Love Hina Fan Fiction / Fan Fiction ❯ What Matters Most ❯ Contact from Beyond the Years ( Chapter 1 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

What Matters Most

By

Joseph Henry Wheeler

Disclaimers: Firstly, I do not own Love Hina. That joy belongs to Ken Akamatsu, TV Tokyo, etc. Secondly, I do not own Harry Potter. Those beautiful works and characters belong to J.K. Rowling, Warner Bros., Scholastic Press, etc.

Synopsis: This story occurs one month after the return of Keitaro and Naru from their wedding and honeymoon at the end of Love Hina Vol. 14 manga. Keitaro's identical brother Koga returns from England to Hinata House after finishing his magical education, for which he was disowned by his parents. Several characters from Harry Potter appear.

Note from Author: This is my first fic, hope you like it. Questions, comments, and light flames can be sent to eva_unit_01@earthlink.net.

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Chapter 1: Contact from Beyond the Years

Sometimes the smallest things begin the biggest problems. For example, a skier brushes against a tree, a clump of snow falls from said tree onto a patch of loose snow, then, that loose snow breaks free and slides down the mountain. It gains momentum as more snow is picked up and carried with it. Soon, you have an avalanche capable of killing not only the skier who brushed the tree, but everyone and everything in its way. This is essentially what was about to happen to Keitaro Urashima, his wife Naru, and the rest of the Hinata House family.

The phone rang twice and everyone's favorite Molmol princess, Kaolla Su, rushed to the phone.

"Heyas, Hinata House, Su speaking." The man on the other end blinked for a second at the unrecognized voice. He cleared his throat and spoke,

"Hello, this is Koga Urashima. Is my brother Keitaro or my aunt Haruka around?" Su thought for a second,

"Nope nope, Keitaro's out with Naru and Haruka's on a dig with Seta. Should I get a message?" Koga sighed placidly,

"No it's ok, I'll just call back from the plane." Su bobbed up and down on her heels,

"Okies, I'll just tell 'em you called."

"Okay, thanks." Koga and Su hung up and Koga went to sit back down with his drink in the first-class lounge at Heathrow Airport in London. Across the world, back in Hinata House. Keitaro and Naru came in, holding hands. They took off their shoes and collapsed on the couch. Keitaro closed his eyes and sighed deeply. Naru kissed him and he kissed back, running his fingers in her hair. She laid her head on his chest and held him tightly. Su came bounding out of the kitchen with a banana in her hand. She gulped it down eagerly, then dropped the peel on the floor in a strategic position. Naru got up to go to the kitchen and she beckoned for Keitaro, who eagerly followed with his hands around her waist, her walking backwards and looking deeply into his eyes. As romantic as that was, it still didn't make up for the fact that she stepped on the banana peel, fell forward hooking her thumbs in his pants and pulling them down with his boxers as she took him down with her. As if this wasn't enough, Kitsune was coming out of the bath and saw Naru in Keitaro's arms with little Keitaro exposed to the world. She started roaring with laughter and winked at Naru,

"So that's why you married him! Looks like Keitaro's more of a man than I thought." Naru went red and Keitaro mega-sweatdropped. Naru got up and chased Kitsune down the hall yelling at her while Kitsune just laughed harder. Keitaro got up and pulled his pants back up only to hear Su's famous,

"Nya ha ha" behind him. He turned and saw her there giving him thumbs up. He looked down and noticed his bulge had grown considerably. He blinked and she was gone, only to find her foot crashing into his face half a second later.

"I think her dropkicks have gotten stronger." He thought to himself. He picked himself up off the ground. She paused for a second, as if remembering something semi-important.

"Oh yeah, ya got a phone call from a brother Koga somethin' or other. Said he'd call back from da plane." Keitaro turned to stone for a full minute before managing a stuttering reply.

"M-my brother K-Koga called?" Su nodded and Keitaro collapsed on the floor for the third time in five minutes.