Love Hina Fan Fiction ❯ Another Man Around ❯ Prologue ( Prologue )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

Blade01: My first Love Hina fic. Beware, insanity thrives here.

Disclaimer: I don't own Love Hina... I've only borrowed Naru to do some... Things with... Yes... Many things.

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Staring at the girls dorm, he wondered if he should go in. I know you're all wondering what kind of man wonders if going into a girls dorm is a good idea. The kind that sees a guy get sent into orbit in there is what kind. Shrugging he went in the girls dorm and... Stared. There, in the middle of the room was the most beutiful woman in the world... Okay, so she's naked, and any straght, nonblind, able to... 'Perform' guy would see most naked women as the most beutiful in the world.

He started fantasizing things... Ya know, like hot, steamy nights, her moaning and wreathing under him, him moving on top of her... Sorry, I can't say anymore cause I wanna annoy you =P. So, let your imagination roam free. Here, I'll give you some time to... do 'SOMETHING'*wink*

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You're done? Finally! God, you took SO long. Here we go:

... Damn! I forgot what I was writing! Damn you!*Turns into a Legedary Super Random,

shooting purple energy blast at readers*Mwahahahaha! Oh yeah, now I remember.*

While fantasizing... Things, he didn't see the naked woman turn, nor did he see when a vein started throbbing. He was brought back to reality by a fist punching him through the ceiling and a voice yelling "PERVERT!" Gee, I wonder who that was[sarcasm].

While in the air, he touched his jaw and flinched. "Ow..." He looked around and saw the guy he had seen get hit into orbit. "You walked in on Naru naked, didn't you?" He said in a comradly tone. "I guess, does she yell pervert while punching you?" "Yep, that's Naru. I'm Keitaru." "Oh, you're the landowner. I'm Rand." BAM! I wonder what happened[sarcasm]. "Ow." They both said in unison.

Bade01: My first funny fic... Atleast supposed to be funny... Review please. Flames and Flamers shall be mocked. If you want me to continue, review. I won't post untill I deem there are enough reviews. It could be two, ten, or twenty. So if you want me to continue review.