Lilo & Stitch Fan Fiction ❯ It Finally Happened... ❯ In Which Stitch Commits Majour Plagurism... ( Chapter 3 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

Chapter 3

When Stitch returned he found Lilo passed out on the couch. He dashed over to her and checked her pulse; she seemed fine, just in pain and missing her hand. Stitch had watched a lot of horror movies in his time and this was starting to seem semi-familiar. It took about a minute of figuring but he got it. Evil Dead (One of his favorites)! He was mad he hadn't recognized it earlier. The alien had an idea. He was going to pull an Ash. He went back to the main door, looked out the door and saw a normal building hallway. He looked around and saw a sign on the wall that said “STORAGE”.

He quickly dashed in and scoped it out. When he ran back to get Lilo she was still KO'ed. He picked her up and carried her over to the Storage Room. When he got back he saw a black haired man putting a head in a vice. He set Lilo down walked over to the counter, jumped on, and walked over to the man, who had turned around. He tapped him on the shoulder, as he turned, Stitch belted him in the face with his two right arms. As the man fell the head started to laugh. Stitch looked at the head and raised an eyebrow. He picked up the vice, walked over to the “House” room and tossed it inside. He slammed the door and crushed the knob and the tumbler, ignoring the angry cursing from the other side.

He walked into the Storage room and got some tools, he was about to commit major plagiarism. In a flurry he began construction. When the smoke cleared, Lilo's stump was replaced with a chainsaw. Stitch clamped Lilo's nose till she woke up and motioned to the new appendage. “What happened Stitch?” Stitch did a pantomime of the happenings of the last ten minutes. “Holy Crap! How did you do that!” Stitch jumped, this was the first time he had heard Lilo swear. Stitch helped Lilo to her feet and walked her down to the staircase at the other side of the floor. “Hey Stitch where did you get the old fashioned shotgun?” Lilo asked as he opened the door.

After two flights of un-eventful sneaking, which was made significantly harder with Lilo's new addition, they came upon the prison floor. Stitch motioned Lilo to keep her hand on the chainsaw chord and he went sneaking in.

He entered and climbed silently to the ceiling so as to better see the entire floor. It looked like an office building, entirely filled with small cubicles, but all the cubicles had a thick slab of clear plastic over the openings. He looked around and located Nani. He didn't care at all about the other poor mothers who had gotten caught. He found her in the very center. That would mean some serious sneaking. He looked around the aisles for a guard patrol. He saw a few heavily armed lizards walking the aisles occasionally banging on the thick plastic. He waited till the patrols were away from Nani's cell and he ceiling walked over. When the next guard walked by, Stitch silently dove off the ceiling and plummeted silently into the guards bare head, claws first. When he landed on the “floor” Stitch opened his eyes, but he couldn't see a thing. On instinct he started ripping and tearing at what ever was blinding him. He saw light after the first slash. He rocketed through the opening and landed out of whatever it was and looked around. He saw the viciously shredded husk of a lizard and he chuckled. He walked over, picked up the corpse and flung it up on the top of the high cell where it wouldn't be seen. He looked around at Nani's cell and saw it was to thick for him to break silently. He wondered at the fact that Nani seemed to be sleeping and that he hadn't woken her up. He shrugged it off, though; she had always been a heavy sleeper, a curse to anyone with Lilo for a sister. He needed some sort of key. He listened and heard one of the guards laughing.

“Yea that one is gonna die NOW!” Following the voice he came upon two guard standing outside a cell. The scientist inside was making rude gestures without using his hands. One of the guards turned to the other and said, “What was the keyword?” The other sighed. “If I've told you once I've told you a billion times. Klatu Berata Niktu, KLATU BARATA NIKTU, now say it with me Kla-“ “I know the damn words!” The other one yelled. He turned to the door and whispered something into the small panel on the wall. The door opened and the guards opened fire. They shot for 10 seconds before Stitch sighed and walked back to Nani. He leaned over to the panel and said “Klatu Berata N… Necktie…Necter..Nala Kweesta…Is “N” word…yea…definitely “N” word.” He had an idea. “Klatu Berata N-cough cough sputter sputter. There said it.” When nothing happened Stitch punched the panel and the door slid open. He walked over to Nani, but realized something strange. She wasn't breathing and her face looked odd. He reached up to prod her awake when she spasmed and leapt into the air (impressive, as she was in a prone position). “I will swallow your soul!” she screeched.

Well esitos that is chapter 3. Sry for the wait. Writers block sucks. This spoof is still to lucrative to stop, unless you want it to. Im here to serve the reader. Nyway I have one response suggesting a Lilo/Stitch romance which is still possible, I need to know what the rest of you think. As usual please R&R with suggestions, compliments, death threats, compliments, questions, and compliments. Thanks, Danke SchÃ¶n, Gracias, Domo Arigato, Gratzie, ÑÐ¿Ð°ÑÐ¸Ð±Ð¾ (Russian), Merci Beaucoup, and Mahalo.