Legend Of Zelda Fan Fiction ❯ Four Gourds Adventure ❯ Fairy Cake [N] ( Chapter 8 )
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By: AladdinAbu 
Alternate Ending 3: Nobody (with surprise twist!)
Non Anime: Legend Of Zelda Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Hentai / Romance | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 02.19.2011 | Pages: 5 | Words: 6.9K | Visits: 870 | Status: Completed
Alternate Ending 3: Nobody (with surprise twist!)
Non Anime: Legend Of Zelda Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Hentai / Romance | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 02.19.2011 | Pages: 5 | Words: 6.9K | Visits: 870 | Status: Completed
THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: OCARINA OF TIME
~Four Gourds Adventure~
by AladdinAbu
:CORDIAL CHERRIES:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~CHAPTER EIGHT: Fairy Cake~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~[alternate ending N]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
He had to come to a decision - and being that he did not trust the soundness of his own judgment, he left it up to instinct. A solitary choice stood out in his mind clearly, and he seized on that lest there be any blood spilled while he delayed. It was the only way.
"ALL RIGHT!" he shouted, causing the others to abandon their current speech and fixate on him. "Then I choose... NOBODY!"
"WHAT?!" they all shouted, shocked at this news from nowhere.
"No one is... my one and only," he elaborated. "There. Now you can all stop fighting about it and get on with your lives. I'm sorry."
"I do NOT accept this!" Ruto blustered at once, eyes flashing dangerously as her voice took on a ghastly, threatening quality. "Link of Hyrule, YOU are the one I selected, and it is impossible that you would-"
"TOO LATE!" he shouted down at her. "You're going to have to accept it - I belong to NOBODY! Time to find yourself a new fiancee, okay?!"
"Hold on," Zelda said slowly. "You mean... you mean to say that while all of us have been fighting tooth and nail to prove our affection for you, it wasn't enough? Are none of us worthy?"
"Figures," Saria grunted.
"I am the hero of Hyrule," he told them sternly. "And... and I don't think I have the right to give myself to ANY of you until I have slain Gannondorf. So in the mean time, please, just... forget about Best Friends or betrothals or any of that stuff!"
Four pairs of eyes were fixated at him, flickering between abashedness and respect. It was Malon who first recovered. "Well, okay, then. I'm, um... I'm gettin' outta here."
"No, wait!" Saria cried once more. "D-don't run off so fast, it's- he made a decision, there's no reason for you to take off if none of-"
"But there's no reason for me to stay, either," she volleyed, eyes focusing on the Kokiri as they filled with a sort of mischievous gleam. A gleam? "Link says he needs to take care of business before he can pick his pony, and I'm ready to go back to the ranch and wait it out. Hanging around's only gonna make him take longer."
"Th-that's... not what I... couldn't you come to the Village and wait with me?"
A slight rouge sprang into Malon's cheeks as she turned away from Saria. "I, uh... no, I don't think I should. Really, I think we should all let him finish the job and hear his answer once he's done." Then she cleared her throat and smiled brightly. "But if you or the Princess need a lift back to Kokiri Village I'd be happy to oblige!"
Saria seemed disappointed, but she nodded, smiling and trying not to act too embarrassed. "Yeah. Yeah, I'd appreciate that."
And Malon hopped onto Epona's back, reaching down for the Kokiri; a second later they were both sitting as far forward on the steed as possible. "Coming, Zelda?" Saria asked.
"I... oh, all right." She shrugged helplessly. "It doesn't sit right with me that I'm leaving this unsettled, but the hero has spoken." As she walked toward Epona, she passed by him and whispered, "But the moment the kingdom is back to status quo, I WILL seek you out and force you to render a verdict. Understand?"
Link nodded nervously, then waved as the three of them rode off into the trees, Malon's shout of "Hey, watch where you're putting those hands!" barely reaching his ears before they were out of sight and hearing range.
"This is nonsense," Ruto griped. "I shouldn't have to wait for your decision - it has already been made! I gave you-"
"SAVE IT!" Navi screeched, flying into the Zora's face and making a frantic circle. "Link says he needs a while, and he's gonna take a while, KA-PEESH?!"
"How... how DARE you!" Ruto blustered, rage seeping into every inch of her features. "It's none of your concern, you pugnacious pixie!"
"Out! Out of the forest! Now! Before I use ya for bait!"
"Link," she implored him, eyes rolling, "can you please inform this minnow that there are far bigger fish here than she, and that such a microscopic one as she should defer to those of us whom weigh more than a solitary ounce?"
"Navi's right."
If it were possible, the level of outrage Ruto reached exceeded the highest Link has seen thus far. She was trembling from head to flipper, and her hands were balled into fists. "WHAAAT?!"
"She is." He frowned deeply, looking down at the signet on his finger. "Everyone is counting on me to fix this horrible mess we're in, and if I'm going to... I can't sit around with you, talking about what girl is supposed to win some contest. No, I- I need to be alone so I can formulate a strategy."
"Take that!" Navi tilled.
"You can't... I... oh, very well!" she snapped. "But if I sit on my laurels, waiting for my betrothed and he never comes, I'll... I'll be so angry!"
And with those childish parting words, Ruto stormed from the clearing, cursing under her breath.
"Finally."
"Okay," Link sighed, plopping down immediately. "Time to get some sleep."
"What?!" Navi cried. "Hang on a second, what was all that claptrap about brainstorming strategies?!"
"Exactly that: claptrap." With a slight shrug, Link pulled off his hat, rolled it up and placed it beneath his neck. "Really, all this stuff has worn me out so bad that I need to rest before I even TRY using the spiritual stones to defeat Gannondorf. Some shuteye, and I'll be in fighting shape in no time."
As he allowed the world to fall away, he could tell Navi was saying something about lazy good-for-nothings, but he couldn't quite make it out...
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All his magic bottles were empty, and the raft he was on was sinking. Should a magic whistle take him away from all this? But right in front of him, Zelda was doing the Dance of the Seven Veils... and she was down to three. Metal on her belt and sandals glittered in the light cast by their raft's lantern, and her hips swayed from side to side. He could watch that all day - but those moblins were going to interrupt them!
When Link's eyes fluttered open, he saw that the advancing moblins were actually just the canopy of trees above him. He sat up blearily; what time was it? The light cast down through the trees was moonlight, so obviously quite late. He yawned and stretched, then scratched his stomach.
But when he made to stand, he received an unpleasant surprise.
"Oh, no!"
"What?"
Link was startled by the voice for a moment. Someone else was here? Here to see THIS? But then Navi zipped around from behind him and hovered a few inches away. "What's the matter, Link?"
"Oh, Navi." He laughed quietly. "Oh, nothing, I- nothing. It's fine."
"Hey, c'mon," she goaded, flying away and landing on the tip of his boot. "Out with it. You seemed pretty freaked."
"No, I-" Did he dare tell her about it? She was his traveling companion, and they should have no secrets, but this seemed more private. "W-well-"
"Ahh," she said, in a slightly waivering tone. "Is, um... is it because you've got half a stalk going on down there?"
There could be no mistaking what she meant. "Wha?! That is, I- wait, how could you-"
"Gosh, Link," she said in hushed tones as the glow she emitted went from light blue to pale lilac. "I... well, I saw you trying to hide it under your tunic, which was like, a dead giveaway, but I'm, um... what's going on? Why are you like that?"
"I, uhh..." Link decided to pause for a breath. Okay, so she'd found it. No big problem. Besides, the way she was talking about it made it sound like she wasn't altogether ignorant of such matters. "Well, I woke up like this. Dunno why."
"That's pretty amazing," Navi giggled. "Considering you just squirted your stuff all over Saria and Malon, AND into the fish-girl. Didn't think you'd have anything left to give!"
Link found himself bolstered by her attitude. "You mean, you're not mad at me? Or grossed out or anything?"
"Nah. Seen 'em all the time - I mean, on other fairies." When Link stared at her blankly, she continued, "Oh, we fool around with each other all the time up in the Deku's branches. Unlike the Kokiri, we make offspring the old-fashioned way, but there's so few of us that we have to mate really often or we'll disappear."
Link nodded. "So... all that stuff I've been doing today... you've done it before, huh?"
Now her lilac was deepening. "Um, yeah. With other fairies. All the other fairies, more or less. Mostly more. Did I mention we mate really, REALLY often?"
"Even the girl fairies? 'Cause I didn't think it worked that w-"
"It doesn't. But the more often we mate with either gender, the longer we can fend off the dreaded 'Change'; keeps us fertile. We need that."
"Change... like from caterpillars into butterflies?"
Navi laughed much harder now. "Wrong change, bucko."
"Oh. Um... then do you know how else can I make it go away?" he asked, lifting the bottom of his tunic. "Because I've never had to do it by myself, and it's big enough that I don't-"
"Oooooh..."
It occurred to Link only once Navi was uncomfortably close to his stalk that perhaps, even though her species was capable of flight and about a tenth his size (and he being a child among Hylians), that Navi was still a girl. Had he broken the rules of modesty in showing off his gourd to her? Though he was sure the pixie must have seen it at some point during their long journey, now it seemed to fascinate and entice. When he flexed, making it wiggle slightly in the open air, she darted back a few inches, but still uttered a sound full of wonder.
"Navi, I-"
"Damn, Link," she whispered in her tinny, melodic voice. "It's... it might be bigger than me! I think it is! Here-" Before he could stop her, he felt two tiny feet resting on one of his pods. "See? It reaches just over my head. That's amazing!"
"Uhh..."
"Of course, it's not TOO weird," she sighed - and though he could scarcely see these actions with her inner light so brilliant at the moment, he could feel miniscule fingers tracing their way along its underside. "I'm a fairy, and you're a child of men. But still, I... well, I can't say I've ever seen Hylian man-meat in full bloom, so it's kind of... wow."
The stalk was throbbing and fully erect, and most likely would not wilt if she did not leave it be. "Uh, Navi, y-you shouldn't- can't we talk about something else?"
A musical titter. "What's the matter, Link? Don't want to scratch me off your list just yet? You wanna... wait 'til we beat Gannondorf? A post-battle romp has gotta heighten the passion."
Squinting into the light, Link saw the added warmth was due to her leaning against his stalk, both arms placed lightly on either side. Not for the first time he wished he could actually make out his companion's face, but the best he could do was pinpoint the location of her head. Did she look like a Hylian? Or did fairies have an altogether different facial structure? He pictured Ruto's scaly face there, then Zelda's... which one was more likely to be true?
But picturing either Zelda or Ruto's face had adverse affects these days.
"Link, I- whoa!" She took to the air, hovering an inch or two away from him. "Hey, I- I was just joshin' around! I mean, I'm too small to bump uglies with you, right?!"
Link knew he had moaned slightly as his stalk twitched again, but he hadn't meant for it to happen. Now, Navi was offended. Would she think he was disgusting, depraved?
"Come on," she continued quietly. "You can't... you don't want to... not with me, do you?"
"No, no," he assured her. That sounded like fear in her voice, and he wanted to head that off as early as possible. "But you were touching it, so I couldn't help but, y'know... react. Sorry."
"Good," she sighed, sounding relieved. "'Cause if I tried to squeeze THAT thing where I think you'd wanna put it, I'd have to be made of elastic!"
Link laughed easily. "Glad we cleared that up. But I still have this little problem. What do I do?"
"Dunno," she said, still circling his gourd. "Most of the experiences I've had in making those go away involved a romantic partner who's about the same size."
"And we're fresh out of those," Link said through clenched teeth. "There's got to be-"
"Aww," she cooed. "Looks like you've got a little bead of dew going on up there." This was not untrue: a white droplet had appeared at the spout of his gourd. She hovered a bit closer, then drew back. "Oh... uhm, I think that would be kind of, um, forward."
"What?"
"I was gonna- well, I guess that's no big deal, is it? I mean, it shouldn't be." Navi cleared her throat, which coming from her was a sound akin to that of a cricket. "Can I taste some?"
"Huh?!"
"Just a little," she laughed nervously. "Crazy idea, I know, but... well, I've never got to drink a fairy man's syrup because we're always trying too hard to knock me up. Or knock another girl up. But, I mean, your not-so-little swimmers wouldn't do anything to me even if we tried, right? So... so it's not wasteful. You can say no, I won't be ticked."
"Go ahead."
"Really?"
Privately - he would never say as much, because he didn't want to depress her - the thought of constantly striving to continue your species without being able to savor the actions was mortifying. But he could do some small favor for his friend now, and he would. "Yeah, I guess it wouldn't hurt."
Rather than bend to drink, she placed her hand into it and withdrew most of the drop. As he looked on, she lifted it to where he supposed her mouth was.
"Mmmhh!" she grunted obscenely, doing a little figure-eight in the air. "Whoa, NELLY! It's like... like nothing I've ever tasted!"
"Really?" Mildly curious himself, he pressed his finger to his gourd and sampled a drop. It was salty, and had a heady odor, but was nothing to lose your Triforce over. "Hmm. Well, I'm glad you like- HEY! Ooh..."
There hadn't been time enough to stop the fairy from flinging her arms around the spot where gourd met stalk, drinking deeply from his spout. It wasn't long before she'd lapped up what little was left on its exterior, and it was then he felt something unfamiliar.
"WHAAAH, wait, hold on! What are you- NAVI!"
"Sorry!" she cried as her head angled up toward him. "Maybe that was outta line, but I figured there has to be more inside there, and I wanted to turn some up!"
"With your TONGUE?!" That had to be it. From the feelings he could remember Ruto inflicting on his secret cove, the way the intruder writhed and moved inside his spout had to be the same object. Even as he asked, Navi continued to coax more of the fluid from within him, squeezing his stalk slightly as she roved inside for more. "Ahhh... that, that doesn't-"
"It makes me so... oh, Link!"
Now he knew her arms and legs were wrapped around it as she gulped shamelessly at his spout. The added weight pulled his stalk down an inch or so from where it had stuck up before, and both this and the pressure from her embrace sent a quick thrill through him. Then he had her by the wings, holding her in front of his face. "Navi!"
"S... sorry," she panted, pink light spilling off her as she hung limply, effectively chided. "Lost my head. But in my defense, it's really, REALLY good, okay?!"
"I smell peach nectar," he whispered. "Are you...?"
"You smell what? Oh, do you mean... down here?" And she shifted slightly so her legs spread wide; it was the only clear way a glowing person of such size could gesture her meaning without saying it aloud. "Maybe you do. Didn't mean to let it get to me this much, though!"
"Can I try? I mean... no, I shouldn't be doing stuff like that," he reprimanded himself. "We have a mission to carry out. But I am curious..."
"Oh, go on," she said in a very low voice, the pink tint to her glow deepening. "It's only fair."
Thinking of no other way to carry out this act, Link stuck his tongue out as he released her wings. Navi hovered over him for a moment, undecided, before she slowly lowered herself onto its bumpy surface.
"Hmmh," he said as he tasted. It had a wonderful sugar sweetness - like a candy. He didn't dare elaborate, for fear of throwing her off - or worse yet, eating her. But he almost did one of these when he observed her reaction.
"OOooooOIIHH!" she screeched. "It's... DEKU NUTS, how can it be so warm and wet?! All over me down there, rubbing, I'm- NNNNhh, I'm almost ready to loose the juice!"
"Hnnhh?"
And before he could stop her, two little hands were digging into the sides of his tongue as her hips bucked all over its tip, coating the taste buds there with her sweet, succulent ambrosia. "Yeah, yeah, yeah! Let me have it, baby! Give me all you got!"
This wasn't going the way Link had expected; he figured she'd taste him, he'd taste her, and they'd compare notes and be done with it. Hopefully along the way, his stalk would wilt. But now it was getting much, much harder, and he suspected it was not just her flavor. The wild reactions she was giving to his touch felt so beautiful and pure that he couldn't help but get caught up in them. Smiling slightly, he flexed his mouth muscle - and nearly threw her off.
"WHOA, I- MMMHH!!! Oh Link, oh Link! Yeah! Show this sprite what she's been missing! I'm- I'm gonna- YEAH! Yes, yes, YES! NNNHHHHAAAAAHHHH!!!"
The amount of fluid she was releasing increased a tiny bit at that point, and he could feel her body stiffen when her fingers dug into his flesh. Her light was now so bright it hurt to look at her. A few moments passed as she continued to push down, wringing every ounce of pleasure from the experience. Then she fell backward to the ground.
"NAVI!" he cried, catching her at the last moment. And with a start, he realized something: she wasn't glowing anymore.
Navi's lithe, tanned body reminded him more or less of the Gerudo people who lived in the desert on the other side of Hyrule Field. Every muscle was well-defined, everything symmetrical and perfect. Most of her body was without fur, save for the piles of blue-white hair that curled wildly in all directions. Her chest and hips, while of a moderate size, showed every sign of being fully adult.
While she continued to lay in his palm, gasping for breath and laughing weakly, he raised her closer to his face. There, covered in fluid that could have belonged to either one of them, was her micro-peach. Its folds were beautiful and simple, and the pit, though no more than a dot, stuck up indignantly as if to make its presence known. For a thing that weighed no more than an actual peach, Navi was indeed the most beautiful woman he'd ever laid eyes on.
"Hmmmh..."
"Dhh... don't look," she whispered as her midsection began to flicker again. Something inside him was saddened by this; was he going to be able to ever see that perfect form again? "N-no one outside our people is sssupposed to see what we look like!"
"Sorry." Far too late, he averted his eyes. "Wish you had told me that before."
"Oh no," she whispered, sitting up. When he looked again, he saw her glow was back to full strength, a brilliant crimson now. "You got... an eyefull of Navi, didn't you? Aw, shit, this is awful!"
Link's brow furrowed. "What do you mean, awful? Everything looked pretty good from where I was sitting."
"I... belong to you, now."
"Huh?"
"My life belongs to you now," she repeated quietly, voice full of fear and regret. "Any fairy who lets their true form be seen by humans becomes their slave for the rest of their life."
Link took a quick moment to clean his ears out with his pinky fingers before saying, "You're kidding, right? I mean... that can't be possible! It's just-"
"Why would I crack a lame-ass joke like THAT?!" she screamed up at him, stamping her little foot as she stood. "We mythical folk guard our secrets very closely, y'know - and ANYONE who sees our true form gains power over us! Which means we have to make a sacrifice in order to- in order to... oh." Navi's tiny sigh was the most heartbreaking noise Link had ever borne witness to. "I'm not a fairy anymore."
"Sure you are," he soothed her, feeling ashamed of what he'd done - even though he'd had no idea of the consequences. "I mean, you're still four inches tall with wings, right?"
"Four and a HALF," she corrected. "But I mean, that's not- it's... I'm not a member of the fairy COMMUNITY anymore. Do you see? Because I gave you the uncensored show, now I can't go back. Even if they wanted to forgive and forget, I couldn't- it's magical law. It's the only way we can protect our secrets."
"That doesn't make any sense, though; couldn't I still blab all your secrets, even if you get punished?"
"Nope." The answer was simple, but surprising. "Magically, your lips are sealed; that's the tradeoff. The fairy folk excommunicate the offending member of the community, and in return the power of the Triforce makes whoever was unlucky enough to catch a glimpse of us to live with a secret they can never tell for the rest of their lives. Even if it's multiple people who see, none of them can talk about it - even with each other. It would be the same if they saw a fairy, or if the fairy told them deep, dark secrets about my people - former people. Gotta get used to saying that, now."
"You can't be serious - what about-"
"If they try to paint a portrait, it alters slighty," she said in a bland monotone, as if this was some story a fairy elder had beaten into her head repeatedly in her formative years. "They see something from a cartoon, or something else fantastically wrong. If they write a book, all our specifics either vague up or disappear. Magic."
"But... you can never go back, ever? That's not fair, it's mean!"
"Not really." She sat down, legs dangling off the side of his palm. "I mean... in the past, there have been fairies who fall in love with humans, and this way they can be with them. Usually, the humans move out of populated areas to be alone, since, um... try explaining to all your buddies who keep introducing you to potential mates that you're already seeing someone from a species they don't even think exists! ESPECIALLY when there's magic preventing you from giving out any juicy details!"
Link considered for a minute as the tiny glowing person in his hand stared off into the woods. All this information she'd let him in on, what he'd seen... no one else could know. Even if he found a way to show them personally, the people that saw could never share it with anyone else. Was that why Navi was being so frank with him?
"Wait, wait," he spoke up. "But you already told me about how you fariries mate. Wouldn't that count?"
"Oh," she breathed, shocked. "Well... maybe. I hadn't thought about it. Guess I was so caught up in the moment that I let my mouth run off more than I should. But either way, it's too late; you know too much for me to pretend I could still go back to the fairies."
"Stand on your head."
And just like that, Navi was upside-down. "Wha- hey, Link!"
"Sorry," Link snickered. "I just... well, I wanted to see how well it worked."
"Don't do that anymore! C'mon, I know I'm supposed to be your slave, but- have a heart, okay?!"
"Okay, you can get down." And down she got, quickly. "But... well, you kind of belonged to me anyway, didn't you?"
"Not so much," she told him in curt tones. "I would have if you were Kokiri, but as we both know, you're another breed; that's why the Deku Tree sent me to you when he did. Even though you weren't supposed to be assigned a fairy at all, he understood that you'd need me for your quest. And you do." She took off into the air and hovered in front of him. "But I didn't really belong to you until now."
"Belong to me..." It sounded an awful lot like the kind of things Zelda and Ruto were trying to rope him into before. Did that mean they had to mate now? Nonsense; he couldn't understand how they could interact the way he could with beings his size. It would be next to impossible. "But... maybe things won't change that much. You already followed me around, and did stuff for me, and helped me out. What's the difference?"
"After the quest. Until we defeat Gannondorf, I guess things will go about the same as they have been. But once it's all over, I was SUPPOSED to go back to the community and wait to be assigned to a Kokiri - assuming there'd ever be any more to assign me to. Now, however... you're stuck with me 'til one of us kicks the bucket, so we might as well get used to each other."
Link laughed. "Then you could just kill me and get it over with, right?"
"No!" she gasped, sounding worried. "Link, I would never! And... even if I got the idea in my head, the magical bonds wouldn't let me kill you. Not when I'm the slave. You could squash me like a bug if you wanted to, though, and I couldn't stop you."
"You know I wouldn't," he reassured her. "Heck, I'd let you out of the deal right now if it were possible."
"Thanks. But... well, I can't say I'm disappointed with it."
The boy could feel him doing a double take. "Really? You don't mind being stuck with me for all time?"
"Not at all." Her light fairy arms came to rest on the inside of his thigh as she hovered there, presumably looking at him; he couldn't tell at present through her shield of light. "I do wish I could go back and help my people propigate again, but... if I was going to be caught by any human, I'm glad it's one I respect... one I care about. That helps a lot."
Her warm little body curled around his leg, and he had to fight with a lump in his throat. Maybe he had been taking her presence for granted. She really cared about him? They'd been traveling together so long, focused on their goals and adventures that he hadn't really given much thought to how they regarded each other as friends.
The sight of her flesh returned to his mind. Were they mated? If they were, he wouldn't mind waking up to her every morning; she was beyond beautiful. And even though they were a mismatched pair, they had already found ways to please one another. Unusual, yes, but satisfactory. Maybe, in time, they could even get used to it.
"Ummm, Link..."
"Hmm?"
"Your, uh, soldier boy is at attention again."
She was right; thinking about the ways Navi had touched him when she was trying to sample his dew had reawoken the gourd-stalk. "Oops," he chuckled. "Didn't mean to... is it bad?"
"No way," she said warmly. "But I didn't think you wanted to do stuff like that again so soon."
"Guess my gourd is," he laughed. "But I- maybe we shouldn't, there's other duties we have to work o- ooOONNn..."
Two thin arms were slipping under the rumpled skin at the base of his gourd, twisting and pulling at his flesh and sinew. Link's head fell back as he allowed this intense, nearly-painful pleasure roll through him, amazed at how a person could feel anything so strongly. Her body curled itself along him as she ministrated to his stalk, wrapping her legs so tightly around that the pressure made it seem to harden instantly.
"Ohh, Link," she whispered. "I don't know if it's because you've been so busy today, but your spoor... it's so strong! My head is kind of spinning from it!"
Link couldn't find any words for a reply; he just laid back on his elbows, trying to regulate his breathing and keep from thrusting up - because she would only move with his body. He willed himself to let her retain control, to give in to every prodding caress. If he wasn't mistaken, he could feel a droplet of her hot, sticky nectar rolling down from where her peach was grinding into what must have been one massive pillar of muscle to her.
"I can't even explain what this does to my nipples," she was laughing, a mad, hungry sort of laugh. "Big wall of beefcake rubbing against them, pushing them into my chest! Man, wh-why haven't we been doing this all along?!"
"Nnavi," he managed to grunt, reaching out for her - but then he stopped. What exactly was he going to do? Any pressure he exerted on her form would probably leave her a crumpled mess. But then something occurred to him. "Can I... touch you there?"
"Huhh?" she said numbly as she rubbed what could only have been her face against his gourd. "Where? Oh... OH! Yes, yes of course, go for it!"
Gingerly, painstakingly, he brushed his finger up the underside of his stalk, shuddering at his own touch. He didn't want to run the risk of jabbing her in the back if his aim was bad. Then, he felt it.
"MMMmmm," she cried. "You g-got it, you found the... the spot, all right! Wow, you're not- HEY, that's my ass!"
"Sorry!" he said hurriedly as he drew back.
"Naw, it's cool," she panted hotly. "Just didn't know you played it that way - though I guess Ruto played it with you, huh?"
Link laughed nervously - some of the things Ruto had done mostly terrified him. "So is it okay if I... keep going?"
"Hell yeah! I mean, it's not like you can get your finger in there even if you tried, so do whatever you want!"
When he put his finger to her nethers again, Navi squeezed him extra hard, tittering with joy. Link smiled at how thoroughly his partner seemed to be enjoying their actions, and began rubbing around there as vigorously as he dared without worrying he might flick her into the bushes. She continued to caress and coax more dew from him until suddenly...
"AHHH!"
"Hmmhh," Navi grunted into his flesh. "Sorry, but I... I need more, and it's so, SOOO hot in there!"
Link gritted his teeth as he felt something much harder than her tongue wiggling around inside his gourd-spout; what in Hyrule did she think she was doing?! It was painful, wrong! But eventually, the pain lessened; it never became quite pleasurable, but all her other advances felt so amazing that the slight discomfort of her intrustion got lost in the shuffle.
"Tasty," she breathed as she withdrew from taking yet another sip of him. "It's like a, a little vagina, but filled with... with the nectar of the gods!"
"I like your nectar, too," he sighed as he moved his finger to his mouth again; delicious. This time, he caught a hint of the dark tang he'd sampled from both Ruto and Saria, it having gotten mixed in with the nectar. Feeling his end nearing, he moved the finger back in place.
"HURRK!"
What was THAT sound? Startled, Link asked, "What, what happened?"
"Your finger went... it went... it went in!"
"WHAT?!"
"A little," she qualified, shuddering against his stalk - a sensation that only served to quicken him to the explosion. "Just the tip, but I- I didn't think- WOW!"
And wasting no time, he felt several fingers wiggling inside his gourd spout as it widened him enough for her tongue to reach in for his dew. "WhaHEY, Navi! OW!"
"Link!" she breathed thickly through his skin and fluid. Again he had to look away, lest he be blinded by her radiance. "Link, rub me raw, fuck me with your giant finger! I want it all - ALL of you!"
And he could say no more; as he started to ask her to exit his spout, her free arm and leg began such a feverish labor on his stalk that all coherent thought left him. Everything was Navi: deep in his gourd, around it, around the stalk... around his fingertip. "Nnhh, NNNhh, NNNGGGH!!!"
"MMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!"
After several tense, spasming seconds, Link allowed his body to fall back to the forest floor. Navi was flung forward, bouncing off his stomach and landing in the middle of his chest. And, as Link had been hoping, her glow disappeared again.
The expression on her tiny face was so sated that he knew she'd enjoyed this just as much as he, if not more. Oh, her eyes - clear and pale blue, like the sky! Her rosy cheeks actually sparkled! Thin, perfect lips parted and panting, the corners curled up into a shameless smile that betrayed every last bit of happiness she felt. No Hylian-sized person he'd ever met could match her beauty.
"So, Link," she gasped, unable to move. "Do I... make the cut? Am I the n-newest chippy?"
"Newest?" he laughed. "Only."
She made a grunt that dismissed his words - though she averted her eyes as her midsection tried its best to glow crimson. "Don't have to butter me up, you own me now. You can still take a wife, I don't count."
"Oh, you do," he breathed as sleep settled over him like a warm blanket. "You really, really do."
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Link never knew how long he slept in the woods with his sprite friend atop him. It made little difference - only that he wanted to know how many minutes that perfect peace lasted.
When he awoke, Navi was still sprawled on his chest, snoozing quietly. Her glow was diminished from its usual intensity, though he could still see no distinct features - which he counted a great shame. It seemed that the only times he could gaze upon the divinity of her form was when she was spent. His memories of sky-blue eyes would have to sustain him.
Link started to wake her, to discuss all those things that they had spoken of before and during their actions - but why when she looked so content? No. Discussions of their future and the downfall of evil dictators could wait.
For now, the world was made up of a boy and his fairy.
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THE END (AGAIN)
(Next up: Saria! The FINAL ending!)
~Four Gourds Adventure~
by AladdinAbu
:CORDIAL CHERRIES:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~CHAPTER EIGHT: Fairy Cake~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~[alternate ending N]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
He had to come to a decision - and being that he did not trust the soundness of his own judgment, he left it up to instinct. A solitary choice stood out in his mind clearly, and he seized on that lest there be any blood spilled while he delayed. It was the only way.
"ALL RIGHT!" he shouted, causing the others to abandon their current speech and fixate on him. "Then I choose... NOBODY!"
"WHAT?!" they all shouted, shocked at this news from nowhere.
"No one is... my one and only," he elaborated. "There. Now you can all stop fighting about it and get on with your lives. I'm sorry."
"I do NOT accept this!" Ruto blustered at once, eyes flashing dangerously as her voice took on a ghastly, threatening quality. "Link of Hyrule, YOU are the one I selected, and it is impossible that you would-"
"TOO LATE!" he shouted down at her. "You're going to have to accept it - I belong to NOBODY! Time to find yourself a new fiancee, okay?!"
"Hold on," Zelda said slowly. "You mean... you mean to say that while all of us have been fighting tooth and nail to prove our affection for you, it wasn't enough? Are none of us worthy?"
"Figures," Saria grunted.
"I am the hero of Hyrule," he told them sternly. "And... and I don't think I have the right to give myself to ANY of you until I have slain Gannondorf. So in the mean time, please, just... forget about Best Friends or betrothals or any of that stuff!"
Four pairs of eyes were fixated at him, flickering between abashedness and respect. It was Malon who first recovered. "Well, okay, then. I'm, um... I'm gettin' outta here."
"No, wait!" Saria cried once more. "D-don't run off so fast, it's- he made a decision, there's no reason for you to take off if none of-"
"But there's no reason for me to stay, either," she volleyed, eyes focusing on the Kokiri as they filled with a sort of mischievous gleam. A gleam? "Link says he needs to take care of business before he can pick his pony, and I'm ready to go back to the ranch and wait it out. Hanging around's only gonna make him take longer."
"Th-that's... not what I... couldn't you come to the Village and wait with me?"
A slight rouge sprang into Malon's cheeks as she turned away from Saria. "I, uh... no, I don't think I should. Really, I think we should all let him finish the job and hear his answer once he's done." Then she cleared her throat and smiled brightly. "But if you or the Princess need a lift back to Kokiri Village I'd be happy to oblige!"
Saria seemed disappointed, but she nodded, smiling and trying not to act too embarrassed. "Yeah. Yeah, I'd appreciate that."
And Malon hopped onto Epona's back, reaching down for the Kokiri; a second later they were both sitting as far forward on the steed as possible. "Coming, Zelda?" Saria asked.
"I... oh, all right." She shrugged helplessly. "It doesn't sit right with me that I'm leaving this unsettled, but the hero has spoken." As she walked toward Epona, she passed by him and whispered, "But the moment the kingdom is back to status quo, I WILL seek you out and force you to render a verdict. Understand?"
Link nodded nervously, then waved as the three of them rode off into the trees, Malon's shout of "Hey, watch where you're putting those hands!" barely reaching his ears before they were out of sight and hearing range.
"This is nonsense," Ruto griped. "I shouldn't have to wait for your decision - it has already been made! I gave you-"
"SAVE IT!" Navi screeched, flying into the Zora's face and making a frantic circle. "Link says he needs a while, and he's gonna take a while, KA-PEESH?!"
"How... how DARE you!" Ruto blustered, rage seeping into every inch of her features. "It's none of your concern, you pugnacious pixie!"
"Out! Out of the forest! Now! Before I use ya for bait!"
"Link," she implored him, eyes rolling, "can you please inform this minnow that there are far bigger fish here than she, and that such a microscopic one as she should defer to those of us whom weigh more than a solitary ounce?"
"Navi's right."
If it were possible, the level of outrage Ruto reached exceeded the highest Link has seen thus far. She was trembling from head to flipper, and her hands were balled into fists. "WHAAAT?!"
"She is." He frowned deeply, looking down at the signet on his finger. "Everyone is counting on me to fix this horrible mess we're in, and if I'm going to... I can't sit around with you, talking about what girl is supposed to win some contest. No, I- I need to be alone so I can formulate a strategy."
"Take that!" Navi tilled.
"You can't... I... oh, very well!" she snapped. "But if I sit on my laurels, waiting for my betrothed and he never comes, I'll... I'll be so angry!"
And with those childish parting words, Ruto stormed from the clearing, cursing under her breath.
"Finally."
"Okay," Link sighed, plopping down immediately. "Time to get some sleep."
"What?!" Navi cried. "Hang on a second, what was all that claptrap about brainstorming strategies?!"
"Exactly that: claptrap." With a slight shrug, Link pulled off his hat, rolled it up and placed it beneath his neck. "Really, all this stuff has worn me out so bad that I need to rest before I even TRY using the spiritual stones to defeat Gannondorf. Some shuteye, and I'll be in fighting shape in no time."
As he allowed the world to fall away, he could tell Navi was saying something about lazy good-for-nothings, but he couldn't quite make it out...
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All his magic bottles were empty, and the raft he was on was sinking. Should a magic whistle take him away from all this? But right in front of him, Zelda was doing the Dance of the Seven Veils... and she was down to three. Metal on her belt and sandals glittered in the light cast by their raft's lantern, and her hips swayed from side to side. He could watch that all day - but those moblins were going to interrupt them!
When Link's eyes fluttered open, he saw that the advancing moblins were actually just the canopy of trees above him. He sat up blearily; what time was it? The light cast down through the trees was moonlight, so obviously quite late. He yawned and stretched, then scratched his stomach.
But when he made to stand, he received an unpleasant surprise.
"Oh, no!"
"What?"
Link was startled by the voice for a moment. Someone else was here? Here to see THIS? But then Navi zipped around from behind him and hovered a few inches away. "What's the matter, Link?"
"Oh, Navi." He laughed quietly. "Oh, nothing, I- nothing. It's fine."
"Hey, c'mon," she goaded, flying away and landing on the tip of his boot. "Out with it. You seemed pretty freaked."
"No, I-" Did he dare tell her about it? She was his traveling companion, and they should have no secrets, but this seemed more private. "W-well-"
"Ahh," she said, in a slightly waivering tone. "Is, um... is it because you've got half a stalk going on down there?"
There could be no mistaking what she meant. "Wha?! That is, I- wait, how could you-"
"Gosh, Link," she said in hushed tones as the glow she emitted went from light blue to pale lilac. "I... well, I saw you trying to hide it under your tunic, which was like, a dead giveaway, but I'm, um... what's going on? Why are you like that?"
"I, uhh..." Link decided to pause for a breath. Okay, so she'd found it. No big problem. Besides, the way she was talking about it made it sound like she wasn't altogether ignorant of such matters. "Well, I woke up like this. Dunno why."
"That's pretty amazing," Navi giggled. "Considering you just squirted your stuff all over Saria and Malon, AND into the fish-girl. Didn't think you'd have anything left to give!"
Link found himself bolstered by her attitude. "You mean, you're not mad at me? Or grossed out or anything?"
"Nah. Seen 'em all the time - I mean, on other fairies." When Link stared at her blankly, she continued, "Oh, we fool around with each other all the time up in the Deku's branches. Unlike the Kokiri, we make offspring the old-fashioned way, but there's so few of us that we have to mate really often or we'll disappear."
Link nodded. "So... all that stuff I've been doing today... you've done it before, huh?"
Now her lilac was deepening. "Um, yeah. With other fairies. All the other fairies, more or less. Mostly more. Did I mention we mate really, REALLY often?"
"Even the girl fairies? 'Cause I didn't think it worked that w-"
"It doesn't. But the more often we mate with either gender, the longer we can fend off the dreaded 'Change'; keeps us fertile. We need that."
"Change... like from caterpillars into butterflies?"
Navi laughed much harder now. "Wrong change, bucko."
"Oh. Um... then do you know how else can I make it go away?" he asked, lifting the bottom of his tunic. "Because I've never had to do it by myself, and it's big enough that I don't-"
"Oooooh..."
It occurred to Link only once Navi was uncomfortably close to his stalk that perhaps, even though her species was capable of flight and about a tenth his size (and he being a child among Hylians), that Navi was still a girl. Had he broken the rules of modesty in showing off his gourd to her? Though he was sure the pixie must have seen it at some point during their long journey, now it seemed to fascinate and entice. When he flexed, making it wiggle slightly in the open air, she darted back a few inches, but still uttered a sound full of wonder.
"Navi, I-"
"Damn, Link," she whispered in her tinny, melodic voice. "It's... it might be bigger than me! I think it is! Here-" Before he could stop her, he felt two tiny feet resting on one of his pods. "See? It reaches just over my head. That's amazing!"
"Uhh..."
"Of course, it's not TOO weird," she sighed - and though he could scarcely see these actions with her inner light so brilliant at the moment, he could feel miniscule fingers tracing their way along its underside. "I'm a fairy, and you're a child of men. But still, I... well, I can't say I've ever seen Hylian man-meat in full bloom, so it's kind of... wow."
The stalk was throbbing and fully erect, and most likely would not wilt if she did not leave it be. "Uh, Navi, y-you shouldn't- can't we talk about something else?"
A musical titter. "What's the matter, Link? Don't want to scratch me off your list just yet? You wanna... wait 'til we beat Gannondorf? A post-battle romp has gotta heighten the passion."
Squinting into the light, Link saw the added warmth was due to her leaning against his stalk, both arms placed lightly on either side. Not for the first time he wished he could actually make out his companion's face, but the best he could do was pinpoint the location of her head. Did she look like a Hylian? Or did fairies have an altogether different facial structure? He pictured Ruto's scaly face there, then Zelda's... which one was more likely to be true?
But picturing either Zelda or Ruto's face had adverse affects these days.
"Link, I- whoa!" She took to the air, hovering an inch or two away from him. "Hey, I- I was just joshin' around! I mean, I'm too small to bump uglies with you, right?!"
Link knew he had moaned slightly as his stalk twitched again, but he hadn't meant for it to happen. Now, Navi was offended. Would she think he was disgusting, depraved?
"Come on," she continued quietly. "You can't... you don't want to... not with me, do you?"
"No, no," he assured her. That sounded like fear in her voice, and he wanted to head that off as early as possible. "But you were touching it, so I couldn't help but, y'know... react. Sorry."
"Good," she sighed, sounding relieved. "'Cause if I tried to squeeze THAT thing where I think you'd wanna put it, I'd have to be made of elastic!"
Link laughed easily. "Glad we cleared that up. But I still have this little problem. What do I do?"
"Dunno," she said, still circling his gourd. "Most of the experiences I've had in making those go away involved a romantic partner who's about the same size."
"And we're fresh out of those," Link said through clenched teeth. "There's got to be-"
"Aww," she cooed. "Looks like you've got a little bead of dew going on up there." This was not untrue: a white droplet had appeared at the spout of his gourd. She hovered a bit closer, then drew back. "Oh... uhm, I think that would be kind of, um, forward."
"What?"
"I was gonna- well, I guess that's no big deal, is it? I mean, it shouldn't be." Navi cleared her throat, which coming from her was a sound akin to that of a cricket. "Can I taste some?"
"Huh?!"
"Just a little," she laughed nervously. "Crazy idea, I know, but... well, I've never got to drink a fairy man's syrup because we're always trying too hard to knock me up. Or knock another girl up. But, I mean, your not-so-little swimmers wouldn't do anything to me even if we tried, right? So... so it's not wasteful. You can say no, I won't be ticked."
"Go ahead."
"Really?"
Privately - he would never say as much, because he didn't want to depress her - the thought of constantly striving to continue your species without being able to savor the actions was mortifying. But he could do some small favor for his friend now, and he would. "Yeah, I guess it wouldn't hurt."
Rather than bend to drink, she placed her hand into it and withdrew most of the drop. As he looked on, she lifted it to where he supposed her mouth was.
"Mmmhh!" she grunted obscenely, doing a little figure-eight in the air. "Whoa, NELLY! It's like... like nothing I've ever tasted!"
"Really?" Mildly curious himself, he pressed his finger to his gourd and sampled a drop. It was salty, and had a heady odor, but was nothing to lose your Triforce over. "Hmm. Well, I'm glad you like- HEY! Ooh..."
There hadn't been time enough to stop the fairy from flinging her arms around the spot where gourd met stalk, drinking deeply from his spout. It wasn't long before she'd lapped up what little was left on its exterior, and it was then he felt something unfamiliar.
"WHAAAH, wait, hold on! What are you- NAVI!"
"Sorry!" she cried as her head angled up toward him. "Maybe that was outta line, but I figured there has to be more inside there, and I wanted to turn some up!"
"With your TONGUE?!" That had to be it. From the feelings he could remember Ruto inflicting on his secret cove, the way the intruder writhed and moved inside his spout had to be the same object. Even as he asked, Navi continued to coax more of the fluid from within him, squeezing his stalk slightly as she roved inside for more. "Ahhh... that, that doesn't-"
"It makes me so... oh, Link!"
Now he knew her arms and legs were wrapped around it as she gulped shamelessly at his spout. The added weight pulled his stalk down an inch or so from where it had stuck up before, and both this and the pressure from her embrace sent a quick thrill through him. Then he had her by the wings, holding her in front of his face. "Navi!"
"S... sorry," she panted, pink light spilling off her as she hung limply, effectively chided. "Lost my head. But in my defense, it's really, REALLY good, okay?!"
"I smell peach nectar," he whispered. "Are you...?"
"You smell what? Oh, do you mean... down here?" And she shifted slightly so her legs spread wide; it was the only clear way a glowing person of such size could gesture her meaning without saying it aloud. "Maybe you do. Didn't mean to let it get to me this much, though!"
"Can I try? I mean... no, I shouldn't be doing stuff like that," he reprimanded himself. "We have a mission to carry out. But I am curious..."
"Oh, go on," she said in a very low voice, the pink tint to her glow deepening. "It's only fair."
Thinking of no other way to carry out this act, Link stuck his tongue out as he released her wings. Navi hovered over him for a moment, undecided, before she slowly lowered herself onto its bumpy surface.
"Hmmh," he said as he tasted. It had a wonderful sugar sweetness - like a candy. He didn't dare elaborate, for fear of throwing her off - or worse yet, eating her. But he almost did one of these when he observed her reaction.
"OOooooOIIHH!" she screeched. "It's... DEKU NUTS, how can it be so warm and wet?! All over me down there, rubbing, I'm- NNNNhh, I'm almost ready to loose the juice!"
"Hnnhh?"
And before he could stop her, two little hands were digging into the sides of his tongue as her hips bucked all over its tip, coating the taste buds there with her sweet, succulent ambrosia. "Yeah, yeah, yeah! Let me have it, baby! Give me all you got!"
This wasn't going the way Link had expected; he figured she'd taste him, he'd taste her, and they'd compare notes and be done with it. Hopefully along the way, his stalk would wilt. But now it was getting much, much harder, and he suspected it was not just her flavor. The wild reactions she was giving to his touch felt so beautiful and pure that he couldn't help but get caught up in them. Smiling slightly, he flexed his mouth muscle - and nearly threw her off.
"WHOA, I- MMMHH!!! Oh Link, oh Link! Yeah! Show this sprite what she's been missing! I'm- I'm gonna- YEAH! Yes, yes, YES! NNNHHHHAAAAAHHHH!!!"
The amount of fluid she was releasing increased a tiny bit at that point, and he could feel her body stiffen when her fingers dug into his flesh. Her light was now so bright it hurt to look at her. A few moments passed as she continued to push down, wringing every ounce of pleasure from the experience. Then she fell backward to the ground.
"NAVI!" he cried, catching her at the last moment. And with a start, he realized something: she wasn't glowing anymore.
Navi's lithe, tanned body reminded him more or less of the Gerudo people who lived in the desert on the other side of Hyrule Field. Every muscle was well-defined, everything symmetrical and perfect. Most of her body was without fur, save for the piles of blue-white hair that curled wildly in all directions. Her chest and hips, while of a moderate size, showed every sign of being fully adult.
While she continued to lay in his palm, gasping for breath and laughing weakly, he raised her closer to his face. There, covered in fluid that could have belonged to either one of them, was her micro-peach. Its folds were beautiful and simple, and the pit, though no more than a dot, stuck up indignantly as if to make its presence known. For a thing that weighed no more than an actual peach, Navi was indeed the most beautiful woman he'd ever laid eyes on.
"Hmmmh..."
"Dhh... don't look," she whispered as her midsection began to flicker again. Something inside him was saddened by this; was he going to be able to ever see that perfect form again? "N-no one outside our people is sssupposed to see what we look like!"
"Sorry." Far too late, he averted his eyes. "Wish you had told me that before."
"Oh no," she whispered, sitting up. When he looked again, he saw her glow was back to full strength, a brilliant crimson now. "You got... an eyefull of Navi, didn't you? Aw, shit, this is awful!"
Link's brow furrowed. "What do you mean, awful? Everything looked pretty good from where I was sitting."
"I... belong to you, now."
"Huh?"
"My life belongs to you now," she repeated quietly, voice full of fear and regret. "Any fairy who lets their true form be seen by humans becomes their slave for the rest of their life."
Link took a quick moment to clean his ears out with his pinky fingers before saying, "You're kidding, right? I mean... that can't be possible! It's just-"
"Why would I crack a lame-ass joke like THAT?!" she screamed up at him, stamping her little foot as she stood. "We mythical folk guard our secrets very closely, y'know - and ANYONE who sees our true form gains power over us! Which means we have to make a sacrifice in order to- in order to... oh." Navi's tiny sigh was the most heartbreaking noise Link had ever borne witness to. "I'm not a fairy anymore."
"Sure you are," he soothed her, feeling ashamed of what he'd done - even though he'd had no idea of the consequences. "I mean, you're still four inches tall with wings, right?"
"Four and a HALF," she corrected. "But I mean, that's not- it's... I'm not a member of the fairy COMMUNITY anymore. Do you see? Because I gave you the uncensored show, now I can't go back. Even if they wanted to forgive and forget, I couldn't- it's magical law. It's the only way we can protect our secrets."
"That doesn't make any sense, though; couldn't I still blab all your secrets, even if you get punished?"
"Nope." The answer was simple, but surprising. "Magically, your lips are sealed; that's the tradeoff. The fairy folk excommunicate the offending member of the community, and in return the power of the Triforce makes whoever was unlucky enough to catch a glimpse of us to live with a secret they can never tell for the rest of their lives. Even if it's multiple people who see, none of them can talk about it - even with each other. It would be the same if they saw a fairy, or if the fairy told them deep, dark secrets about my people - former people. Gotta get used to saying that, now."
"You can't be serious - what about-"
"If they try to paint a portrait, it alters slighty," she said in a bland monotone, as if this was some story a fairy elder had beaten into her head repeatedly in her formative years. "They see something from a cartoon, or something else fantastically wrong. If they write a book, all our specifics either vague up or disappear. Magic."
"But... you can never go back, ever? That's not fair, it's mean!"
"Not really." She sat down, legs dangling off the side of his palm. "I mean... in the past, there have been fairies who fall in love with humans, and this way they can be with them. Usually, the humans move out of populated areas to be alone, since, um... try explaining to all your buddies who keep introducing you to potential mates that you're already seeing someone from a species they don't even think exists! ESPECIALLY when there's magic preventing you from giving out any juicy details!"
Link considered for a minute as the tiny glowing person in his hand stared off into the woods. All this information she'd let him in on, what he'd seen... no one else could know. Even if he found a way to show them personally, the people that saw could never share it with anyone else. Was that why Navi was being so frank with him?
"Wait, wait," he spoke up. "But you already told me about how you fariries mate. Wouldn't that count?"
"Oh," she breathed, shocked. "Well... maybe. I hadn't thought about it. Guess I was so caught up in the moment that I let my mouth run off more than I should. But either way, it's too late; you know too much for me to pretend I could still go back to the fairies."
"Stand on your head."
And just like that, Navi was upside-down. "Wha- hey, Link!"
"Sorry," Link snickered. "I just... well, I wanted to see how well it worked."
"Don't do that anymore! C'mon, I know I'm supposed to be your slave, but- have a heart, okay?!"
"Okay, you can get down." And down she got, quickly. "But... well, you kind of belonged to me anyway, didn't you?"
"Not so much," she told him in curt tones. "I would have if you were Kokiri, but as we both know, you're another breed; that's why the Deku Tree sent me to you when he did. Even though you weren't supposed to be assigned a fairy at all, he understood that you'd need me for your quest. And you do." She took off into the air and hovered in front of him. "But I didn't really belong to you until now."
"Belong to me..." It sounded an awful lot like the kind of things Zelda and Ruto were trying to rope him into before. Did that mean they had to mate now? Nonsense; he couldn't understand how they could interact the way he could with beings his size. It would be next to impossible. "But... maybe things won't change that much. You already followed me around, and did stuff for me, and helped me out. What's the difference?"
"After the quest. Until we defeat Gannondorf, I guess things will go about the same as they have been. But once it's all over, I was SUPPOSED to go back to the community and wait to be assigned to a Kokiri - assuming there'd ever be any more to assign me to. Now, however... you're stuck with me 'til one of us kicks the bucket, so we might as well get used to each other."
Link laughed. "Then you could just kill me and get it over with, right?"
"No!" she gasped, sounding worried. "Link, I would never! And... even if I got the idea in my head, the magical bonds wouldn't let me kill you. Not when I'm the slave. You could squash me like a bug if you wanted to, though, and I couldn't stop you."
"You know I wouldn't," he reassured her. "Heck, I'd let you out of the deal right now if it were possible."
"Thanks. But... well, I can't say I'm disappointed with it."
The boy could feel him doing a double take. "Really? You don't mind being stuck with me for all time?"
"Not at all." Her light fairy arms came to rest on the inside of his thigh as she hovered there, presumably looking at him; he couldn't tell at present through her shield of light. "I do wish I could go back and help my people propigate again, but... if I was going to be caught by any human, I'm glad it's one I respect... one I care about. That helps a lot."
Her warm little body curled around his leg, and he had to fight with a lump in his throat. Maybe he had been taking her presence for granted. She really cared about him? They'd been traveling together so long, focused on their goals and adventures that he hadn't really given much thought to how they regarded each other as friends.
The sight of her flesh returned to his mind. Were they mated? If they were, he wouldn't mind waking up to her every morning; she was beyond beautiful. And even though they were a mismatched pair, they had already found ways to please one another. Unusual, yes, but satisfactory. Maybe, in time, they could even get used to it.
"Ummm, Link..."
"Hmm?"
"Your, uh, soldier boy is at attention again."
She was right; thinking about the ways Navi had touched him when she was trying to sample his dew had reawoken the gourd-stalk. "Oops," he chuckled. "Didn't mean to... is it bad?"
"No way," she said warmly. "But I didn't think you wanted to do stuff like that again so soon."
"Guess my gourd is," he laughed. "But I- maybe we shouldn't, there's other duties we have to work o- ooOONNn..."
Two thin arms were slipping under the rumpled skin at the base of his gourd, twisting and pulling at his flesh and sinew. Link's head fell back as he allowed this intense, nearly-painful pleasure roll through him, amazed at how a person could feel anything so strongly. Her body curled itself along him as she ministrated to his stalk, wrapping her legs so tightly around that the pressure made it seem to harden instantly.
"Ohh, Link," she whispered. "I don't know if it's because you've been so busy today, but your spoor... it's so strong! My head is kind of spinning from it!"
Link couldn't find any words for a reply; he just laid back on his elbows, trying to regulate his breathing and keep from thrusting up - because she would only move with his body. He willed himself to let her retain control, to give in to every prodding caress. If he wasn't mistaken, he could feel a droplet of her hot, sticky nectar rolling down from where her peach was grinding into what must have been one massive pillar of muscle to her.
"I can't even explain what this does to my nipples," she was laughing, a mad, hungry sort of laugh. "Big wall of beefcake rubbing against them, pushing them into my chest! Man, wh-why haven't we been doing this all along?!"
"Nnavi," he managed to grunt, reaching out for her - but then he stopped. What exactly was he going to do? Any pressure he exerted on her form would probably leave her a crumpled mess. But then something occurred to him. "Can I... touch you there?"
"Huhh?" she said numbly as she rubbed what could only have been her face against his gourd. "Where? Oh... OH! Yes, yes of course, go for it!"
Gingerly, painstakingly, he brushed his finger up the underside of his stalk, shuddering at his own touch. He didn't want to run the risk of jabbing her in the back if his aim was bad. Then, he felt it.
"MMMmmm," she cried. "You g-got it, you found the... the spot, all right! Wow, you're not- HEY, that's my ass!"
"Sorry!" he said hurriedly as he drew back.
"Naw, it's cool," she panted hotly. "Just didn't know you played it that way - though I guess Ruto played it with you, huh?"
Link laughed nervously - some of the things Ruto had done mostly terrified him. "So is it okay if I... keep going?"
"Hell yeah! I mean, it's not like you can get your finger in there even if you tried, so do whatever you want!"
When he put his finger to her nethers again, Navi squeezed him extra hard, tittering with joy. Link smiled at how thoroughly his partner seemed to be enjoying their actions, and began rubbing around there as vigorously as he dared without worrying he might flick her into the bushes. She continued to caress and coax more dew from him until suddenly...
"AHHH!"
"Hmmhh," Navi grunted into his flesh. "Sorry, but I... I need more, and it's so, SOOO hot in there!"
Link gritted his teeth as he felt something much harder than her tongue wiggling around inside his gourd-spout; what in Hyrule did she think she was doing?! It was painful, wrong! But eventually, the pain lessened; it never became quite pleasurable, but all her other advances felt so amazing that the slight discomfort of her intrustion got lost in the shuffle.
"Tasty," she breathed as she withdrew from taking yet another sip of him. "It's like a, a little vagina, but filled with... with the nectar of the gods!"
"I like your nectar, too," he sighed as he moved his finger to his mouth again; delicious. This time, he caught a hint of the dark tang he'd sampled from both Ruto and Saria, it having gotten mixed in with the nectar. Feeling his end nearing, he moved the finger back in place.
"HURRK!"
What was THAT sound? Startled, Link asked, "What, what happened?"
"Your finger went... it went... it went in!"
"WHAT?!"
"A little," she qualified, shuddering against his stalk - a sensation that only served to quicken him to the explosion. "Just the tip, but I- I didn't think- WOW!"
And wasting no time, he felt several fingers wiggling inside his gourd spout as it widened him enough for her tongue to reach in for his dew. "WhaHEY, Navi! OW!"
"Link!" she breathed thickly through his skin and fluid. Again he had to look away, lest he be blinded by her radiance. "Link, rub me raw, fuck me with your giant finger! I want it all - ALL of you!"
And he could say no more; as he started to ask her to exit his spout, her free arm and leg began such a feverish labor on his stalk that all coherent thought left him. Everything was Navi: deep in his gourd, around it, around the stalk... around his fingertip. "Nnhh, NNNhh, NNNGGGH!!!"
"MMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!"
After several tense, spasming seconds, Link allowed his body to fall back to the forest floor. Navi was flung forward, bouncing off his stomach and landing in the middle of his chest. And, as Link had been hoping, her glow disappeared again.
The expression on her tiny face was so sated that he knew she'd enjoyed this just as much as he, if not more. Oh, her eyes - clear and pale blue, like the sky! Her rosy cheeks actually sparkled! Thin, perfect lips parted and panting, the corners curled up into a shameless smile that betrayed every last bit of happiness she felt. No Hylian-sized person he'd ever met could match her beauty.
"So, Link," she gasped, unable to move. "Do I... make the cut? Am I the n-newest chippy?"
"Newest?" he laughed. "Only."
She made a grunt that dismissed his words - though she averted her eyes as her midsection tried its best to glow crimson. "Don't have to butter me up, you own me now. You can still take a wife, I don't count."
"Oh, you do," he breathed as sleep settled over him like a warm blanket. "You really, really do."
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Link never knew how long he slept in the woods with his sprite friend atop him. It made little difference - only that he wanted to know how many minutes that perfect peace lasted.
When he awoke, Navi was still sprawled on his chest, snoozing quietly. Her glow was diminished from its usual intensity, though he could still see no distinct features - which he counted a great shame. It seemed that the only times he could gaze upon the divinity of her form was when she was spent. His memories of sky-blue eyes would have to sustain him.
Link started to wake her, to discuss all those things that they had spoken of before and during their actions - but why when she looked so content? No. Discussions of their future and the downfall of evil dictators could wait.
For now, the world was made up of a boy and his fairy.
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THE END (AGAIN)
(Next up: Saria! The FINAL ending!)