Lilo & Stitch Fan Fiction ❯ It Finally Happened... ❯ In Which Lilo Gets Pain "Handed" To Her... ( Chapter 2 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

Chapter 2

About a month after Stitch's change, the team got some good news. Nani was alive! She was being held in a tech lab in O'ahu. A big grin formed on Lilo & Stitch's face at the exact same time, Lilo's because she was going to see her big sister again, and Stitch's because there were a lot of things to kill there. They started forming plans.

Jumba woke up the next morning to find Lilo, Stitch, and Hataki in the arms room suiting up. All were dressed in black and Stitch had his sunglasses on. “Where is little girl and comrades going?” “We found Nani!” Lilo said excitedly as she tossed Stitch a chainsaw. “Ahh good, where is older girl?” “In O'ahu” came Hataki's response from under a ski mask. “Be back for supper then, it's tubers today.” Pleakley interjected from the next room. `Ick' they all thought, except Stitch who thought, `Ika Patooka' as he still didn't know much English. They finished arming themselves and started for the surface. “How are little girl and boy going to hide?” Jumba asked. “Damn, good point. We didn't think about it.” Hataki admitted. “Ahhh very good stay here.” Said Jumba running off.

Jumba returned later with Houdini. “Be careful with him. Is biggest stealth asset in existence.” “Sure thing,” said Lilo. Houdini blinked four times and all four of them were invisible. “Aloha” called Stitch as they walked out the hatch. Jumba waved and went to the back to check his stock.

The team made the trek quietly past Gantu's new martial law security force. They had to hold Stitch back because he came very close to accidentally ripping apart one of Gantu's secret police. (Though how secret could they be, they were all lizards.) They got to the boat house without incident however. They waited until no one was looking, chose a boat, and, after stitch hotwired it, they took off. They took the chance to become visible and they all relaxed for the long drive. They were in a civilian craft and Gantu's U-Boats had no quarrel with them. None but one that was silently tracking them from the inky depths.

When they arrived in O'ahu they went invisible again and went to locate the Tech facility. They saw it in a clearing in the crater of the volcano. As they approached they heard a gun shot and saw a scientist fall from the roof and land with a sickening splat. Houdini blinked four times in shock and bolted. The group turned to each other. As luck would have it they were all visible, but Blinkey wasn't. That meant someone else was invisible. They all frowned. Stitch read Lilo's mind and blinked into his thermal vision. He scanned the vicinity and spotted Houdini, but unfortunately someone else did too. As Stitch started to dash off, he heard a crack, then a thud, then he saw a giant spray of something come from Houdini's face, and the experiment fell. Stitch stopped short. Lilo and Hataki hadn't seen or heard anything and they turned to him and Lilo asked “Any sign of him?” Stitch looked behind him and blinked out of his thermal vision saying “Uhh. Naga.” Hataki quietly said a prayer for the fallen creature. Stitch noticed and turned to him just in time to hear the words, “…rata Niktu”. He quickly turned back but didn't see Houdini or his corpse. He vowed to watch Hataki more closely.

They worked their way to the facility in shadow without further event. When they got there they faced the problem of getting in silently. Lilo & Stitch pulled out grappling hooks and rope. Stitch was about to toss a set to Hataki when he said, “I don't think I should go. I'm bigger and wouldn't be good at the stealth need to get through the initial layer. You two go in and find a way to get the reinforcements in.” Lilo accepted this but again Stitch was wary. He couldn't help but feel something about this boy he had never felt before. He decided to put this on hold until they were safe again.

The pair tossed up their hooks and made sure they were secure. When they were climbing up, Stitch noticed that Hataki had walked off. He looked around and noticed him stalking a patrolling guard. He shrugged it off.

Unbeknownst to Stitch, after he turned, Hataki tapped the guard on the shoulder and motioned him up to the roof where he saw two figures just slipping over the crenellated wall. Then he watched as the ropes were wound up and disappeared over the wall. The guard thanked Hataki, shook his hand and moved off to talk into his headset.

When they got to the roof they immediately hid. When Stitch looked out he saw something that depressed him to no end. No one was there. He motioned for Lilo to follow him and he slipped over to the door on that floor. They went down the stairs to the top floor. It was set up like a cabin. There was a bedroom, a kitchen, and a study. All seemingly made of wood. Stitch walked into the study and looked around. No one there but he saw a book on the table. It was open, and he thought he recognized the writing, so he walked over. He looked at the page and saw that it was written in Turo, which he could write and speak. Lilo walked in. “Did you find anything Stitch?” she asked. “Ih! Book!” Stitch said excitedly. Lilo ran over and saw she couldn't read it. “Can you read it Stitch?” “Ih” came the excited reply. He started to read it and made it through something that sounded so creepy to Lilo that she told him to stop. Unfortunately the black furred alien stopped at the worst possible time. The last phrase he read was “Klatu Baratta Niktu”.

There was a tremendous flash of lightning and Lilo was sure she heard wind howling, how she didn't know. All of a sudden a mounted squirrel on the wall jumped down and bit Lilo in the right hand. Stitch heard Lilo's scream and turned to see a desiccated squirrel clinging to her hand. He hurriedly backhanded the thing in the stomach and the body went sailing into the wall where it laid still. Stitch turned to Lilo to try to comfort her because she was still screaming. And he jumped when he saw that the squirrel's head was still hanging on. “Meega Nala KWEESTA!” came the battle yell as he pried the jaws open and broke the skull in half length-wise. He tossed the head away. When he turned back to examine her hand he saw that the bite mark was relatively small. After he turned back to the book, Lilo felt something tingling on her hand. She looked down to see that strands of ropy blackness were spreading through her hand. She tapped Stitch on the back. Her friend turned and saw a pale Lilo pointing to her hand that was now completely black and no longer looked like her hand. The words from the book quickly ran through his head and he cursed. He extended a claw and neatly lopped of the black thing. Lilo screamed louder than ever. Stitch ran to the bathroom and returned in seconds with bandages. He wrapped the stump of Lilo's hand expertly. He turned to the hand to dispose of it and the hand got up and ran off on two fingers. “Blitsnak” muttered Stitch, then realizing what he had said he violently smote himself in the head. He ran off to chase the hand totally forgetting about Lilo. He found the hand in the “living room”. He looked around the wall and found a shotgun. He took up the shotgun and aimed at the hand. He fired! And missed. He hadn't counted on the recoil. The hand skittered into the hole and Stitch took two more pot shots at the hall. While he was reloading he saw the hand appear in a mouse hole. It flicked him off just as he finished reloading and he swore he heard something giggle. He fired again! And this time he hit! The hand now had a large hole in it. It fell. Stitch laid the shotgun over his shoulder, grabbed a few extra shells and went back to tend to Lilo.

That's the end of Chapter two. Can you guess what spoof this is? This one will continue into next chapter cause I'm not yet done. Please continue to respond and I will continue to write. Still waiting for suggestions for pairings. I can't start it until I know who you guys want.

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