Love Hina Fan Fiction ❯ Another Man Around ❯ Extreme Randomness, Little Story. ( Chapter 1 )

Blad01: Well, it seems I got three reviews. Thank You Very Much! And I know I went alittle over board with the Wayne's World stuff, I'm sorry.

Key: [....]=Author talking to himself, (....)=Iunno. Someone. Maybe my muse? Hmm, wait, I don't have a muse... ok, whatever.

Disclaimer: I don't own Wayne's World, Love Hina, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, or anyone on them, I only borrowed Naru last ni-<.< >.>-ghtmarish day [heh, nice save... Uh oh, what are those recorders doing here? Um... Hi! ^^; i'm so screwed...]

WARNING: We are on Code Red P/I.A.A. Perverted/Insane Author Alert.

....... Uh.... Um.... Where was I last time? I know, let's go back to the end of the last chapter. Blade01 moves without his feet moving, across the scene, with his arms going up and down, saying, "dududo dududo"[gotta love Wayne's World. I pity the foo who don't watch Wayne's World]

*Flashback*

Two guys, around twenty twenty-five, are bowing before Alice Cooper, saying, "We're not worthy! We're not worthy! We SUCK! We're scum!"[Oops. It's Wayne's World... >.> Maybe they won't notice... <.<]

*End Flashback*

Heh, sorry... Um, now for the real flashback.[I hope I don't do it wrong again... I should have READ the flashback instruction manual, but NO, I say, how hard can it be... Damn flashbacks... Uh oh... The recorders are still on o.o;. Oops...]

*Flashback*

While in the air, he touched his jaw and flinched. "Ow..." He looked around and saw the guy he had seen get hit into orbit. "You walked in on Naru naked, didn't you?" He said in a comradly tone. "I guess, does she yell pervert while punching you?" "Yep, that's Naru. I'm Keitaru." "Oh, you're the landowner. I'm Rand." BAM! I wonder what happened[sarcasm]. "Ow." They both said in unison.

*End Flashback*

Hmm... Well, it seems Mozzarella is likely right. Of course, he may be a rival for Naru's affection... NOT! ^^.... You ever notice that ^^ looks like Madonna's... Er, nevermind...

Now, for the story!

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I SAID, Now for the story!*Death Glare*

*clap clap clap clap CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP!*

Better...

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[I'll start right after the fall] "Damn, that hurts." Rand said. "Yeah, but wait for Naru to come and we'll have to call the hospital." Keitaru replied, rubbing his head. "Is she really that bad?" Rand asked disbelievingly.[...Er, is that a word o.o;?] "No, she's worse."Keitaru said with a grimace. "Then we'd better run now. Uh oh, what's that sound?" Rand said worriedly. Keitaru tilted his head, his eyes widening at the sound of what seemed to be a stampede, he yelled, "That's Naru, Mitsune, Motoko, Kaolla, and... Shinobu doesn't seem to be with them." Rand looked at him, amazed, and asked, "How do you know that this Shinobu isn't with them?" Keitaru looked at him and said, "Cuz she's right behind you." Rand looked behind him, but saw no one. "Huh?" He asked smartly. "Ha ha ha, you fell for it. No, seriously, I can tell cuz it's not loud enough for her to be there." Rand looked at him, and thought, How many times has this happened to him?, and was about to reply, when they heard a tree collapse, and saw a sight that was a grand sight. A sight which filled them with... sightfulness. A sight- (GET ON WITH IT)[Yeah yeah yeah, whatever. Now, where was I? Oh yes, the sight.]-That filled them with fear. It was Naru and Motoko.

They backed away slowly, Rand waved at them while backing away. "Heh heh heh, hi. How are you? Err... I have to go now." And they ran like demons were on their trail... Which in a way, there were. Naru and Motoko ran after them, while Su and Mitsune ran after them, wanting to watch... And so, that's how it went, until the author got bored and decided that the boys would find it interesting to have a trip to the hospital.

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"Life is so cruel." Rand moaned on his hospital bed. "It's only the author." Keitaro replied on his own bed. "Shh." Rand said. And now they're healed! Why? Because I couldn't think of any ideas for the hospital, so they made a fast, author induced, recovery. And now I can't think of anything, sooo... Naru goes crazy, shoots Rand and Keitaru, and they all lived happily ever after, except Rand and Keitaru who went to hell because they were mistaken for perverts ^^! ... ... ... Ok, that's not what happened... But it is a good ending... Ok, it's not a good ending... Ok, it's not even a ending, but if it WAS, it would be one BAD ending, so there! Wait a sec...

(Who stole a cookie from the cookie jar?)

[( ) Stole the cookie from the cookie jar!]

(Who, me?)

[Yes, you!]

(Coudn't be!)

[Then who?]

Extremly random... Sorry. I'm gonna end now.

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Blade01: I know I went alittle over board with the Wayne's World stuff, I'm sorry. Actually, I was really random in this chapter, so I'm sorry I didn't really concentrate on the Love Hina part of this fanfiction. Or any perverted stuff. I'll try to put more Love Hina next time. R&R or else.