Love Hina Fan Fiction ❯ Love Hina: Dark Zero style ❯ Z- Files ( One-Shot )
A little thing I did for Writers block. It includes me, Dark Zero. And All my friends. Motoko loving Yami, Big Red the security captain of darkzero Inc. And the sake sipping dark girl, Shadow. as always one of my best friends oaky or acorn! Read And Review!
Anime/Manga: Love Hina Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Hentai / Comedy / Action | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 04.07.2003 | Pages: 2 | Words: 920 | Visits: 610 | Status: Completed
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Z-files Love hina
#123
DZ: Hello peoples it is I Dark Zero once again. Along with me is my two partners in crime Yami and Shadow there bringing in our special guest today.
Shadow: Hey their here. ( Walks in joined by Kitsune and Haruka. )
DZ: Shweet, wait where's Yami? ( Shadow shrugs ) Oh well we'll find him later. If you people haven't already guessed our special guest on Z-files is The entire cast of love hina!
Shadow: Well who's are first guest. ( Sips sake then refills Kitsune and Haruka's glasses. )
DZ: Well it's the stars of the show of course! ( Kitsune appears in DZ's lap )
Kitsune: By that you mean me and Haruka right? ( Draws herself closer to Dark Zero )
DZ: Um... Sure why not. ( radio buzzes ) whoops saved by the bell. ( presses button on head set ) Yes.
Big Red: DZ I just found the stars, there making out in the coffee room.
DZ: WHAT! I thought Naru and Keitaro hated each other!
Kitsune: ( still on DZ's lap ) No, off set they actually cant keep their hands of each other.
Big red: Uh boss their starting take each others close off.
DZ: Well get a camera on it damn it! But make sure they dont see it.
Big Red: Roger ( gets camera and hooks it up )
Kitsune: ( looking at video feed ) Whoa I didnt know Naru was THAT flexible.
( Naru glances back And see's agent big red with camera )
Big Red: uh-oh I think she see's me.
( Naru gets up and angrily walks toward the camera Eyes glowing red and cracking her knuckles)
DZ: Get out of their big red! Run bitch RUUNNN!!!!
Big Red: Help me DZ!
( The last thing they see is naru's flaming fist come straight at the screen after that all they see is static )
Big Red: ( On radio ) Boss Help she going to ZZXXZXZXXXX ( static ) (radio cuts out )
Everybody with that wide eyed shocked expression ANIME STYLE!
DZ: Heh, well it seems we lost big red probably just a radio failure.
Kitsune: ( feeling Dark Zero's hard on bump against her thigh through his pants) Well it seems you enjoyed what you saw.
DZ: (standing up so fast Kitsune falls on the ground ) AAH!! ( runs out )
Scene Change. Outside of shower. Dark Zero is taking a cold shower. Done. Back to studio.
DZ: Ah much better. (Looks at kitsune. ) Why are you in lingerie?
Kitsune: Dont you like It? ( strikes a sexy pose )
DZ: Your not helping! Anyway since Naru and Keitaro are currently fucking, I've decided to bring out my favorite character. Otohime Mutsumi!
( Mutsumi comes in from other room and sits next to Dark Zero )
Mutsumi: Hello
( Suddenly the wall blows up and Yami is sent flying past Mutsumi and Dark Zero )
DZ: what the hell!
Mutsumi: Oh my.
Motoko: BAKA!
DZ: ( looks through hole at motoko ) Hello ( motoko sheathes her sword and simply walks away) ( Dark Zero turns back to a crumpled up yami on the floor.) what was that all about?
Yami: As you know Motoko is my favorite character. so I simply asked her to dinner.
DZ: what else did you do I know she wouldnt of used Zan Ku Sen on you unless you did something else.
Yami: well I did smack her ass Once.
DZ: ( looking at yami like he's a retard ) Do you have a death wish! (yami just shrugs ) Well anyway get up and do something. Back to the interview.
Mutsumi: Hello
Acorn: (pokes head into room) Um DZ Shinobu was wondering where the girls room is?
DZ: You know!
Acorn: Oh yeah. This way shinobu.
Shinobu: Thank you Dark-Senpai.
DZ: Dark-Senpai.. I like the sound of that. Anyway Mutsumi how was your first day at the hinata inn?
Mutsumi: Well everyone was very nice to me.
DZ: Well thats cause you got big jugs (whoops) (Mutsumi looks shocked) I mean your boobs are huge, (Shit) I mean I want to lick them.
Mutsumi: Oh my.
In background you hear yami laughing and repeating your fucked. Shadow is simply talking to the fox and haruka.
DZ: (Shit shit shit but they are big Drool.)
Mutsumi: (sitting under Kotatsu) Oh my you really like them.
Face fall ANIME STYLE!
DZ: Y-yes ( whoa this is weird, more importantly how did i get from sitting on a chair to under a kotatsu.)
Mutsumi: Would you like to touch them? (Starts removing tight shirt she was wearing)
Scene change ER
Nurse (Shadow) : Doctor He seems to have had a heart attack.
Doctor (yami): Shock pads Stat! ( nurse hands docter said shockers) Clear! ( about to shock patient ( Dark Zero)
Kitsune: We'll be right back after this word from our sponsers.
Commercial Eat Brent flakes Made by Brents World Inc.
Back to show
DZ: Well I'm still alive but I'm afraid we're all out of time (stares at Mutsumi's naked bust)
Yami: actuall we have 15 minutes lef ( Slam ) ( yami on ground knocked out by a flying frying pan.)
DZ: I said we're Out of TIME. Now about that touching.
Mutsumi: Oh my thats why my tops off (Face fall ANIME STYLE ) Sure touch away!
END lets write some lemons!