Love Hina Fan Fiction ❯ Love Hina: Dark Zero style ❯ Love Hina: Enter the New Characters! ( Chapter 1 )

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Hinata TEXTBOBO Pî º©Ð+º©Ð, mBIN '¬ñ Hello peoples its I Dark Zero once again. As promised I am doing a Love Hina lemon (say that three times fast) Introducing three new characters. Its for my friends Yami and Shadow I told you IÕd do it. This is rated LEMON It contains A, ST, COM, probably O, and MST. Also PLOT (dum dum dummm) ouch! It will also have game cameos such as from SHINOBI, KINETICA and DEVIL MAY CRY. For the teachers that read this it is my own work there for I can write this citrusy sweet story. (Say that three times fast.) Mail back responses or I might stop writing. True_Dark_Zero@yahoo.com
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Love Hina : ENTER THE DRAGONS

ÒWell here we are guysÓ said one of them.ÓTHIS is Japan!Ó said the other. Ò Hmm, its all right. What do you think Hideo? Ò ÒHumphÓ Òis that all you do is grunt?Ó Òcome on guys lets go.Ó the three people disappeared in a blur of colors.

ÒKEITARO!!!!!Ó The scene was a familiar one. Keitaro had stumbled in on Naru undressed once again. And again he was punched into the atmosphere. WAAAAAAH! OOOF! (rough landing) ÒMan it was just an accidentÓ Keitaro said as he found his glasses and picked himself off the ground. ÒOh helloÓ he said noticing a girl about NaruÕs age. ÒHello to you too, where is the Hinata House? Ò ÒIts this way IÕll show you.Ó ÒIt seems you know the location pretty well, what are you a peeping tom?Ó the lady asked. ÒHa ha no, actually IÕm the land lord.Ó

(about 20 minutes later) ÒOh so that's why your the land lordÓ ÒYepÓ, said Keitaro. ÒBy the by their will be two boys coming with me also, would it be okay if they stayed at the Hinata house?Ó Ò Hmm, maybe but you will have to ask the girls first. It might be dangerous to have them come without calling first though. The girls have set up anti-pervert traps. And Su has been working on some type of bazooka for peeping toms.Ó ÒDonÕt worry those boys live for traps.Ó ÒI hope your right.Ó said Keitaro. ÒBy the way my name is Jena.Ó ÒKeitaro.Ó

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ÒHey look, said Sarah, WeÕve got perverts Su.Ó ÒPerfect, said the scantily dressed school girl, now I can test my anti-pervert bazooka.Ó And with that she pulled out a GIANT bazooka with a smiley face on the warhead. Just then Motoko walked past, ÒHey Motoko you want to take out some perverts besides Keitaro?Óasked Sarah picking up her talking statue head. ÒIt would be my pleasure.Ó she said with an evil glint in her eyes. Òok you take the one with the giant red sword and Sarah and I will take the one with the black and white swords.Ó

(meanwhile with our ninja friends) ÒWell this place isnÕt all bad.Ó said our young half demon Jakru age 15 (Just turned 2 days ago) Ò We still need a place to stay.Ó said the double swordsman Hideo age 18. As they walked into the front yard of the Hinata house they were unaware of the girls plans. --ready?--Su whispered. ÒOn three, 1, 2, .....3!Ó ÒFIRE!!Ó ÒWhat the....Ó Hideo wondered. ÒMove!!Ó yelled Jakru. The girls had started their assault. ÒGEM BOMBARDMENT STRIKE!Ó yelled Motoko as she jumped in the air and let loose a flurry of chi blasts from her sword. ÒHa is that all!Ó Jakru laughed he simply stood there as the blasts struck and exploded around him. Hideo was in a different situation. ÒTAKE THIS PERVERT!Ó yelled Su as she shot the missile. The force of it was so intense it made her skirt go up. ÒWhat's that retard doing?Ó asked Sarah as she brought Su another missile. Hideo was in fact running toward the missile as fast as it was coming toward him. He jumped straight to it and his swords flashed. He landed and sheathed his swords. ÒWhat happened?Ó the two girls wondered. The missile then divided into four pieces and exploded in the background. ÒWOOWW, was all the girls said. I guess we need to take a more direct approach.Ó They started to get down from the balcony.

ÒHa I got you vile pervert!Ó Motoko shouted as she landed. ÒGuess again.Ó As the dust cleared all you could see was a pair of red eyes. Then the dust was cleared by a force coming from Jakru. ÒYou think some weak little explosions will hurt me?Ó said Jakru brandishing his demon sword Sparda. ÒY-y-you're a demon!Ó said a shocked Motoko. ÒActually half-demon thank you.Ó said Jakru bowing slightly. ÒDie demon!Ó Motoko screamed lunging towards him. ÒWhoa, Jakru yelled barely dodging her strike. The two clashed for a minute each exchanging strikes until Jakru made his sword extend and swung at Motoko. She didn't expect this and it caught her off guard. The slice caught her clothes from her right shoulder down across her bust. She jumped back and looked at herself. Her right breast was showing completely and her left was showing nipple. ÒHey you should stick with that look, it looks good on you.Ó Jakru said playfully. Motoko blushed a deep red. (Mumble mumble) ÒWhat did you say?Ó asked Jakru

ÒI said Demon cutting slash 4.Ó Motoko said preparing the strike. Her sword began to glow a blue and yellow aura. ÒWhat!! how do you know that kind of strike?Ó ÒDie demon!!Ó she yelled letting loose the spells from her sword. Jakru barely had time to react as the spells came toward him like spears of death. There were three, he dodged the first one but the other two struck their mark. One in the chest and one in the solar plexus. They stuck there and he gasped as he felt his demon side being ripped from his soul. Falling to his knees in pain he yelled to hideo ÒHideo the bitch knows demon slayer spells!Ó ==The BITCH== Motoko thought. ÒYou will perish.Ó she yelled jumping into the air and preparing the final strike. Right before her sword struck him though Hideo deflected it with such force motoko flew back. ÒJakru hold still.Ó Hideo said before grabbing hold of one of the spears and pulling it out, as Jakru screamed in immense pain. Òooowww.Ó said the demon child. ÒYou deal with the two other girls IÕll handle her.Ó Hideo said, pointing at the recovering Motoko. ÒYes mother.Ó Jakru said standing up the blue and yellow spear still sticking in him. The two girls sneaking up and Motoko then watched as Jakru grabbed the spear with one hand and pulled it out slowly, ÒAh that's better.Ó he said as he pulled it out and threw it into the ground it dissolved into the air. The wound instantly healed. ÒNow onto pressing matters.Ó

ÒSo Ninja what business do you have here.Ó growled Motoko. ÒSo now IÕm a Ninja and not a peeping tom?Ó retorted Hideo as he and motoko attacked each other. ÒOh sure, talk to her but not me.Ó yelled Jakru as he was blocking and dodging Sarah and SuÕs attacks and kicks.

Meanwhile Jakru was fighting Sarah and Su. They were moving so fast that one couldn't see the others face clearly. Until Jakru caught SarahÕs foot and threw her off balance. ÒW-whoa!Ó she yelled as she staggered for balance. Turning his sword into a scythe Jakru struck the talking statue head which only responded with ÒowÓ as it flew threw the Hinata House door. Then grabbing Sarah he stuck the handle down the back of her shirt. ÒHey what are you doing!?Ó she shrieked. ÒTaking you on a trip, Jakru said picking up the sword, girl and all, A round Trip!Ó Jakru suddenly cocked the sword back and threw it. The sword flew in a spinning motion until it hit the stone wall surrounding the Hinata House. ÒStayÓ he mentally commanded the sword. The living weapon growled at this. Mad because it didn't get to kill anyone and also because he had a swirly-eyed Sarah hanging from his shaft*. *Not that one you sick wankers*

ÒDie!!Ó Motoko shouted as she fought with Hideo. He had put one of his swords away, so as to have a fair fight with Motoko. Neither could match the other.

Jakru was having an easier time fighting with Su. One time he almost got kicked in the head when Su did a jump kick and he saw her panties. But he dodged in time. Then he was surprised when Su kicked him in the stomach from an awkward position. It sent him back a few steps. ÒDidnÕt think she was THAT flexible.Ó he said as he rubbed the sore spot. ÒGotcha perv!Ó Su said as she prepared to do another jump kick. ÒReally?Ó Jakru whispered to himself.

ÒWell that's the situation.Ó Keitaro explained. He had just told Kitsune, Naru, Shinobu and Mutsumi about JenaÕs question. ÒI donÕt know more than one boy is kind of risky.Ó Naru said. ÒHow so, asked Kitsune, More than one boy may spice up this place.Ó ÒKitsune, you love the cock don't you?Ó asked Naru. ÒMmmm, yes, yes I do.Ó She said slightly stewed. ÒBut this is a girls dormitory.Ó Shinobu said quietly. ÒHey maybe we could have a slumber party!Ó asked Mutsumi. They all just stared at her with blank expressions, except for Keitaro who got a slight bulge from the thought. ÒWell lets just meet these men first.Ó said Naru. ÒTheir actually quite young, said Jena, One just turned fifteen and a half the other is eighteen.Ó ÒWell where are the - DONG!!! SarahÕs talking statue head burst through the wall and slammed into KeitaroÕs head, knocking him out instantly and sending him face first into MutsumiÕs ample, firm, luscious, *Sorry ahem* breast. ÒWhat the hell was that!Ó Naru shouted. ÒIt looks like SarahÕs statue head.Ó said Kitsune picking it up. ÒOh my.Ó said Mutsumi the unconscious Keitaro still cradled in her *Dark ZeroÕs drooling* breasts. ÒWhat's going on out there?Ó Shinobu asked shaking. ÒLets go look.Ó said the evil fox lady.

ÒHow the hell is she that fast?Ó Jakru thought to himself as he was dodging SuÕs kicks. ÒTime to end this.Ó Jakru said under his breath. As Su prepared for her patent jump kick Jakru put his hand behind his back and flicked his wrist. Instantly five Shurikens appeared in his hand. ÒTime for some fun.Ó Jakru thought as he jumped backwards towards the Hinata house walls. ÒTrying to escape.Ó Su shouted as she flew foot first toward Jakru. ÒNOW!Ó Jakru thought as he ducked SuÕs kick, she was surprised but even more surprised when he turned around and threw what looked like daggers at her. ÒWhat the?!Ó is all she had time to say before the daggers stuck into her skimpy school girl outfit and stapled her to the wall. ÒWhat no hello, Jakru asked, For such a worthy fighter.Ó At this he bowed slightly. ÒOh man, is all Su said from her position, IÕve been beat.Ó She said sadly, lowering her head in shame. ÒNot beat just matched.Ó Jakru said bringing her chin up. ÒGee, what a nice guy.Ó Su thought.

ÒWhat the...Ó was all that could escape from NaruÕs shocked lips. As she surveyed the scene. Su was hanging from a wall about 10 feet away with a boy in a mask standing not to far away. To the left MotokoÕs sword stuck into the ground about 3 feet away from her kneeling shape. Lording over her was another masked man with a black sword up to her throat.

ÒAnd where have you boys been?Ó asked Jena looking the two boys in their eyes. ÒAround.Ó said Jakru simply. Then he unmasked himself. Su was in love instantly. Jakru had her skin tone, loose black hair with red tips. And ruby red eyes. ÒWe were attacked.Ó said Hideo sarcastically looking in motokoÕs direction. He also unmasked. Motoko felt a weird longing for Hideo. He was light skinned like her. With white hair that covered his eyes sometimes when he moved. His eyes were a regal brown. He removed his sword from MotokoÕs throat and sheathed it. Motoko rose up and bowed slightly. Per the rules of sword fighting she must carry out anything the victor ask. Even Seppuku. But before she could even ask Hideo said ÒI know the custom. But do not follow it. You just owe me one.Ó He winked on the last sentence. Motoko simply smiled and that was weird enough. ÒUh a little help here?Ó yelled Sarah from her perch. ÒHey that's where I left my sword.Ó said Jakru grinning. He raised his hand and mentally told Sparda to return to him. A small - Chink - was heard as the living weapon dislodged itself from the wall. ÒOh no.Ó said Sarah as the sword started spinning towards its master. ÒLook out, its headed right for you!Ó Shouted Kitsune. He simply turned his head to look at them as the sword barreled toward him. ÒNow watch this, Jakru said he reached behind him and produced the towel from nowhere trick, You watching?Ó Everyone just gasped as the sword finally reached him... And stopped? Yes it hovered behind him still holding an unconscious Sarah. ÒPull!Ó shouted Jakru, Sparda tilted upwards and flung Sarah from itself. Jakru looked up and threw the towel in the air followed by two shurikens. Sarah woke up in midair and started screaming. One because she was so high up. ÒThis is what Keitaro must feel like.Ó she thought. And two because she was naked! Suddenly her screams were muffled by a towel that wrapped around her whole body. ÒHe shoots he scores!Ó Shouted Jakru. His plan had worked perfectly. The shurikens connected with the towel and acted as a bolo and wrapped around SarahÕs naked body. ( By the way her clothes got ripped off as Sparda chucked her into the air. Besides this was the only way to get her off. { Dark Zero glances both ways nervously and chuckles}) ÒOw!Ó yelped Jakru. Jena had just smacked him in the back of his head. ÒWhat was that for?Ó asked the demon child, rubbing the tender area. ÒFor showing off, she said simply, Now catch that poor girl before she hits the ground. ÒYes Jena.Ó Jakru said before he jumped into the air and grabbed SarahÕs falling form. Setting her down, the young girlÕs kneeÕs can be seen shaking. ÒSorry about that.Ó Jakru said scratching his head. ÒWell that takes care of that I doubt theyÕll let you or Hideo stay here now.Ó sighed Jena. Naru began ÒThat's absolutely ... ÒWrong!Ó Shouted Kitsune, Sarah and Su in unison. Ò.. what?Ó said Naru weakly. ÒLet them stay, said one, theyÕll fit right in, said the other.Ó Hideo and Jakru simply stood there in shock. ÒNow all we need is the land lords approval. ÒWhere is Keitaro anyway?Ó asked Sarah. ÒWell last time I saw him, stated Naru, he was hit in the head with your statue head. Then proceeded to fall onto MutsumiÕs chest. But we were so shocked by the noise that we didn't have time to pummel him into a bloody pulp.Ó

The group started in towards the house leaving Su still hanging on the wall. ÒA little help here.Ó asked Su to no one. It was a good thing Jakru was the last one heading in because he heard SuÕs pleas for help. ÒHello again.Ó he said to her. ÒHi.Ó Su said sheepishly. ÒSorry about this, Jakru said pointing to the daggers he was removing, weÕre not used to being attacked.Ó ÒItÕs all right, you are a worthy opponent.Ó Said Su as the last dagger was removed. They stood next to each other for a while. Then Su leaned on Jakru and yawned. ÒMan you tired me out.Ó Su muttered. Being the hardcore native she was she went to sleep right then and there on JakruÕs shoulder. ÒGreat just great, thought Jakru to himself, now IÕve got a beautiful girl sleeping on me.Ó He suddenly let out a yawn. ÒShit, now she has me doing it.Ó another thought. ÒOh well lets go in.Ó he said picking Su up onto his back. Her arms and legs snaked around him almost as if it was a reflex, yet she stayed asleep. ÒWeird.Ó Jakru thought. With his hands underneath her knees he started towards the house.

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AAAAAA!! shit! This is Dark Zero. I messed up with chapter 2. The start of chapter 2 sounded better as the end of chapter one. So IÕm adding it on so enjoy.
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ÒSo we can stay?Ó asked Jakru. ÒSure as long as the girls don't mind.Ó said Keitaro. ÒNope we don't mind at all.Ó answered Kitsune. ÒWell actually I.Ó started Naru before a number of hands covered her mouth. Including motokoÕs.
ÒSweet this place rules! Thank you obasan Jena.Ó Jakru said before earning a smack with the back of her fan. ÒItÕs just Jena.Ó Hideo simply stood next to the wall. Then with a smirk he started to drag the decked Jakru from the room. ÒCome on Jakru lets find our rooms.Ó

Scene change. NaruÕs room.

ÒI can see your reason Kitsune but why would you want them to stay?Ó asked Naru pointing at Motoko and SuÕs direction. ÒSimple, replied Motoko, The one named Hideo beat me. In that way he has earned my respect. Also I must have a rematch with him.Ó ÒAre you sure that's the reason?Ó Asked a clingy Su. ÒWhat do you mean of course thatÕs my reason, why else would I allow this.Ó answered a blushing Motoko. ÒSee your blushing, I bet you like this Hideo guy.Ó replied Su. ÒThatÕs not true! What's your reason.Ó Retorts Motoko.

ÒI like that demon kid.Ó Su stated simply. (FACE FALL ANIME STYLE) ÒWhat!Ó Shouted everybody. ÒThat and I can test all my inventions on them I mean did you see how that Hideo guy cut my missile in half?Ó ÒSo I bet I could do that.Ó retorted Motoko. ÒNope that missile was made of motoko proof steel, It was coated in diamonds.Ó ÒWhat, Motoko thought herself, ThatÕs impossible. He cant be stronger than me.Ó ÒBesides when that Jakru kid carried me in I felt something in him. Something lonely.Ó Su added in a sad tone. Ò How can he be lonely? I mean he has Hideo and Jena. Plus for all we know his father could be Satan!Ó Said Naru ÒMaybe heÕs sad because heÕs the only demon human crossbreed on earth! Kitsune shouted at Naru. ÒI didÕnt think of it like that.Ó She admitted. ÒOf course you didÕnt.Ó ÒPoor Jakru.Ó Shinobu whispered quietly.(poof) ÒIÕll make him happy.Ó ÒAAAHHH!!Ó shouted everybody. ÒWhat the hell is adult Su doing here.Ó Shouted Kitsune. And with a wink Kaora Su disappeared. ÒOk dat was weird.Ó said Haruka. ÒAAAAAA! when did you get here!?Ó Shouted Naru.

ÒI like this one nice and roomy.Ó Said Jakru. ÒWell I donÕt know if you should -clutter rustle slam ow Son of a...- unpack. Hideo finished as he turned around to find JakruÕs room was indeed his room. ÒWhereÕs the bed?Ó Jakru asked. ÒThe manager Keitaro told me that Shinobu would bring one up later.Ó In his mind Jakru pictured the little girl named Shinobu carrying a big heavy bed up the stairs. ÒWell IÕll help her later then. Right now IÕm going to get some fresh ÒairÓ.

As Jakru walks down the hall to find somebody a turtle flys by him , it pauses in the air only to wave and say Myuh. ÒWeirdÓ he thinks as he waves back. Anyway he needs to ask where the access to the roof is. As he walks by the room that the girls are in, hearing talk he stops outside the room to eavesdrop. ÒDemons are meant to be killed not invited, into our home.Ó Says an angry Motoko. ÒThatÕs a cruel thing to say.Ó Whispers a teary eyed Shinobu. ÒI wonder where Su went?Ó asked Kitsune. After Motoko was done putting Jakru down he walked in there with a solemn look on his face. ÒHeh, um where is there access to the roof?Ó Jakru asked trying to hide his sadness. Everybody only pointed the way. ÒT-that way.Ó said Shinobu. ÒThanks.Ó Jakru said walking in the said direction. ÒI think he heard you.Ó said Hideo appearing out of nowhere. ÒAAAAAA!Ó everybody gasped for air. ÒDamn ninjaÕs! Where the hell were you?Ó yelled Kitsune. ÒUnder the kotatsu.Ó he answered simply. ÒEH!Ó all the girls screamed. Mutsumi simply said ÒOh my.

Close up on Kotatsu. All the girls legs were under there. Now it was HideoÕs turn to scream. ÒShit shit shit!!Ó was all Hideo could say. After all what would you say if you were being chased by a girl with a demon killing sword and another girl with an earth shattering punch. A large explosion could be heard about 10 seconds later. ÒDamn it!Ó thought Hideo as he peeled himself from the wall. ÒIf only I did'nt left my swords in my room.Ó

ÒWhat the hell was that?Ó wondered Jakru. He had just heard the explosion from HideoÕs slip up. ÒEh oh well, time to stretch.Ó And with that a red aura engulfed Jakru. When the aura faded Jakru was standing there. But he looked different. ( actually he looked like raziel when he's still alive.) ÒWell things couldÕnt be better. IÕm living in a girls dorm. With a demon killing kendo master, A sexist bitch and a turtle that says ÒmyuhÓ. said Jakru as he crouches on the edge of the roof. Ò Oh well home sweet home.Ó

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There it is. The REAL ending of chapter one. pretty bad ass huh. Well write back and review if you think ItÕs any good. Please no flames, ( I.E. actually I have no damn idea what a flame is but I heard their bad so please dont send me any.) Love hina devil may cry kinetica shinobi and any other name i might of mentioned thats obviously the property of a multi million dollar company are not mine and are the property of their individual owners. In fact the only things that are mine are Jakru and Hideo.
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