xaldin: No problem Sora, you're cool.

 

Donald: No, he's not!

 

Xaldin: You can't feel his coolness radiating off of him?

 

Goofy: Nope, I'm afraid not.

 

Beast: GET OUT!!

 

Belle: Oh, no. Not tonight. You could come and attack the castle any other night, but tonight is out. I'm not having anything interfere with this thing, not even you and your monsters. Now get out of here, or I'll beat you into a bloody pulp, bit—

 

Xaldin: Woah, woah, lady. Take a chill pill or something. *summons up Nobodies*

 

Beast: *beats two of them*

 

Xaldin: I've come to take something you hold very dear.

 

Beast: NO! MY ROSE!!!

 

Belle: What?!

 

Beast: RRRRRRROOOOOAAAAARRRR!!!!!

 

Xaldin: Yes…let your anger grow. *disappears*

 

Beast: *run*

 

Belle: *runs after*

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Beast: *pacing in his room*

 

Belle and Sora and Gang: *watching*

 

Beast: ROOOOOAAAARR!!!

 

Belle: Beast, you're so insensitive. I can't believe that a rose is dearer to you than me!!

 

Beast: YOU SHUT UP!! ONE WHO KNOWS NOTHING CAN UNDERSTAND NOTHING!!!

 

Sora: Have I heard that before…?

 

Beast: Sora….Belle…..I want you guys to leave the castle.

 

Sora: Huh?

 

Beast: Donald and Goofy can stay…they're cool. But you guys must leave

 

Belle: Why? ARE YOU SEEING SOMEONE?!?

 

Beast: When you got here….I tried to change. But I was in love with someone before.

 

Sora: OOOOOOOHH!!! WHO?!

 

Beast: THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUISINESS!! ………Mrs. Potts.

 

Sora: Eeeewww…isn't she like….500 years old?

 

Beast: Goodbye, Belle.

 

Belle: ARE YOU BREAKING UP WITH ME?!?

 

Sora: For Mrs. Potts?

 

Beast: Yes.

 

Sora: Eeewww….okay, well, I'll be your new lover, beautiful.

 

Belle: SHUT UP!!

 

Sora: Ookay, then. I think it's that time of the month for someone.

 

Jack Thompson: *comes out with a bat* What are you implying…?

 

Sora: Nothing. Nothing. *whispers* Let's get out of here before he hurts us…

 

All: *walk off*

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*After some time with the others*

 

Sora; BEAST!! GET OFF YOUR LAZY A--

 

Jack Thompson: *eyes glow*

 

Sora: …butt…AND HELP US GET THAT ROSE BACK!!!

 

Beast: Whyyyy??

 

Sora: Because if you don't I will SO TOTALLY kick Belle down a well.

 

Beast:……..okay.

 

Sora: …….with Mrs. Potts.

 

Beast: LET'S DO THIS!!!!!

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All: *run out into the entrance hall*

 

Xaldin: THERE you are!! What took you guys?

 

Sora: We had a little meltdown.

 

Xaldin: I see. Well, I don't really know what I'm supposed to do now…I got the rose…and now.......aw crap, I forgot.

 

Sora: How `bout you sic some nobodies on us?

 

Xaldin: Mm'kay.

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Belle: *looking off the balcony* Sigh…….*looks over* *sees the rose* …….*picks it up* LOOK! IT'S THE ROSE!!!

 

Xaldin: *captures* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! THAT WAS SO FREAKIN' EASY!!! *ZOMFG leap into the courtyard*

 

Sora: Wowww!! I wanna do that!!!!

 

Beast: ROOAR! *busts the door to the courtyard open* GET OUT OF MY CASTLE!! NOW!!!

 

Xaldin: Okay, but I'd rather travel light. *drops the rose and Belle* ….. *disappear*

 

Sora: …………….okay.

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Belle: *hands Beast the rose* Here, it's yours again.

 

Beast: Okay.

 

Belle: I went through so much trouble to get that! You could at least be thankful!!

 

Goofy: Uhh…

 

Belle: SHUT UP!!!

 

Beast: Oh fine. You can stay at the castle.

 

Belle: Yay!! I like it in there. It's so roomy, and pretty. Now dance with me.

 

Beast: …..*dances*

 

Sora: I'll dance with you after this!!

 

Belle: NO!!

 

Sora: Gawd…

 

Lumiere: She is rather unique, isn't she?

 

Sora: Yeah, Lumiere. I guess you're right.