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[ P - Pre-Teen ]

"We interrupt your fanfiction reading for a live feed of the news on the 24-hours KNNNN
channel via satellite."

*

KNNNN (Kero's Nonstop Nonsense News Network)
By PikaFlash And the News Team

8th Edition

Disclaimers: Almost all of the (fake) News Reports and ideas are mine. The Characters and
scenes are not.

*Headline News*

"Controversal Abra says, 'Kadabra'"

"Distributed Anime has lost something in the translation."

"Controversal Kadabra says, 'Abra'"

"Pokemon Trainer found crushed in a PokeBall."

"Controversal Alakazam says, 'Abra Kadabra'."

"Digimon Tamer trapped in a Digi-Modify Card."

"We would like to apologise for putting in the last three Pokemon Jokes."

"Card Captor shrinks down to the size of a pin."

"To make it up, we'll have a special charity concert on the next live sattelite feed if
we can remember."

"MedaFighter enters own MedaWatch."

"And to finish off the headliners, who would have thought that Touya is a homo."

*The Kero and Eriol Report*

[Kero Beros - Newscaster. Email: kero_b@knnnn.com]
[Eriol Hiragizawa - Newscaster. Email: eriol_h@knnnn.com]

Eriol: Just before we start, I would like to say that tonight, I'm hosting this special on
Anime Characters, who wives who drain their assets.

*

Eriol: These are poor Anime characters have wives who drain their assets. Chichi, 18, Videl.
They are called the Worst Anime Wives Club!"

~

Eriol was walking after Krillin.

Eriol: I know you are poor because you are walking. I can lend you some bus money or taxi
fare.

*

Kero: But now, its time for us to celebrate 20 years of KNNNN.

*Fancy Music: 20 Years of KNNNN!*

Eriol: That's right, and what started this was during the battle between the defenders of
Earth against the Saiyan Aliens.

*Footage*

Yamcha explodes together with a Saibaman.

*Ash: Oh my god! Can you replay that in slow motion?!

In slow motion, Yamcha and the Saibaman were blown to pieces.

*Eriol: It looked as if the Saibaman did a kamikaze.*

*Kero: But I say that Yamcha exploded. For Proof I have written a book on Yamcha exploding.
Named "Waiter, my Tea exploded!"*

*End Footage*

Kero: Yes, it was a tragic time, but I'm still sticking to the priciples of my book!

*

[Ash Ketchum - Kanto Correspondent (Email: ash_k@knnnn.com]

Ash: Well, I can't say much about that. Other than seeing first hand from where I was.

*Footage*

Tien: I can see their parachutes, they're ok.

*End Footage*

Ash: Although the camera man didn't see me, but the fighter did assure me that I was safe.

*

Eriol: And readers, please continue reading and reviewing, just to improve our statistics.

[KNNNN: Its all binary numbers to us.]

*Ad Break*

"Do you want access to all the latest infomation on your Anime Distributor?"

As Ash walks to the Head of WB, a man blocks the camera's view.

"If they don't speak to you, they aren't speaking to KNNNN."

*

"This weekend on Kero's Forum!"

Kero: I'm going to ask the community on the Digimon threat.

Kero turns around to see a large crowd of Pokemon Trainers and Medafighters.

Kero: Well gang?

"At 10pm this Satuarday and a repeat telecast on Sunday only on KNNNN."

*

[KNNNN Moments: The Saiyans Arrive - 1988]

Two space pods were heading towards Earth.

*Eriol: And I can see their space ships and...its going down very slowly towards the city.
But here's a message from our sponsors.*

*Alien Landing Special: Brought to you by Kepudding!*

*Celebrating KNNNN for 20 Years.*

[Kero Beros - Newscaster (Email: kero_b@knnnn.com]
[Eriol Hiragizawa - Newscaster. Email: eriol_h@knnnn.com]

Kero: Well, it was intresting to see that we were actually commentating on the arrival of
the Saiyans.

*

[Ash Ketchum - Kanto Correspondent (Email: ash_k@knnnn.com]

Ash: Of course, I just can't put a finger on one of the Saiyans who look familiar.

*

Eriol: Anyway, welcome back to KNNNN, where we will look back at our sponsers.

Kero: That's right, every 5 years, we change sponsers, here's a tribute to 20 years of
sponsers.

*

[KNNNN: Celebrating 20 Years of sponsers at each 5 years]

1982: Capsule Corp.

Bulma was carrying a capsule.

Bulma: If you use this, you won't even need to have a garage anymore. Its all for yourself!

~

1987: KePudding.

Kero was sitting on the sofa eating pudding.

Kero: Excellence is in the scoop.

Kero finishes the pudding.

~

1992: Fussie Logic Industries.

A washing machine falls off a cliff.

~

1997: Digi-Snacks.

Tai was pouring a whole boxful Digi-Snacks into his mouth!

Tai: I love Digi-Snacks!

~

2002: McAnimes!

*Meat Burger* *Freat Pie* *Pickle Burger* All you can eat at...

Misty, Ikki, Sora, Li and Sakura were at a table.

Misty/Ikki/Sora/Li/Sakura: McAnimes! The only place to eat in the Anime World!

[KNNNN: Celebrating 20 Years of sponsers at each 5 years]

*

Eriol: Welcome back. As you know, we were bring you the news for 20 years now and the
moments we've been looking back. One that we reported on was the Shinra War.

*Footage: Shinra War, 1985*

Kero was with Eriol.

Kero: At the moment, Balamb Seeds have been sent to Shinra territory to fight the war.

Eriol: That's right, and we got Erika with the lottery on which Seed member is going to war.
And with some of the faculty watching out for any objection in the students.

~

Erika was at the lottery place.

Erika: That's right, where the first letter drawn is C. As you know, if you're conscripted,
you'll be paid really well for this war. Like one mother who sent all her sons to fight for
their very lives in the battle field at the time and she's living it rich.

*End Footage*

Eriol: And the final result was that we all got a head bashing. And the moral of that story
is that we must never fight in a pointless war ever again.

Kero: Of course. After the break, we'll meet Son Gohan, and we ask him why he has never become
Super Saiyan ever again in Dragon Ball Z.

Eriol: And now we have...

*Fancy Music: Pokemon Trainers who believe the stupidest things!*

~

Ash: Thanks, Eriol. And now, I travel to Kanto to ask Pokemon Trainers on the topic of being
related to Digimons. The story is that a Digimon Tamer named Takatomon is said to be related
to Pokemons. Well, lets ask the center Pokemon Training, Indigo Plateau.

*

Ash was next to Richie outside a bookshop.

Ash: So, what do you think of a Digimon Tamer being related to Pokemon?

Richie: Well, I just don't see any link to that.

~

Ash was with James near a food tent.

Ash: Any idea on a Digimon Tamer related to Pokemons?

James: Can we catch him? We could make money.

~

Ash was with A.J. in a training tent.

Ash: Do you know who Takatomon is?

A.J.: Errrr...no.

~

Ash was the umpire with Casey holding a bat at a baseball match.

Ash: What does Takatomon mean to you?

Casey: Well, I would know if he was yellow and black.

Casey hits the ball.

Ash: Home run!

~

Ash was with Whitney.

Ash: Takatomon says that he's a descendent of Pokemon. Any ideas?

Whitney: I don't believe such a Pidgey and Tauros story.

~

Richie: Takatomon sounds more of a Digimon.

Ash: He is. What Takatomon wants is to prove that he's related to a Pokemon.

Richie: No way.

~

A.J.: Takatomon, you are not my Pokemon's uncle!

~

Ash: All I can say is that we should rely on...

Whitney: Ho-oh. And Lugia.

Ash: That's right, thank you for your time.

~

Casey: Takatomon, keep out of our business!

~

James: When we find you, we're going to catch you.

~

Richie: Takatomon! You're not going to beat my Pokemon!

*

Ash: Hahahaha. It was intresting. That shows that Pokemon Trainers will believe anything.

~

Eriol: We'll be back after the break.

[KNNNN: Saiyans mean nothing to us.]

*Ad Break*

"McAnimes! Children of Garden Aid!"

"For this offer, we bring...the Balamb Double Hot Dog!"

A big bun, two large sausages and a special sauce appeared.

"We give you a big bun, two giant sausages and a special Balamb Sauce."

Squall and Zell were at Balamb Garden Cafeteria eating the Balamb Double Hot Dog.

"And every two cents goes to feeding the children of Balamb Garden."

Ikki was full after eating the Balamb Double Hot Dog when a McAnimes

"And any left overs you can't finish goes to the children too. Only at..."

Misty, Sora, Sakura and Li pooped up behind Ikki.

Misty/Ikki/Sora/Li/Sakura: McAnimes! The only place to eat in the Anime World!

All took out musical instruments and played the victory theme of Final Fantasy.

*

KNX classics:

A few Saiyan spacepods collided into each other.

"Want some action?"

Chibi Trunks and Chibi Goten were wearing boxing gloves in a ring.

"Want to see babies fight?"

"Well, watch..."

KNX Action news, the news you only want.

"There's less propaganda on hooves."

"Because its Tally-Ho, flying Wolves."

Matt was riding Garurumon and Garurumon's front paws tripped over a rock and both Matt and
Garurumon landed head first.

*End Ad break*

*Celebrating KNNNN for 20 Years.*

[Kero Beros - Newscaster (Email: kero_b@knnnn.com]
[Eriol Hiragizawa - Newscaster. Email: eriol_h@knnnn.com]

Kero: Welcome back. That ad you saw was what started KNX, which was directed by Madison
Taylor herself. And KNNNN was the first News Network to be placed on a computer.
Watch this.

*Footage*

Kero and Eriol were at the newsdesk with Ash on TV.

Kero: And the biggest news of all...

Kero, Eriol and Ash were seen on a computer screen.

Kero: We are on your computer now!

*End Footage*

[Ash Ketchum - Kanto Correspondent (Email: ash_k@knnnn.com]

Ash: HAHAHAHA. Of course, I loved that one, but I never know that I had "that" much hair!

~

Eriol: That much hair? But that's only the beginning, look at Brock. Can you show us the
footage of Brock back then??

*Footage.*

Brock was in front of a weather map with long girly hair.

Brock: And over in the DBZ territory.

*End footage.*

Kero: Whoa! I almost thought that hair was alive!

Eriol: Well, just those who want to know what happened to Brock's hair, Brock had his hair cut
for charity.

Kero: But one thing we would usually not like to talk about was the now infamous day where
we had a Mufti Day for News Readers which Madison Taylor inagurated.

*Mufti day - 11th Edition 2001*

Eriol was wearing a Hawaiian Shirt with a flower wreath around his neck.

Eriol: And it just so happens that earlier in Middle Earth, two drunk wizards have crashed
into both of the two towers while flying on broomsticks on the only known hottest volcano
in Middle Earth to toss away a very evil ring.

Kero was next to Eriol also wearing a Hawaiian shirt and flower wreath around his neck.

Kero: That's right, and on behalf of all the news readers on KNNNN, we apologise to you for
the inappropriate attire on a day like this on Middle Earth. It just so happens that
yesterday was a good idea to have a mufti day, but now we relise that its not.

Eriol: Back on the topic, Ash is actually in Middle Earth going to talk to a Hobbit!

~

Ash was wearing a Hawaiian shirt and a tropical hat.

Ash: That's right, after hearing that the casulties of Orcs will be on a overload towards
the thousands, I'm going to talk to Froddo Baggins, who cannot be seen on camera because
he's very short, so we'll just leave him out of this.

*

Eriol: But what's more better now is the victory of the Strongest Team in the world.

Kero: That's right, do we have that footage now?

*

*Kero: Victor 's Warbandit is close to the finishing, but Lance's Dragonite has pushed
Victor to the finishing line. The Strongest Team has won the Marathon!*

*

Back in the studio, Eriol was on a chair while Ash was on a TV screen drinking beer.

Eriol: Alright strongest team! Victor of Kenya is cool!

~

Ash: Yeah, watch this footage!

*

Professor Oak: HO HO HO HO HO! The drinks are all on me!

*

Eriol: Kero, what do you have to say?!

~

Kero was on site at the finish line drinking his share of beer.

Kero: I tell you, Victor of Kenya and Lance of Indigo make the greatest team. So we call them
the Strongest Team in the world!

~

Eriol: That's right.

*Ash/Kero/Eriol: Strongest! Strongest! Strongest!

Eriol started stamping on the floor with Ash and Kero were on the split screen TV doing the
same thing.

*

Eriol: Of course, the one person who couldn't get over the hangover would be Kero and his
current affairs.

*Current Affairs*

Kero: Thanks Eriol. I admit that the Strongest Team was the best. What happens is that
I'm reliving a nightmare where these people are putting that dream down. Watch this.

*

Laguna was walking in the streets when Kero runs to Laguna.

Kero: Mr. Loire, Mr. Loire. I'm Kero from KNNNN, do you remember me?

Kero passes Laguna a card. Laguna reads it, drops the card and stamps on it.

Laguna: Stay away from me and my family!

*

Kero: Now witness first hand what I mean...

*

Squall was walking in the streets when Kero runs to Squall.

Kero: Mr. Leonhart, Mr. Leonhart. I'm Kero from KNNNN, do you remember me?

Kero passes Squall a card. Squall reads it, drops the card and stamps on it.

Squall: Stay away from me and my family!

*

(Topic: 20 Years of Current Affairs)

Kero: Anyway, back to business. Here, I'm going to tribute myself to 20 years of current
affairs for KNNNN.

~1982: Dragon Ball Debut~

*Kero: It all started in the 80s, when people first saw the original Japanese Anime:
Dragon Ball."

Kero and a few other Anime Characters were watching Dragon Ball.

~1987: NASA Hoax~

Kero was looking around in a studio with a sign saying, "NASA Studio, Keep Out".

*Kero: In '87, I've discovered the studio where they faked the moon landing, look at this
footage!*

An astronaut was in space walking his dog, Salty.

~1991: Olympics Fever~

*Kero: In '91, we chose to have fun, like preparing for the Olympics.*

Kero was running with Sora, who was about to do the hurdles race heats, but Kero crashes
into a hurdle.

~1995: Political Gain.~

*Kero: And in '95, I showed that politics are also my specialty*

Kero was carrying a baby Pichu.

Kero: President Goku is as weak as a baby Pichu and angry Meowths still want him!

Kero was next to Meowth as the Meowth scratches a stuffed Pichu.

~2002~

Kero was in a room on a couch and a table with a bowl of pudding in his hand.

Kero: It was fun. You may not like me or say that I'm right, because I'm always right. And
for the 20 years I've been with you, I would like to say once more, I'm Kero Beros for KNNNN!

[KNNNN: May the MedaForce be with you.]

*Ad Break*

"Ever wonder what its like to be a KNNNN reporter?"

Multikolor was on camera.

Multikolor: I was once an assistant Reporter for the National Intruder in Riverview with my
master, but now I am a daredevil reporter for KNNNN.

~

Multikolor was carrying a mop.

Multikolor: But during my free time, I am just one honest Medabot cleaner in the KNNNN
Studios making some money. That's why I'm with KNNNN.

[KNNNN: Fighting Aliens with Monkey Tails since 1988]

~

"KNNNN is now to be designed to be user friendly, now with an all CAPITAL LETTER OPTION."

Kero and Eriol were at the news desk.

Eriol: OLD KING COLE HAD A MERRY OLD SO AND A MERRY OLD SO WAS HE!

"Also, for the people who really need glasses, a repeat function has been added in."

Kero: HE SAID OLD KING COLE HAD A MERRY OLD SO AND A MERRY OLD SO WAS HE!

"We do this all for the people who reads KNNNN."

Kero: THAT'S KNNNN!

~

[KNNNN Moments: Trial of 1992 - 1993]

King Kero: As you can see, we have proof that this may sound weird but I have never heard a
religion that uses a light saber as a weapon for throwing at the enemy. Our main witness is
a Pikachu who speaks his name and I say that Tifa Lockhart is as guilty as a pole at her bar.
Thank you for watching me, court dismissed and goodnight.

"King Kero's TV Court!"

*End Ad Break*

*Celebrating KNNNN for 20 Years.*

[Kero Beros - Newscaster (Email: kero_b@knnnn.com]
[Eriol Hiragizawa - Newscaster. Email: eriol_h@knnnn.com]

Kero: Welcome back, we're now looking back at the time where it was the Digi-World War.

~

[Ash Ketchum - Kanto Correspondent (Email: ash_k@knnnn.com]

Ash: That's right, Digi-world War of 1992. Lets look back to that time.

~1992~

Some flares were seen over Myotismon's castle

*Kero: It appears that the opening ceromony has begun.*

*Eriol: That's right, as we gets to see the lights up early at Myotismon's castle.*

Announcer: Here comes the Pokemon Trainers!

*Kero: Yep, here's the Pokemon Trainers!"

12 Digidestined kids were running around Myotismon's castle.

*Eriol: Yeah, but the home team looks disapointing."

*Kero: And now the opening song for Digi-World 1992!*

~

*200 Reporters.*

Some Digimons jump around.

*200 adamantium vests*

"We the Pokemon Trainers of Kanto! We challenge the might of Myotismon."

*Almost over 8000 miles of film*

Some helicopters were flying over some mountains.

*50,000 McAnimes Ration packs*

Kero was at his newsdesk.

*10 Sattelites*

"As we believe in truth, love, justice and peace."

*2 Worlds*

Ash was near a rubble in an army uniform with a microphone dodging an explosion.

*2 Teams*

Eriol was playing with a toy fighter jet.

*100 million readers*

Pokemon trainers were running through forests.

*1 News Network*

"2 Worlds, 2 teams, 1 News Network, we will all share the pain."

[KNNNN: We will share the pain. The official broadcaster for Digi-World 1992]

~

Kero: We're having a bit of déjà vu with the arrival of DigiWorld 2002. Where we have the
rights to show you the footage.

Eriol: After the break, the list of the loss of innocence in the DBZ territory, before the loss
of innocence in Odaiba, before the loss of innocence

*Ad Break*

[KNNNN Moments: Aeris' Funeral, 1997]

As Aeris's body was placed in the lake, Brock was at a PS console with Tai and Kero.

Brock: It is intresting that we all lost a glower firl and...*cough cough cough*...Sorry.

Brock takes out a tissue as on the game, Aeris' lifeless body was falling down into the deep
lake as Brock continues to make disgusting noises from his mouth.

Brock: *cough cough* Man, I hate this cough.

*

On KNNNN for Kids, we have two super heroes who claims to be the strongest in the world,
Sakura and Sora! On today's episode, Sakura and Sora faces off against the Alien Saiyan
Animations!

An army of people with Monkey Tails were walking like zombies.

"We want Dragon balls, we want dragon balls."

A beam was blasted out of all of their mouths.

"Oh no, Sakura, they're shooting their beams of disception!"

"We must find the light of truth!"

Sakura takes out a sword.

"Will Sora and Sakura be able to cut through the beams of disception with the light of truth?
Find out more "

KNNNN for KIDS! "This is for the kids of today, workers of tomorrow!" Get KNNNN for kids,
only on the Kero's Kable Channel 24.

*

"Before they were famous, they were with us on KNNNN."

Erika was next to a young Pokemon trainer in red.

Erika: It is such things like Kanto sending out their Pokemon trainers, like young Giovanni
to be in the battlefield.

Erika passes a Pokeball to Giovanni.

~

Eriol: Well, we're now going to interview Kanto's greatest ally, Myotismon.

Eriol faces a tv with Myotismon's face on it.

Eriol: Welcome to KNNNN, Myotismon.

"So watch KNNNN."

[KNNNN: Celebrating 20 Years of Newsreaders]

*End Ad Break*

[Kero Beros - Newscaster (Email: kero_b@knnnn.com]
[Eriol Hiragizawa - Newscaster. Email: eriol_h@knnnn.com]

Eriol: Welcome back to KNNNN, where we were celebrating 20 years achievement.

Kero: And they all thought that we would last for only 20 seconds at first and now, we're
stronger than ever.

~

[Ash Ketchum - Kanto Correspondent (Email: ash_k@knnnn.com]

Ash: Yes, and one thing I remember and never forget would be the launch of the Digi-World
newsdesk.

~

Kero: Yes, do we have that footage now?

*1989*

Eriol and Kero were at the newsdesk.

Eriol: And now to for reports in the Digi-World, we take you to Tai Yagami who will launch
the newest newsdesk in the KNNNN family for the Digi-World. Tai?

~

Tai was at the newsdesk.

Tai: Thanks Eriol. In the Digiworld...ahhhhh!

The backdrop suddenly fell on him as the props fall over and two Biyomon flew in to the
camera's point of view as they tried to help Tai out of the debris.

~

Kero: And it appears that we seem to have a slight technical difficulty with Tai at the
moment and hopefully that this would be resolved by then.

*

Eriol: And here's a gift to look forward to this Christmas. A Final Fantasy figurine.

Kero puts up a Cloud Strife figurine.

Kero: The character evens comes with his or her own weapons. Like Cloud and his Buster Sword.

Eriol: And also, something special happens if you have both Cloud and Squall together.
Something to look forward to this Christmas.

The Squall and Cloud figurine took out their weapons and started fighting each other.

Kero: Anyway, we'll be back with more after this short break.

[KNNNN: The only one news network which Anime Characters always believe in 24/7]

*Ad Break*

*Medabots Credits theme played*

"On the Credits Channel..."

Starring:
Kero Beros [kero_b@knnnn.com] (Editor and Leading Commentator)
Eriol Hiragizawa [eriol_h@knnnn.com] (Commentator and Former Leading Correspondent)
Ash Ketchum [ash_k@knnnn.com] (Middle-level Correspondent and Investigative Journalist)
Erika Tenryou [erika_t@knnnn.com] (Experienced Correspondent and Investigative Journalist)
Tai Yagami [tai_y@knnnn.com] (Leading Investigative Journalist)
Brock Blockhead [brock_b@knnnn.com] (Weatherman)

"...we get to show you the list of people you never see before."

Also Staring:
King Kero - KNNNN's Editor-in-Chief
Multikolor - Medabots
Misty Ketchum - Pokemon
Sora Takenouchi - Digimon
Li Syaoran - Card Captor Sakura
Ikki Tenryou - Medabots
Sakura Avalon - Cardcaptors

"And we even show you the cast of Dragon Ball Z!"

Other Anime Characters who are said to have appeared on the show includes:

DBZ Characters:
Yamcha
Trunks
President Son Goku
Vice-President Big Head Vegetable
Videl
Gohan
Krillin
Bulma
Chibi Trunks
Chibi Goten
Saibaman

"And the cast of Digimon."

Digimon and Digital Monsters Characters:
Jun Motomiya
Mimi Tachikawa
Joe Kido
Daisuke Motomiya
Hikari Yagami
TK Takaishi
Kari Kamiya
Jeri
President Ken Ichijouji
Myotismon
Matt Ishida
Matt's band
Yolei Inoue
Piedmon
Biyomon
Takatomon

"Together with the cast of Pokemon."

Pokemon and Pocket Monsters Characters:
Officer Jennys
Gary Oak
Fat Giovanni
Daisy Waters
Violet Waters
Satoshi Kastumoto
Jessie
James
Tracey Sketchit
Totodile
Richie Breaker
Delia Ketchum
Meowth
A.J.
Casey
Whitney
Professor Oak

"The cast of Medabots."

Medabots and Medarot Characters:
Samantha
Spyke
Sloan
Peppercat
Metabee
Karin
Koji
Dr Aki.
Mr. Referee.
Sailor-Multi (aka. Brass)
Rokusho
Henry
Arcbeetle

"The cast who are known as the Cardcaptors."

Card Captors and CCS Characters:
Madison Taylor
Tomoyo Daidouji
Eli Moon
Meilin Rae
Cerebus
Tori Avalon
Clamp Agent Takashi Yamazaki

"And many more."

Other Characters:
Rei Hino - Sailor Moon
Tseng - Final Fantasy 7
Asuka Langley - Evangelion
Genki - Monster Rancher
Sailor Moon - Sailor Moon
Head of FOX
Head of WB
Head fo 4Kids
Head of Nelvana
Serena - Sailor Moon
Darien - Sailor Moon
Rini - Sailor Moon
Cid Highwind - Final Fantasy 7
Shera - Final Fantasy 7
Leena Tros - Zoids: New Century
Tyson - Beyblade
Irvine Kinneas - Final Fantasy 8
Van Flyheight - Zoids: Chaotic Century
Irvine - Zoids: Chaotic Century
Cloud Strife - Final Fantasy 7
Tidus - Final Fantasy 10
Tifa Lockhart - Final Fantasy 7
Aeris Gainsborough - Final Fantasy 7
Yuffie Kisaragi - Final Fantasy 7
Rinoa Heartlily - Final Fantasy 8
Yuna - Final Fantasy 10
Garnet (aka. Dagger) - Final Fantasy 9
Eiko Carol - Final Fantasy 9
Rikku - Final Fantasy 10
Clippit - Both for Microsoft and Tai Yagami in a costume
Bit Cloud - Zoids: New Century
Sailor Venus - Sailor Moon
Mina - Sailor Moon
Squall Leonhart - Final Fantasy 8
Zell Dincht - Final Fantasy 8
Laguna Loire - Final Fantasy 8

"Plus a list of created characters who move so fast that you can't even read them."

Created Characters:
Paint Shopkeeper
Meta-B, Meta-P, Meta-G and Meta-D - The Metabees
Storm Da Elite - Rapping Pikachu
Pika Potter - The Pikachu who lived
Li Moon - Son of Eli Moon and Madison Taylor
McAnimes Spokesperson - self explanatory
Clamp Agents

"And a detailed idea on the crew."

Cameramen people:
Kari Kamiya
Tomoyo Daidouji
Erika Tenryou
Multikolor

Lighting:
Pikachu
Peppercat

Cleaner:
Multikolor

Executive Producer:
Madison Taylor

Director:
The Author

"Author..."

Author:
PikaFlash

"Full Disclaimers..."

Pokemon and related characters belongs to Nintendo, Creatures, Game Freak, 4Kids and
Warner Brothers.

Digimon and related characters belongs to Toei Animation, Bandai and FOXKids.

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*The Kero and Eriol Report*

[Kero Beros - Newscaster (Email: kero_b@knnnn.com]
[Eriol Hiragizawa - Newscaster. Email: eriol_h@knnnn.com]

Eriol: Welcome back to KNNNN.

Kero: Just before we do the main headlines, Ash, what emails have we recieved?

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[Ash Ketchum - Kanto Correspondent (Email: ash_k@knnnn.com]

Ash was at his computer.

Ash: Well, here's one that caught my eye.

*"Is it possible that you are so desperate for emails that you would even send one to
yourself?" Its from an A. Ketchum in Pallet Town, Kanto.*

Ash: And this next one.

*From Ikki Tenryou, asking, "Why was Nonsense placed in KNNNN?"*

Ash: Well, it intresting that it just so happens to be a funny story which...

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